WAYT: The lost souls of Shit-Post *fluffs u tail* uwu

[Captain]

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;51985443]Whats everyone's beauty regimen?[/QUOTE]

I sigh into the mirror for 5 minutes.

Then I take a shower and brush my teeth.

[Demohamtheyum]

i'm hungry again

this pillow seems like a nice snack

[HookerVomit]

I think i go overboard with mine :/

[Novangel]

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;51985443]Whats everyone's beauty regimen?[/QUOTE]

Facial and body scrubs, muscle tone exercises, regular shaving/washing, large fries and coke please.

[Novangel]

If you aren't bathing in the blood of virgins you need more iron in your beauty regime tbh

[HookerVomit]

I wash my face with this if im lazy (twice)

[img]http://www.thisfrugallife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Original-Bar-Soap.jpg[/img]

But if i was sweaty and out all day, I wash my face with this first,

[img]http://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/51089223?wid=520&hei=520&fmt=pjpeg[/img]

then this, (using a face scrubber)

[img]http://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/10770239?wid=520&hei=520&fmt=pjpeg[/img]

then I spray my face with this and wipe with cotton pads or a polyester cloth

[img]https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LDWUtFSJnpc/V8ZdojI4XXI/AAAAAAAAFA4/QGIhcY38wwMJarwlZyoCrxRP7VXuOZFsQCEw/s1600/IMG_4618.JPG[/img]

then I rub this under my eyes

[img]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31ccHw-MbnL.jpg[/img]

then I rub this all over my face

[img]https://media.swansonvitamins.com/images/items/master/LFH076.png[/img]

then i rub this on top of it

[img]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61wVQIDPlVL._SY355_.jpg[/img]

then i put this on my lips

[img]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41qMbrmyo3L._SY355_.jpg[/img]

and in the mornings, I wash with which ever soap i use at night then I spray with the cucumber stuff

then I put on this sunscreen

[img]http://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/16576941?wid=450&hei=450&fmt=pjpeg[/img]

and then I put on this moisturizer

[img]http://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/51148473?wid=520&hei=520&fmt=pjpeg[/img]

I think Im obsessed with beauty products.
Makeup is nothing compared to a great facial or soap bar.

Speaking of soap bar, I sniff this before bed because it smells like Gods asshole.

[img]https://static1.squarespace.com/static/52bf4e11e4b035c2f1f7d593/52bf5796e4b0816e9a8cc692/52bf84cee4b0c451deab4285/1388283087721/O%2BM%2BH.jpg[/img]

[editline]19th March 2017[/editline]

[QUOTE=Xubs;51985468]what do you do i love to know makeupy stuff[/QUOTE]

i dont do makeup, its all about beauty products. I have about 30 more soaps and 50 more products i have yet to use because im a hoarder and im in love with spa shit.

[Ramona Flowers]

so much stuff

[HookerVomit]

[QUOTE=ZnT00;51985500]so much stuff[/QUOTE]

its honestly worth it. People come up to me and ask me what i use on my skin and say i have perfect skin blah blah blah

[Novangel]

Do you actually use that oatmeal soap? Seems like a nightmare to clean up afterwards

[Demohamtheyum]

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;51985496]-a ton of skincare stuff-[/QUOTE]

jesus fucking christ that's alot of stuff

so does that mean your skin is as soft as babby?

[Ramona Flowers]

[QUOTE=HookerVomit;51985507]its honestly worth it. People come up to me and ask me what i use on my skin and say i have perfect skin blah blah blah[/QUOTE]

i got a lot of work to do lol my skin is terrible

[cat ass]

[QUOTE=Novangel;51985511]Do you actually use that oatmeal soap? Seems like a nightmare to clean up afterwards[/QUOTE]
Free food tho

[EmilyVasquez]

craptasket is the most attractive mod.

[Captain]

The most attractive mod is the Micheal Jackson mod for Oblivion.

[Zufeng]

I never washed my face with facial soap.
Should i be worried?

