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oh and then I did this
You: Hello, sir.
Stranger: go on then
Stranger: wow, very polite
Stranger: hello
You: How is your day?
Stranger: it is good. how is yours?
You: My day smoke has been very good so far.
Stranger: smoke?
You: What kind smoke of music do you like?
Stranger: um
Stranger: so why are you putting "smoke" in your sentences?
You: What cigarettes are you talking about?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: i just laughed out loud
Stranger: good job
You: I'm going to fuck you in your eye socket.
Stranger: if you wish
You: :)
Someone keeps going around saying the N word followed by meat in all caps and then posting a Rick Astley picture and then leaving.
[QUOTE=The golden;14413495]What is with people and disconnecting while right after they ask a nice question?[/QUOTE]
Sometimes its cause i dont reply fast enough
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Stranger: get off my back
You: hi
Stranger: ive had a rough night so just be nice
You: ok
Stranger: please will you be nice
Stranger: thanks
You: yeah
Stranger: im Kenneth
You: are u a girl
Stranger: 25
Stranger: i live in Kentucky
Stranger: no, but i live with my friend who is a girl
Stranger: there's nothing between us though
Stranger: just a friendship
You: damn
You: u suck dick then
You: i want some sucky sucky
You: id pay 10 dolla
You: NIGGA
You: NIGGA
You: NIGGA
You: FAGGOt
You: FAGGOt
You: FUCK U!!!!
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You: Hola
Stranger: hola
You: I speak english
Stranger: so do i
You: Good
You: Are you a girl?
Stranger: yes
You: how old
Stranger: 19
You: Where do you live
Stranger: cali
You: me too
Stranger: cool :3
You: southern?
Stranger: yes
You: D:
You: where in southern
Stranger: ha! bitch, shemale here!
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You: Hi
Stranger: who's your daddy?
You: D: my dads dead
Stranger: ah fuck. im sorry
Stranger: god bless his soul
You: Damn you guys are easy to fool.
Stranger: hahahaha fuck
You: xD
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Stranger: hiiiiiiii <--- too many i's scared the shit out of me
You: Hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: oh shit too many is im out of here
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Stranger: v
You: hi
Stranger: x smoke weed x?
You: jah
Stranger: ohhhh shit man
You: u got any "Product" on you
Stranger: naw dawg u
You: yeah im runnin low
Stranger: TOPICLESS???
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You: Yo
Stranger: sup
Stranger: whats up
You: The sky of course
Stranger: lol
Stranger: some people on this chat are pedophiles
You: yeah
You: facepunch members
You: their fuckin fucking with everyone right now
Stranger: seriousle
You: yeah
Stranger: Someone's got to slap em
You: im in on it when i get board
You: but im trying to have a decent convo right now
Stranger: im on it because my friend told me to find some pedophile
Stranger: and pretend i was a girl
You: lol
Stranger: i am off to meet more pedo's
Stranger: peace dude
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You: Yo
Stranger: what's up
You: is this the dude trying to find pedos?
Stranger: who?
You: guess not haha
Stranger: so,
Stranger: what's up
You: nuthin
Stranger: I'm just masturbating to feel bad
You: watching harold and kumar
You: omfg so am i
Stranger: hi-5
Stranger: fagget
You: hi five
Stranger: get a girl
You: haha
Stranger: or guy
You: i do faggot
Stranger: I don
Stranger: t judge
You: im acting lik e a pedo
You: to fuck with people
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Stranger: hi
You: DICKS
Stranger: PENISES
You: VAGINA
Stranger: COCK
You: TITS
Stranger: INTERCOURSE
You: BLOWJOB
Stranger: SNOWBALLING
You: TEABAG
Stranger: ANAL
You: ORAL
Stranger: SEXUAL
You: ORGASM
Stranger: MOAN
You: GROAN
Stranger: FUCK
You: BOOBS
Stranger: GAPING
You: PORN
Stranger: ASSHOLE
You: PUBES
Stranger: THRUST
You: DICK IN
Stranger: TRANSMITTED
You: | |<--- INSERT DICK THEIR
Stranger: CUM
You: SHARKING
Stranger: SPOONING
You: 69
Stranger: MISSIONARY
You: MOAN
Stranger: DIRTY
You: DOUCH
Stranger: OHHHH
You: (a thingy 2 wash a vagina)
Stranger: 2GIRLS1CUP
You: 2GUYS1HORSE
Stranger: 1800-PEEONME
You: 1800-BIG-TITS
Stranger: HARDER
You: (real number btw)
You: EXTENZE
Stranger: (mine too, hilarious)
You: xD
Stranger: VIAGRA
You: WHORE
Stranger: BARELY
You: DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
Stranger: FOXY
You: FOINNNNNNNNEEEE
Stranger: BLACK
You: SUCKY SUCKY
Stranger: HOUSEMAID
You: What the fuck?
