182. MILF backstorys are always so fucktarded
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[QUOTE=GawdOfROFLS;19886896]purple
173. porn stars must be mutants, they never get STDS[/QUOTE]
There all checked thoroughly for STDs constantly and make sure they don't become "dirty".
183. Girls loved to be cockslapped
184. Unplugging speakers makes it harder for parents to catch you.
185. they always go "Oh yeah!" or moan even when theres nothing going on
[QUOTE=Way Of Life;12814226]164. Gay furries (oify) are cool.
DON'T FLAME ME.[/QUOTE]
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799. Virgins aren't that innocent
[QUOTE=executed rat;20958574]799. Virgins aren't that innocent[/QUOTE]
Learn to count
136: All porn is suddenly disgusting or filthy after you come
185. learn to count guys!
186. Surround sound was a solid investment.
187. Asian men aren't in porn
188. Your dick is not a play toy
189. If a polish dude starts to dance in the background, turn the video off.
190. Women enjoy having a huge camera in their face while having sex.
191.Yes a cucumber can actually fit there.
192.
Anime women ALWAYS SCREAM THEIR HEADS OFF When they are even a tiny bit close to the CLIMAX.
159. women never get pregnant, no matter the amount of cum being strewn about.
160. Men can continue having sex even after cumming 8 times.
I think you guys mean 193 and 194.
195: A MILF does means anyone over 30 regardless of whether or not they're a mother.
196: Tittyfucking a girl gives them as much pleasure as intercourse.
197: Can't find a hole, stick it in a roll.
198. dicks is not supposed to be used in horses :3:
[QUOTE=VG Cats;12647533]X: redtube is king[/QUOTE]
Nowai man. Jizzonline's where it's at (google).
199. It never matters if you cum in a girl's vagina.
200: God Damnit I should've waited for the second half!
201: Facefucking a girl can be messy.
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;20957851]185. they always go "Oh yeah!" or moan even when theres nothing going on
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It's Call of Duty 7!! Look at those graphics!!
202. HOT EMO NUDE PICTURES CLICK HERE BUY NOW!
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[QUOTE=bregitta;12643004]41. Penises are ugly
42. Vaginas are ugly[/QUOTE]
so what do you have??
[QUOTE=dseda100;29318551]so what do you have??[/QUOTE]
A combination of both.
203. They only suck each other on gay porn, boring as fuck
193. Bumping a 2 year old thread twice after months of inactivity is perfectly ok
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