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Stranger: sex?
You: yes plz
You: pssst
Stranger: are you male or female?
Stranger: what
You: that depends, are you from facepunch?
Stranger: no
You: then I'm both
Stranger: eww
You: I can fuck me!!!!
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I love this thing.
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You: facepunch
You: .com
Stranger: punchyourface.com?
You: punchinyourmouthwith.cum
Stranger: ooh snap
Stranger: excellent retort
You: yeeaaa
Stranger: sadly I used that one your sister last night
You: oh snap
Stranger: your mom this mornign
Stranger: your dad this afternoon
Stranger: and you about 2mins ago
You: but hes right here
You: shit
You: did i just lose
Stranger: I think you lost the internet yea
Stranger: better throw up another facepalm
You: ok
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Stranger: it's okay, we can't all win all the time
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Stranger: hey
You: Why hello there sir
Stranger: how are you?
You: Are you having a very fine evening?
You: THE FUCK
Stranger: WHAT?
You: YOU
Stranger: ME?
You: i was walking through the misty day
You: the sky was cold and gray
You: an old man came right up to me
You: he said
Stranger: ok ok
You: i know your name
Stranger: did he?
You: he said hed like to talk to me
You: if only for a while
You: i had no plans so i said ok
You: and he started with a smile
Stranger: cool
You: he said
You: ive seen a million year pass by the way
You: ive seen the gods of yesterday
Stranger: as awesome as this is
You: and then i kicked him in the nuts and stole his hat
Stranger: im kinda sleepy now
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: thats awesome
Stranger: was his hat awesome?
You: it was brown
You: and leathery
Stranger: coooooool
You: but not actually leather
Stranger: are you wearing it now?
You: i was
Stranger: why no anymore?
You: but it had his name in it
You: so i looked him up
Stranger: ohhh
You: and then went and killed his family
You: and all of his descendants
You: im going to go back tomorrow and find him and laugh in his face
Stranger: good choice.. you dont want any loose ends
You: then ill return his hat because im such a nice guy
Stranger: haha... you are a nice guy
You: so
You: FP
Stranger: FP?
You: yes
You: FP
You: so no FP
You: I have a question for you
Stranger: Fore PLAY?
You: no but close
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: go
Stranger: shoot
Stranger: do it
You: its a very personal question
You: please dont take offense
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: go
You: but could I by chance
You: solicite your mother for sex
You: also the FP stood for facepunch
You: dont ask how it was close
You: because it wasnt
You: it was a ruse
Stranger: well.. you could.. i dont know if you would like that though... unless you are into that
You: oh
You: im into it
Stranger: cool
Stranger: er
You: you can join if you want
Stranger: did you talk with my dad?
You: but that would probably be weird
Stranger: is he ok with it?
You: oh cool
You: is he up for it
You: i could ask him if you want
Stranger: would be easier if you did
Stranger: you know
You: ok put him on
Stranger: wait.. like... now?
You: yeah
Stranger: i dont live with my parents.. i thought you knew them
You: im asking you to call him
You: or at least type and pretend youre him
You: because my shaft is hard
Stranger: ohhh no way dude.. cant really do that
You: but i need something to work with
Stranger: ohh ok ok
Stranger: er
Stranger: ahem
Stranger: So i herd you liek mah wify?
You: MSDPKGSD
You: fuck
You: i climaxed
You: im sorry
You: i thought i would last longer
You: i have been dishonoured
You: one question before I leave?
You: actually 2
You: first
You: does your dad really talk like that
You: and second
Stranger: Yo Dang, I herd you liked premature ejaculation so we placed and ejaculation inside your ejaculation so you could prematurely ejaculate while you ejaculate
You: ARE YOU A ROBOT?
Stranger: I AM NO
You: you is no?
Stranger: NO
You: OK WELL I AM GO
You: GOOD DAY
You: MAY YOUR ARMOUR SHINE
You: AND YOUR SWORD STRIKE TRUE
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: Care to hear a joke?
