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That was a rather surprising and very engaging conversation with a well educated and very interesting person.
I am honestly surprised.
[quote] You: Hey
You: How are you
Stranger: i could be better
Stranger: how are you
You: Eh
You: Just sitting in a trench
You: waiting for some facist scumbags
You: got my Nagant next to me
Stranger: amazing, i have connected to an alternate earth where they had the internet in world war 2
You: :v
Stranger: on our earth you guys totally win
You: I am a conscript of the soviet paratrooper force
Stranger: oh
You: against the german assault
Stranger: you guys don't do so well then
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: you should probably bail
Stranger: well on our earth the soviets and the germans pretty much just massacre each other
You: We have lost alot of men yes, but we're throwing those bastards back kilometers a day
Stranger: yeah but it all seems sort of pointless after the americans get the atomic bomb
You: atomic bomb?
You: what the hell is that
Stranger: well uh
Stranger: basically you get this shit called uranium
Stranger: and you blow it up with dynamite
Stranger: and when it crashes together it splits matter at the smallest and basest level
Stranger: and converts it to energy
You: huh
Stranger: which causes a giant explosion
You: I'll have to mention this to my majors
Stranger: you should go tell stalin about it yeah
You: should come to some good use
Stranger: he'd be into that shit for sure[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
Stranger: OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
You: JESUS CHRIST
You: IT FUCKING SAID TO SAY HI
You: NOT SOME LOTION SHIT
Stranger: HI
You: JESUS CHRIST
You: there
You: much better.
Stranger: are you sure?
You: Yes.
You: Now what about the lotion?
Stranger: are you wanting a civil conversation
Stranger: ?
Stranger: or something
You: No. Not really.
Stranger: because i do believe you have come to the wrong place
Stranger: it was a quote
Stranger: from a movie
You: Which one?
Stranger: guess
You: Silence of the Lambs?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you can use google
You: Google has never failed me.
Stranger: nor the people at ChaCha
You: I see.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: most people can
Stranger: its one of the five sense
Stranger: senses*
You: Then there are the sad folk who've never heard of Google and ask dumb questions that they can easily find out on their own.
Stranger: [url]http://lmgtfy.com/[/url]
Stranger: let me google that for you
You: I love that site.
You: My friends hate it.
Stranger: it makes for wonderful troll material
You: Yeah.
Stranger: have any spanish friends
Stranger: ?
Stranger: you could send them to El Goog
You: lol
You: /me claps
You: Well played.
Stranger: /me slaps you with a trout
You: Monty Python came to mind.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: as does ancient IRC chat
Stranger: i'll catch you next thursday
You: kay
Stranger: how does that sound?
Stranger: later
You: sounds fine[/quote]
[QUOTE]You: Hey
Stranger: hello
You: How are you?
Stranger: tired, but well.
Stranger: you?
You: I'm kind of tired
You: It's 11 here
Stranger: 2 am here
You: but I don't have school tomorrow
You: :D
Stranger: I have school tomorrow
You: You should probably go to bed then
You: seems like a good idea anyway
Stranger: yeah, you're right
You: Don't forget to study!
Stranger: class is at 11 though
You: oh
You: lucky
You: My school starts at 7:30
Stranger: yeah. that's the perks of being a junior in college
Stranger: high school?
You: Yes D:
Stranger: ahh
You: Next year I'm going to try and get a late start
You: I'll have 4 classes if I don't take one online
Stranger: not bad
You: Yeah I guess
You: I'll have a half day
Stranger: starting early is nice though, you get out and enjoy the day
You: get to fuck around and play guitar hero
Stranger: hah
You: I don't like enjoying the day that much
You: inside is where it's at
Stranger: sometimes, but whatever floats your boat
You: yeah boats only float in water which is usually outside
Stranger: my latest class is at 6 pm - 7:15, kind of a bummer
Stranger: especially now that it's spring
You: oh that sucks
Stranger: yeah, but it's an easy course
You: what course?
Stranger: and we just listen to classical music for most of it
Stranger: History of Music II
You: Ah that sounds awesome
You: I love classical shit
Stranger: yeah, it's pretty great
Stranger: if you haven't heard it already, listen to Symphonie Fantastique by Berlioz
You: I'm looking it up right now
Stranger: it's a really stunning piece
You: I only listen to like the popular stuff
You: ala beathoven and Mozart
Stranger: he came around right after Beethoven and some people mistook his stuff for Beethoven's when he was just beginning
You: lol nice.
