Weird shit you do - General

I can't sleep unless I'm holding something. Doesn't have to be a particular thing, it can be anything- Jacket, dog, pillow, whatever.

Whenever I played SWTOR, whenever I would force choke or force lightning someone I would do this weird thing where I would crook my neck up and give the evil eye to the computer screen. I guess I was trying to find my inner Sith.

i skin cats and smear the blood on the base of my penis

If I hear audio or watch video of a sweet sounding performance car I will often find myself with invisible controls in my hands. Also, sometimes, when driving along a nice twisty road, I'll sort of space out and imagine there was a little line on the pavement that showed the ideal line, brake points and whatnot. I'll even follow it if there's nobody else on the road and the curves are not blind. That line will even appear on foot. I do it more in video games than real life, but I'll find myself clipping apexes on foot too. I can't drive for shit in video games without A: analog input and B: a first-person view involving the hood. Put me in third person chase, give me keyboard controls, or put me on a bumper cam and I crash into EVERYTHING. Third person stationary? I can't even dump the clutch properly somehow. With my real world RCs, however, I have no issue with being in a third person stationary view. It doesn't matter how hard I try to apply the RC experience to a game, it just doesn't work. Non automotive related quirks: If I buy a new gadget/toy/whatever it is the only thing I want to fiddle with for a good three or four weeks post-purchase. I managed to wear out the battery in my RC helicopter within three weeks of getting it in the mail this way :v:. I also absolutely must have [i]something[/i] to drink on me. I don't care what it is as long as it's tasty. Coke, NOS, mellow yellow, water, milk, lemonade, all's good. I'm not even really thirsty, I just drink it because I like doing so and the flavor is nice. I find it incredibly difficult to go against canon when playing a game that offers multiple paths. I've played through Fallout: NV about five times now, and every single one of them has been pro-NCR. Each one is just more pro-NCR than the last. I tried one run for House, quest bugged out, went to install Yes Man and go indie, but the moment Don't Tread on the Bear! appeared in my quest list I flopped straight to NCR. In FO3 I could never be a complete prick, I always went right alongside the CW BoS, never blew Megaton up(And if I did I reverted to a save beforehand), etc. At the same time I'm not at all afraid to install mods that skullfuck canon with a rusty railroad spike. Galaxy News Radio and Radio New Vegas both play modern metal, some 80s, a few internet memesongs and the like, instead of the retro 50s stuff. Why? I prefer it. Hell the only reason I use the Aperture Science pipboy skin is the Pipboy PDA crashes the game every five minutes. This doesn't apply strictly to Fallout games, though. In GTA IV I always go for the happy choices, freeing Darko, etc etc. I always play Niko as if he's only shooting to defend himself...in the storyline anyway. I have no qualms against flattening pedestrians with a stolen helicopter when I'm in 'dick around' mode :v:. Same in GTA: SA, story mode Carl is just trying to make things right while out of story mode he's a cross between the Grim Reaper, Stone Cold Steve Austin, John Rambo and John McLane, all in one body...and in both games there's going to be a hi-res sports car mod and a hi-res pickup truck mod sitting in the garage/driveway. I also tend to go for business suits when a game gives me a choice of outfit. Always the cleanest black business suit, including installing mods that add one in if the game doesn't have one I like in already. On this note I refuse to use slutty armor. I'm not exactly opposed to having a couple of naughty numbers in my character's inventory, provided they're female, but I refuse to use a bikini that has more DT than fucking power armor. Bugger off with that shit, Nexus. I'm also not going to roam the wasteland in a fucking sheer nighty. Hell I don't even want my suits to have any armor. Last time I checked a business suit was made of fabrics that tend to have trouble resisting anything more than a BB gun, and even that only at 10+ feet away. I won't use a snazzy suit either if it's pinging .50BMG ammo off like it's nothing. I refuse to throw a gadget or device away when it stops working. If it's still mostly functional I'll eBay it or attempt to repair it. If it's six kinds of fubar I will strip it for parts and throw away only what I cannot scavenge. It doesn't matter how cheap to replace said device is, I will sooner whip out the screwdrivers than whip out the debit card. I have buckets upon buckets of electric motors, scavenged wires, switches, knobs and the like in the shed from years of doing this. Also I have about ten or fifteen keyboards in the shed, all with broken cords, that I'm saving in case I need the keys off of them to replace keys that go missing on the working one. I also apply this to food as well...I won't throw food away unless it's blatantly hazardous to eat. If I can't finish everything it goes in the fridge to be reheated later. If I cock up the spices I'll either counter them or drown them out with mashed potatoes....I'll also put mashed potatoes in damn near fucking anything. I will often save the wierdest shit too. Blown up leaf blower? Free keychain inside! No, seriously, I use the piston and rod from a 20cc leaf blower as a keychain. I've got the piston/rod assembly from a 31cc weed whacker that blew up on my desk as well. This extends to digital things. I don't delete anything. When I run low on HDD space I just buy another harddrive. I have backups of backups of backups. There's four copies of GTA IV on my machine, because I'll end up corrupting one with mods, renaming the folder, installing a new copy, and going from there. I keep the old one for...something. I don't remember why. My TIVO has a couple of races on it from last season, along with a bunch of movies. My email program has emails in it that date back to roughly 5 minutes after I installed it four years ago. They're just sitting there in my inbox, in descending order starting with oldest. Spam gets deleted, anything else sits in my inbox right as I receive it. At the same time I'm not afraid to wear out the delete key when it comes to friend invites and the like. If I don't know someone I won't accept their friend invite, as I don't want the people I do talk to hidden in a huge list of names I never talk to. I tend to wash dishes 'on demand'. Pots 'n shit more than plates, but even then I'll fill the dishwasher and the sink up with dirties right up until the pantry is empty entirely. Only then will I run the dishwasher, and once what's in it is clean I pull dishes from that until it's empty. Then it gets loaded and run again. Pots will sit on the stove dirty until about 20 minutes before I want to use them, at which time I will boil some soapy water and clean them. I always have music going. There's an FM radio on my desk that's plugged in and turned on at all times. My phone has an app from that same station, radio works in my truck, and in video games I will often mod in the same type of stuff that I hear on the radio if it isn't already there. On this note it's rather funny to hear Mr New Vegas introduce Johnny Guitar only to have Fade to Black - Metallica start blasting...but that's what he gets for looping it so goddamn much. I don't really have a 'storage system'. Stuff just goes wherever it fits. A given drawer in my kitchen might have an impact gun in it, you never know. I will admit it sometimes makes it tricky to find lesser used items, but it also saves me a lot of trouble organizing shit. I hate organizing shit. If I have matches or a lighter on hand I will strike them just to watch them go. a 350 count pack of matches might light 20 or 30 things, but all 350 matches will get struck. I tend to do whatever the fuck I want to my stuff. I don't care about ToS, and will even vandalize them if they're stored locally and I can edit the file with a program I have on hand. I don't let companies tell me what I can and cannot do with something I paid hard earned money for. I don't really socialize. At all. I don't go searching for people to friend online, I often decline invites that could turn into friends on the basis that I don't know 'em now, and in public I keep to myself 100%. I barely acknowledge anyone else is there at all, the amount I do is simply to avoid bumping into them. I just simply don't enjoy social contact. I have a couple of close friends, I have family, I don't need anyone else. Apparently I also tend to go way the fuck overboard when replying to threads like this. :v:. I can't help it, I post three things and next thing I now there's 7 or 8 paragraphs.