You: sure
Stranger: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
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never gona run around and desert you
Stranger: shit
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You: why halo thar
Stranger: hey..
Stranger: i have a problem
You: okey
Stranger: will you listen
You: sure
Stranger: ok so i was just in my hotel room and i had to go to the washroom really bad...like take a dump. so i was waiting for my buddy to come out and i couldnt hold it anymore
You: That sucks
You: places need more bathrooms
Stranger: so i ran down to the lobby in my boxers and couldnt find the washroom...im sweating at this point and i ask the clerk where it is and...
You: you could die if you hold in your waste
Stranger: she drew a diagram of the lobby (took fucking forever) and then when looking at the diagram i could have gone 1 of 2 ways... i picked the wrong one and ended up in a janitors closet
You: did you do it there?
Stranger: i scared a little philipino lady by accident, and could have shit all ove the floor theere but i didnt....
Stranger: i decided to run to the OPPOSITE CORNER of the lobby
Stranger: its abotu 50 yards away
You: i see
Stranger: so i decided i could either pinch my cheeks and hopefully make it there, or sprint and get there for sure
Stranger: i decided to sprint
Stranger: my logic was flawed
You: oh lawd
Stranger: im wearing pink boxers sprinting accross the lobby
Stranger: 50 yards: decide to sprint
Stranger: 40 yards
Stranger: panic insues
Stranger: 30 yards: i feel warms on my legs and start to run harder
You: oh no
You: D:
Stranger: 20 yards: dodge a plant last minute, decide that was a bad idea most likely
Stranger: 10 yards: should not have dodged plant, evasive maneuver led to heavy boxer shorts
Stranger: hit the door so hard it could have come off its hinges
You: i see
You: that sucks
Stranger: 1st stall: lay down the law, go to flush, overflows...switch stalls.....2nd stall flush every 2 seconds
You: indeed
Stranger: finally finished with tears in my eyes... boxers ruined. must walk upstairs naked
Stranger: walk outside door, shit stain down the hall 25 years from bathroom.
Stranger: i make eye contact with janitor lady, she is crushed
Stranger: i quickly walk away, through the lobby, noticing there is shit on the walls and ceiling my heels must have kicked up in mid sprint
Stranger: Philippine janitor is crying
Stranger: i am now in my room, covered in shit, wondering how the hell i am going to get the fuck out of hear
Stranger: any ideas?
OH my god...
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Stranger: asl?
You: what?
You: Whatd oes that men
Stranger: what?
You: mean
You: what does asl mean XD
Stranger: ask senior leader
You: whats senior leader?
Stranger: older than junior leader
You: one sec ill google
You: whats junior leader
You: o
You: a s l
Stranger: younger than senior leader
You: im 12 female florida
You: in brevard county :D
You: I love the beach
Stranger: beaches are nice
Stranger: too hot and muggy in florida though
You: yeah
You: lately it been cold
You: well for me
You: today I masturbated for the first time XD
Stranger: oh rly?
Stranger: and you're just 12?
You: yea
You: what/
Stranger: kinda young
You: well idunno
Stranger: suppose not though, i fapped the first time at like 14
You: whats fap mean?/
Stranger: masterbate
You: oh
You: i tink im lesbo though
Stranger: why do you say that?
You: i was playin counter stroke
You: and i use the ingame web browser since I don't think it has history
You: and the porn that had penises made me want to not look
Stranger: haha ok
You: but i tried lesbian and then i didnt car
You: care
Stranger: penises aren't exactly pretty
Stranger: girls are just much nicer to look at, clothed or not
You: yea XD
Stranger: you being at the beach, have plenty to look at too i'm sure
You: pretty mujch
Stranger: nice
You: but now that i masturbated for first time i want to try fo real
Stranger: but with a chick since you think you're a lesbo?
You: yea
You: i kno this girl sarah
You: but shes kind ugly
You: do you go on any internet forums?
