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Aah, good times.... goooooood times....
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[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: sex? You: yes plz You: pssst Stranger: are you male or female? Stranger: what You: that depends, are you from facepunch? Stranger: no You: then I'm both Stranger: eww You: I can fuck me!!!! You have disconnected.[/quote] I love this thing.
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Why hello there sir Stranger: how are you? You: Are you having a very fine evening? You: THE FUCK Stranger: WHAT? You: YOU Stranger: ME? You: i was walking through the misty day You: the sky was cold and gray You: an old man came right up to me You: he said Stranger: ok ok You: i know your name Stranger: did he? You: he said hed like to talk to me You: if only for a while You: i had no plans so i said ok You: and he started with a smile Stranger: cool You: he said You: ive seen a million year pass by the way You: ive seen the gods of yesterday Stranger: as awesome as this is You: and then i kicked him in the nuts and stole his hat Stranger: im kinda sleepy now Stranger: oh cool Stranger: thats awesome Stranger: was his hat awesome? You: it was brown You: and leathery Stranger: coooooool You: but not actually leather Stranger: are you wearing it now? You: i was Stranger: why no anymore? You: but it had his name in it You: so i looked him up Stranger: ohhh You: and then went and killed his family You: and all of his descendants You: im going to go back tomorrow and find him and laugh in his face Stranger: good choice.. you dont want any loose ends You: then ill return his hat because im such a nice guy Stranger: haha... you are a nice guy You: so You: FP Stranger: FP? You: yes You: FP You: so no FP You: I have a question for you Stranger: Fore PLAY? You: no but close Stranger: oh ok Stranger: go Stranger: shoot Stranger: do it You: its a very personal question You: please dont take offense Stranger: no problem Stranger: go You: but could I by chance You: solicite your mother for sex You: also the FP stood for facepunch You: dont ask how it was close You: because it wasnt You: it was a ruse Stranger: well.. you could.. i dont know if you would like that though... unless you are into that You: oh You: im into it Stranger: cool Stranger: er You: you can join if you want Stranger: did you talk with my dad? You: but that would probably be weird Stranger: is he ok with it? You: oh cool You: is he up for it You: i could ask him if you want Stranger: would be easier if you did Stranger: you know You: ok put him on Stranger: wait.. like... now? You: yeah Stranger: i dont live with my parents.. i thought you knew them You: im asking you to call him You: or at least type and pretend youre him You: because my shaft is hard Stranger: ohhh no way dude.. cant really do that You: but i need something to work with Stranger: ohh ok ok Stranger: er Stranger: ahem Stranger: So i herd you liek mah wify? You: MSDPKGSD You: fuck You: i climaxed You: im sorry You: i thought i would last longer You: i have been dishonoured You: one question before I leave? You: actually 2 You: first You: does your dad really talk like that You: and second Stranger: Yo Dang, I herd you liked premature ejaculation so we placed and ejaculation inside your ejaculation so you could prematurely ejaculate while you ejaculate You: ARE YOU A ROBOT? Stranger: I AM NO You: you is no? Stranger: NO You: OK WELL I AM GO You: GOOD DAY You: MAY YOUR ARMOUR SHINE You: AND YOUR SWORD STRIKE TRUE
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: why halo thar Stranger: hey.. Stranger: i have a problem You: okey Stranger: will you listen You: sure Stranger: ok so i was just in my hotel room and i had to go to the washroom really bad...like take a dump. so i was waiting for my buddy to come out and i couldnt hold it anymore You: That sucks You: places need more bathrooms Stranger: so i ran down to the lobby in my boxers and couldnt find the washroom...im sweating at this point and i ask the clerk where it is and... You: you could die if you hold in your waste Stranger: she drew a diagram of the lobby (took fucking forever) and then when looking at the diagram i could have gone 1 of 2 ways... i picked the wrong one and ended up in a janitors closet You: did you do it there? Stranger: i scared a little philipino lady by accident, and could have shit