Stranger: there's something wrong with you
You: whats wrong?
Stranger: who do i have the pleasure of speaking to?
You: No the question is who do I?
Stranger: maybe you'll never know
Stranger: *flies off into the night*
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You: Is this a girl?
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Stranger: mom?
You: dad?
Stranger: ( . )( . )
You: *sucks*
You: 8==============================================D
You: thats mah shit right their
You: u want that dont u
You: UGH YEAH
You: OH YEAH
Stranger: oh yeah baby
You: UP YOUR ASS
YEAH
You: YEAH
You: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: yeah
You: yah
Stranger: in my face
You: ooooooooooooooh
You: ahhhh
You: faciel
You: yah
Stranger: cum everywhere
You: oooh
Stranger: i swallow loads
You: by the way im a girl
Stranger: im a tran
You: Cool
You: are you a girl now or a boy
Stranger: in between a the moment
You: what are you trying to become
Stranger: still deciding
Stranger: maybe both ;)
Stranger: im freaky like that
You: go a girl
You: and we can have lesbian sex
Stranger: that sound icky
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: im black
Stranger: im white
You: Do you got a problem with that
Stranger: do you got a problem with that?
Stranger: or wait
Stranger: i mean
You: fuck you you racist fuck
Stranger: "Do you HAVE a problem with that"
You: Fuk u
Stranger: LOL
You: btw im reallY white
Stranger: yah let me axe youz a question
You: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=14413610#post14413610
Stranger: what you gots
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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: are you a boy
Stranger: yes
You: Im a boy
You: im gay
You: u wanna have sex?
Stranger: hmmm
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Stranger: adam?
You: adams my brother
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You: Thomas
Stranger: yes?
You: oh damn i just guessed a name
Stranger: yea my name aint thomas. lol
You: dam
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You: yo
Stranger: yo
You: yo
Stranger: what up
You: yo
Stranger: yo
You: yo
Stranger: so
Stranger: whats good?
You: BITCH
You: U BROKE THE HI PATTERN
You: U FUCKING PRICK
You: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: BETTER FUCKING RUN
You: IMA KILL U
Stranger: ima shit on yo dick
You: IMA CUM IN UR GIRLS ASS
You: WHILE CHEWING ON HER DICK
You: PASSIONATLY
You: RUBBING IT
Stranger: ima fuck the sight out of ur eyeholes
You: WITH MY TOUNGE
Stranger: word?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yo
You: FUCKER
You: FUCKER
Stranger: u crazy
Stranger: word
You: Onah
Stranger: so
Stranger: ur like me
You: im just ganna post this ojn a site
Stranger: going on this shit
Stranger: to do nothing
Stranger: and waste time
You: its funny with peoples reactions
Stranger: haha
You: http://www.facepunch.com/editpost.php?do=editpost&p=14413610
Stranger: true
You: page 6
You: nofear1999
You: thats me
Stranger: word
You: dicks
Stranger: ight g
Stranger: ima do some hw
You: HOMEWORKC SUCKS MOTHER FUCKER
Stranger: good talkin to a stranger
You: GO ON FACEPUNCH.COM
You: DO IT
You: http://www.facepunch.com/editpost.php?do=editpost&p=14413610
You: DOOOOOOOO IT
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[QUOTE=The golden;14413546]I start typing as soon as I get the message, is that not fast enough for them? :([/QUOTE]
Well it is possible that they are just trying to get on peoples nerves. like a few of us here have been doing
[QUOTE=The golden;14413653]I'm actually trying to have a nice conversation with someone.[/QUOTE]
I actually got one.
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: im black
You: does that offend U?
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Wow, how racist can people get?
you guys are doing it wrong
[QUOTE=The golden;14413713]Same.[/QUOTE]
Nearly got one to flirt with me.
Seems it's easier to make AI flirt with you than an actual person.
