Weird shit you do - General

I use a random number generator to decide what game I play.

Whenever I bake something in the oven I have to make sure there are no cats in the oven before i shut it i dont know

Whenever I finish showering I draw an elder sign on the mirror in my bathroom to keep the flying polyps and other cosmic horrors away. [editline]27th July 2012[/editline] I always check under the toilet seat before I sit on it in case there are spiders.

[QUOTE=DeadCow;36964416] I woke myself up with a fart once[/QUOTE] Was having a bad stomach ache one day so in study hall i fell alseep, woke myself up with a 15 second long fart, woke up most of the class too

I always play out random scenarios in my head when I'm laying in bed. For example: What if zombies and/or murderers broke into my house right now? What nearby objects could I use to defend myself and how would I escape? Or what if a creature from another dimension somehow ended up in my room? How would I react and what would I say to it? This may be why I can't sleep.

Ever since I started watching Peep Show I have monologues in my head in a similar fashion to Mark.

When I'm alone in the house, I pretend that there's someone in my house so I get my gun and check every room and such, and record it with my phone, IN FIRST PERSON! I don't need Google Glasses (yet)!

I have a mental block to verbally cursing, so if I'm about to die in a video game, I just make up new swear words. Also, when I'm mowing stuff down in a video game, I can only say "Get death!" It's the only thing that comes to my head. Whenever I laugh, I cover my mouth with my hands. [editline]27th July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=garychencool;36968138]When I'm alone in the house, I pretend that there's someone in my house so I get my gun and check every room and such, and record it with my phone, IN FIRST PERSON! I don't need Google Glasses (yet)![/QUOTE] I do this, but with a knife, except I'm actually paranoid about someone else being there, but I don't get a gun because I can just imagine the world of shit I would be in if my parents caught me walking around with the gun.

I reload invisible gun for no reason

I put toilet paper on every toilet seat before I take a shit. I just can't stand the thought of my naked ass being where someone else's (even my family's) naked ass had been to spew poop out of his or her asshole.

The other day I woke to find a massive ant bite on my face, which prompted me to write a 3 page narrative, in the style of a journal entry, about how my conflict with the ant uprising was reaching a deadly precipice after their attempt to take my life in the night.

I always try to imitate Max Payne's "constipated" facial expression when nobody's looking.

Sometimes I think about me as a movie or video game character. Last week I was part of the Avengers.

[QUOTE=Bad Joe;36962162]skeletor without his jaw[/QUOTE] And mine?

[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;36969160]I always try to imitate Max Payne's "constipated" facial expression when nobody's looking.[/QUOTE] this is kind of the idea i was hinting at with my making weird faces post

[QUOTE=TheKritter71;36950462]I sleep with my stuff animal whale and cuddle it as if it were real. I cry when I put in the washer since I can't stand seeing it drown nor hug it[/QUOTE] Facepunch: Ooooh that's sooo cute ~~ No offence, but I don't even know how you could seriously still be doing something like that.

The word nigger sounds funny even though the meaning is horrible.

I have no self control over the food I eat, I just ate dinner then my dad came home with McDonalds so I shoved that down my throat too. Amazingly, I'm not a fat sack of shit.

[QUOTE=Bound;36970812]I have no self control over the food I eat, I just ate dinner then my dad came home with McDonalds so I shoved that down my throat too. Amazingly, I'm not a fat sack of shit.[/QUOTE] thats what you think

Sometimes when making gestures with my hands, I inadvertently wrap my pinky finger and ring figure together.

Taking a dump naked.

[QUOTE=tier56;36969265]And mine?[/QUOTE]

I sneeze when I turn on a light after it's been off for a while

[QUOTE=tier56;36969265]And mine?[/QUOTE] gabe newell after inhaling helium (on fire) [QUOTE=agentgamma;36971035]-[/QUOTE] stereotypical old farmer guy with throat cancer [QUOTE=stabbytheghost;36971097]How about me?[/QUOTE] classy british gentleman invoking the powers of the elder gods

[QUOTE=Bad Joe;36971083]gabe newell after inhaling helium (on fire)[/QUOTE] How about me?

On the topic of stuffed animals, I have a stuffed tiger, teddy bear, kitten, puppy and baby elephant and I love them very much. They're really fluffly and they feel like the best pillows. (I'm 22)

Baby wipes for my asshole. Damn, who wants a fucking asshole that isn't clean, has little pieces of paper along side with shit on their pubic ass hairs? Not me, so therefore, this is my number one choice. Seriously, WEIRD SHIT.

[QUOTE=Bad Joe;36971083]gabe newell after inhaling helium (on fire) stereotypical old farmer guy with throat cancer classy british gentleman invoking the powers of the elder gods[/QUOTE] Oh, screw it, I'll hop on the show wagon. Ooh, me, do me next!

[QUOTE=Bad Joe;36971083]gabe newell after inhaling helium (on fire) stereotypical old farmer guy with throat cancer classy british gentleman invoking the powers of the elder gods[/QUOTE] can't resist how about mine?

[QUOTE=Bad Joe;36971083]gabe newell after inhaling helium (on fire) stereotypical old farmer guy with throat cancer classy british gentleman invoking the powers of the elder gods[/QUOTE] I wanna know this too!