12:10 Joe wakes up from the dream. It was all a dream.
[B]9:25 AM[/B] - Joe CXVI befriends one of his clones, and the only one to co-operate with him.
They take a rocket launcher with them.
[B]9:30 AM[/B] - Joe CXVI and Joe CXVI-beta ride the wasteland in their souped up van, taking risks and breaking hearts.
[B]9:35 AM[/B] - The van flips over and shatters. Upon observing the road, it turns out that the hazard was a diaper full of baby shit.
9:36 AM - The Joes realized it's filled with baby skulls
[B]10:00 AM[/b] - Zombie Joe Schmoe visits a careers advisor and says his dream is to be in American congress. She remarks that he looks the part.
someone should animate this story
two pages in it's already amazing
[B]11:00 AM[/B] Joe meets Ronald Reagan's clone for a job interview with congress.
[B]12:00 AM[/B]- Ronald Reagan's clone is impressed by the limitless bounds of Zombie Joe's intelligence! Zombie Joe has been hired!
[B]12:02 PM[/B] Joe starts world war 3
[B]12:03 PM[/B] - Joe escapes to Mars
[B]12:04 PM[/B] As Joe's rocket goes off, North Korea sends a missile towards it. Joe jumps out the rocket and parachutes to Uganda, Africa.
[B]12:07 PM[/B] - The North Korean missile falls into the ocean.
[b]12:10[/b] - Joe CXVI watches as the missile crashes in to the sea. He farts out of fear. Grey and white feathers come out.
~[i]was it really a dream????[/i]~
[B]12:11 PM[/B] Joe notices he had a chicken stuck in his ass since birth. After removing the chicken, he notices how uncomfortable he is without it so he sticks it back in.
[B]12:34 PM[/B] Joe's OCD goes crazy realizing the digits of time are all one number ahead of each other. He swims out of the sea with a chicken in his butt and ends up on the island of Maui.
[B]12:44[/B] strolls along the beach until he reaches a giant KFC restaurant.
[b]12:46[/b] A famished KFC customer bursts out from the restaurant and lunges towards the chicken stuck in joe's rectum. The savage customer hungrily devours it in seconds, he compliments joe on his cooking once he finishes.
[B]12:50 PM[/B] Joe realizes he hasn't fapped since morning. He goes home and jerks his 5 inch dick.
[B]12:52 PM0[/B] Joe watches amazed as his penis grows 10 inches, as a reward from the god of masturbation. He cries at its majesty.
[B]12:53 PM[/B] Joe decides to stare at the sun.
[B]12:54 PM[/B] Joe stops staring at the sun
[B]12:55[/B]Joe needs to shave the dead layer of eye so he can see again.
[B]1:15 PM[/B] Joe has been wandering around for 20 minutes, temporarily blind, because he decided to stare at the sun. He manages to find something to take the singed layer off of his eye. A sharp piece of glass infected with aids.
[B]1:20 PM[/B] Joe learns of a rumor originating from Africa, that if you have sex with teens, you'll be cured of AIDS(no joke, some people really believe that there...)
[B]1:56 PM[/B] Joe leaves the village regretting what he's done.
[B]2:00 PM[/B] Joe, inflicted with AIDS visits a voodoo expert to have it cured.
[B]2:30 PM[/B] - Joe, after getting a referral from his GP, visits the medical office of Spencer, Spencer and Ngenzokwami where he is told by his new Witch Doctor that he has been placed under a curse. Doctor Ngenzokwami suggests that the curse might be broken by ejaculating on a chicken and then drowning it at the fork where two rivers meet.
[B]3:00 PM[/B] Joe is now clean and on a flight back home.
[B]3:40 PM[/B] - Joe realizes he is part of Al-Qaeda and hijacks the plane and aims for New York.
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