I think I'm just gonna... sit down.. for a while.
[b]This just in, ash has had his first legal shag, they grow up so fast[/b]
heard one of the guys shout "DAYYUMMM!" from the other room, we paused momentarily... then carried on.
Well, thanks for that, I will sleep fucking soundly now.
Yes, we know you have a sex life.
No, we don't want to hear about it.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16422398]Well, thanks for that, I will sleep fucking soundly now.[/QUOTE]
enjoy ur wank
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16422398]Well, thanks for that, I will sleep fucking soundly now.[/QUOTE]
I've told you before, after reading the first sentence (or even the first few words), you know what I'm talking about, so don't read on.
[editline]11:39PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Skippy!;16422420]Yes, we know you have a sex life.
No, we don't want to hear about it.[/QUOTE]
*read
8)
Why do you feel the god damn need to tell us about your god damn sex habits? I mean, I'm not dumb, but I just can't fucking figure it out.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16422398]Well, thanks for that, I will sleep fucking soundly now.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b282/BakaKeiichi/bawww.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16422444]Why do you feel the god damn need to tell us about your god damn sex habits? I mean, I'm not dumb, but I just can't fucking figure it out.[/QUOTE]
why do you need to act like ur tonka tuff in every ~*goddamn fucking*~ sentence
"lol enjoy ur automatic withheld number rejection bitch"
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16422444]Why do you feel the god damn need to tell us about your god damn sex habits? [B]I mean, I'm not dumb,[/B] but I just can't fucking figure it out.[/QUOTE]
lol
me and henry are talking about how damiens on his period cos he's been in a grump all week
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;16422465]me and henry are talking about how damiens on his period cos he's been in a grump all week[/QUOTE]
Tell Ash I'll be waiting for him to visit.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16422444]Why do you feel the god damn need to tell us about your god damn sex habits? I mean, I'm not dumb, but I just can't fucking figure it out.[/QUOTE]
I didn't tell you any 'habits' actually.. i just said ash has had his first legal shag. and that someone shouted from the other room, that isn't a habit, it's just funny
When I come visit Henry, Tania and Ash, I think I'll make Henry suck my left foot, Ash my right foot, and make Tania record for You Been Framed, we'll al pretend to be drunk and score £250.
:colbert:
[QUOTE=MUFC2007;16418417]My little sister said to me a few hours ago she had something up her nose, I looked yp and it was a little silver pearl ball :downs: She's back from hospital now, they blew it out with air :v:[/QUOTE]
Why was there a pearl ball in her nose
[QUOTE=MUFC2007;16422516]When I come visit Henry, Tania and Ash, I think I'll make Henry suck my left foot, Ash my right foot, and make Tania record for You Been Framed, we'll al pretend to be drunk and score £250.
:colbert:[/QUOTE]
what..
lol me and henry just high 5'd on damiens :downs:ness
tits
I have a feeling someone has said this before.
[QUOTE=SFbabe;16422520]Why was there a pearl ball in her nose[/QUOTE]
well i dunno she could have put it there ¯\(°_o)/¯
LOL jamie's sister is a clam!!
"That makes no sense to me but fine jamie thats okay be like that telling me to fuck off anal wth? fine i'll leave you to move on you won't hear from me again"
I moved on from the day we broke up, four months ago, bitch. :colbert:
Haha Tania, I think I'll have a look in her ears, maybe I'll get some cash from the pearls for my new pc (: xD
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16422491]Tell Ash I'll be waiting for him to visit.[/QUOTE]
Get in there ;]
[QUOTE=MUFC2007;16422567]"That makes no sense to me but fine jamie thats okay be like that telling me to fuck off anal wth? fine i'll leave you to move on you won't hear from me again"
I moved on from the day we broke up, four months ago, bitch. :colbert:
Haha Tania, I think I'll have a look in her ears, maybe I'll get some cash from the pearls for my new pc (: xD[/QUOTE]
guess that relationship ended horribly? lol
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;16422572]Get in there ;][/QUOTE]
Oh, I'll have a special surprise waiting.
A [I]very[/I] special surprise.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16422583]Oh, I'll have a special surprise waiting.
A [I]very[/I] special surprise.[/QUOTE]
an aluminum bat
:colbert:
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16422592]an aluminum bat
:colbert:[/QUOTE]
Nope.
[QUOTE=dcalde78;16422583]Oh, I'll have a special surprise waiting.
A [I]very[/I] special surprise.[/QUOTE]
aww :) are you gonna propose?
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;16422580]guess that relationship ended horribly? lol[/QUOTE]
Indeed, especially the part where she didn't love me and she loved someone else.
:rolleye: She's dumb.
wait no don't tell me, I [B]love[/B] surprises
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