• You have one jail free card, What crime do you do?
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Fly a hot air balloon without balloon
When nobody was looking, I'd steal 40 cakes.
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;46095337]When nobody was looking, I'd steal 40 cakes.[/QUOTE] That's as many as 4 tens! You monster!
Is take over the world allowed?
[QUOTE=mushroompizza;46096533]Is take over the world allowed?[/QUOTE] If you could manage it in a single crime, sure.
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;46095337]When nobody was looking, I'd steal 40 cakes.[/QUOTE] that's terrible
Shoot my girlfriend's inconsiderate, two-faced, insensitive, judgmental, meat headed, self-centered, controlling jackass of a father. GOD I fucking hate that guy with a burning passion.
Make counterfeit cards so I can commit as many crimes as I want
Get a job at gamestop and sell a kid gta with no parent approval
For being a cup :v:
jaywalk
Destroy King mobile apps, Wipe candy crush etc off the face of the earth and all the worlds problems will be gone
Jihad
commit a crime
[QUOTE=mini me;46092138]Would kidnap count as one crime? Like you kidnap someone and keep them prisoner for however long..it's still the same kidnap. If yes then kidnap someone famous i haven't decided yet and have a brand new sex toy. Hayley williams i'm lookin' at you! If no ...steal a few Billion pounds for myself and my friends[/QUOTE] um
Beat up Zoe Quinn at siege con this friday.
Murder the bully who made my life a living hell during School.
[QUOTE=Hypervelocity;46104544]Murder the bully who made my life a living hell during School.[/QUOTE] you told him you liked ponies didn't u
[QUOTE=The Soul;46104565]you told him you liked ponies didn't u[/QUOTE] Yeah he stole my pony plushies, pokemon cards and my lunch. Murder is the only option. He also made fun of my pimples, weight, my Doritos-crusted fedora and MLP t-shirt.
Steal all the worlds vodka through an elaborate contraption made of silly straws and failed dreams.
I think i'd just do a big basic robbery of a bank tbh.
I'd either rob a big bank or a government reserve ... or put myself as an unnamed leader of a government in a grand scheme of conspiracies.
Steal a rocket.
[QUOTE=jiggu;46092200]I'd have given it to Nelson Mandela if I could've gone back in time[/QUOTE] I woulda gave it to Wesley Sniper
Remove the "Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law" tag from a mattress.
Maybe like, disregard planning/ property ownership laws and build myself a sicknasty abode in a secluded forest or on a beach.
i've changed my mind I'd steal some toilet roll because I'm at home with no toilet roll and I really need a shit and I don't want to go outside
[QUOTE=Ardosos;46092168]I would commit the worst crime, and pirate a single song I was particularly interested in listening to.[/QUOTE] Death penalty
Find a way to rid the world of a few "reality TV "personalities" ". Because then the world would be a better place. Now to wait until one of them actually croaks and I get arrested because I posted this.
Steal facepunch
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