You: image boards etc
Stranger: yeah
You: which ones
Stranger: [url]http://boobiepie.com/gallery[/url]
Stranger: a image sharing site
You: oh
You: boobie pie...
You: :S
Stranger: thewolfweb.com for a message board
You: I dont trust it
Stranger: lol
Stranger: your loss, pretty girls on there
Stranger: some kinky stuff too though
You: brb
Stranger: haha
You: back
Stranger: where'd you go?
You: i dunno ;D a link you gave me
You: want to cyber?
Stranger: haha sure
Stranger: what are you wearing?
You: stockings, my skirt and shirt
You: i go to a school with uniforms ;D
Stranger: nice!
Stranger: how short is the skirt?
You: short enough you can start to see my thong when I move
Stranger: you're a bad girl i see
You: yeah
You: very bad girl
Stranger: how about you come over here and undo that shirt for me then
Stranger: *smacks you on the ass*
You: ooo
You: *starts to pull your shirt off*
Stranger: how tall are you?
You: 4' 10''
Stranger: and your boobs?
Stranger: want to know how much you fill out that shirt you're taking off for me
You: my tits are big and luscious and they are almost coming out of my shirt
Stranger: for a 12 yo? they grow up so fast now a days
You: yeah :P
Stranger: so, come on over here and sit on my lap
Stranger: but hike that skirt up as you sit down
You: *goes to sit on your lap and lifts skirt up, all thats underneath is a tight little thong that I pull off*
Stranger: oh, dirty indeed!
Stranger: *bends you over my knee and starts to spank you*
Stranger: you're mine now
You: *moans playfully*
Stranger: *pulls your hair slightly as i keep spanking you*
Stranger: you want more girlie?
You: oh yeah
Stranger: *spanks much harder*
Stranger: beg for it
Stranger: *spanks harder yet*
You: Oh mister
You: *moans loudly*
You: more please more
Stranger: *spanks harder, leaving your cheeks red*
Stranger: feel that lump in my pands?
Stranger: *pants
You: ohhh yeahh, sure is big... my pussy feels like its pulsing just staring at it
Stranger: good, cause you'll get it when I'm done with you
You: oh please
You: i want to cum
Stranger: *pulls you by the hair, forcing my cock in your mouth*
Stranger: suck me, and maybe i'll fuck you
Stranger: if you're good
Stranger: *keeps spanking you with my free hand as i press your head in my crotch*
You: *slides my mouth up and down your cock as it pushes deep into my mouth*
Stranger: take me all the way!
Stranger: *pushes my cock entirely down your throat*
Stranger: want me in you?
You: *looks up and sucks on your big cock more*
You: oh pleaase yes
Stranger: good girl
Stranger: *picks you up by the hips, and drops you on my cock*
Stranger: *picking you up and dropping you on my cock, forcing me inside you fully*
You: *moans loudly and continues to whimper*
Stranger: bad girls get it rough
You: ohhh yeah
You: I love it rough
Stranger: good girl!
You: oh god yes
Stranger: *pulls you on me as hard as I can with every pound*
Stranger: *leans over and bites your nipple*
You: *yells out in pain and delight as your cock pushes deeper into my pussy*
You: oooohhh ive never felt this way before
You: I love your big hard cock
Stranger: you'll never have felt this way before then
Stranger: *next pulls you up and pushes my cock up your asshole*
Stranger: dirty girls get the dirty hole
You: oooohhhh
Stranger: oh, you like this too?
You: yea I love it
You: Im such a dirty girl...
Stranger: you're making a puddle juice on me, you must
You: *moans in pleasure as her hand goes down to massage her own cock*
You: *starts to cum all over your thighs&
You: oh come on mister
You: Do you want to suck my cock now? *sticks cock into your mouth*
You: *cock rips off and a mixture of blood and cum squirts into your eyes, momentarily blinding you*
You: *A wild mudkip appears*
You: windows?
