Your mama's so dumb she tried to divide by zero and succeded.
You mama's so fat she needs a liposuction. :downs:
Yo mamma is so fat, the recursive function int yourMom{ (return yourMom()}; causes a stack overflow.
Yo momma is yo momma.
Yo mommas teeth is so yellow the sun was jealous
Yo mommas so fat she wakes up in layers
Yo Mama So Ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.
Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public.
Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.
Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did.
Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record by cats.
Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Yo momma is like a swing, everyone gets a turn.
The shame.. :saddowns:
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If you don't get it, you need to go faster than the speed of light to escape her gravity.
:suicide:
Your mother is so fat that I needed to make an awful joke about it.
Yo momma is so fat, she will likely suffer heart disease and die a premature death.
yo mama is so fat that she developed diabeetus and had to call Liberty Mutual to get her diabeetus testing supplies.
...
:suicide:
Yo mama so fat, We're in her right now.
Yo mama so old, she cums dust.
*blow chalk in their face*
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Yo mama's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn
Yo mama thinks yo mama jokes are mean
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