all ove the floor theere but i didnt.... Stranger: i decided to run to the OPPOSITE CORNER of the lobby Stranger: its abotu 50 yards away You: i see Stranger: so i decided i could either pinch my cheeks and hopefully make it there, or sprint and get there for sure Stranger: i decided to sprint Stranger: my logic was flawed You: oh lawd Stranger: im wearing pink boxers sprinting accross the lobby Stranger: 50 yards: decide to sprint Stranger: 40 yards Stranger: panic insues Stranger: 30 yards: i feel warms on my legs and start to run harder You: oh no You: D: Stranger: 20 yards: dodge a plant last minute, decide that was a bad idea most likely Stranger: 10 yards: should not have dodged plant, evasive maneuver led to heavy boxer shorts Stranger: hit the door so hard it could have come off its hinges You: i see You: that sucks Stranger: 1st stall: lay down the law, go to flush, overflows...switch stalls.....2nd stall flush every 2 seconds You: indeed Stranger: finally finished with tears in my eyes... boxers ruined. must walk upstairs naked
Stranger: walk outside door, shit stain down the hall 25 years from bathroom. Stranger: i make eye contact with janitor lady, she is crushed Stranger: i quickly walk away, through the lobby, noticing there is shit on the walls and ceiling my heels must have kicked up in mid sprint Stranger: Philippine janitor is crying Stranger: i am now in my room, covered in shit, wondering how the hell i am going to get the fuck out of hear Stranger: any ideas?
OH my god... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl? You: what? You: Whatd oes that men Stranger: what? You: mean You: what does asl mean XD Stranger: ask senior leader You: whats senior leader? Stranger: older than junior leader You: one sec ill google You: whats junior leader You: o You: a s l Stranger: younger than senior leader You: im 12 female florida You: in brevard county :D You: I love the beach Stranger: beaches are nice Stranger: too hot and muggy in florida though You: yeah You: lately it been cold You: well for me You: today I masturbated for the first time XD Stranger: oh rly? Stranger: and you're just 12? You: yea You: what/ Stranger: kinda young You: well idunno Stranger: suppose not though, i fapped the first time at like 14 You: whats fap mean?/ Stranger: masterbate You: oh You: i tink im lesbo though Stranger: why do you say that? You: i was playin counter stroke You: and i use the ingame web browser since I don't think it has history You: and the porn that had penises made me want to not look Stranger: haha ok You: but i tried lesbian and then i didnt car You: care Stranger: penises aren't exactly pretty Stranger: girls are just much nicer to look at, clothed or not You: yea XD Stranger: you being at the beach, have plenty to look at too i'm sure You: pretty mujch Stranger: nice You: but now that i masturbated for first time i want to try fo real Stranger: but with a chick since you think you're a lesbo? You: yea You: i kno this girl sarah You: but shes kind ugly You: do you go on any internet forums? You: image boards etc Stranger: yeah You: which ones Stranger: [url]http://boobiepie.com/gallery[/url] Stranger: a image sharing site You: oh You: boobie pie... You: :S Stranger: thewolfweb.com for a message board You: I dont trust it Stranger: lol Stranger: your loss, pretty girls on there Stranger: some kinky stuff too though You: brb Stranger: haha You: back Stranger: where'd you go? You: i dunno ;D a link you gave me You: want to cyber? Stranger: haha sure Stranger: what are you wearing? You: stockings, my skirt and shirt You: i go to a school with uniforms ;D Stranger: nice! Stranger: how short is the skirt? You: short enough you can start to see my thong when I move Stranger: you're a bad girl i see You: yeah You: very bad girl Stranger: how about you come over here and undo that shirt for me then Stranger: *smacks you on the ass* You: ooo You: *starts to pull your shirt off* Stranger: how tall are you? You: 4' 10'' Stranger: and your boobs? Stranger: want to know how much you fill out that shirt you're taking off for me You: my tits are big and luscious and they are almost coming out of my shirt Stranger: for a 12 yo? they grow up so fast now a days You: yeah :P Stranger: so, come on over here and sit on my lap Stranger: but hike that skirt up as you sit down You: *goes to sit on your lap and lifts skirt up, all thats underneath is a tight little thong that I