Stranger: no
Stranger: too high
Stranger: i suppose i could jump, and end it all
You: thats dumb
You: wheres your friend
Stranger: i think i will
Stranger: STILL TAKING A DUMP
You: tell him to hurry the fuck up
Stranger: im thinking jumping would be a good idea
You: hey youve got internet
You: look up some good cp
You: thatll make you feel better
Stranger: im 27 and have jsut shit in the lobby of a 5 star hotel!
You: they will clean it up
Stranger: IM IN VEGAS, they will clean it with my face
You: oh shit
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You: you
You: are you a robot
Stranger: one word at a time story go
Stranger: I
You: you already did this with someone
You: something about their potato mom cock
Stranger: O_O
You: I'm watching you
Stranger: are you the cieling cat?
You: I'm his attic cat
Stranger: thats watching me masterbate?
Stranger: oh
You: he feeds me information
Stranger: cool
You: and i feed it to roof insulation cat
Stranger: mmh
You: then he feeds it to our lord and saviour jesus christ
You: are you familiar with the bible?
Stranger: yeah
You: fuck
You: now i cant just make shit up
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: im kidding
Stranger: i never read it
You: oh
Stranger: haha
You: thats good
Stranger: yep
You: alright let me give you this rundown
You: ok basically
You: god was like
You: jesus
Stranger: o
You: i need some more smokin stampede chips
You: and jesus was all like
You: can i have money for smokes dads?
You: and his dad was like
You: FUCK YOU JESUS GET ME MY CHIPS OR ILL DAMN YOU TO HELL
Stranger: =O
You: YOUR FUCKING IMBECILE BROTHER LUCIFER STARTED SMOKING
You: AND THATS WHERE IT GOT HIM
You: and then he raped jesus
You: for a while
You: so jesus called child services
You: who placed him is foster care on earth
You: 33 years later jesus and god met in a cafe after jesus dropped some wicked sweet acid
You: and made amends
You: and jesus was ready to rejoin his father
You: so he had his friends the romans pretend to crucify him so he could post the pics on myspace
You: so everyone would think he was hardcore
You: and then jesus riseth from thine earth, and ascend into thine own heaven
You: and all was right
You: amen
Stranger: amen.
You: so yeah
Stranger: damn
You: can you sign my slip saying youll priase god so i can get my 5$ coupon
Stranger: im gonna start praying now
You: no i need you to sign
You: your john hancock
You: im hungry
You: and i need that coupon for mcdonalds
Stranger: k
You: because me and my friend are heading up but only he has money
Stranger: where do I sign
You: just like
You: sign in paint
You: and host it
You: and ill print it out
Stranger: nah Ill do it with html
Stranger: <i>Stranger</i>
Stranger: there ya go
You: oh
You: yeah
You: ok brb
Stranger: k
You: ok thanks
You: ima head up to mickey d's
You: you wanna come by any chance?
Stranger: yeah
You: k
Stranger: just take your laptop with ya
You: well i live in kurskaya russia
Stranger: so I can be at your side
You: so are you coming?
Stranger: yes
You: its the mcdonalds on the east side
You: ill meet you there
Stranger: alright
You: cya
Stranger: k
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[quote]Stranger: you
Stranger: are you a robot
You: one word at a time story go
You: I
Stranger: you already did this with someone
Stranger: something about their potato mom cock
You: O_O[/quote]
Wow he actually read the Bible!
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Stranger: alright let me give you this rundown
Stranger: ok basically
Stranger: god was like
Stranger: jesus
You: o
Stranger: i need some more smokin stampede chips
Stranger: and jesus was all like
Stranger: can i have money for smokes dads?