You: most classical stuff sounds pretty similar though so I could see that happening
Stranger: the 5th movement is beautiful. probably my favorite piece of music ever written
You: ah I'm listening to the 4th
Stranger: that's good too
You: I'm going to listen to the 5th because you said it's better
Stranger: haha, that's only my opinion
Stranger: but I think you should listen to it
Stranger: aha
You: IN return for your awesome music I offer you Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies
Stranger: ahh, not a bad choice
You: Makes me lol everytime
Stranger: hahha
Stranger: I hear you on that one
Stranger: well, sorry to cut this short, but I need sleep
You: alright
Stranger: have a good day
You: it's fine lol
You: you too
Stranger: hope you enjoy the music[/QUOTE]
That was a good conversation.
Say things about the FBI!
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Hello I am Fredrick from the FBI we have traced your IP to multiple instances of Child Pornography
Stranger: That's not true.
You: That is completely true
You: do you have any claims of falsification on my behalf?
Stranger: Dude I'm 14 I don't even like porn.
You: That's because your balls have yet to drop.
Stranger: I usually just go to myspace and jack off to pictures of Rebecca Johnson
Stranger: she's so hot.
Stranger: One time we were on the bus
Stranger: and she put her hand on my lap, I got a hard on
Stranger: and so I figured, hell I'll go for it, and I unzipped my pants
Stranger: she took my dick out
You: and then you lost the game[/QUOTE]
Stranger: WUT
You: WE ALL LOVE A GOOD PENIS JOKE
Stranger: DAS WUT I'VE BEEN SAYIN
You: I NO DUDE
You: WE SHUD HOOK UP
Stranger: YES WE SHULD
You: AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND ME HAVING 3 PENISES
You: LOL PENIS JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You have disconnected.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: PENIS
Stranger: VAG
You: PEDOBEAR
Stranger: <3
You: D:
You: Your two daddies say hi
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: aw hi daddies
You: Also cocks
Stranger: that makes no sense
Stranger: i live vag
Stranger: tables
You: Some would argue.
Stranger: :S
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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I laffed so hard.
[quote]Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: sometimes i'd get some on here
Stranger: try to cyber
Stranger: because it amuses me
Stranger: because
Stranger: my friend was doing it before, and someone as like ohh i KNOW this is a guy. i KNOW it definitely is
Stranger: and i was like uhm... girls think that's funny too
You: haha
You: i have never cybered
Stranger: lol
Stranger: not much affects me, i can do that without being like OMGGGG
You: hmmm. I dunno... just don't see the point
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i think it's only sexy with people i know
Stranger: :\
Stranger: imo
You: that would make a difference I guess!!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeah it definitely does
You: but then again... if you actually know them why don't you just get with them really
Stranger: haha
Stranger: most of the guys i'd get with don't live around here
You: makes sense
You: I'm just curious about it all haha
Stranger: let's cyber
Stranger: (lol jk)
You: hahaha
Stranger: god, i want you to stick your hard cock into my wet inviting pussy
Stranger: lol
You: i do it, cum quick, then go back to sleep
Stranger: haha
You: yay, i'm not a cyber virgin any longer
Stranger: glad i could hold that milestone in your life
You: ya, that is pretty special[/quote]
Almost an hour long chat about random (but smart) bullshit.
This was one hell of a conversation.
[quote]Stranger: Hi there.
You: What is love?
Stranger: You know...
Stranger: I asked a question like that, on a debating forum.
Stranger: No one could come to an answer.
Stranger: But I regard it as something that can't be defined, but can be recognized.
You: What did they do, just bicker about it mindlessly for a few hours?
Stranger: No, they did quite the opposite.
You: Not care for a few minutes?
Stranger: They thought about it, and hard, and accepted one another's thoughts over it...
Stranger: ... but despite my having actually asked a good question, they couldn't come up with an answer. =)
You: They didn't argue about it?
You: The hell forum is that?
Stranger: Hahahaha.
Stranger: Believe it or not...
You: That's like...
Stranger: A Private Server.
You: Oh.
You: That makes sense.
Stranger: Yep.
Stranger: Small community, so everyone knows one another.
You: If it was public...
You: I would've shat bricks.
Stranger: None of that "lol no u a fag luv is this..." crap.
Stranger: Hahaha.
You: Yeah.
Stranger: So did you ask a question that you knew an answer to, earlier?
Stranger: Can you tell me what love is?