pull off* Stranger: oh, dirty indeed! Stranger: *bends you over my knee and starts to spank you* Stranger: you're mine now You: *moans playfully* Stranger: *pulls your hair slightly as i keep spanking you* Stranger: you want more girlie? You: oh yeah Stranger: *spanks much harder* Stranger: beg for it Stranger: *spanks harder yet* You: Oh mister You: *moans loudly* You: more please more Stranger: *spanks harder, leaving your cheeks red* Stranger: feel that lump in my pands? Stranger: *pants You: ohhh yeahh, sure is big... my pussy feels like its pulsing just staring at it Stranger: good, cause you'll get it when I'm done with you You: oh please You: i want to cum Stranger: *pulls you by the hair, forcing my cock in your mouth* Stranger: suck me, and maybe i'll fuck you Stranger: if you're good Stranger: *keeps spanking you with my free hand as i press your head in my crotch* You: *slides my mouth up and down your cock as it pushes deep into my mouth* Stranger: take me all the way! Stranger: *pushes my cock entirely down your throat* Stranger: want me in you? You: *looks up and sucks on your big cock more* You: oh pleaase yes Stranger: good girl Stranger: *picks you up by the hips, and drops you on my cock* Stranger: *picking you up and dropping you on my cock, forcing me inside you fully* You: *moans loudly and continues to whimper* Stranger: bad girls get it rough You: ohhh yeah You: I love it rough Stranger: good girl! You: oh god yes Stranger: *pulls you on me as hard as I can with every pound* Stranger: *leans over and bites your nipple* You: *yells out in pain and delight as your cock pushes deeper into my pussy* You: oooohhh ive never felt this way before You: I love your big hard cock Stranger: you'll never have felt this way before then Stranger: *next pulls you up and pushes my cock up your asshole* Stranger: dirty girls get the dirty hole You: oooohhhh Stranger: oh, you like this too? You: yea I love it You: Im such a dirty girl... Stranger: you're making a puddle juice on me, you must You: *moans in pleasure as her hand goes down to massage her own cock* You: *starts to cum all over your thighs& You: oh come on mister You: Do you want to suck my cock now? *sticks cock into your mouth* You: *cock rips off and a mixture of blood and cum squirts into your eyes, momentarily blinding you* You: *A wild mudkip appears*
You: windows? Stranger: no Stranger: too high Stranger: i suppose i could jump, and end it all You: thats dumb You: wheres your friend Stranger: i think i will Stranger: STILL TAKING A DUMP You: tell him to hurry the fuck up Stranger: im thinking jumping would be a good idea You: hey youve got internet You: look up some good cp You: thatll make you feel better Stranger: im 27 and have jsut shit in the lobby of a 5 star hotel! You: they will clean it up Stranger: IM IN VEGAS, they will clean it with my face You: oh shit
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: you You: are you a robot Stranger: one word at a time story go Stranger: I You: you already did this with someone You: something about their potato mom cock Stranger: O_O You: I'm watching you Stranger: are you the cieling cat? You: I'm his attic cat Stranger: thats watching me masterbate? Stranger: oh You: he feeds me information Stranger: cool You: and i feed it to roof insulation cat Stranger: mmh You: then he feeds it to our lord and saviour jesus christ You: are you familiar with the bible? Stranger: yeah You: fuck You: now i cant just make shit up Stranger: lmao Stranger: im kidding Stranger: i never read it You: oh Stranger: haha You: thats good Stranger: yep You: alright let me give you this rundown You: ok basically You: god was like You: jesus Stranger: o You: i need some more smokin stampede chips You: and jesus was all like You: can i have money for smokes dads? You: and his dad was like You: FUCK YOU JESUS GET ME MY CHIPS OR ILL DAMN YOU TO HELL Stranger: =O You: YOUR FUCKING IMBECILE BROTHER LUCIFER STARTED SMOKING You: AND THATS WHERE IT GOT HIM You: and then he raped jesus You: for a while You: so jesus called child services You: who placed him is foster care on earth You: 33 years later jesus and god met in a cafe after jesus dropped some wicked sweet acid You: and made amends You: and jesus was ready to rejoin his father You: so he had his friends the romans pretend to crucify him so he could post the pics on myspace You: so everyone would think he was hardcore You: and then jesus riseth from thine earth, and ascend into thine own heaven You: and all was right You: amen Stranger: amen. You: so yeah Stranger: damn You: can you sign my slip saying youll priase god so i can get my 5$ coupon Stranger: im gonna start praying now You: no i need you to sign You: your john hancock You: im hungry You: and i need that coupon for mcdonalds Stranger: k You: because me and my friend are heading up but only he has money Stranger: where do I sign You: just like You: sign in paint You: and host it You: and ill print it out Stranger: nah Ill do it with html Stranger: <i>Stranger</i> Stranger: there ya go You: oh You: yeah You: ok brb Stranger: k You: ok thanks You: ima head up to mickey d's You: you wanna come by any chance? Stranger: yeah You: k Stranger: just take your laptop with ya You: well i live in kurskaya russia Stranger: so I can be at your side You: so are you coming? Stranger: yes You: its the mcdonalds on the east side You: ill meet you there Stranger: alright You: cya Stranger: k You have disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: you Stranger: are you a robot You: one word at a time story go You: I Stranger: you already did this with someone Stranger: something about their potato mom cock You: O_O[/quote] Wow he actually read the Bible! [quote] Stranger: alright let me give you this rundown Stranger: ok basically Stranger: god was like Stranger: jesus You: o Stranger: i need some more smokin stampede chips Stranger: and jesus was all like Stranger: can i have money for smokes dads? Stranger: and his dad was like Stranger: FUCK YOU JESUS GET ME MY CHIPS OR ILL DAMN YOU TO HELL You: =O Stranger: YOUR FUCKING IMBECILE BROTHER LUCIFER STARTED SMOKING Stranger: AND THATS WHERE IT GOT HIM Stranger: and then he raped jesus Stranger: for a while Stranger: so jesus called child services Stranger: who placed him is foster care on earth Stranger: 33 years later jesus and god met in a cafe after jesus dropped some wicked sweet acid Stranger: and made amends Stranger: and jesus was ready to rejoin his father Stranger: so he had his friends the romans pretend to crucify him so he could post the pics on myspace Stranger: so everyone would think he was hardcore Stranger: and then jesus riseth from thine earth, and ascend into thine own heaven Stranger: and all was right Stranger: amen You: amen. Stranger: so yeah You: damn Stranger: can you sign my slip saying youll priase god so i can get my 5$ coupon You: im gonna start praying now Stranger: no i need you to sign Stranger: your john hancock Stranger: im hungry Stranger: and i need that coupon for mcdonalds You: k Stranger: because me and my friend are heading up but only he has money You: where do I sign Stranger: just like Stranger: sign in paint Stranger: and host it Stranger: and ill print it out You: nah Ill do it with html You: <i>Stranger</i> You: there ya go Stranger: oh Stranger: yeah Stranger: ok brb You: k Stranger: ok thanks Stranger: ima head up to mickey d's Stranger: you wanna come by any chance? You: yeah Stranger: k You: just take your laptop with ya Stranger: well i live in kurskaya russia You: so I can be at your side Stranger: so are you coming? You: yes Stranger: its the mcdonalds on the east side Stranger: ill meet you there You: alright Stranger: cya You: k[/quote] [quote] Stranger: i put a spell on you Stranger: cause you're mind Stranger: boogaboogabooga You: i put on my magical bunny shoes You: to prevent the spell Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] [quote] Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: favorite band? You: eminem Stranger: THATS A GUY Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]
[QUOTE=GunskiMod;14412916]Wow he actually read the Bible![/QUOTE] I lol'd
[code] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: dude, i need help You: Your father was the captain for 12 minutes. You: He saved 800 lives. Stranger: YOU NECROPHELIAC BASTARD You: Including yours. Stranger: oh Stranger: he did? You: I dare you to do better. You: Enlist in star fleet. Stranger: best Stranger: thing Stranger: ever Stranger: like holy shit You: You will experience fear; fear in the face of certain death You: PULL UR SHOOT You: NOW NOW NOW NOW Stranger: i just came in here to do very simillar You: We received a distress call... You: This day of reckoning... Stranger: but you dominated me Stranger: like, fuck You: We've got no captain and no first officer to replace him... Stranger: OMG I HAET U Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code]
