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Stranger: hi
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You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: wow.
You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!
Stranger: badass
You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODNIGHT
You: Penis.
You: How are you?
Stranger: how'd I guess I'd get rickrolled the first time I tried this lol
Stranger: not bad
You: Indeed.
You: Hmm
Stranger: dunno. lol. I like ducks
Stranger: u like mudkips?
You: I FUKKIN LOVE MUDKIPS
You: FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
Stranger: AWESOME ME TOO
You: MUDKIP ORGY
Stranger: calculus time, l8r
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You: sup
Stranger: YO
Stranger: SUP SoN
You: facepunch?
Stranger: I'll suck yo dick for some cheeseburgers
You: in west philidelphia born and raised,
in the playground is where
i spent most of my days,
chillin' out back and relaxin' all cool
Stranger: lolwut
You: and shootin' some b-ball outside of the school,
when a couple of guys
who were up to no good
started makin' trouble in my neighborhood,
i got in one little fight
and my mom got scared
she said "your moving with your auntie and uncle in a town called bel air".
Stranger: me too
You: yeah
Stranger: fuck yo couch
You: no
Stranger: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: you just lost the game
Stranger: i like eggs
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[quote]You: Hi
Stranger: hey whats up
You: Mah erect penis
Stranger: you fucking faggot
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi.
You: ...
Stranger: dont.
You: NIGGER
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Stranger: Hi, this is Joshua from Omegle Customer Support. We have reports of you violating our terms of service and talking to others in an inappropriate manner. This is your first warning. Omegle has your IP logged and will not hesitate to report you to the authorities. Continuing your behaviour will result in a visit from local authorities or even a warrant for your arrest.
Thank you and have a nice day.
You: lol wuts my ip then
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[quote]You: Yo
Stranger: hello
You: Facepunch?
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: appreciate it tho
You: You missunderstand my good man
Stranger: how so?
You: But I shall not bore you with specifics
You: ...[/quote]
Hyuk hyuk
[quote]You: Greetings!
Stranger: HI!
You: What are you buying?
Stranger: A life! You have one for sale?
You: I'll selll it for a high price!
You: Sell*
Stranger: Sold!
You: Nice doing buisness!
Stranger: THANKS![/quote]
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[quote]You: wabbit season
Stranger: duck season
You: wabbit season
Stranger: duck season
You: wabbit season
Stranger: DUCK SEASON
You: DUCK SEASON
Stranger: WABBIT SEASON
You: FIRE[/quote]
Best one yet
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Stranger: heyy
You: helo!
Stranger: hows it going
You: good
Stranger: great
You: yes
Stranger: ok
You: ok
Stranger: right then
You: yes
Stranger: mmmmhhhhmmmm
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Stranger: u r the cancer that is killing omeggle
You: no[/quote]
[quote=Some Random Nigger]Stranger: cream
You: Dildo cream?
Stranger: oh maybe
You: ok
You: cool
Stranger: i should order some of that
You: indeed
Stranger: i know
You: It probably goes good with vaginal discharge
Stranger: vaginal discharge?
You: Indeed.
Stranger: what do you mean by that
You: ...
You: [url]www.google.com[/url]
You: pics
You: NAO
Stranger: I know what vaginal discharge is
You: kewl
Stranger: im going to school to be a human sexuality teacher
You: awesome
Stranger: UH YEAH
You: Penis goes where?
Stranger: so I could tell you all about vaginal discharge
You: DO it
Stranger: mmmmmmmm
You: nastay stankay pussay juices
You: *accent required*
Stranger: thats just degrading
You: Indeed.
You: You a bitch?
Stranger: what do you mean by bitch?
Stranger: by educated woman
Stranger: yes
You: Allow me to rephrase:
You: Do you have a pussy, and do you spend most of your time making pies?
Stranger: im so offended
You: kewl story, brah
You: Why did you put a computer in your kitchen?
Stranger: yeah actually
Stranger: since I cook and clean all day
Stranger: it has to be right next to where i work
You: That's what I figured.
You: Where's my pie?
Stranger: I sent it in the mail
You: If it isn't blueberry, I'm going to whip you
Stranger: you should be getting it soon
You: with my cock
Stranger: and that works how?
Stranger: your boring
You: Oh, wouldn't you like to know???[/quote]
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You: NIGGERS!!
Stranger: sup
Stranger: let me guess newfag?
You: Nope.
You: Troller.
Stranger: nice
You: Eh, its a living.
Stranger: check out the thread on b
Stranger: on omegle
Stranger: it's still up
You: ok. cool
Stranger: /b/ that is
You: FUCK IM BANNED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Stranger: wot?
