WAYT: The lost souls of Shit-Post *fluffs u tail* uwu
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Just found out my ex of 3 years is with this gaged-eared freak with a violent temper.
Kind of feel like I'm going to puke.
Now I'm living in terror that the fucking freak is going to hurt her or my son.
Back from the hospital. Honestly a bit surprised that I was there for such a short time, I expected the visit to take a bit longer.
In any case, I was fortunate and only managed to dislocate my arm from the socket. Still not entirely sure how lifting a case of water managed to make that happen, but at least I didn't fuck up my rotator cuff like my friend was thinking.
[QUOTE=Xubs;52004864]44 minute hospital visit? damn where do you live[/QUOTE]
About 3 minutes away from a hospital, and less than a minute from a fire station in the uptown area of my city. Relatively good location, really.
the other day there was a wasp trying to make a hive by my back door
he died but it seems another tried and died from the poison i shot at the hive. this was a big-ass wasp :worried:
So imagine if a really fat woman just crashes through your roof, but the back of her pants are attached to a wrecking ball chain. I need to know your exact first thought about that without lying.
[QUOTE=xZippy;52005067]So imagine if a really fat woman just crashes through your roof, but the back of her pants are attached to a wrecking ball chain. I need to know your exact first thought without lying.[/QUOTE]
She's buying me a new house.
nothin like a good cup of chocolate milk at 3 am
[QUOTE=RichyZ;52005077]Laughing crying emoji gun emoji italian hand gesture emoji zzz emoji[/QUOTE]
Ronald it will be Oh Kay I believe in you
[QUOTE=Xubs;52005095]donald mcdonald[/QUOTE]
Omg I had McDonald's earlier and I was blown away they gave us a table number and brought the food to us and it wasn't in bags or wrappers it was like prepared in a little paper tray and everything it was the most incredible experience I've ever had
Getting compliments on my english writing skills feels weird but nice at the same time.
my mom saves bees from drowning in the backyard she is the bee mom
[QUOTE=MissingNoGuy;52005126]my mom saves bees from drowning in the backyard she is the bee mom[/QUOTE]
In the Banjo-Kazooie games if you touch water with the bee transformation you can't even swim you just go straight into fly mode, so there's that.
[QUOTE=xZippy;52005181]In the Banjo-Kazooie games if you touch water with the bee transformation you can't even swim you just go straight into fly mode, so there's that.[/QUOTE]reminds me of the time a bee was trapped in my little backyard house and i went up to the poor weakened bee, put out my finger and let him crawl up onto it before taking him outside where he flew off to find some water
Front row of 2000 people
Feels good
[t]https://f.lewd.se/puuFDl_tmp_18795-IMG_20170324_191239357064755.jpg[/t]
:weeb: nivht
I've been up all night and only now have I actually done 2 paragraphs for my essay. Anyways I should be heading to bed now. Night :dogsleep:
I hate video games but I especially hate nuketown
only losers play on nuketown
kiwi wishes he was a nerd
You both have anime avatars so your both nerds
NOW KISS
[QUOTE=Kiwi;52005420]im dying reading this post
first mis gendered and now discriminated against
calling the feds[/QUOTE]
god dude you're such a fucking wannabe nerd
why are you bullying kiwi
[QUOTE=Kiwi;52005431]i would kiss nova
then i'd hit him in the nuts and blue ball him :')[/QUOTE]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/KXDzVaB.jpg[/t]
silence dweebs
:dog:
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