The daily life of Joe Schmoe

[Dr.Critic]

[B]3:50 PM[/B] - Joe realizes that he can't fly planes. It promptly plummets into the Atlantic.

[Flazer210]

[b]4:01 PM[/b] - Joe hits the Start button and returns to shore.

[MazerRackham]

[B]4:20 PM[/B] - Joe marks the holiest time of day by torching one like a ninja boss.

[blessed]

[B]4:21 PM [/B] - Joe misses his favorite sitcom intro by one minute