[QUOTE=mini me;46092138]Would kidnap count as one crime?
Like you kidnap someone and keep them prisoner for however long..it's still the same kidnap.
If yes then kidnap someone famous i haven't decided yet and have a brand new sex toy.
Hayley williams i'm lookin' at you!
If no ...steal a few Billion pounds for myself and my friends[/QUOTE]
u stay the fuck away fuccboi
Partner with some business savvy people and set up a monopoly, preferably on some necessity. If we are successful enough I could just buy off politicians and cops and save my card, if not I use my card and walk away with a good chunk of change.
[QUOTE=imptastick;46110190]Partner with some business savvy people and set up a monopoly, preferably on some necessity. If we are successful enough I could just buy off politicians and cops and save my card, if not I use my card and walk away with a good chunk of change.[/QUOTE]
Start your own local cable TV service then?
Steal all rights of owning the moon, just cause it'd be cool to look onto the night sky and say; "Yeah, that's mine now."
Make Counterfeit "Get out of Jail free" cards
I would shoot justin beiber in the face. Maybe shoot lil wayne even if I got to jail, but hey, maybe the illuminati would spare me another for killing him too.
J-walk thug life
[QUOTE=Durrsly;46105358]Remove the "Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law" tag from a mattress.[/QUOTE]
Seriously though I'd probably operate a pirate radio station.
Download a car.
break into jail
Bomb threat on an airplane. Imagine the frustration the emergency landing would cause to the other passengers.
Assuming this 'get-out-of-jail-free' card also makes you immune to police efforts to stop you, I'd say overthrow the governments just for shits and giggles, and install the Monster Raving Loony Party as our true overlords.
something infamous
I post MLG parody youtube videos all over the place and get banned
Why do something? It'll be great later on if I fuck up
Back-Hand Barack Obama with fury of every Greek god.
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