You: My definition:
You: Love is giving someone the power to hurt you
You: and trusting that they won't.
You: Wat's yours
Stranger: That's an interesting one---so love requires a bit of faith, then.
You: It seems like it.
Stranger: *Shrugs* I don't know, I concluded that it can only be recognized, but not defined empirically.
You: Good enough for me.
Stranger: But your definition makes me think.
You: I saw it on a cheesy animu comic strip once.
You: I stuck with it ever sense.
You: since
Stranger: Hahaha.
You: Of course I'm listening to that damn song now.
Stranger: But I'd argue that that seems only a byproduct of love, and not love itself. n_n
Stranger: Song?
You: The famous "What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more."
You: song
Stranger: Oh, god. Don't remind me!
You: TOO LATE.
You: And while we're at it
You: I LOST THE GAME.
Stranger: Private Server or not, that's the very first thing EVERYONE said when I asked that question.
You: Yeah.
Stranger: And, of course, there was the random Rickroll.
You: I was expecting that answer for all of the chats.
Stranger: Is that what you've gotten so far?
You: Of course, I'm not exactly qualified to give a definition.
You: yeah
Stranger: Hahahaha.
You: one time I got a nice pedobear copypasta
You: before I was given the next lyrics
Stranger: HAHAHA! I've gotten that today.
Stranger: Rest assured, I'm not 12-16 and am loathe to look it.
You: ha
Stranger: Hmm, I've noticed you have odd typos, though...
You: How did you get pushed in this direction? This site?
You: I just saw it on a facepunch thread.
Stranger: Someone posted this on a forum... well, something like this:
Stranger: "LOL LOOK AT DEEZ FUNNY CHAT CONVOS AS I CALL DEEZ PPL NOOBS AND THEN RICKROLL THEM LOL!1```11``"
You: Same story here.
Stranger: I'd sooner call it a facepalm thread. =]
You: Usually I get at least one good conversation per thread like that.
You: this being it.
You: I know of 2 other things like this.
Stranger: Glad I could be that one. =)
Stranger: Oh?
You: 1 is "cheer up the chat bot"
You: It would randomly connect and disconnect you from other people
You: But it never tells you when
Stranger: Hmm, that sounds interesting.
You: you're not even supposed to know that you are talking to someone.
You: You are having a great convo, then it suddenly gets broken by MUDKIPZ!!11!!
Stranger: Hahahahaha!!
Stranger: Yeah, I could see how that would get frustrating, though.
Stranger: What's the other one you know of?
You: Can't really remember
You: it was basically this, but you got to choose user names.
Stranger: Ahh.
Stranger: I'll have to try "cheer up the chat bot" some time.
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Oh, so where do you live? A western state?
You: East.
Stranger: Up late then?
You: Yeah.
You: 2:30
Stranger: Jeez, haha. That's 3 hours ahead of me.
You: Most of my friends that are form the internet tend to live in the west.
You: Don't know why.
Stranger: But I will own, time flies when you're having good conversations with people. Thus far, I haven't had anyone say anything even remotely close to mudkipz.
You: That's nice.
You: This whole conversation reminds me of the tacky XKCD comics
Stranger: Mayhap because you use it so late and so people from the west are the only ones still awake?
Stranger: XKCD?
You: maybe
You: It's a webcomic
You: It's not too bad.
You: It has some stuff that makes you think
You: And this conversation kinda puts me in that mood and thoughtset.
Stranger: Mm.
Stranger: Well, above everything else, I do love thinking and learning. =]
You: Yay
Stranger: It's always great to talk to people from around the world on this.
You: As long as there are no language barriers.
You: I'm terrified that I'm gonna hit that small x in the tab when I'm tabbing over.
Stranger: Haha, that's true. Haven't run into any as of yet, though.
Stranger: Hehe, try ctrl+tab? =]
You: Not with 10 tabs.
You: I'd rather take the risk
You: lazy prevails.
Stranger: Hahahaha.
Stranger: Ctrl+Shift+Tab. =p
Stranger: Tell me though, how old are you?
You: 16.
Stranger: You're kidding.
You: Nah.
Stranger: Meh, I suppose it makes sense.
You: How so?
Stranger: Even through text, there are a lot of subtleties that people can express certain information about themselves through.
Stranger: I always say, "Similar people do similar things."
Stranger: You'll notice, if you go into a restaurant or store of any kind, that people who all look the same or act the same walk in at the same time.
You: Hmm.