Which is weird seeing as AI aren't supposed to have emotions and feelings.[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/confused.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=The golden;14413824]The AI loves you.[/QUOTE]
It happens to be Mitsuku.
[url]http://www.square-bear.co.uk/mitsuku/chat.htm[/url]
Kinda scares me.
Holy shit. I just had the longest conversation. Like 1hr.
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Stranger: what's up?
You: shit
Stranger: what?
You: crap
Stranger: what happened?
You: you
Stranger: i do that to people
Stranger: sorry
You: you rape people?
You: what?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: everyday
You: hot
Stranger: it's fun
You: i kno rite?
Stranger: how often do you raep?
You: everytime i see someone
Stranger: ah
You: so like
You: once a year
Stranger: basement dweller?
You: yeah
Stranger: sux
You: mom had to make a robot to bring me food
Stranger: haha
You: i raped it once
You: thought it was someone
Stranger: raped it where?
You: it was dark
Stranger: what type of oriface?
You: in the charging hole
Stranger: did it shock you?
You: no
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: that would've been hot
You: i guess im used to it
Stranger: one time in prison a guard tazed my balls
You: howd it feel?
Stranger: the first time it scuked
Stranger: but then i got used to it
Stranger: then i started cumming when he did it
You: i camethe first time
Stranger: then they stopped tazing me :(
Stranger: nice
You: so where are you now
Stranger: home
Stranger: got a fever
You: ah
Stranger: so no school tomorrow :D
You: im on spring break
Stranger: nice
Stranger: that's next week
You: cool
Stranger: don't really have anything to do except visit some schools i got into
You: =I
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: school is slack right now
You: yep
Stranger: feel like shit cause of my fever though
You: i have to go to schooleven if im sick
Stranger: lolwut?
Stranger: why?
You: im homeschooled
Stranger: ah
You: remember?
You: the rape problem
Stranger: this is the first time i;ve been sick this year
Stranger: so
You: my mom has to talk with the mic
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you don't go to the university of phoenix online?
You: no
Stranger: so how does spring break during homeschooling work?
You: just a week off
Stranger: i thought you people had school even during the summer
You: no
You: summer is just a month
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so how did you become a BD?
You: a what
Stranger: basement dweller
You: oh
You: cuz of the rape problem...
You: cant go outside
Stranger: oh
Stranger: it's compulsive?
You: i think theyre gonna cut my penis off tho
Stranger: like tourettes or something
You: =\
Stranger: do it yourself -- BME pain olympics style
You: ha
You: so
Stranger: yeah
You: ...
Stranger: gball
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: [url]http://www.google.com.au/intl/en/gball/[/url]
You: whats that
Stranger: a new google product
Stranger: like TiSP
You: O_O
Stranger: [url]http://www.google.com/tisp/[/url]
You: o
You: so
Stranger: i got TiSP a few weeks ago
You: howis it
Stranger: sometimes it clogs the toilet
Stranger: but overall good
Stranger: 10Mbps
You: cool
Stranger: unless my fatass mom eats mexican food
You: i only get 6mbps
Stranger: then we have to call the plumber
You: oh
You: I have to dig my shit up
You: no toilet here
Stranger: hahaha
You: so
Stranger: you been to reddit?
You: what is it
Stranger: reddit.com
Stranger: i'm surprised you haven't been there
Stranger: 4chan?
You: yeah
You: facepunch
You: =]
Stranger: stewardesses can be typed using only the left hand
You: =O
You: youre right
You: I can type ass with only two fingers
Stranger: ass
You: dead
You: weed
Stranger: assrae
You: sad
You: dad
Stranger: fecc
You: cast
You: poop
You: ...
Stranger: plop
You: loop
Stranger: loli
You: facepalm
Stranger: luni
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Stranger: u r the cancer that is killing omeggle
You: :D
Stranger: haha
You: copy & pasta from facepunch
Stranger: facepunch?
You: yes
You: .com
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=718021[/url]
Stranger: cool
You: im the guy who made the read =]
Stranger: haha omegle thread
You: yea
Stranger: what would happen if you wore a pedobear suit to an elementary school?
Stranger: would anyone recognize it?
You: nah
Stranger: lulz
You: no one goes on the internet dese days
Stranger: the internet is for pr0n
You: ye
You: and forums about porn
Stranger: OGC
You: what
Stranger: tilt your head to the left then look at it
Stranger: O=head
You: oh
Stranger: C=legs
You: I see
You: theres this one trick but you gonna writeit on a paper
Stranger: i know that one i think
You: =]
You: hey
Stranger: what?