Stranger: and his dad was like
Stranger: FUCK YOU JESUS GET ME MY CHIPS OR ILL DAMN YOU TO HELL
You: =O
Stranger: YOUR FUCKING IMBECILE BROTHER LUCIFER STARTED SMOKING
Stranger: AND THATS WHERE IT GOT HIM
Stranger: and then he raped jesus
Stranger: for a while
Stranger: so jesus called child services
Stranger: who placed him is foster care on earth
Stranger: 33 years later jesus and god met in a cafe after jesus dropped some wicked sweet acid
Stranger: and made amends
Stranger: and jesus was ready to rejoin his father
Stranger: so he had his friends the romans pretend to crucify him so he could post the pics on myspace
Stranger: so everyone would think he was hardcore
Stranger: and then jesus riseth from thine earth, and ascend into thine own heaven
Stranger: and all was right
Stranger: amen
You: amen.
Stranger: so yeah
You: damn
Stranger: can you sign my slip saying youll priase god so i can get my 5$ coupon
You: im gonna start praying now
Stranger: no i need you to sign
Stranger: your john hancock
Stranger: im hungry
Stranger: and i need that coupon for mcdonalds
You: k
Stranger: because me and my friend are heading up but only he has money
You: where do I sign
Stranger: just like
Stranger: sign in paint
Stranger: and host it
Stranger: and ill print it out
You: nah Ill do it with html
You: <i>Stranger</i>
You: there ya go
Stranger: oh
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ok brb
You: k
Stranger: ok thanks
Stranger: ima head up to mickey d's
Stranger: you wanna come by any chance?
You: yeah
Stranger: k
You: just take your laptop with ya
Stranger: well i live in kurskaya russia
You: so I can be at your side
Stranger: so are you coming?
You: yes
Stranger: its the mcdonalds on the east side
Stranger: ill meet you there
You: alright
Stranger: cya
You: k[/quote]
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Stranger: i put a spell on you
Stranger: cause you're mind
Stranger: boogaboogabooga
You: i put on my magical bunny shoes
You: to prevent the spell
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: favorite band?
You: eminem
Stranger: THATS A GUY
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[QUOTE=GunskiMod;14412916]Wow he actually read the Bible![/QUOTE]
I lol'd
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Stranger: dude, i need help
You: Your father was the captain for 12 minutes.
You: He saved 800 lives.
Stranger: YOU NECROPHELIAC BASTARD
You: Including yours.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: he did?
You: I dare you to do better.
You: Enlist in star fleet.
Stranger: best
Stranger: thing
Stranger: ever
Stranger: like holy shit
You: You will experience fear; fear in the face of certain death
You: PULL UR SHOOT
You: NOW NOW NOW NOW
Stranger: i just came in here to do very simillar
You: We received a distress call...
You: This day of reckoning...
Stranger: but you dominated me
Stranger: like, fuck
You: We've got no captain and no first officer to replace him...
Stranger: OMG I HAET U
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[quote]
You: facepunch?
Stranger: lamesauce?
You: poopjuice?
Stranger: cincinatti bowtie?
You: pee cake?
Stranger: no thank you.
You: rofl whale?
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You: So i hurd u liek mudkipz
Stranger: :O
You: is des tru?
Stranger: fuck yeah broski
You: k
You: i liek mudkipz 2
You: all ovr my fayce
Stranger: teh most brutal pokemonstar evar
You: yeks
You: he is kool
You: like
You: snorlax
You: and peek at chuu
You: pekachu*
You: lol
Stranger: d00d
You: i get the 2 mixkes up sum tiem
You: d00die
Stranger: i went into mcdonalds today
Stranger: and like
Stranger: 5 wild snorlax appeared out of nowhere
You: holyfuckthatsthebeststoryfuckingever
Stranger: and started devouring teh cheezburgers
Stranger: and i said
Stranger: can i haz cheezburger?
Stranger: and i was eaten
Stranger: 8 hours later i was shit out and here i am
You: I went on a walk with my digitamal photography device and liek 4 chicks came out of nowhur and strted talking 2 me and but like all of a suddon THEY TURNED 2 SNORTLAX
You: andI waslike
You: GO PENISKACHUU I CHOOZ U
You: And they were like
You: HEY WHATS YOUR NUMBER
You: and I WAS LIKE
Stranger: DID THEY USE MYSPACE ANGLES?!?!
