[QUOTE=wulfe8857]ZOMG A GIRL ON THE INTERNET?! IMPOSSIBLE! :downs:
X: If a babysitter fucks the child's dad, the mother will want a three-way between them.[/QUOTE]
Protip: It's not a girl.
Girls do not have anime avatars.
[QUOTE=FN57]Protip: It's not a girl.
Girls do not have anime avatars.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LEETSEPEAK]81. My boyfriend watches a fuckload of porn, he's anything but shit.[/QUOTE]
WHAT
X: People never wear any sort of underwear.
X: 4chan
Said Number : Girls know you watch porn.
X: You learn great positions.
x: My wife will cheat on me for free pizza.
135. 99% of scenarios with women end in sex
[QUOTE=slogsdon]134.Blow jobs [b]always[/b] come first.[/QUOTE]
x: Blowjobs come before, during and after sex.
x: Boys don't always have penises, girls don't always have vaginas
x: There's always muscular men that get's to fuck women.
139: Porn fails. Seriously,nude pictures=Hot,not slutty nude pics,but beatiful nude models.And what exactly in porn fails? "[B]HOT SLUT BANGED THEM CUMSHOT THEN IMPALED AND RARARA[/B]" Seriously. NUDE MODELS=WAY BETTER THAN PORN.
[QUOTE=FN57]Protip: It's not a girl.
Girls do not have anime avatars.[/QUOTE]
Protip: That's my girlfriend.
X: The guys cock is always bigger than the girls forarm.
140: Women always orgasm, shooting huge amounts of urine often refered to as 'squirting'
Seriously, how far from reality can porn get?
[QUOTE=AshweeFTFW][b]Protip: That's my girlfriend.[/b]
X: The guys cock is always bigger than the girls forarm.[/QUOTE]
Protip: [b]ZING![/b]
141: Cum belongs on a woman's face, no where else.
[QUOTE=AshweeFTFW]Protip: That's my girlfriend.
X: The guys cock is always bigger than the girls forarm.[/QUOTE]
they were talking about leet. not me. unless you're having an affair.
that porn stars are really bad actors..
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE]they were talking about leet. not me. unless you're having an affair.[/QUOTE]
I think he might be a little embarrassed when he realises that.
[QUOTE=Jack Bryce]I think he might be a little embarrassed when he realises that.[/QUOTE]
...Dammit.
oshi- your right.
142) Counting to 800 is harder than we thought. But is made easier whilst fucking someone.
143. If you are gay. You should look in the gay-category on redtube.
Then, kill you're self.
144. Women are much more comfortable wearing their high heels while fucking (and nothing else)
145. The bigger the cock is, the shorter the scenario is.
146. Any woman will randomly have sex with you after any conversation.
147. Pornactors are better actors than Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris
148. The Sacred Rule- Dont be a dummy, Cum on her tummy
[b]Edit:[/b]
148. The sacred rule - Don't be a dummy, Cum on her tummy
149. According to hentai, cum flows for minutes like a waterfall
150. women reach orgasm before any physical contact has begun.
151. I last longer in real life than watching porn.
[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE]they were talking about leet. not me. unless you're having an affair.[/QUOTE]
Hahahaha! Oh man you fucked up there Buddy. Thank you Ashee I laughed so hard.
##) The only way to heal a gunshot to the leg is a blowjob and tons of sex. Learned that from Trailer Trash Nurses.
153. [B]Never[/B] go ass to mouth
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war]##) The only way to heal a gunshot to the leg is a blowjob and tons of sex. Learned that from Trailer Trash Nurses.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the tip, will search.
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