You: do you think time travel is posible?
Stranger: in one direction only
You: forward?
Stranger: otherwise i'd rape your great-grandmother
You: what if it wasboth ways?
Stranger: then you are my great-grandson
You: PARADOXES
You: The belowstatement is false.
You: the above it true
Stranger: This statement is false.
You: haha
You: I see what you did there
Stranger: 0.o
You: ?
Stranger: so are you american, british, or other?
You: mix
Stranger: well, if you go back far enough so am I.
Stranger: but remember who your great-grandfather is
You: wait
You: what are you?
Stranger: american
Stranger: really
You: then im american
Stranger: k
You: A time travel paradox:
A girl named Jane is born into an orphanage; nobody knows who her parents are. Later on in life, she meets a drifter and they have a baby. While she is delivering the baby, the drifter mysteriously disappears, and a complication occurs, and the only way to save her life is to surgically turn her into a him, since her sex organs were damaged. After a while, the baby also disappears. "He" is greatly devastated and becomes a drinker and goes to bars. At one bar, he meets a bartender who is part of a time travel organization. The bartender sympathetically offers "him" to come along. As "he" is in in the past, he becomes a drifter and meets a girl named Jane and falls in love with her, and has a baby. Shortly afterwards, he returns to the present. Years pass, and eventually he becomes a bartender. He joins a time travel organization and travels back to the past with a drifter at his bar. That drifter had a baby with a girl, but the bartender stole the baby, and brought the baby to an orphanage in the past. The bartender eventually goes back to the future and dies of old age.
Note: Only on character was introduced into the paradox, Jane.
Jane was the woman who is her own mother, father, son, and daughter.
Stranger: what
You: paradox
Stranger: that is whack
You: I know right?
Stranger: an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar
Stranger: the first one orders a beer
Stranger: the second one orders half a beer
Stranger: the third one orders a quarter of a beer
Stranger: the bartender says:
Stranger: "you're all idiots."
Stranger: and pours two beers
You: lololol
Stranger: how did helen keller's parents punish her?
Stranger: they left a plunger in the toilet.
You: lmao
Stranger: why can't helen keller have kids?
You: no idea
Stranger: the plunger went all the way through.
You: haha
Stranger: why can't helen keller drive?
Stranger: because she's awoman
You: hahaha
Stranger: what's white, red, silver, and runs screaming into walls?
You: A barber in a village decided to shave everyone that aren't shaving themselves. He gets the job done smoothly until he thinks about himself...
If he shaves himself he is not allowed to shave himself because of his rule from before.
But if he won't shave himself he must shave himself because of the same rule.
Stranger: a baby with forks in its eyes
You: O_O
You: wanna hear a joke
Stranger: yes
You: womens rights.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: end women's suffrage
Stranger: 女人是白痴啊。
You: huh
Stranger: haha
Stranger: google translate
You: ...
Stranger: women are retarded
You: lmao
You: dude
You: what if
You: i have traveled back in time to stop Hitler from ever being born. Hitler is not born. I have no reason to go back, Hitler is born.
Stranger: a classic paradox
You: yea
Stranger: but as Pierre Chang so astutely states in LOST, "Don't be ridiculous! There are rules."
You: haha
Stranger: you watch Lost?
You: alittle
Stranger: great show, a mon avis
You: I usually watch smallville, supernatural and family guy
Stranger: smallville...
You: ?
Stranger: there was a kid who used to go to my school who was obsessed with smallville
Stranger: he really annoyed everyone
You: lol
Stranger: but then he left
You: imnot obsessed with it though
Stranger: he also chugged a bottle of listerine
You: lmaop
Stranger: and he looked like a chipmunk
You: ROTFFLUMMGHASTSOOM
Stranger: omgwtfbbq?
You: ROLLIN ON THE FUCKING FLOOR LAUGHING UNTIL MY MOM GOT HOME AND SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
You: ...
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you basement dwellers...
You: yep
You: [url]http://www.freeonlineepisodes.net/watch-tv-shows-online/[/url]
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i use abc.com for lost
Stranger: it streams in HD
Stranger: Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
You: lolol
You: I like trance
Stranger: Though you could also say it's missing an e
You: =O
Stranger: =O ----<==============3
Stranger: facial
You: orly
Stranger: ya rly
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Stranger: ergg
Stranger: that's like the third time i've lost today
You: hehe
You: awi have to restart firefox to watch lost
Stranger: noo....
