Weird shit you do - General

Occasionally speak to myself as though I'm front of a camera, like I'm about to post it online or some shit. I don't know, it helps think though. Also whenever I play games I act as though I'm recording a tutorial when in reality I'm not even recording that shit.

I cant walk past a mirror without making stupid faces. I usually gets stuck there for 4-5 minutes.

[QUOTE=Combine 177;36976984]I'm I post I. What.[/QUOTE] Is it really that hard to decipher what he meant

If I really enjoyed a game or a movie I'll happily sit through the entire list of credits until it's completely over.

I do not leave the movie theater until the house lights are on.

I ride one of those little Razor scooters around my room late at night (usually listening to an iPod)

i use my elbow to push the mouse around and click if i'm on the phone or talking on mic (my voice key is n)

When I try a new game I pretend im a reviewer and give it a score

Whenever I buy a new video game I have to sniff the instruction manual for that "New game smell"

i go on facepunch

[QUOTE=Death_God;36987411]i go on facepunch[/QUOTE] Truly an outcast of society We salute you, sir.

I tend to come up with my own terms for various things out of pure boredom.

Sometimes I come up with skits in my head and voice out all the different roles while trying to perfect various accents.

I can't look into mirrors at the thought that there might be something behind me.

Exist.

I'll only talk to myself about political issues.

Drive Suzuki PV

I talk to my self as if I'm recording.

I don't like being heard when I go to the toilet either. When in public and I have to use a stall, I wait until all the people who actually saw me before I went into the stall leave before I can carry out my business. Then, I wait for all the people who have heard me carry out my business leave too, then I exit the restroom.

Let's see 1.Whenever people tell me X,I think what they said is Y 2.I look around every few second,I somehow can't stand staring at one direction 3.When someone apologizes for something they do like accidentally almost tripping me,I take a second to replay back "It's okay." 4.Sometimes when I reply back,I don't even say what I want to say at all 5.I make a FUCK TON of weird hand gestures. 6.I have a urge to shout out jokes which eventually nobody gets. 7.Whenever I'm walking,I always shift to the left Yeah,I'm weird.Stuff life 5 and 6 are slowly going away but I did it so much back then that some people in school think I'm a weirdo or something.

Most weird stuff I do is because of my mild autism

I have imaginary conversations with myself in my head. Eventually i get so into this conversation that i start express myself with my face, flail my arms around and nod or shake my head like i would in a real convo. I bet it looks wierd but i don't think anyone has ever witnessed it yet.

I always have to keep my mouth occupied. I'm always chewing gum or drinking something.

When I'm alone I'll pick up my airsoft gun and clear the house of whatever imaginary villians plague it. Usually it's russians, chinese, or north koreans. I also pretend I'm Max Payne, I narrate my every move in my best impression of Max. I also attempt to shootdodge all the time. I also sometimes sit in the shower for no reason.

I nearly always sit on my feet, kind of like people do at Japanese Tea Ceremonies. My doctor says I shouldn't, but it's just so damned comfortable. I also giggle like a schoolgirl whenever I play games.

[QUOTE=OficerHonkHonk;37018923] I also sometimes sit in the shower for no reason.[/QUOTE] Me too man

Sometimes I pretend I'm shooting and reloading a shotgun. I also pretend I'm recording my movements with mocap.

I sleep on one side of my full size bed instead of in the middle. And I have to have a really heavy blanket, even in the summer.

I can't step on a crack on the sidewalk while witnessing myself doing it. So I will be walking along, normally. Then if I look down, I avoid the cracks. Also, if there is a walkway with pillars on the side, I imagine the edges of the pillars being a line and I do not step on the line, I step into the line or avoid it alltogether. [editline]31st July 2012[/editline] AND I CANT FUCKING USE 1 KNIFE TO MAKE A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY, I MUST USE 2 OR I WILL FLIP OUT.

[QUOTE=Se1f_Distruct;37023501]I can't step on a crack on the sidewalk while witnessing myself doing it. So I will be walking along, normally. Then if I look down, I avoid the cracks. Also, if there is a walkway with pillars on the side, I imagine the edges of the pillars being a line and I do not step on the line, I step into the line or avoid it alltogether. [editline]31st July 2012[/editline] AND I CANT FUCKING USE 1 KNIFE TO MAKE A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY, I MUST USE 2 OR I WILL FLIP OUT.[/QUOTE] Why don't you clean the knife? So much simpler.