Stranger: FKIN SKANKS
You: PNISKACHUU FIRE YOUR PENIS ELECTRIK BULT
You: AND THEY WER LIEK
You: WERE LIEK WEERDO
You: so i took a picture of a dog
You: True st00ry n1gga
Stranger: was the dog a sold 4 out of 10 who doesnt shower regularly?
Stranger: solid*
You: the dog was like a 10 / 10 it had a purrty tailz
Stranger: id hit it
Stranger: so...
Stranger: which site are you from
You: Facepunch
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D:
[quote]Stranger: i do that to people
Stranger: sorry
You: you rape people?
You: what?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: everyday
You: hot
Stranger: it's fun
You: i kno rite?
Stranger: how often do you raep?
You: everytime i see someone
Stranger: ah
You: so like
You: once a year
Stranger: basement dweller?
You: yeah
Stranger: sux
You: mom had to make a robot to bring me food
Stranger: haha
You: i raped it once
You: thought it was someone
Stranger: raped it where?
You: it was dark
Stranger: what type of oriface?
You: in the charging hole
Stranger: did it shock you?
You: no
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: that would've been hot
You: i guess im used to it
Stranger: one time in prison a guard tazed my balls
You: howd it feel?
Stranger: the first time it scuked
Stranger: but then i got used to it
Stranger: then i started cumming when he did it
You: i camethe first time
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: hows it goin
You: >.>
You: good
Stranger: thats good
You: I just went on this site
Stranger: me 2
You: and the past three people have been really wierd
Stranger: yea i kno, haha
You: "HEY GURL I HABE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU :D :D :D"
Stranger: theres some onteresting peeps on here
You: stuff like dat
Stranger: i bet
You: yeas ome are pretty onteresting :P
Stranger: i met a jew living in afghanistan hoping to establish a mcdonalds franchise
You: ha
You: wow
Stranger: yes, that was cool
You: how old are you?
Stranger: and i also met a pirate
Stranger: im 17
You: pirate?
Stranger: how bout u?
You: 14
Stranger: cool
You: yea
Stranger: where u from?
You: florida
You: well
Stranger: o, sweet
You: born in new jersey
You: yea
You: I love the beaches aroudn here XD
Stranger: haha, i bet
You: but right now its rainy and dark
Stranger: thats too bad. i kinda like the rain tho
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: it makes it fun to drive
You: yeah
You: I cant drive yet
You: i don't know we get permits or whatever here...
Stranger: ha, yea, thats a bummer
Stranger: driving makes life better
Stranger: cuz u can do whatever u want, whenever u want
You: Hehe WHATEVER u want right?
Stranger: yes, anything ur heart desires
Stranger: as long as u have ur own car tho
You: yea
Stranger: yup
Stranger: so whats ur name?
You: molly
Stranger: cool, cool
You: whats urs?
Stranger: im jordan
You: ahh
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: nice 2 meet you too XD
You: do u mind if i ask you a question?
Stranger: so hows life, molly?
You: ok
Stranger: o sure, ask away
You: well
You: i wanted to use this thing since its a stanrger or whatever
You: but when did you masturbate for your first time?
Stranger: umm...i have no clue
Stranger: i cant remember, haha
You: i just did for my first time today
Stranger: o. how was that?
You: fiine
You: i think im lesbian :S
You: is that bad?
Stranger: no, thats cool
Stranger: i think lesbians are hot
You: hehe
You: becuz i was going to watch porn while i did it or whatever
Stranger: thats always good
You: yea xD
You: but i didnt feel too much ike watching the straight kind
You: and then tried the lesbian and well did it
Stranger: o. i feel ya, haha
Stranger: i prefer the girl on girl action myself
You: :D
You: girls are much nicer to look at i think
You: clothed or not :P
Stranger: yes, definately
Stranger: i prefer not, haha
You: ha
Stranger: well thats cool
Stranger: masturbation is nice, ha
You: just regular porn when i see the guys stuff it just makes me want to look at the girl
You: yea XD
You: i want to do it again but i dont wunt my mom seeing
Stranger: o. that could be awkward
You: yea
Stranger: i kinda wanna do it now too, haha
Stranger: thanks alot!