Stranger: So when you say "Yay" after I express my love for knowing, it's one sign, no? =]
Stranger: I'm 20, by the way.
You: I see.
Stranger: =]
You: Would you rather be book smart or wise?
Stranger: I can't really answer that. All knowledge is worth having, I believe, so...
Stranger: ... they're like two pieces to one larger puzzle.
Stranger: I don't want to be ignorant and miss any piece, you know?
Stranger: But if I HAD to choose...
Stranger: Eh...
Stranger: "Book smart", I suppose.
You: I would be Wise probably.
Stranger: Why's that?
You: I'd rather have common sense and street smarts like that.
You: Would make it easier to live.
You: Both are important, given that.
You: I've noticed that really book smart people lack the wisdom or common sense part
You: and vice versa
You: Like my friend is brilliant in math
You: almost a savant
You: but she can't reason her way out of a paper bag.
Stranger: Mmhmm. "He knows so much of the world... but still holds the prejudices of the streets."
Stranger: I figured to choose which one would simply make me happier.
You: To each his own.
You: Any religion?
Stranger: While knowing people and how to interact with them---and especially controlling them---is great to have... I figured knowing how things work on a more... intellectual level would bring me the most joy.
Stranger: No---not anymore, at least.
Stranger: Though before I go further, I'd like to ask the same of you.
Stranger: Any religion?
You: Roman Catholic.
Stranger: Mm.
Stranger: I found something odd, though.
You: wat
Stranger: As I said, I hold knowledge in the highest regard. So I know of many religions, and have practiced many of them as well, simply to respect and regard both the practices and gods, though I'm an atheist. But it seems that the more I learn, the more my views on life itself point toward the very fundamental levels of...
Stranger: Buddhism.
You: :O HERETIC
You: Kidding
Stranger: Hahahha.
Stranger: I'd explain further if you want me to---if not, we can talk about something else. =]
You: the one thing I hate most about people, especially in the internet
You: is their tendancy to argue about things like religion
You: Have you ever seen one of these arguments?
Stranger: All
Stranger: The
Stranger: Time
You: I've recently came to a revelation about it all
You: It's a waste of time.
You: A giant one
Stranger: "It says THIS!"
"NO! It says THIS!"
"Well MY book says THIS!"
After a while, it's just ridiculous.
Stranger: Religion itself, or arguing over it?
You: arguing
You: especially strong headed atheits against strong headed religious folk
Stranger: Mm. I'd have to disagree, but am sooner not to argue over whether or not something is a waste of time arguing or not. =]
You: They are sometimes funny at least.
Stranger: VERY funny. =]
Stranger: Have you ever been to Yahoo! Answers?
You: Every now and then
Stranger: Give a visit to the Religion and Spirituality section some time.
You: Oh dear,
You: this'll be good
Stranger: Gods, I love that section, hahahahaha.
Stranger: It's like an entirely different subculture from the rest of Y!A.
Stranger: While betimes people can tend to be a disappointing lot...
Stranger: at least they're funny while doing it. =)
You: there doesn't seem to be a section titled that, maybe I need to dig a little
You: google tiem
Stranger: It's in Society and Culture.
Stranger: [url]http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/;_ylt=Atr6OaGDziM.YXkzzr4YPHrb7BR.;_ylv=3?link=list&sid=396545163[/url]
You: Found it :P
You: Let's take the topmost one
You: Religions saying the world will be immoral without them is like saying....?
You: ....that there was never any happiness or good feelings before religion existed. Which of course is not true.
Think about this: Morality is subjective, that means it depends highly on perspective. Example: morality in a war zone is very different then in a peaceful subburb. Although basic morals like do not murder, lie, steal are universally known as bad because they leave a negative impact on you and others. Selfless acts that leave positive effects on others and ultimately yourself are consistently seen as good deeds.
As long as we as a species or any other species feels these good or bad feelings that creates our perspectives and shapes how we treat each other than they're have always been morals. Religion has absolutely nothing to do with morality whatsoever and I think religious people need to stop hiding behind that.
You: This is not a Goddamn question.
You: This is a rant.
You: He lied.
Stranger: And there are much more like it all over this section. =)
You: I should sign up to an account just to say "THIS IS NOT A QUESTION!"
Stranger: Hahaha, someone will.
Stranger: Oh, I forgot to ask.
Stranger: Remember when I said you could figure a lot about a person just by the characters of text they send to your screen?
You: ja
Stranger: I want to test my mettle at it. =)
Stranger: What state do you live in? n_n
You: Philly!!!!!!!