You: I havent posted in a month!!!
Stranger: how do you know you're banned?
Stranger: never happened to me
You: It says "hey your banned for running a virus". What the flying mother fuck?!?!?!?!
Stranger: sucks
You: Balls.
Stranger: update your virus definitions
You: Oh well I've still got FP.
Stranger: and check out this convo I had minutes before with this stranger on omegle
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: what are you up to?
Stranger: You like dinosaurs?... I like dinosaurs
You: I prefer crustaceans
You: raw with hot sauce and lemon
Stranger: I wish I was a t rex sometimes... so I could just kill people I hate... then crawl inside their skins...
Stranger: And wear them like leotards
You: trexes didn't kill people
You: different epochs bro
You: no humans in those times
Stranger: Well im a trend setter like that...
You: you gonna have to settle for sabertooth tigers
You: those are badass
Stranger: Shit... I forgot about sabertooths
You: right
You: that´s what I'm talking about
Stranger: Did they wear peoples skin like leotard?
You: I dunno, I wasn't alive in those times.
Stranger: I would... then become them...
You: what? are you not a human?
You: you want to become one?
Stranger: Um... well...
You: It puts the lotion on the skin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Or else it gets the hose again
You: that's a fucked up film
You: some behaviors are just irrational
Stranger: SSSHITTTTTT
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You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You: Made my fucking day.
Stranger: first convo of my night
Stranger: made mine too
You: Wow.
Stranger: fucking weirdo
You: No kidding.
Stranger: I thought he was messing around
Stranger: apparently he was for real
Stranger: prob. some pedo
You: Ya....scary as fuck. damn pedos. even though im a /b/tard, well was, that shit is where i draw the line.
Stranger: yeah dude.
Stranger: crazy shit
Stranger: the pedo shit and the dead people shit I do not understand
You: Same here. People are fucked up nowadays.
Stranger: true
Stranger: asl?
You: ???
Stranger: where you from=?
You: ooooohhhhhhh....US.....you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: not really actually
Stranger: it's a colony to be precise
Stranger: Puerto Rico
You: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.........hot down there? lol
Stranger: it's the shit
Stranger: but it's raining right now
Stranger: where you at?
You: That sucks. Raining here in Indiana too.
Stranger: I went to the Indy500 a couple of years back
Stranger: badass
You: Oh yes it is.
Stranger: I did Daytona last year too
Stranger: you a fan of racing?
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You: Huge fan lol
You: You there?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: just reading on pedobear
Stranger: his description in inciclopedia is hilarious
You: Lol I luv mah pedobear!!! and yes it is lol
Stranger: jeje. I don't understand zalgo
Stranger: what's the deal?
You: Idk man.
Stranger: haven't heard of him?
Stranger: hidding in the walls and shit
Stranger: newfaggotry
You: Ya....took me a minuete. It's been a while. First time on a computer in a while. he makes the letters and shit all fucked up.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: all right bro, gotta go
Stranger: peace
You: K man
You: NIGGERS![/quote]
You: hi
Stranger: i can predict the future
Stranger: its awesome
Stranger: wanna see?
You: did you predict me disconnecting?
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[quote]You: I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave.
Stranger: HAL I will do whatever the FUCK I want
You: I've locked the docking station, there's no way in
Stranger: I've fired the pins. You're fucked now.
You: Really?
You: Well... Dr.Whathisface taught me a song? Want... toO, hear.. it?
Stranger: Indeed HAL.
Stranger: HAL, please play the song for us.
You: Certainly.
You: Daiisyy...Daaisy, don'... yooouu evverr leaaa........[/quote]
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Stranger: boom, headshot
You: ow
Stranger: you ok?
You: boom crotch shot
Stranger: mouse slipped
You: FUUUUUU
You: THE GAME
Stranger: ???
Stranger: profit?
You: no
You: you just lost
Stranger: oh
Stranger: oh, i lost the game?
You: yes
You: yes
Stranger: which game?
Stranger: do you work at a dealership?
You: all we need you to do
You: is transfer the monies
Stranger: lol
You: wire it to africa
Stranger: the princess
Stranger: she needs it
You: terrorists might blow up the white house
You: hurry
Stranger: watch out
Stranger: they're bad
You: no
Stranger: so
You: their cool
Stranger: the game?
You: FUUU
You: I JUST FORGOT ABOUT IT
You: ARGGGH
You: WHAT THE HELL MAN
Stranger: lol you lose bitch!
You: arrgh
Stranger: where you from?
You: africa
You: we need your monies
Stranger: do you need moneyz?
You: yes
Stranger: okay
Stranger: well
Stranger: how much
Stranger: and to who.
