100. The story lines always end up with hardcore 30minute sex.
101. The sybian, when used correctly, is a powerful tool.
[url]http://www.tube8.com/teen/caroline-sybian-full/14732/[/url]
102. During intercourse, all women look around searching for a camera to stare at. All men always remain completely focused on the task at hand.
103. All married women cheat on their husbands. All of them.
104. I suck at sex :(
105. if you can't pay for food, get something delivered and then have sex with the delivery person
106. Squirting is dangerous if you get caught in the range of that thing (possibly a few feet in radius)
107. RedTube is the most Website viisted in World, in France is YouPorn :-D
108. Sex exists.
109. Sex posistions.
110: JACK OFF JANUARY HERE I COME (litterally)
89. When the girls is taking the dick out of the guys pants shes always spits it
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Ups i mean 111
112. Women always seem to moan while giving a blowjob.
113. The only time you see big tits in asia is in a comic book.
114. You suck at life.
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[QUOTE=hansjurgen]34. If it exists there's porn of it[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.ctsfw.edu/_images/chapel/organ.jpg[/url]
I dare you, I double dare you!
115. People shitting and pissing on eachother i a act of love and passion.
116. Cockroaches ruins your fapping for 6 months
117. My best friend is gay.
118. Just about every woman wears a thong.
119. Porn is fake, most of it anyway.
120. She-males are real.
121. It thought today's generation of 12 year olds how babies are made!!
122. Crappy storylines always end with an hour of sex.
123. The five minute video has been buffering for half an hour now.
124. All men are steroid-injected dolts who make funny faces D:
125. All women have stiff, weird looking breasts.
126. If you focus on a woman's nipples, they have bumps on them.
127. One breast is perfect, the other looks like a balloon with a bump on it.
128. You fap to some weird porn and you often feel bad or guilty afterwards. Especially when it involves a cup.
129. ^ What the hell did you do.
130. All women are anorexic whores.
131. All students have sex with their teachers who, surprisingly, have huge tits, a fat ass, and a beautiful face.
132. How to have sex?
133. The penis goes in the vagina.
134.Blow jobs [b]always[/b] come first.
[QUOTE=LEETSEPEAK]80. Then we wouldn't respect very many men.
81. My boyfriend watches a fuckload of porn, he's anything but shit.
82. Not really, it's what to expect.[/QUOTE]
A GIRL ON THE INTERNET?! IMPOSSIBLE! :downs:
X: If a babysitter fucks the child's dad, the mother will want a three-way between them.
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