You: thats not a state
You: PA
Stranger: Hahaha.
Stranger: I didn't do too bad, I guess. =)
Stranger: Have I told you where I live?
You: In teh west
You: No, where?
Stranger: Arizona. The place of old, retired folk and suburban teens trying not to "conform".
You: Let me guess. They go around listening to linkin park /shitty rap all day pretending that they know what they're doing.
You: amirite?
Stranger: You hit it spot on, there.
You: Where did you guess I was from?
Stranger: What's funny is by trying not to "conform"... they're... "conforming" even worse than if they were to just live their lives.
You: So I'm not the only one to realize this.
Stranger: I figured either Ohio, Pennsylvania, or one of the Carolina's.
You: That's only four guesses.
Stranger: But to be honest, PA was my last choice of the three.
You: tsk tsk
Stranger: Four*
Stranger: Oh, you're not.
Stranger: There are those odd'uns like me who sit back and watch patterns.
Stranger: The "nonconformists" are in fact the largest group of... conformists.
You: A beautiful mind comes to place
You: you are going to be a schitzo.
Stranger: Fortunately I'm not schizophrenic. =]
You: Enjoy it while it lasts.
Stranger: Hahaha.
You: This is an important question:
Stranger: Nah, I just like learning.
Stranger: Mm?
You: IE, Firefox, Chrome, Opera, Safari, or Other?
Stranger: I hold that question in the highest regard of all asked questions that have ever been asked... ever.
You: You should.
Stranger: And like all good questions, it doesn't have a simple answer....
You: ha
Stranger: But I can say that IE and Safari can be scratched out immediately. =)
You: Thank you.
You: I can fully respect you now.
Stranger: To be honest, I use Opera, Chrome (using it to talk to you) and Firefox for different reasons regularly.
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: And I, you. =]
You: I mostly use Chrome, using it now, My next step would be FireFox because it is the next fastest
You: And sometimes you need a plug in
You: And I keep IE around for stupid Microsoft reasons.
You: In case they need me to download something or other.
Stranger: Oh, yeah. All those updates and whatnot.
You: I tried Safari recently
You: Not fun.
You: I use browsers based on how fast they are.
You: Safari was... slower than IE.
You: I know, right?
Stranger: Ahh, Chrome and Firefox are on the top of that list.
You: I hear that the IE 7 beta is not doing too bad though
Stranger: Really?
You: Yeah.
You: Never tried it though
Stranger: Me, neither. I'm somewhat turned off by Microsoft programs altogether.
Stranger: I don't even use Word (Open Office).
You: It's only fast because it is beta and stripped down. We need to wait for Microsoft to weigh it down
You: Open office ftw
You: Or notepad ++
Stranger: *Highfive* Haha.
Stranger: I've never used NotePad ++, but I've heard good things about it.
You: AND YOU ARE (probably) USING WINDOWS
You: Are you
Stranger: Yep.
You: I miss my copy of photoshop.
Stranger: Want a new one?
You: Yes I would.
You: ah well
You: My sister likes to take things and make them disappear.
Stranger: Look no further, my friend. I'm actually about to go to bed, but I could give you all the means to get one rather quickly. =]
You: mininova cough
Stranger: Hahaha. The force is strong with this one, then.
You: I'm no stranger to using bit torrents.
You: I just never got around to getting a decent Photoshop one.
Stranger: Mm.
Stranger: Well, I was actually expecting to have another short, 5 minute conversation with some random 12 year old and then go to bed...
Stranger: But it's been 45 minutes, hahaha.
You: Such is life.
Stranger: Mmhmm. It's what, 3:15 where you live?
You: 3:14
You: so close
Stranger: Ahh. Well I'm gonna get some sleep.
You: G'night
You: Or good morn, in my case.
Stranger: Goodnight, nice talking to you.
You: bai
Stranger: Yeah, haha.
Stranger: Later.[/quote]
And we will never meet again.
Stranger: 666
You: 777
Stranger: 888
You: 999
Stranger: FUCK FUCK FUCK
You: ahahhhahahahah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ...fellow facepuncher?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Username?
Stranger: cosmic duck
You: Oh lol
You: You posting in the fast thread?
Stranger: you?
You: Sam Tilgan XD
You: without the XD of course
Stranger: Hahah, nice
You: Why the pink spinny avatar?
You: I always wanted to ask
Stranger: Hahah, I dunno, it's just kinda cute.
