[B]2:26 AM[/B] Joe figures out zombies don't pay heat or water bills.
[B]October 31st 11:00 PM[/B] Joe Eats A grand total of 78 Children During Halloween
[B]11:05 PM[/B] Joe goes back to work to confront is boss about not being at work
[B]11:20 PM[/B] Joe leaves his office after he infects his boss and coworkers
[B]11:30 PM[/B] Joe kills his boss with a toothbrush, assuming head of the factory.
this would've been better if we stayed in the semi-realistic but still retarded relm
[B]6:09 Pm[/B] Joe, after being overwhelmed by all the bullshit that comes with running a factory, looks at the clock a giggles
[B]12:00 AM[/B] - Joe decides to take the dead body of his boss and decapitate it, then he puts his dead boss's head on a pike outside the factory.
[B]12:01 AM[/B] - Joe is unsure of what to do with the rest of his boss' body, so he removes swaps clothes with him.
[B]12:10 AM[/B] Joe wakes up, noticing it's 2 days later, and the nightmare of him being a zombie and being scarred for life was all a dream
[B]9:30 AM[/B] Joe rushes out of his apartment after oversleeping, making a quick stop at McDonalds. There are two people in front of him who are taking forever to order as he nervously looks at his watch.
[b]9:40 AM[/b] Joe realizes he hasn't gotten dressed for work and is standing in the nude after running to McDonalds which is past a primary school, he takes note that it's quite chilly today.
10:28 AM Joe arrives at work late naked, telling his boss that he overslept and that his breakfast was stolen by a monkey. He is demoted and given a janitorial position at the factory.
Fuck, ninja'd.
[B]10:50 AM[/B] Joe wakes up at a bar, naked, with everyone around him dead, and his car stolen.
[B]11:00 AM[/B] Joe walks outside of the bar to find he has traveled back in time to Ancient Rome during Caligula's rule.
[B]12:00 PM [/B]Joe conquers Rome
[B]12:30 PM[/B] Gandhi nukes Rome
[B]1:00 pm[/B] - Joe walks out of Rome unscathed, only slightly irradiated and decides to go back to his workplace.
ninja'd fuck em
[B]1:30 PM[/B] Joe finishes a twenty minute masturbation session and then cries for ten minutes
1:45 PM Joe leaves the building, discovering that he has created a parallel universe in which Facepunch rules the world.
snipping since this is being skipped
[B]1:55 PM[/B] Joe claims and puts on his government issued gas mask.
[B]2:00 PM[/B] - Garry bans any discussion of pizza in this reality where he rules the world, thusly killing anyone who dares to talk of pizza.
[B]9:00 AM[/B] Joe hibernates for sixteen thousand years
[B]1:00 PM[/B] - Joe awakens from hibernation, and the world is a wasteland. Remnants of failed civilizations dot the landscape.
Dammit, ninja'd yet again.
[B]2:00 PM[/B] Joe creates Joeland out of the wasteland, sadly he's the only inhabitant.
[B]Years later[/B] Joe repopulates Joeland
[B]Still More Years Later, 7:45 AM -[/B] Joe CXVI awakens, realizes almost immediately that he has overslept and is late for work
-god damn it-
[B]9:00 AM[/B] - Joe CXVI goes to the local clone manufacturing plant to see how production of his clones are doing.
[B]9:10 AM[/B] As Joe CXVI walks out, he trips and hits the button to release the clones. They all escape from the clone manufacturing plant, causing mass panic across Joeland.
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