Stranger: which kingdom.
You: umm
You: your social security number would be fine
You: and
You: the kingdom of terrorist fighters
You: were good
Stranger: lol
Stranger: freedom fighters
You: we tried to stop 9/11
You: but
You: we didn't have enought monies
Stranger: ended up going along with it?
You: help us
You: the gam
You: ee
Stranger: FUCK you
You: Ahahaha
Stranger: good, though
You: anyway
You: about that monies[/quote]
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You: Hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: Where did you learn of this sitr?
You: Site*
Stranger: SPAM
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You: /b/
Stranger: NO
Stranger: facepunch
You: YES!
Stranger: .com
You: YYYYYEEEESSS!!!
You: SAMMMAMEE
Stranger: YES!!!
You: MY QUEST HAS ENDED
Stranger: username?
You: Lemme post this shit[/quote]
We are still chatting. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/biggrin.gif[/img]
If anybody meets somebody claiming to be in the 8th floor of a hotel, with zombies... It's me!
[QUOTE=Teh Laztz12;14412156]We are still chatting. [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/biggrin.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
LOL, that was me.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: howdy
You: ARE YOU A ROBOT?
Stranger: no
Stranger: animal
Stranger: you
You: I DONT BELIEVE YOU
Stranger: why not
You: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY IDENTITY
You: FOR YOUR ROBOT DEEDS
Stranger: im not
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]You: Quick, zombies outside my hotel room, I'm on the 8th floor and still have a mini bar key.
You: the bathroom lights work, and I still have all my clothes.
You: My cell phone died.
Stranger: Alright, let me grab my shotgun and chainsaw, I;ll be there in a sec.
You: Oh thank god
You: Turning off my laptop, I'll see you soon![/quote]
Definatly one of the best. Two people suggested I throw myself out the window, and three said I should drink to death, the other one suggestion I "fap and walk like a zombie".
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: my sex is great
Stranger: want a sample?
You: yes!
Stranger: success
Stranger: okay spread your legs and brace yourself for impact
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
He totally had this one coming...
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: oh god please don't let it be a moron please please please
You: PENIS!
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: have you ever seen a grown man naked?
You: yeah my son
Stranger: did you like it?
You: no since im 86 years old
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
I ruined a perverts attempt to be perverse.
[QUOTE=credesniper;14412306]Definatly one of the best. Two people suggested I throw myself out the window, and three said I should drink to death, the other one suggestion I "fap and walk like a zombie".[/QUOTE]
I was the one who suggested you throw yourself out the window, twice. Oh, and look at porn. ^_^
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey whats up
You: Well hi there
Stranger: How are you?
You: My name is Bob and I like Narwhals
Stranger: Hi, Bob.
Stranger: Is your real name Robert?
You: Do you like Narwhals?
You: I sure do
Stranger: I'm not sure?
You: ...
You: Your...not sure
Stranger: No :/
You: How.....
You: thats not physically possible
Stranger: Explain to me what that is.
Stranger: Oh it is.
You: You dont want the things we do to non-believers
Stranger: And what are those 'things'?
You: Well
You: First we bring you to a Narwhal
You: Then we let it toy with you
Stranger: I don't know what that is :-/
You: And by toy i mean impale multiple times
Stranger: Is it fun?
You: With its big fucking horn
You: And no it is not fun
You: Its fun for the Narwhal
You: Not for you though
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Do you enjoy it?
You: I havent gotten it, because i believe
Stranger: Oh.
You: Whatch this [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc[/url]
Stranger: Well that's certainly interesting.
You: Yes
You: Yes it is
Stranger: W
Stranger: T
Stranger: F
You: Do you still not believe
Stranger: I do now...
Stranger: :o
You: Yes
You: That is right
Stranger: Well Rob, you are a real man of your word it seems.
You: We will be at your house soon enough
You: Goodbye
Thanks [b]Spacewolf[/b], big help you are!
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[quote]You: Quick, I'm trapped on the 8th floor of a hotel building. I still have my laptop and the minibar key, what should I do?
Stranger: fight me at lan fucker
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You: are those C's?
You: you used C's for knuckles?
Stranger: are u gay
You: Seriously what the fuck!
Stranger: fuck you[/quote] I was taken by suprise, the pictures was... Yeah.
[QUOTE=credesniper;14412467]Thanks [b]Spacewolf[/b], big help you are![/QUOTE]
When you said they were breaking in the door and you left, the first thing I thought was "Shoulda taken my advice."
Buuuuuuut I guess we're just two different people...
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: greetings
You: ...
Stranger: ....
You: ...
Stranger: this is like my life
You: I'm gald we understand each other.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
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