If I stab multiple people in the back in TF2 as the spy i break out into evil laughter.

Drink from a bottle with the side of my mouth.

Something weird I do.. hide my arms and legs i guess, have successfully hidden them for 8 years so far!

For breakfast, sometimes I cook up 6 cheese quesedillas, and some Earl Grey to drink along with it. My mom's side is Hispanic, my dad's side is British/New Zealand

I swear at myself a lot. I also eat my toenails and finger nails.

I always plan future conversations that i know i will never have like with megan fox or with bill gates or just dream conversations with people i really like so it's not awkward when (if) this convo ever pops up.

listen to music that's way to old

[QUOTE=salmonmarine;36957942]listen to music that's way to old[/QUOTE] no such thing.

Sometimes I'll make a face or something accidentally, then immediately rush to the mirror and study it. Like really contorted faces, and it always makes me laugh because I can always see the concentration I'm putting into it so obviously

Sometimes when I get bored I create my own fictional worlds and think of scenarios that would fit for them.

I talk out loud to myself and inanimate objects. And no, I'm fairly certain I'm not mad.

read facepunch posts out loud with a different voice for each user

[QUOTE=Bad Joe;36959552]read facepunch posts out loud with a different voice for each user[/QUOTE] Oooh, I wanna know what my Facepunch voice sounds like.

[QUOTE=GhostProject;36961724]Oooh, I wanna know what my Facepunch voice sounds like.[/QUOTE] a constipated elderly woman gargling spaghetti

[QUOTE=Bad Joe;36962072]a constipated elderly woman gargling spaghetti[/QUOTE] What about mine.

[QUOTE=Camper99;36962079]What about mine.[/QUOTE] skeletor without his jaw

Sometimes when I fall asleep at a desk (like at school) my leg jerks really violently and wakes me up.

I sleep with the blankets over my head completely

I scream when I poop.

I poop when I scream.

I apologize to things when I put them in the bin.

I keep a deactivated gun at my desk and constantly cock and dryfire it when something is loading on the computer. I also tend to comb my pubes with my hand when I'm bored and there's no people around.

When I'm in a really good mood, I always make continuous retard noises/voices while I play games. For example (In Skyrim): [quote]LYDIYURRR GIT OVUR HYURR[/quote] While killing a dragon: [quote]NYERRRR HYERRRR NERRRRRRR (Every time I swing my weapon at the dragon basically)[/quote] [editline]27th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Schmaaa;36963464]Sometimes when I fall asleep at a desk (like at school) my leg jerks really violently and wakes me up.[/QUOTE] I woke myself up with a fart once

I sometimes take one of my airsoft guns and go around my house pretending to shoot people.

I look in the mirror and poke my eye to watch it wobble

[QUOTE=arg_zombies;36950416]I can't stand the idea of other people hearing me when I go to the toilet [/QUOTE] Same thing with me but only in friends/family houses, if im in a public toilet I find it entertaining making people in the others stalls awkward, its best when its in the toilets at camp sites where there are also showers and they have to deal with it.