You: OMG UR A GURL
You: No, no, I'm kidding
Stranger: =o
You: ?
You: What?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
OK, chats with 2 girls in the same night? This thing is filled with liars...
... very convincing liars...
... feel... so lonely ...
[QUOTE=stupid07er;14415833]OK, chats with 2 girls in the same night? This thing is filled with liars...
... very convincing liars...
... feel... so lonely ...[/QUOTE]
There there...
[QUOTE=Spacewolf;14415959]There there...[/QUOTE]
Thanks buddy. Wolf buddy.
HOLY CRAP, A WOLF IN SPACE!!
This was an interesting conversation.
There are some cool users of Omegle.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: JYNX
You: IF YOU TYPE ANYTHING YU OWE ME A CAN OF COKE
You: ...
You: ...
You: This is boring Jynx lifted.
Stranger: THANK YOU
Stranger: Whew
You: =3
Stranger: I was about to break it
You: =O!
You: You're not susposed to break em!!!!!
Stranger: I didn't mean that, I would never break your jinx
You: =D
You: So, A/S/L?
Stranger: 22/m/US
Stranger: You?
You: 16/m/aus
Stranger: Cool
You: Hmmmm, so.. at uni?
Stranger: Nope, at work
Stranger: 4am here
You: =O! Bad boy! You should be doing work =P
You: oh.
Stranger: I probably should be but eh
You: Start earluy? or you work night shift?
Stranger: Work is over rated
Stranger: Night shift
You: Well! it's nearly over!
You: What do you do?
Stranger: Monitor servers
You: Did you guys have any problem with Conficker today?
Stranger: Nope, nothing yet
Stranger: I find it hard to believe anything will happen
Stranger: You heard of any issues?
You: Nope, and i agree.
You: I think it's a bit like y2k.
Stranger: Yeah
You: But... If something does happen, i'll happily say im wrong.
Stranger: Or tomorrow they will release a statement claiming it was an elaborate April 1st joke
You: Lol.
Stranger: Yes, chaos throughout the lands
Stranger: 2012 is coming early
You: Yeah. I can imagine something like that happening.
You: Lol.
You: So, you monitor employees computer usage?
Stranger: Nope, but someone monitors mine lol
You: =O!
Stranger: "Why is this guy talking to 16 year olds from AUS?"
You: Oh noes! You might get in trouble =3
You: Lol.
You: So how long have you been on Omegle at work?
Stranger: I found about this yesterday and I've been on it ever since.
Stranger: Good time killer
You: Lol.
You: Yeah i guess it is.
You: How'd you find out about it?
Stranger: Especially when you work alone at night
Stranger: Umm NeoGAF. Familiar?
You: Nope.
Stranger: ah, how about you?
You: I found out through facepunch.
You: brb.
Stranger: k
You: Back.
Stranger: k cool
You: Gawd. This is one of the longest civilized conversations i've had on this site...
Stranger: Hows your experience on here so far?
You: Well...
Stranger: haha I've had a few long ones
Stranger: like 35 minutes with some dude yesterday
You: I had this spammed at me a couple of times..
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Stranger: lmao
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Yeah I've had a lot of Rick Rolls too
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Stupid 4chan
You: The rick astley one is pretty lol.
You: Yeah.. 4chan is pretty lol.
You: So... Play CS:S, Tf2 or L4D?
Stranger: Yessir I do
You: cool.
Stranger: Good stuff
Stranger: Steam is awesome
You: The only reason im on here now is because im download L4D =D, bought it today
You: downloading*
Stranger: Oh its so good, you'll love it
You: Yeah. I hear its great if you're playing with people.
You: The critics say AI isn't that good.
Stranger: Yeah, you HAVE to play with people or its no fun
Stranger: Versus is pretty fun too
You: lol
You: 75% now >.<, why cant it be done already!
Stranger: How fast is your net?
Stranger: I heard you guys have crazy restrictions on speed and stuff
You: I live in a small country town so it's quite slow compared to the rest of australia.
You: it's downloading at 150kbps.
Stranger: Not too bad
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Does it snow in aus?
You: But that only lasts for 5 gigs, and then it's like being kicked in the balls cause you go down to like 60...
You: Only in some places.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: You have a monthly cap too don't you?
You: I'm near the equator on the seaside, so it's sunny alot.
Stranger: cool
You: I can download all i want.
You: Except i get capped at like 3 different stages.
You: 5, 8, and then dialup speed at 12.