[quote] You: facepunch? Stranger: lamesauce? You: poopjuice? Stranger: cincinatti bowtie? You: pee cake? Stranger: no thank you. You: rofl whale? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] =(
[quote] onnecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: So i hurd u liek mudkipz Stranger: :O You: is des tru? Stranger: fuck yeah broski You: k You: i liek mudkipz 2 You: all ovr my fayce Stranger: teh most brutal pokemonstar evar You: yeks You: he is kool You: like You: snorlax You: and peek at chuu You: pekachu* You: lol Stranger: d00d You: i get the 2 mixkes up sum tiem You: d00die Stranger: i went into mcdonalds today Stranger: and like Stranger: 5 wild snorlax appeared out of nowhere You: holyfuckthatsthebeststoryfuckingever Stranger: and started devouring teh cheezburgers Stranger: and i said Stranger: can i haz cheezburger? Stranger: and i was eaten Stranger: 8 hours later i was shit out and here i am You: I went on a walk with my digitamal photography device and liek 4 chicks came out of nowhur and strted talking 2 me and but like all of a suddon THEY TURNED 2 SNORTLAX You: andI waslike You: GO PENISKACHUU I CHOOZ U You: And they were like You: HEY WHATS YOUR NUMBER You: and I WAS LIKE Stranger: DID THEY USE MYSPACE ANGLES?!?! Stranger: FKIN SKANKS You: PNISKACHUU FIRE YOUR PENIS ELECTRIK BULT You: AND THEY WER LIEK You: WERE LIEK WEERDO You: so i took a picture of a dog You: True st00ry n1gga Stranger: was the dog a sold 4 out of 10 who doesnt shower regularly? Stranger: solid* You: the dog was like a 10 / 10 it had a purrty tailz Stranger: id hit it Stranger: so... Stranger: which site are you from You: Facepunch Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] D:
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[quote]Stranger: i do that to people Stranger: sorry You: you rape people? You: what? Stranger: yes Stranger: everyday You: hot Stranger: it's fun You: i kno rite? Stranger: how often do you raep? You: everytime i see someone Stranger: ah You: so like You: once a year Stranger: basement dweller? You: yeah Stranger: sux You: mom had to make a robot to bring me food Stranger: haha You: i raped it once You: thought it was someone Stranger: raped it where? You: it was dark Stranger: what type of oriface? You: in the charging hole Stranger: did it shock you? You: no Stranger: too bad Stranger: that would've been hot You: i guess im used to it Stranger: one time in prison a guard tazed my balls You: howd it feel? Stranger: the first time it scuked Stranger: but then i got used to it Stranger: then i started cumming when he did it You: i camethe first time [/quote]
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: hows it goin You: >.> You: good Stranger: thats good You: I just went on this site Stranger: me 2 You: and the past three people have been really wierd Stranger: yea i kno, haha You: "HEY GURL I HABE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU :D :D :D" Stranger: theres some onteresting peeps on here You: stuff like dat Stranger: i bet You: yeas ome are pretty onteresting :P Stranger: i met a jew living in afghanistan hoping to establish a mcdonalds franchise You: ha You: wow Stranger: yes, that was cool You: how old are you? Stranger: and i also met a pirate Stranger: im 17 You: pirate? Stranger: how bout u? You: 14 Stranger: cool You: yea Stranger: where u from? You: florida You: well Stranger: o, sweet You: born in new jersey You: yea You: I love the beaches aroudn here XD Stranger: haha, i bet You: but right now its rainy and dark Stranger: thats too bad. i kinda like the rain tho Stranger: sometimes Stranger: it makes it fun to drive You: yeah You: I cant drive yet You: i don't know we get permits or whatever here... Stranger: ha, yea, thats a bummer Stranger: driving makes life better Stranger: cuz u can do whatever u want, whenever u want You: Hehe WHATEVER u want right? Stranger: yes, anything ur heart desires Stranger: as long as u have ur own car tho You: yea Stranger: yup Stranger: so whats ur name? You: molly Stranger: cool, cool You: whats urs? Stranger: im jordan You: ahh Stranger: mhm Stranger: nice to meet u You: nice 2 meet you too XD You: do u mind if i ask you a question? Stranger: so hows life, molly? You: ok Stranger: o sure, ask away You: well You: i wanted to use this thing since its