^55. The guy always jerks of in her face when he takes it out.
155. without porn would i never know where the clitoris is...
156. Over 90% of the girls have fake tities.
157. Ellie Idol is the funniest girl in porn.
158. Upon unzipping the guys pants the woman is always surprised to find a penis there.
[QUOTE=kaffebönan]158. Upon unzipping the guys pants the woman is always surprised to find a penis there.[/QUOTE]
It'd would be so funny if some guy managed to rick roll a girl doing that. She just unzips his pants and discovers a small screen with Rick Astley singing on it.
[QUOTE=Jack Bryce]It'd would be so funny if some guy managed to rick roll a girl doing that. She just unzips his pants and discovers a small screen with Rick Astley singing on it.[/QUOTE]
Someone make a .gif now!
159. Rape doesn't exist
160. So, you [b]CAN[/b] bend that way! :raise:
161. No matter who you are, if you happen to be in a shower with a person of the same sex (two girls), there will be hot music playing to spur the moment.
162. Nothing is real.
163. As a M.I.L.F hunter you're automatically given the power to find horny, slutty, and easily seduced hot moms in children toy stores, zoo, and other kid friendly place, but yet they have no kids with them. Anywhere!
164. Gay furries (oify) are cool.
DON'T FLAME ME.
(Removed by myself)
166. Waffle porn.
167. Porn produces RawRKat's tits.
168. "Becoming Pregnant" is an illusion in pornos.
169. is the sum of 13^2
and has the number 69
which they do
170. When you're about to climax, the camera will zoom in on the guy's pasty ass.
[QUOTE=Aasokeo;19885588]170. When you're about to climax, the camera will zoom in on the guy's pasty ass.[/QUOTE]
171. That's how people became gay.
172. Is bondage porn really real? the breast turns awfully purple
173. porn stars must be mutants, they never get STDS
174 All men are circumcised
175 It doesn't matter which hole you use
Edit:
Why the hell did I think we were at 154?
176 rule 34 exists, rule 35 is close behind
177 rubbing hot sauce on a rash does not relieve itching.
[QUOTE=Pleather;12749632]159. Rape doesn't exist[/QUOTE]
Check Rape on Xvideos.com, it's there
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178. Interracial porn always has a pasty retard-ish looking chick.
179. Girls like to eat shit from a cup.
180. chicks like getting facials from rubber dicks that pump buckets of cum
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;20951086]Check Rape on Xvideos.com, it's there
[editline]12:12AM[/editline]
178. Interracial porn always has a pasty retard-ish looking chick.[/QUOTE]
Im guessing that the site will be banned next year in Aus
181. The best job in the world is being a plumber.
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