Stranger: oh damn
You: gigabites that is.
Stranger: isn't L4D like 5 gigs?
You: I think it's half of that because i've already got the engine needed for it
Stranger: oh yeah, true
You: Who provides internet for the majority of America?
Stranger: like company wise?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: AT&T, Verizon, Comcast and Qwest
Stranger: are majority
Stranger: You guys probably have less competitors huh?
You: It's pretty much Telstra.
Stranger: That kinds sucks
Stranger: No options and they can do whatever they want
You: But then you have other small ones like optus, dodo, and other companies
You: Yeah.
You: Telstra own all the ports in my town so we get charged ridiculous amounts.
Stranger: Ever been out of country?
You: Compared to that of a person in the city.
Stranger: that sucks
You: Yeah, couple of times. Once to PNG, and Once to Malaysia.
Stranger: PNG?
You: My brother recently married a woman from Philidelphia.
Stranger: Cool
You: So i'll probably eventually get to to go over.
Stranger: Did he move here then?
You: Papa New Guinea
Stranger: Nice
You: It's above Australia.
Stranger: ah gotcha
Stranger: I'm hoping to go to New Zealand soon
Stranger: and Australia eventually
You: New zealand is great.
Stranger: Heard its beautiful there
You: I've been there, i just remembered.
You: And yes it is beautiful
You: I was in a touristy area but it was still nice.
Stranger: Cool
You: The place we were susposed to stay at had been flooded with water so we were upgraded to a nice Apartment
Stranger: Awesome for you
Stranger: not so much for them
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Well I have to do a few things here at work
You: If you do go to Queenstown, I recommend you go to the Shotover River, and take the boat ride.
You: Okie dokie.
You: Cya later.
Stranger: I'll try to remember that!
You: Bye!
Stranger: Yep, nice to meet you
Stranger: Bye!
You: You to.
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Stranger: I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED, SHE SAID YOU'RE MOVIN' WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL AIR
You: Dont worry will!
Stranger: I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED, SHE SAID YOU'RE MOVIN' WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL AIR
You: Would you like some Smith Chips Will?
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Stranger: oh
You: Hello Child.
Stranger: sup nigga
You: WTF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY SKIN COLOR!?!
Stranger: I AM GOING TO COMMIT A HATE CRIME ON YOU
You: DON'T MAKE ME ONG BAK YOU'RE ASS!
You: FUCK I SPELT YOU'RE WRONG
Stranger: asl?
You: Real age?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: im 14
You: I'm 16/m/AUSTRALIA
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you're not black then wtf
You: WTF
You: no
Stranger: no
You: no
Stranger: no
You: no
Stranger: no
You: no
Stranger: no
You: no
Stranger: YES
You: whut up
Stranger: hey
Stranger: you a guy?
You: maybe >.>
You: ask your magic 8 ball
Stranger: don't have one
You: flip a coin
Stranger: heads
You: i'm a girl
Stranger: ah.
Stranger: cuz i was gonna show you this pic of a hot girl and have you drool over it
You: show me anyway
Stranger: but i guess that won't go over so well
You: ._.
Stranger: [url]http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Rio/foto/0,,11421046-EX,00.jpg[/url]
Stranger: there you go
You: i'm more of a hentai type of person ._.
Stranger: o rly?
You: ya rly
Stranger: that's unfortunate, i'm not into hentai
You: :/
Stranger: :\
You: -_-
Stranger: -.-
You: c-c-combo breaker!
Stranger: :O!
You: this is going no where ._.
Stranger: yep
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You: IT'S THE ZERG
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(I am horny and i can make these blocks of text as big as i want, to you want to yiff now?)
You: 0_0
LOL. This was epic.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you know shigs?
You: One word story game, GO!
You: THE
Stranger: AIM
You: OF
Stranger: THE
You: GAME
Stranger: IS
You: TO
Stranger: LOSE
You: FUCK!
You: I JUST LOST THE GAME
Stranger: nae luck
You: =(
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Holy shit:
Stranger: I don't liek muskipz
Stranger: L LIEK MUDKIPZ!
Stranger: I LIEK CHOCLATE MILK!
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You: FPer?
You: Facepunch
Same guy?
Chatting with a seemingly normal person about stuff.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: How's it going?
Stranger: good, just woke up hehe
You: Yeah, me too.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: sooo hows u?
You: Everything's good, might be moving this weekend.
Stranger: oooo where to?
You: NY
Stranger: omg i would do anything to move there
You: It's a pretty cool state.
