742: That uncircumsized penis looks like doggy dong.
743: Plumbers never get the job done
744: Tits look good when wet
745: women can apparently also ejaculate when orgasming
[editline]24th October 2011[/editline]
("squirting" = "female ejaculation")
800. every situation ends up in sex
I can't do none of these things :(
586. that there are a lot of unsatisfied girls looking for sex in my city
799. When (uncircumsized) men masturbate, their foreskin is dragged unnaturally far back
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;32943866]799. When (uncircumsized) men masturbate, their foreskin is dragged unnaturally far back[/QUOTE]
Uhmm why do you know this
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;32943892]Uhmm why do you know this[/QUOTE]
Videos of cumshots in face, mouth etc.
800. There's always a hole in the bottom of the pizza box, always!
Well i guess that's that folks
[QUOTE=znk666;32945402]Well i guess that's that folks[/QUOTE]
We missed 54 of them
745 goes straight to 799
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;32943547]I can't do none of these things :([/QUOTE]
including speak english. while living in america
there aren't even 300 posts on here
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[QUOTE=Uncut Alias;35215469]there aren't even 300 posts on here[/QUOTE]
WELCUM TO THE FORUMS STRANGER. TAKE A SEAT. RELAX. COOL UR JETS.
801. Women who watch porn are only there for the story
802. Women are always willing.
my dick is tiny
805. That once you cum, everything quickly becomes very disgusting.
806. Women are very spit more then men.
807. Cum must taste good.
808. Teeth are bad on your dick
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