• 800 Things We Learned from Porn
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194. When in doubt, whip it out
195.Hermaphrodites have penises bigger than I and everyone else in my neighborhood's dicks combined
american black men have big dicks and are irresistible to asian women [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5i4kKPF8q0[/media]
196. Anal fisting doesn't hurt.
197. All schoolgirls have double pony-tails.
198. All asian men have gigantic bell heads
199. You can have a small penis if you want to be in porn.
204: (hentai) it'll always cut to the ugly monster's face that's raping the girl.
201 - Women enjoy ass to mouth.
202 - What a man's hairy ass looks like. 203 - Cameramen enjoy closeups a little too much.
204. Women have a vagina
205. Uncircumcised men [i]do not exist[/i].
[QUOTE=PivotDJ;21043738]202. HOT EMO NUDE PICTURES CLICK HERE BUY NOW! [/caps][/QUOTE] The link didn't work.
[QUOTE=dseda100;29318551]so what do you have??[/QUOTE] Holy bump batman.
206.Lesbians are the best dam thing every.
207. when there lesbians a dude always comes in for some fun
what is porn? please tell me i never heard of it :/
208. Shemales are hot. sarcasm.png
209. Cum is meant to be jizzed on the woman's face. 210. You should join the adult version of facebook.
[QUOTE=pebkac;29515407]209. Cum is meant to be jizzed on the woman's face. 210. You should join the adult versions of facebook.[/QUOTE] fixed. Shagbook, fuckbook, members join free for limited time due to high number of female users etc. 211: problem STDs?
212: The vagina is a piece of meat in need of tenderizing, so pound it as hard you can.
213. Some men..like to masturbate in women's clothing
214. Camera-men loves zooming in on the boner-killer dick, hates vagina with a passion.
215. Camera-women hates zooming out off the boner-making vagina, loves dick with a passion
[QUOTE=cegrocks;12641483]17. Women enjoy anal [/QUOTE] I know quite a few who do.
653. Facepunch can't count.
216: most womens vaginas are ugly and fucking nasty and dirty and shit.
[QUOTE=Gorden Freemen;29542096]653. Facepunch can't count.[/QUOTE] FROM PORN.
[QUOTE=Str4fe;29546729]FROM PORN.[/QUOTE] WHAT?
653.Women always giggle before sex.
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