[HookerVomit]

[QUOTE=Novangel;51985511]Do you actually use that oatmeal soap? Seems like a nightmare to clean up afterwards[/QUOTE]

I havent gotten around to using it. I mostly sniff it in the morning before work and at night before bed. I know that sounds insane, but its the most relaxing scent.

I sniff my coffee soap/scrub too. Oh my god -__-

[img]https://dtpmhvbsmffsz.cloudfront.net/posts/2016/08/15/57b232db4e8d17f43700dbb9/m_57b232db4e8d17f43700dbbb.jpg[/img]

I have 2 jars of the stuff.

I should do a video on all my things

[Ramona Flowers]

[QUOTE=Xubs;51985529]i do some makeup... i think i look ugly without it...[/QUOTE]

pretty

[HookerVomit]

[QUOTE=Demohamtheyum;51985514]jesus fucking christ that's alot of stuff

so does that mean your skin is as soft as babby?[/QUOTE]

it isssss. I also extract once a week using a 15x mirror with an LED light and this extractor

[img]https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1PWHzOVXXXXaYXVXXq6xXFXXXy/Cankeep-5pcs-Antibacter-Acne-Needle-Silver-font-b-Gold-b-font-Blackhead-Pimples-Extractor-Removal-font.jpg[/img]

its so gross in yet so fulfilling and your skin is smooth af.

I have the first one.

[editline]20th March 2017[/editline]

[QUOTE=Zufeng;51985535]I never washed my face with facial soap.
Should i be worried?[/QUOTE]

as long as it isnt too harsh for your skin

[Ramona Flowers]

what are those things and what do they do

[HookerVomit]

[QUOTE=Xubs;51985553]yes yes yesss! i lost one of those damn things, i need another one of those...

my stupid older sister took mine to australia with her, i was thinking about getting a new one earlier today but i was blanking on the name.[/QUOTE]

i want to try the new suction ones i saw on youtube. It sucks the oil right out of your skin.

[meowmynips]

my beauty regiment is to brush my teeth once a week and never comb my hair or shower and its working p good

[Reagy]

So I remember back on Thursday I said I'd be changing my file host, it's done.

[url]https://horobox.co.uk/[/url]

Works with shareX because its modified pomf, if you need somewhere where the files wont go poof you can use this, been running it since 2011 and I don't plan on ending it anytime soon, hopefully it stays out of the way of the lists so it doesn't get hammered, I'd rather not hack in another user system on an uploader like I did previously.

[Ramona Flowers]

my beauty regiment is to walk into traffic

theres so much stuff

i do none of it

i feel even more uggo than usual

[HookerVomit]

[QUOTE=ZnT00;51985554]what are those things and what do they do[/QUOTE]

TRIGGER WARNING: Goop

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLjXIWLYYSM[/media]

[editline]20th March 2017[/editline]

when you do this, please use a steaming hot towel on your face for a few moments before you do it because you can end up tearing your skin and cause scars

[editline]20th March 2017[/editline]

[QUOTE=ZnT00;51985565]my beauty regiment is to walk into traffic

theres so much stuff

i do none of it

i feel even more uggo than usual[/QUOTE]

you most likely dont need to do it. I do it because it makes me feel nice. Also, i dont drink enough water so my skin is thirstier than a fuckboy

[Novangel]

[QUOTE=ZnT00;51985554]what are those things and what do they do[/QUOTE]

P sure the third tool is a torture tool

[Zufeng]

Usually,i removed blackheads on my nose just by using a cloth

[Demohamtheyum]

[QUOTE=Kiwi;51985557][url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1557315[/url]
GOD I LOVE THIS FORUM.[/QUOTE]

what
the
christ

is wrong with that thread OP

i might be slightly wrong in the head but i think that's just
kinda
gross

[meowmynips]

ketchup chips :dogcited:

[Ramona Flowers]

People talk about horsepower, but they forget about donkeypower. That's the power to stay chill and be good buds.

[MissingNoGuy55]

if breath of the wild had sucked me in today, i would have been off facepunch for half a week

just narrowly missed the 5 day mark