What's long, black, and tight all at once?
The line at KFC
Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.
What's black on top and white on the bottom? [sp]Rape.[/sp]
What's white on top and black on the bottom? [sp]The society.[/sp]
Why did the black man climb the tree?
[sp]He didn't, he hung from it[/sp]
Why are babies best for sex?
[sp]You get Deepthroat and Anal at the same time.[/sp]
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
[sp]Muslide.[/sp]
What do you call a bunch of White people running down a hill?
[sp]Avalanche.[/sp]
What do you call a bunch of Black people running down a hill?
[sp]Jailbreak.[/sp]
What do you call a bunch of Arabs running down a hill?
[sp]Carpet Bomb.[/sp]
What do you call a bunch of Jews running down a hill?
[sp]Lottery.[/sp]
I was going to make a gay joke, buttfuck it
Actually gay jokes aren't funny, I mean, cum on guys
[QUOTE=CtrlAltElite;42960114]I was going to make a gay joke, buttfuck it
Actually gay jokes aren't funny, I mean, cum on guys[/QUOTE]
I swear,don't make a fucking cripple joke. I can't stand them.
9/11 jokes are just plane wrong as well.
[QUOTE=Zotobom;42960218]I swear,don't make a fucking cripple joke. I can't stand them.
9/11 jokes are just plane wrong as well.[/QUOTE]
I did nazi that coming.
Anne frankly, that was quite the killer.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
What do you call stolen Mexican cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Why are black people good at basketball?
[sp] They're already pretty good at running, shooting, and stealing! [/sp]
Did you here about the Jew with attention problems?
He had to go to concentration camp.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
[sp]The Wheelchair[/sp]
Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?
[sp]She left the plunger in the toilet[/sp]
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
[sp]White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!" [/sp]
One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, "Please God, don't let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely!" Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto the beach and the grandmother looks up to the sky and said, "He had a hat!"
Why don't black people like to wear ties?
[sp]It reminds them too much of their great grandparents.[/sp]
Helen Keller broke her arm trying to read a stop sign going 60mph.
My girlfriend is a porn star.
She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.
3 German soldiers walk into a BAR.
[editline]24th November 2013[/editline]
What's the difference between a black man and a bench?
Black men can't support families!
What did the communist say when they played CTF with America?
[sp]You be Lenin a hand, We be Stalin your flag, ROFL Mao[/sp]
What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall?
[sp] A broken nose [/sp]
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Bit of both.
This is a rape.
What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy?
When you're driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole in front of you!
Why are jews noses so big?
Because the air is free
[QUOTE=CobaltCrysis;42959985]Why did the black man climb the tree?
[sp]He didn't, he hung from it[/sp]
Why are babies best for sex?
[sp]You get Deepthroat and Anal at the same time.[/sp]
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
[sp]Muslide.[/sp]
What do you call a bunch of White people running down a hill?
[sp]Avalanche.[/sp]
What do you call a bunch of Black people running down a hill?
[sp]Jailbreak.[/sp]
What do you call a bunch of Arabs running down a hill?
[sp]Carpet Bomb.[/sp]
What do you call a bunch of Jews running down a hill?
[sp]Lottery.[/sp][/QUOTE]
What do you call a group of aboriginals running down a hill?
[sp]An Abolanche[/sp]
What do you get if you cut a baby with a razor blade?
An erection.
What do you call a black kid with a hardworking father?
Adopted
What's the difference between a black guy and a tire?
[sp]If you put a chain on a tire it won't start rapping[/sp]
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes
What's the difference between black people and snow tyres?
[sp]Snow tyres don't sing when you put chains on them[/sp]
A white woman and a black man are dancing at a club, and after a while things start to get hot and heavy. After some heavy kissing and petting, the woman makes the suggestion that they return to her apartment for the night.
When the couple arrives at the woman's apartment, they begin passionately kissing and undressing each other, preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant sex with each other.
However, the white woman, curious as she was, asked the black guy as he was taking off his pants, "before you take them off....is it true what they say about black guys?"
With a suave yet sinister look, he looked into her eyes and said "baby, of course." He then proceeded to stab her and ran out with her purse.
I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai girl.
I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."
But then she did.
How can you tell your sister is on her period?
[sp]Your dad's dick tastes like blood.[/sp]
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