Stranger: jk
You: XD
You: i can send u my pics to help you out :P
You: /
You: ?
Stranger: that would be cool
Stranger: r u good lookin?
You: well i dunt know
You: you can judge :P
Stranger: ha, ok
Stranger: i dont .ike to judge myself either
You: hmm
You: which pic shuld I send you
Stranger: the best one
Stranger: haha
You: i dont know whicho nes best XD
Stranger: well just send one that u think u look good in
You: well
You: comments people said I look good in this one
You: but people say that al lthe tim XD
You: [url]http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/20/l_300fcb2ef0244a089967b30231dd8776.jpg[/url]
You: i like this one more
Stranger: hold up
You: hmm?
Stranger: lemme check this out....
Stranger: my computers kinda slow, haha
You: ha thats okay
You: my other one is here
You: [url]http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/7/l_3397cd6d1ee4406d9418f5a6877ee25b.jpg[/url]
You: I liek it more
Stranger: ur really cute, ha
You: thanks
You: do you have any pics?
Stranger: ur welcome
Stranger: no, sorry
You: aww
You: i might have wanted them next time XD
You: ;D
Stranger: haha, i bet
Stranger: well, maybe urs will come in handy....
You: XD
Stranger: haha, thats kinda wierd to say
You: handy ha
Stranger: haha, i get it
You: XD
Stranger: im even smarter than i thought
You: i feel stupid
Stranger: haha, whys that?
You: i didnt get it at first :P
You: >.<
Stranger: well i didnt even meen it like that
Stranger: so dont feel bad
You: oooh
You: how did you mean it XD?
Stranger: well i meant that it would come in handy, but i didnt intend "handy" to be part of the joke
You: well it stood out to me :P
You: gues i just think like that
You: or maybe im still horny or something
Stranger: haha, probably
Stranger: masturbation will dp that to u
You: well...
You: are you horny at all?
Stranger: im 17, im always horny
Stranger: haha
You: want to cyber ;D?
You: I never tried it before
Stranger: neither have i actually..
Stranger: but i thought u were lez....
You: well
You: i think its just seeing the penis
You: its new to me :S
Stranger: o. i see
Stranger: it frightens me as well, ha
You: XD
You: Not your own I guess?
Stranger: no, not my own
Stranger: ha
You: well thats good XD I think a guy needs to know how to use one :P
Stranger: yes, i agree
Stranger: which is why i practice all the time....
Stranger: jk
You: heh
You: so do you want to?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: i dunno what im supposed to do tho, haha
Stranger: not gonna lie
You: hmm
You: well
You: ill start
Stranger: alright, sounds good
You: im still in my school uniform so im wearing just my stockings and skirt and shirt
You: but my thong is visible since my skirt is so short
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: i might have to remove that thing first
Stranger: thing*
Stranger: thong***
You: *giggles* ooh
Stranger: jeez, i cant type
You: doesn't matter :P
You: just go along with it I guess
Stranger: alright
Stranger: that shirts gonna have to come off as well
You: *i sit down on your lap and pull off my shirt, my boobs bounce in my bra as the shirt comes off*
Stranger: *i take ur bra off and gently rub ur sexy boobs, giving em a nice lick every once in a while
You: oooh that feels so good *puts my hand down on your pants and feels your cock* oh its so big
Stranger: ur hands feel soo good against my dick. rub it, i think itll get bigger...