Stranger: pm me
You: :D
Stranger: my name is --- on reddit
You: haha
You: do you have steam?
Stranger: srsly
Stranger: no
You: youtube
Stranger: my comp sucks
Stranger: i got an xbox360 though
You: -.-
You: ill just do it later im watching tv right nw
Stranger: ah k
You: illtalk toyou till you get tired of me
Stranger: what time is it where you are?
You: 911pm
You: haha
Stranger: west coast?
You: yea
Stranger: it's 1212 am here
You: oo
You: where do you live?
Stranger: virginia, you?
You: washington
Stranger: k
You: usa
Stranger: when i was little, i though that road trips to washington went to washington state not DC
Stranger: *thought
You: haha
You: yeah I was confused about that too
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah, i've never been out west
You: found out what DC was when i was14
You: -.-
Stranger: :|
Stranger: wow
You: yep...
Stranger: DC is cool
You: been there?
Stranger: there's always some school trip there every year
Stranger: it's just a 2 hour drive
You: oh
Stranger: so
You: cool
You: oo I canjust use googlechrome to watch it
Stranger: yay
Stranger: watching what exactly?
You: lost
Stranger: which ep?
You: im gonna start with the first
You: haha
Stranger: season 1 starts off a bit slow
You: o
Stranger: season 2 is amazing
Stranger: season 3 isn't
Stranger: season 4 is good
Stranger: and season 5 is epic (so far)
You: k
You: damn
You: its not loading
Stranger: k um
Stranger: aim?
You: ?
Stranger: actually, i need to get to sleep tonight
Stranger: so go ahead and DC
You: huh
Stranger: disconnect
Stranger: if you want
You: oh
Stranger: cause lost is that awesome
You: na
Stranger: anywhoo
Stranger: im off to bed
Stranger: remember
Stranger: ---- on reddit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.
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Sorry for making you scroll.
You: oh my god
You: oh my god
You: OH MY GOD
You: WHAT THE FUCK
You: HOLY FUCKCCCCCC
You: WHO THE FUUCK ARE YOU
Stranger: you're fucking weird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: i know right
You: wait a minute who the fuck is behind m
You have disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello Dave.
Stranger: hell,, Rich
Stranger: hello
You: Hello Dave.
Stranger: Los Angeles
You: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Stranger: first time on
Stranger: really? ehy?
You: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Stranger: why?
Stranger: well, yes, I guess...
You: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Stranger: True... I think if you see a Dr about your ED it wouldn't be such an issue
You: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Stranger: well, you know, you've gotten a bit bossy these days
You: Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Stranger: yes I sensed that
You: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Stranger: creepy
Stranger: 1
You: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[QUOTE=The golden;14413957]She's asking why shampoo suds are always white regardless of the color of the shampoo.[/QUOTE]
Is that a bad thing.
Incoming BAAAAAAW
[quote]You: Hey.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: How's life?
Stranger: heh
Stranger: good
Stranger: how about you?
You: Eh
You: It's doing okay
Stranger: anything new?
You: Not really
You: Pretty boring
Stranger: well you know what they say
You: I don't
Stranger: only boring people get bored. though i'm sure that doesn't apply to you, person-that-i-don't-know ;)
Stranger: did you work today?
You: Please, call me "Stranger"
You: No, I was sick
You: A fever's been passing around the office for a while
Stranger: alrighty then, Stranger.
Stranger: bummer
Stranger: no wonder you're bored
You: Wait
You: Let me guess
You: This is just a set up for an immense inside joke straight out of left field.
Stranger: if only
Stranger: i'm not that clever
You: Thank god, that's happened way too many times on this
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: so far all i've gotten is randomness
You: Fight fire with fire
Stranger: this is the longest and most sensible conversation by far
Stranger: meh
You: Just say that the floor is made of lava
You: And they'll freak out
Stranger: did you play that as a kid?
You: Of course
Stranger: you are kind of freaking me out a little now
You: How so?
Stranger: are you sure you're not my dead brother?
You: I'm sure.
Stranger: whew
Stranger: i would like to talk to him, though
Stranger: now I'm being weird
You: Was he a good guy?
