WAYT: The lost souls of Shit-Post *fluffs u tail* uwu - General

i awake its a nice day outside and my window is open the only thing missing is a nice gold glass of shitty powdered iced tea but we don't have any of that

should i tell you guys what i name my avatar files well too bad i'm gonna tell you anyway we've got [chins.png deep inside you're a lesbian too.png everything is a lie.png gold avatar i'll never get to use.png i could 64x64 all of these but then they'd look fucking ugly.png i have a folder for all these goddamn images and it's not even over 10 images.png i spent 3 hours on this and i don't know why.png i tried a million times to make this look good.png once you sin you can't be not gulity.png] i have now come to the thrilling conclusion that i give most of my avatar files really long names for no real reason. maybe i should make them even longer

TIL the Japanese version of Rhythm Heaven for the Wii, "Rhythm Tengoku", had an exclusive endless mini game called Manzai Birds. [video]https://youtu.be/xdcKicUYVek[/video] They're based off Manzai, a Japanese comedy skit consisting of at least two people, the idiot and the normal guy. It's hard for me to explain Manzai into words so I'll show you some videos to get the idea of it. [video]https://youtu.be/MgYgLIsMouk[/video] [video]https://youtu.be/EONHbouPSWw[/video]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vykkfDITkQs[/media]

my friend bought me nier because they're great little did i know how much nier hates AMD cards sigh

Should I buy [URL="https://aliexpress.com/store/product/AK47-Automatic-Rifle-Hyper-Reality-Metal-Gun-Model-Assembles-gun-toy-Weapon-Enthusiast-Gift/1595067_32763077730.html"]this[/URL]?

[QUOTE=DaBeaver;52001086]Should I buy [URL="https://aliexpress.com/store/product/AK47-Automatic-Rifle-Hyper-Reality-Metal-Gun-Model-Assembles-gun-toy-Weapon-Enthusiast-Gift/1595067_32763077730.html"]this[/URL]?[/QUOTE] buy a real AK instead.

I wish we lived in a world where it was totally acceptable and easy to use a semi-truck as your main, every day use vehicle semi-trucks are so much fucking cooler than regular cars

[QUOTE=Blind Weasel;52001185]buy a real AK instead.[/QUOTE] An AK isn't enough Get a PKM instead

goodmorning and goodnight i'm off to my rock that i call a bed

[QUOTE=Kiwi;51999695]do you even LIFT[/QUOTE] lift cheeseburg

[QUOTE=Citrus705;52001242]An AK isn't enough Get a PKM instead[/QUOTE] Forget the PKM, get a DShK. [video=youtube;tgXWJEZzFHE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgXWJEZzFHE[/video]

Going to sleep. Good morning.

Welp, woke up today with a full-blown case of the flu. So much for the plans I had laid out for the next week.

I had a dream where I was the person maintaining a cryogenic colony ship and I discovered that the ship was about to lose all power and go adrift, so I had to manually pull the plug on every compartment of frozen people so they could die instead of being frozen for all eternity. Then I was traumatized because I heard all their last thoughts so I went out into space, threw my jacket and a sword I randomly had into space before kicking off the hull and letting my dead body drift off into the distance. Then I saw that the sword landed on a random planet eons later and became the holy item of some mystical civilization, with a shrine built around it where it landed. But then I also had another dream where I snuck aboard a moving ship to retrieve my backpack that I left on board, while parkouring across the bulkheads with Hugh Jackman, while Winona Ryder sent armed guards after both of us. Please call 911 my brain is trying to commit suicide

jonchron dies

[QUOTE=ZnT00;52001491]jonchron dies[/QUOTE] His birds could die of grief

jontron will live on in my heart and my balls

[QUOTE=Kurahk;52001518]jontron will live on in my heart and my balls[/QUOTE] jonchtron

[QUOTE=burgerdemon;52001512]His birds could die of grief[/QUOTE] i hope his birds are not racist :(

just found out that apparently my virus scanner has just been not running for like, the past month oh boy

[QUOTE=ZnT00;52001524]i hope his birds are not racist :([/QUOTE] Birds do not see ethnicity they just see friends

Hello I Am JonTron And This, Mein Kampf, Is My Favourite Book Ever. You Hear About Nietzsche? Ech

[QUOTE=burgerdemon;52001557]Birds do not see ethnicity they just see friends[/QUOTE] birds kill any birds that are less pretty colors the bird hierarchy is merciless and very flamboyant they are the most racist

oh boy more jontron shitting i did nazi this coming

I always see crows ganging up on other birds they will fight anything even owls and buzzards

there is no peace amongst birds bunch of bipolar crazies

Every day there are multiple dog fights over the fields behind my house it's hard living so close to a warzone

[QUOTE=burgerdemon;52001575]I always see crows ganging up on other birds they will fight anything even owls and buzzards[/QUOTE] ive seen pigeons do the same to crows at my cram school like a dozen pigeons went postal on a crow that tried to get some birdseed in a feeder

[QUOTE=burgerdemon;52001583]Every day there are multiple dog fights over the fields behind my house it's hard living so close to a warzone[/QUOTE] save them