You: I have a better idea ;D
Stranger: what would that be
You: *I start to pull off your pants and see your erection bounce in your underwear*
You: well... my mouth wants to taste your cock
You: and I think i am going to let it
Stranger: let me kno how it tastes
You: *pulls off your underwear*
Stranger: o yea
You: *sticks my cock in your mouth* thats how it tastes... oooh so good right?
Stranger: o, u kno it.
You: *mudkips fly over your head and explode into 1000 dazzling colors*
Stranger: ?
You: what
Stranger: ok, ha. ill go with it
Stranger: ur tounge is so nimble..
You: *MY BIG HARD ERECTION is throbbing within your ass, I feel you start to resist but I cup your balls in my hand and squeeze till you submit to me*
Stranger: *i pump my dick into ur ass and listen to u scream in pleasure
You: wow.
You: do you not notice
You: that my cock is penetrating you in your ass
You: till you bleed
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You: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile
Stranger: NERRRRRRDDDSSSS!!!!!
Stranger: The borg still has to roll for thaco.
You: Lower your shields and surrender your ships
Stranger: There was a star trek rpg, you know.
You: we will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own
You: Resistance is futile
Stranger: First it was a GURPS plug-in.
Stranger: Then they launched it as it's own.
You: Lower your shields and surrender your ships
You: I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING
Stranger: How about I get drunk and tell you to lower your shields and surrender your ships?
Stranger: That's not even star trek, nerd!
You: You are correct!
Stranger: Have you heard the band Impetigo?
You: If you only knew the power of the dark side
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I actually had a nice chat with some stranger about my personal issues without being trolled or anything. It actually made me feel a lot better. (recent death in family)
[quote=herbie3;14413374]i actually had a nice chat with some stranger about my personal issues without being trolled or anything. It actually made me feel a lot better. (recent death in family)[/quote]
that was me :o, oh em gee.
[QUOTE=Herbie3;14413374]I actually had a nice chat with some stranger about my personal issues without being trolled or anything. It actually made me feel a lot better. (recent death in family)[/QUOTE]
I havent come accrost one nice person on this site so far
None of these strangers know Japanese. :C
[QUOTE=Rocket Man;14413416]I havent come accrost one nice person on this site so far[/QUOTE]
One person turned out nice, I started to try to cyber with them going on like I did with my past two chat logs but they turned out to be some kinda nice girl whos 18. She insisted I not talk about sex so we started talking normally. Then I asked her how masturbation is and she left -.-.
[quote]You: Tell me a secret. Please.
Stranger: are you up for a turing test?
You: turing?
You: turning?
You: Sure why not
Stranger: Alan Turing.
You: sure.
You: Go
Stranger: okay. you're going to prove to me that you are not a simply a bot. This may take several days. But hang in there.
Stranger: You see a turtle lying on it's back in the sun, baking to death. What do you do?
You: Alright
You: Well is it a turtle or a tortise?
You: Is this a Blade runner reference?
You: Please say yes
Stranger: Ha ha! Good eye. But the questions stands.
You: YESSS <3333
Stranger: lol
You: I observe the turtle
Stranger: Have you ever seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?
You: The musical or the 1940's remake?
Stranger: The musical. The remake is best forgotten.
You: Then yes, I have seen the attack ships.
Stranger: But were they on fire? Off the shoulder of Orion? That's key.
You: No D:
You: not on fire
You: I saw them go down with smoke
You: off the shouldoer of Orion
Stranger: Hmm. You're doing well. But tell me this: do you dream of electric sheep?
You: I dream a sea of darkness.
Stranger: That sounds like something a bot would say...
You: I'm human, I swear.
You: I vote democrat and everything. I eat cabbages and watch the news.
Stranger: More human than human? Or human all too human?
You: Uhh... Human all too human
Stranger: Ah, an American. An interesting turn.
You: Yeah, American... Sure
Stranger: So you're an American human. Who eats cabbages. Nice try bot. Americans don't eat cabbage. You[/quote]
This one made me laugh and smile. Blade runner, good movie.
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