a stanrger or whatever You: but when did you masturbate for your first time? Stranger: umm...i have no clue Stranger: i cant remember, haha You: i just did for my first time today Stranger: o. how was that? You: fiine You: i think im lesbian :S You: is that bad? Stranger: no, thats cool Stranger: i think lesbians are hot You: hehe You: becuz i was going to watch porn while i did it or whatever Stranger: thats always good You: yea xD You: but i didnt feel too much ike watching the straight kind You: and then tried the lesbian and well did it Stranger: o. i feel ya, haha Stranger: i prefer the girl on girl action myself You: :D You: girls are much nicer to look at i think You: clothed or not :P Stranger: yes, definately Stranger: i prefer not, haha You: ha Stranger: well thats cool Stranger: masturbation is nice, ha You: just regular porn when i see the guys stuff it just makes me want to look at the girl You: yea XD You: i want to do it again but i dont wunt my mom seeing Stranger: o. that could be awkward You: yea Stranger: i kinda wanna do it now too, haha Stranger: thanks alot! Stranger: jk You: XD You: i can send u my pics to help you out :P You: / You: ? Stranger: that would be cool Stranger: r u good lookin? You: well i dunt know You: you can judge :P Stranger: ha, ok Stranger: i dont .ike to judge myself either You: hmm You: which pic shuld I send you Stranger: the best one Stranger: haha You: i dont know whicho nes best XD Stranger: well just send one that u think u look good in You: well You: comments people said I look good in this one You: but people say that al lthe tim XD You: [url]http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/20/l_300fcb2ef0244a089967b30231dd8776.jpg[/url] You: i like this one more Stranger: hold up You: hmm? Stranger: lemme check this out.... Stranger: my computers kinda slow, haha You: ha thats okay You: my other one is here You: [url]http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/7/l_3397cd6d1ee4406d9418f5a6877ee25b.jpg[/url] You: I liek it more Stranger: ur really cute, ha You: thanks You: do you have any pics? Stranger: ur welcome Stranger: no, sorry You: aww You: i might have wanted them next time XD You: ;D Stranger: haha, i bet Stranger: well, maybe urs will come in handy.... You: XD Stranger: haha, thats kinda wierd to say You: handy ha Stranger: haha, i get it You: XD Stranger: im even smarter than i thought You: i feel stupid Stranger: haha, whys that? You: i didnt get it at first :P You: >.< Stranger: well i didnt even meen it like that Stranger: so dont feel bad You: oooh You: how did you mean it XD? Stranger: well i meant that it would come in handy, but i didnt intend "handy" to be part of the joke You: well it stood out to me :P You: gues i just think like that You: or maybe im still horny or something Stranger: haha, probably Stranger: masturbation will dp that to u You: well... You: are you horny at all? Stranger: im 17, im always horny Stranger: haha You: want to cyber ;D? You: I never tried it before Stranger: neither have i actually.. Stranger: but i thought u were lez.... You: well You: i think its just seeing the penis You: its new to me :S Stranger: o. i see Stranger: it frightens me as well, ha You: XD You: Not your own I guess? Stranger: no, not my own Stranger: ha You: well thats good XD I think a guy needs to know how to use one :P Stranger: yes, i agree Stranger: which is why i practice all the time.... Stranger: jk You: heh You: so do you want to? Stranger: sure Stranger: i dunno what im supposed to do tho, haha Stranger: not gonna lie You: hmm You: well You: ill start Stranger: alright, sounds good You: im still in my school uniform so im wearing just my stockings and skirt and shirt You: but my thong is visible since my skirt is so short Stranger: sexy Stranger: i might have to remove that thing first Stranger: thing* Stranger: thong*** You: *giggles* ooh Stranger: jeez, i cant type You: doesn't matter :P You: just go along with it I guess Stranger: alright Stranger: that shirts gonna have to come off as well You: *i sit down on your lap and pull off my shirt, my boobs bounce in my bra as the shirt comes off* Stranger: *i take ur bra off and gently rub ur sexy boobs, giving em a nice lick every once in a while You: oooh that feels so good *puts my hand down on your pants and feels your cock* oh its so big Stranger: ur hands feel soo good against my dick. rub it, i think itll get bigger... You: I have a better idea ;D Stranger: what would that be You: *I start to pull off your pants and see your erection bounce in your underwear* You: well... my mouth wants to taste your cock You: and I think i am going to let it Stranger: let me kno how it tastes You: *pulls off your underwear* Stranger: o yea You: *sticks my cock in your mouth* thats how it tastes... oooh so good right? Stranger: o, u kno it. You: *mudkips fly over your head and explode into 1000 dazzling colors* Stranger: ? You: what Stranger: ok, ha. ill go with it Stranger: ur tounge is so nimble.. You: *MY BIG HARD ERECTION is throbbing within your ass, I feel you start to resist but I cup your balls in my hand and squeeze till you submit to me* Stranger: *i pump my dick into ur ass and listen to u scream in pleasure You: wow. You: do you not notice You: that my cock is penetrating you in your ass You: till you bleed Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile Stranger: NERRRRRRDDDSSSS!!!!! Stranger: The borg still has to roll for thaco. You: Lower your shields and surrender your ships Stranger: There was a star trek rpg, you know. You: we will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own You: Resistance is futile Stranger: First it was a GURPS plug-in. Stranger: Then they launched it as it's own. You: Lower your shields and surrender your ships You: I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING Stranger: How about I get drunk and tell you to lower your shields and surrender your ships? Stranger: That's not even star trek, nerd! You: You are correct! Stranger: Have you heard the band Impetigo? You: If you only knew the power of the dark side Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I actually had a nice chat with some stranger about my personal issues without being trolled or anything. It actually made me feel a lot better. (recent death in family)
[quote=herbie3;14413374]i actually had a nice chat with some stranger about my personal issues without being trolled or anything. It actually made me feel a lot better. (recent death in family)[/quote] that was me :o, oh em gee.
[QUOTE=Herbie3;14413374]I actually had a nice chat with some stranger about my personal issues without being trolled or anything. It actually made me feel a lot better. (recent death in family)[/QUOTE] I havent come accrost one nice person on this site so far
None of these strangers know Japanese. :C
[QUOTE=Rocket Man;14413416]I havent come accrost one nice person on this site so far[/QUOTE] One person turned out nice, I started to try to cyber with them going on like I did with my past two chat logs but they turned out to be some kinda nice girl whos 18. She insisted I not talk about sex so we started talking normally. Then I asked her how masturbation is and she left -.-.
[quote]You: Tell me a secret. Please. Stranger: are you up for a turing test? You: turing? You: turning? You: Sure why not Stranger: Alan Turing. You: sure. You: Go Stranger: okay. you're going to prove to me that you are not a simply a bot. This may take several days. But hang in there. Stranger: You see a turtle lying on it's back in the sun, baking to death. What do you do? You: Alright You: Well is it a turtle or a tortise? You: Is this a Blade runner reference? You: Please say yes Stranger: Ha ha! Good eye. But the questions stands. You: YESSS <3333 Stranger: lol You: I observe the turtle Stranger: Have you ever seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion? You: The musical or the 1940's remake? Stranger: The musical. The remake is best forgotten. You: Then yes, I have seen the attack ships. Stranger: But were they on fire? Off the shoulder of Orion? That's key. You: No D: You: not on fire You: I saw them go down with smoke You: off the shouldoer of Orion Stranger: Hmm. You're doing well. But tell me this: do you dream of electric sheep? You: I dream a sea of darkness. Stranger: That sounds like something a bot would say... You: I'm human, I swear. You: I vote democrat and everything. I eat cabbages and watch the news. Stranger: More human than human? Or human all too human? You: Uhh... Human all too human Stranger: Ah, an American. An interesting turn. You: Yeah, American... Sure Stranger: So you're an American human. Who eats cabbages. Nice try bot. Americans don't eat cabbage. You[/quote] This one made me laugh and smile. Blade runner, good movie.
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