• 800 Things We Learned from Porn
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[QUOTE=TailsPrower]65. Dogs are man's (or woman's) best friend.[/QUOTE] What porn do you watch?
67. Sometimes using a condom can be a good idea. Especially if you've seen the girl 20 times before with a new guy each time.
68. Cock goes here 69. Mommys a movie star. :D .... :(
70. If your girlfriend catches you fucking another woman, she will join in.
71. REAL girls have little have little or no respect for guys that watch porn. 72. Guys who watch porn are probably shit in relationships 73. It's actually very sad.
Gurant and Piggy watch porn together V:v:V
74. Disregard above statements 75. Men can withstand a 10 minute bj and then 10 minutes of penetration without busting.
Being given head, you will not come.
X: All female students are busty and horny :v:
78. Girls say they are cumming i don't see anything. By the way here's a pointer, just remember two inches in rub up and the clit really hard...they will thank you. :excited:
[QUOTE=Nautsabes]X: All female students are busty and horny :v:[/QUOTE] 79. Cockroaches love to cuddle with you while watching busty and horny female students :v:
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE]71. REAL girls have little have little or no respect for guys that watch porn. 72. Guys who watch porn are probably shit in relationships 73. It's actually very sad.[/QUOTE] 80. Then we wouldn't respect very many men. 81. My boyfriend watches a fuckload of porn, he's anything but shit. 82. Not really, it's what to expect.
83. The camera will switch to the guys face/balls/something as soon as you're about to bust. :argh:
84. Chicks never have headaches. 85. Girls are always surprised seeing a dick.
86. I can be ugly as shit, and get hot girls, as long as I have tattoo's and a big dick.
[QUOTE=AshweeFTFW]Gurant and Piggy watch porn together V:v:V[/QUOTE] good for them? :raise:
...I was just saying
87. Camera person loves to zoom in on guy's balls for some reason.
34. If it exists there's porn of it
88. There is always a conversation in the background and it's always funny.
X. Straight girls turn bisexual at the instant of a threesome.
you'll find porn for typing what seems to be irrelevant words in such situations
90. I :heart: porn.
92: Women always orgasm 93: Women constantly beg to "Put it in my pussy"
letter's is 91 and yours is 92, 93.
94. My parents aren't porn stars.
95. My right arm will be much stronger than my left.
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE]71. REAL girls have little have little or no respect for guys that watch porn. 72. Guys who watch porn are probably shit in relationships 73. It's actually very sad.[/QUOTE] Coming from someone who's name is HARDCORERAPE... 96. Chris Hansen likes rape.
97. No one does missionary. That really doesn't make any sense, Isn't that the most basic sexual act?
98. To wish rule 34 didn't exist.
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