Stranger: ur so lucky :)
You: Eh, not really. I've been wanting to go back for 7 years, and there have been so many delays.
You: I doubt I'll be back there anytime soon :p
Stranger: :( keep hopeing
You: Yeah, it's all I can do.
Stranger: soooo what do u do for a living and that?
You: Student.
You: It sucks having to wake up so early...
Stranger: u sooo remind me of my friend
You: I just want to get some damned sleep, and I should be packing right now :p
Stranger: what u packing?
Stranger: o yeah also what u studying?
You: I'm packing my stuff, and I have to get the stuff in the basement.
You: Right now, I'm studying architecture.
Stranger: oooo are u like a drawer?
Stranger: hello?
You: Not really a "drawer"
You: I'm trying to design buildings.
Stranger: o right thats pritty cool
You: Yeah.
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He/She/It took too long to reply :p
Weird chat...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Derp
Stranger: say hi
You: Hurf
Stranger: wanna dress like a deer?
Stranger: or a little girl?
You: Durf
Stranger: hurrr ama durrrr
Stranger: /b/tard
Stranger: ?
You: DUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: No.
Stranger: fuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkk
You: No /b/.
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: /hc/ nigga
You: FP?
Stranger: fleshlight
You: :I
Stranger: fp?
Stranger: whats that
You: FacePalm.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: CARAMEL NOUGAT
Stranger: IS
You: THE SHIT
Stranger: !!!!!
You: haha amazing
Stranger: CLASSIC.
You: this thing is the best
Stranger: IT'S
You: SO WHAT ARE YOU REPPING
Stranger: ....
Stranger: REPPING?
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: WTF?
You: representing...
Stranger: NOT BRAZIL, DEFINATELY NOT BRAZIL!
You: OR CANADA
Stranger: AND DEFINATELY, DEFINATELY NOOOOOOOOOOT, I SAID NOT SWEDEN!
You: FACEPUNCH
You: NIGGERS
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU, NOT, REPPPPPPPPPING!
You: YOULL FREEZE YOUR BALLS OF IN CANADA
You: OFF*
Stranger: YEAH!!!! AHHHAAHAA!
You: YOU ARE ABOUT TO BECOME FAMOUS ON A FORUM
Stranger: THEN I WILL MASTURBATE AND CUM ALL OF THE FUCKING COUNTRY!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHA!
You: caps lock is cruise control for cool
Stranger: OVER*
You: I WILL WATCH
Stranger: CAPS I THE
Stranger: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Stranger: FUCK!
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You: sup
You: penis?
Stranger: good
Stranger: yep
Stranger: asl?
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*EDIT*
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You: wazup
Stranger: not much homie
Stranger: where you from
You: jupiter
You: you?
Stranger: my mums gaping vagina
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: do you like rick roll
You: ?
Stranger: rick roll? no
You: :(
Stranger: you?
You: yes :D
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Stranger: cool
You: so you are from...?
Stranger: NY
Stranger: you?
You: cool im from LA
Stranger: cool
Stranger: never been
You: did you ever went to boston?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why?
Stranger: you know boston?
You: nothing im on holyday in boston
Stranger: right now?
You: yes
Stranger: i see
Stranger: how is it?
Stranger: holiday in boston?
Stranger: hmmm.....
You: its a very nice city
Stranger: i've heard
Stranger: what's cool to do there?
You: ohh lots of things,the zoo,cinema....
You: and so on
You: turistic tours
Stranger: i see....
Stranger: not my thing
Stranger: so why do you come here to omegle?
You: a friend adviced me
Stranger: while on your holiday?...
Stranger: and?
You: i dunno i'm bored in the hotel
You: waiting for the show to start
Stranger: what show?
You: a i don't know actualy its a hotel surprise
You: but probaly it wil me
You: be*
You: a theatre
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[quote]You: One word story game, GO!
Stranger: i
You: want
Stranger: to
You: eat
Stranger: a
You: hamster
Stranger: because
You: youre
Stranger: vegetarian
You: and
Stranger: i
You: suck
Stranger: big
You: cock
Stranger: on
You: ketchup
Stranger: bottles
You: because
Stranger: that's
You: fucking
Stranger: rad
You: and
Stranger: we
You: like
Stranger: losing
You: eggs
Stranger: while
You: we
Stranger: play
You: tennis
Stranger: with
You: our
Stranger: cats
You: cause
Stranger: i
You: like
Stranger: you
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