WAYT: The lost souls of Shit-Post *fluffs u tail* uwu
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finally called the grocery store
deli manager wasn't in put i left message and said i would take the job
being an adult is hard and scary
[QUOTE=Kurahk;51979141]finally called the grocery store
deli manager wasn't in put i left message and said i would take the job
being an adult is hard and scary[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of the time I actually got a call back from an application for the exact same thing. Only difference was I had a nervous breakdown and accidentally hung up...
Good luck, don't be me.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/0AKKaoJ.png[/t]
god fucking dammit
[editline]18th March 2017[/editline]
they knew what they were doing
it was on purpose
they released this game on steam specifically to make this joke in the trailer
[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;51977918]I was PUI last night tbh but I made sure not to shitpost gotta be a smart drunk not a silly billy off of jimmy (walker)[/QUOTE]
me and u both b'y
Why don't Catholics eat meat on Fridays? I'll tell you why: because the Pope owns Long John Silvers.
i hope on newpunch it doesn't show your join date but instead shows you how many hours/minutes/seconds
you've wasted of your life
no more join date elitism just losers
I'd rather not be reminded about how much time I've spent actually
2-5 second in part is avatar worthy imo
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;51979341][t]http://i.imgur.com/0AKKaoJ.png[/t]
god fucking dammit
[editline]18th March 2017[/editline]
they knew what they were doing
it was on purpose
they released this game on steam specifically to make this joke in the trailer[/QUOTE]
Thats some of the best market positioning I've seen in a while.
[QUOTE=VenomousBeetle;51979438]I'd rather not be reminded about how much time I've spent actually[/QUOTE]
exactly though
it's genius
Man why are tires so goddamn expensive. $287 for two bottom of the barrel scrub-tier tires.
i watched your name
its a good film
i cried at the end :cry:
What does your body odor smell like??? Version 1
Onions
no like after u wake up from a few sips and you've been grubbin
[editline]18th March 2017[/editline]
deodorant isnt body odor wtf
follow the damn rules
I smell like wet canard
going to jail for being too damn handsome
[QUOTE=Craptasket;51979810]I smell like wet canard[/QUOTE]
a wet rumor
weird
[editline]18th March 2017[/editline]
how is ur weekends going?
woke up had coffee had beer gotta get lizard food
hbu
[QUOTE=Craptasket;51979827][img]https://i.imgur.com/XOhQiQT.png[/img][/QUOTE]
we dont have airplanes in newfoundland
[editline]18th March 2017[/editline]
we got ducks tho
do you guys call farts "low flying ducks" its my favirote word for fart
I smell like old car parts when i don't shower
I smell of sex
its weird that peoples body odors smell different
I know this guy called robert and he's the smelliest motherfucker alive, he was one of those "edge lords kids" except he's 27 now and still trying to hang out with highschool kids, I think something is wrong with him mentally because he's always saying this weird shit but on the other hand i cant fucking stand him. I have so many stories of this guy. He had a speech impediment too where he couldn't pronounce his R's so when he was saying this weird edgy shit it'd come out hilarious
shit like "i am the alpha and the omega. the beginning and the end" but with a really strong speech impediment
ahh good times
I smell like wet dreams
I'm thinking of playing some more Twilight Princess later this afternoon, but I don't know if I actually will.