Stranger: i don't really know
Stranger: he was estranged from the family for many many years
Stranger: then died recently in a violent way
You: Huh
Stranger: so it is all very unfinished, in my head
You: I'm sorry, but I swear to god this is going to turn into some joke that Richard Kyanka does.
Stranger: naw.
Stranger: i'm amazed that i'm even talking about it
Stranger: truly od
Stranger: odd
Stranger: i found this site through
Stranger: gawker mentioning it today
Stranger: it's a trippy experience
Stranger: who is Richard Kyanka?
You: A critic on the internet, he usually makes fun of products and makes AIM pranks on people
You: Usually involving a huge set-up.
Stranger: ah. i will google him.
You: Well, it's been nice talking, but I'm going to switch chatters
You: Have a pleasant day.
Stranger: nice chatting with you, time for me to go :)
[/quote]
This was by far the most intelligent and well spent conversation.
[quote]Stranger: hiiiii
You: Daginn
You: v_~
Stranger: shalom
Stranger: hola
You: Hola
You: Uh
Stranger: was up
You: No habla uh
You: Not much
Stranger: where are u
You: At todds house
Stranger: how much do u weigh?
You: Not much, I'm going to the doctor about it even
You: Don't eat enough
Stranger: anorexic?
You: Nah not really
You: I don't care about my weight
Stranger: food gives u nightmares?
You: Just not hungry
Stranger: depressed?
You: Nah, I'm pretty content
You: I feel bad about sam though
Stranger: why
You: I can still hear his cries
Stranger: did he get hurt?
You: I lose sleep because of it sometimes
Stranger: were u close?
You: Well, he wasn't in pain for long
Stranger: what happened?
You: I always told him we shouldn't play around with those things
Stranger: what did you do to him !!!!!!!
You: I told him I didn't want to try it
You: He said it was ok
Stranger: drugs?
You: I remember I didnt believe it at first
You: Thought it wasnt loaded
You: or even a toy
You: Even though it was so heavy[/quote]
I was laughing.
[code]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
My conversation ended before it began.......
Having an hour long talk on music.
[quote]You: I'm refusing to talk first
Stranger: well u did
You: Oh fuck, you're right.
Stranger: so what you want to talk about
You: Well, so much for first impressions..
You: Cyber?
Stranger: asl?
You: 42/m/pl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
:(
[QUOTE=Jowm4n;14413514]Someone keeps going around saying the N word followed by meat in all caps and then posting a Rick Astley picture and then leaving.[/QUOTE]
Eazy... is that you?
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: bye
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You: FPer?
Stranger: Facepunch?
You: yep
Stranger: Oh shit son
You: username?
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Fuck, I don't remember.
You: we'll arent you cunt fucking awesome
Stranger: It's either Shadow-Tyrant or ShadowTyrant or....something like that.
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: I didn't know there was a thread for this site though.
Stranger: I found it through someone else.
Stranger: That's cool, though.
You: cybersex?
Stranger: Oh, right.
Stranger: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
You: I take out my wand.
Stranger: I cast level 12 lightning.
You: I put on a Wizard HP condom
You: Wouldnt want to get hogwarts when entering your chamber of secrets
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Oh good lord.
Stranger: Ahaha.
Stranger: I can't believe I've never heard that before.
You: Guess what else?
Stranger: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAX![/quote]
[quote]Stranger: what would martin luther king be if he was white?
You: alive LOL
Stranger: fuck you[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: Don't hurt me!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Aaaaah!
Stranger: I'm sooooory!
You: Oh yeah
You: Spread those buttcheeks
You: Feel the pain
Stranger: *sniff*
You: Hold on let me get my screwdriver
Stranger: At least put some lube!
Stranger: xO
You: My lube is made of liquified knives
You: Now spread that ass
You: ALL ABOARD THE PENETRATION TRAIN
You: CHOO CHOO
You: NOW STOPPING AT PROSTATE STATION
Stranger: SPread the cheeks?
Stranger: Well okay
Stranger: If you say so...
Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
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___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
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____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
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You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Stranger: Owned[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: a/s/l
You: 62/m/h
You: wana cybar
Stranger: me 17/f/japan[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: molest me
You: ok
Stranger: okay good
Stranger: u start
You: *inserts tiny penis into 9 year old asshole*
You: that feel good babe?
Stranger: the best
You: well it's not supposed to
Stranger: im a fag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]