800 Things We Learned from Porn

[wasteyboi]

654: Gianna Micheals in one deep sumbitch

[Big D Duchovny]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Pepper;29543361]216: most womens vaginas are ugly and fucking nasty and dirty and shit.[/QUOTE]

Then guess what you will learn from real life.

[StormHammer]

Men prefer to see sudden close up of other men's O-faces suddenly, especially if following a perfect view of a woman's ass and/or titties.

[Lufttygger306]

220. All women have muscular legs

[Ivebo]

221. All women wear high heels [b] ALL. THE. TIME.[/b]

[HolyAltnir]

How did we jump from 654 to 221?

[Warriorx4]

Read the thread and find out.

[Mister Sandman]

756:I will become an incredible object of desire if I take a babysitting job

[chiansawgutsfuc]

761: Wanking over tiny, coloured squares is a possible and plausible alternate to sticking your molecule-pole into a mass of squirming atoms
762: Every pixel really is a single colour :O

[Stormcharger]

59.167.241.92:28930

[Supersheepie]

techno music

[qwertyuio]

724. Having sex with a horse can be dangerous

[dasjoker446]

725. ooooooooooohuhuhuhhhhh oh yeaaaaah!!! yes! Yes! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

[raalph]

726. Women are always shaved.

[TheSmartass]

726. If you're expecting to learn something from a Pornstar, perhaps you should consider the fact that probably most of them can't even read.

[jbthekid]

That the human penis can transform.

[ArctixFawx]

729 - Guys always take 30 minutes to cum

[bull04]

730 - No matter the situation the woman is in, the payback is sex.

[John Egbert]

731 - Your penis size is absolutely incompetent to Ron Jeremy's.

[Mister Sandman]

732. Sex is an acceptable form of currency and can be used to pay any handsome Plumber or TV repairman that you might employ.

[Logic Studio]

733. Rape often turns into a intense sex scene and everyone cums buckets

[Mister Sandman]

734.Do [B]NOT[/B] fuck horses
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[darcy010]

735: Short on cash?

You just need a friend and a cup and you'll be set for life.

[znk666]

736.That penis has other uses than peeing

[Torjuz]

[QUOTE=LetterOpener;12641391]8. Asian men admire the American man's penis for its size and strength, especially the Africans of America.[/QUOTE]

737 - There are no Korean porn movies

[jiggu]

[QUOTE=Torjuz;32939361]737 - There are no Korean porn movies[/QUOTE]
They're busy playing starcraft.

[ottr]

738. Fapping is great

[SABS001]

739. I get hard on mature women.

[The bird Woman]

740. Where the vagina is

[MintyMginty]

741. If you ask your teacher for help on your homework she'll have sex with you.