• You have one jail free card, What crime do you do?
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jaywalk
I'd rub one out in public just to know what full fledged exhibitionism feels like assuming there would be no social repercussion. And for the record, no I am not actually an exhibitionist.
Sexually assault Postal's ass
[QUOTE=Jamie1992GSC;46091452]Robbery. A big one.[/QUOTE] You may get charged for breaking and entering private property as well as theft and you may have to chose one to get a free card for Didn't think of that one now did ya
[QUOTE=MenteR;46092130]-[/QUOTE] im laughing harder at the edit message than the actual post :v:
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;46093391]You may get charged for breaking and entering private property as well as theft and you may have to chose one to get a free card for Didn't think of that one now did ya[/QUOTE] Fuck, guess I'd be left with the sex offender registration on mine then.
I'd use the highway to speed to the max
Kill the guy I hate the most that I know IRL.
[QUOTE=Falkok15;46093427]Kill the guy I hate the most that I know IRL.[/QUOTE] Wow you could've just said that to my face.
Conquer Facepunch and depose Garry Everyone gets an automatic new title : Dr. Critic's bitch
If I got to keep everything - definitely a big robbery. If I didn't, I dunno. Something hilariously weird and complex that would take time to come up with. Like the pineapple revenge or pooping bandit.
steal gum
[QUOTE=Primigenes;46093914]Live as a black person :v: No but seriously steal some shoes or something[/QUOTE] What's the difference?
Execute the Heist of the Century. (Break into the National Treasury and steal 2 billion dollars. Top that Saddam Hussein.)
Steal an expensive as fuck computer, steal the nearest muscle car. Go home, get someone to change the licence plates. Smoke some weed, and i still have my Jail Card. Then keep stealing shit i want until i finally get arrested.
Embezzlement.
I'd steal everyone else's get out of jail free cards.
Big as fuck heist.
I'd make a crazy yet memorable vigilante outfit and do that thing everybody wants to do, but can't, do some serious street-justice 'renovations' to the westboro baptist church...
fart on the prime minister
[QUOTE=Falkok15;46093427]Kill the guy I hate the most that I know IRL.[/QUOTE] Wow. That is what I would do too.
Jay walk.
Download a car.
Break protocol to help somebody.
I won't do anything with it.
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;46094947]Download a car.[/QUOTE] [I]you wouldn't[/I]
steal the krusty krab secret formula
Hmm, I don't want it to be so small I waste the card, but I don't want to commit a crime that will be on my mind for the rest of my life... I think I'll do mass ethnic cleansing, but I'll get away with it! Suck it, Milosevic.
Piracy. Not the computer one. The one as in steal myself a battleship / nuclear submarine and loot the shit out of cargo ships.
Can't think of anything I want enough to steal. Not anyone I want dead, so murder is out. The dastardly thing I want is really unobtainable, and I don't think they put you in jail for it. They might. I don't think the military has even done it before. I want to destroy a town. Not the people, just every brick, pipe, structure, and thing inside it. Reduce it back to muddy dirt. Like it never existed. It's a really crappy town. I believe the people that live in that town, use it as an excuse to do evil things. So I'd like to improve their lives by giving them a fresh start. -edit The more I think about this, I feel less inclined to become entangled with the karma of that evil place and it's denizens. I'd like to change my crime to simply defecating in front of their courthouse door. They would probably think it's funny and start doing it themselves, calling it a festival.
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