Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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The class spaz falsely accused of saying something, so the teacher came out and talked to me and I was like what did I say? so she was like " You know what you said " to this day I still hate that kid. Also, the weirdest kid in the school got teased by me and my friends, and for some reason only one of my friends got in trouble, I have no idea why.
I drank gator aid
Fuck Mrs. Mims..
We had a sub, and it is the last five minutes of class. I get bored and make some paper airplane using some extra note paper from another class. Everyone else is just talking, when suddenly the sub decides to "get me in trouble" for making a paper airplane and "wasting paper". Now I'm like the top of the class and all, so the class becomes quiet while she writes a note about the plane.
1. Adjusting a computer's desktop resolution from 800x600. I was "hacking".
2. Pointing out an 11th grade math teacher's mistake that he made on a problem - he was pissed enough to send me to another teacher. Of course that meant I got to do whatever I wanted for the rest of the period so it was win-win.
3. Saying "rojo" (as in the basic Spanish word for red) while in kindergarten. The teacher sent me to the office for "making dumb car noises".
4. Being chewed out for missing the bus because I was nice enough to help clean up after a school concert.
5. Reading a book after turning in a test. Apparently the only options were "do nothing" or "go to sleep". For 3 hours.
And the most asinine of all:
6. Doing nothing. Seriously, how many other people have had teachers who punish an entire class (or even an entire grade) because of the actions of 2 idiots? I've actually had this happen many times throughout school.
in middle school, i got chewed out by the principal because some kid dropped his porno magazine and i happened to get caught when i picked it up with out even looking
another incident, i got sent to the principal's office by my coach, because when i walked in his office i caught him looking through a hustler magazine, and he got all mad. I told him that his secret was safe with me but he made a huge deal out of it and started yelling. I didn't say anything about anything about porn, he was the one yelling for everyone in the locker room to know about it, so he couldn't blame me for gossiping.
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;36865541]Reasons like this is why I held it till I got home, as it always took forever to get to the bathroom after lunch and going home time because every other kid was rushing in there making a line going out of the bathroom and down the hallway
And by the time I would've gotten close to getting in there, oops, too late. you're gonna be late for class. or you'll miss the bus.
yeah..
there was only two bathrooms in the entire school.
1st and 3rd grade got one bathroom and 4th and 5th got the other
Doesn't sound like too many kids but when they're all playing in the sinks and the like, and the teachers aren't paying one bit of attention, it gets crazy[/QUOTE]
My bladder is now made of steel because of elementary school teachers who refuse to let you go to the bathroom during the day.
My automerge noooo.
Oh, this is a good one.
In 4th grade, I made a chart depicting how gay a person looks in a speedo depending on their age.
I threw it away, but my teacher saw it in the trash and got all pissed at me for some reason.
[QUOTE=ntzu;36873787]I used to fuck with computers so bad in my school.
I had bought a nice big portable hard-drive cheap from a friend, and basically loaded Steam and all of my favorite games on it.
It was a class that required somewhat high-end computers so I could play whatever I wanted without too many problems.
I went low-key for a while, and then someone noticed me silently playing call of duty in the back.
It was pretty hard to stay low after that.
Regardless, the teacher enacted some restrictions on the computers, which I easily bypassed and played even more violent games, which got me a nice visit by the techies (who were pissed I got past their shitty security system.) and the principal.
I actually remember several times where I got into a virtual fight with the schools tech guys, they would pull something and then I would put up countermeasures, it was quite fun despite all the trouble I got in.[/QUOTE]
One of my friends goes to a school where every student is issued a laptop. He plays Skyrim and World of Warcraft every day in class. Lucky bastard.
In grade school, 4th I think, me and my friends were hanging out at recess being totally bored because the bullies at the other end of the yard wouldn't tollerate us near the actual playground, and a friend of mine kissed a bug and we were making fun of her or something. Totally benign, between-friends, she was happy and laughing too. But apparently somehow the recess officer found out (maybe we were just being loud) and thought we said she was a "butt kisser" or something, and we all got yelled at/detention. We all thought that was as hilarious as it was stupid.
In my freshmen year at a particularly bad high school, there was this one girl in my grade that acted like she was scared of me or something. I don't remember ever doing or saying anything to her, especially nothing to provoke that. I guess she wasn't actually scared of me, so maybe it was some inside joke I was supposed to get despite never getting any explanation? v:v:v
Then after we high-tailed it out of that hell-hole, I sat through two more years of high school with no problem whatsoever. Best school experience I'd had at that point. So, naturally, I had an English teacher that fucking hated us all, and would randomly throw tantrums and scream at us. She was the most hated teacher in the school short of one of the biology teachers (probably because the English teacher was more amusing to fuck with, and the biology teacher literally taught as if we were fourth graders.) One day we were finishing up a test or quiz or something, and I had to finish one sentence before handing it in and apparently she really wanted it right away, and she spazzed out on me and screamed in my face and sent me to the principal. I of course told the principal I had no fucking clue what her problem was, because knowing her it could be ANYTHING and I probably wasn't even the real cause of her outburst, but I ended up with in-school suspension anyway.
I suppose you could call this the opposite. When i was in year 7 (freshmen for you yanks)a group of year 8 kids started pulling my pony tail (i was out the front of the canteen and it was crowded). When the kid came by to pull my hair for the 3rd time i let him, and as he ran i watched him go inside the canteen. As he assumed he was safe i watched him come out of the entrance and i walked over to him and said "hey did you pull my hair?" he looks at me dumbfounded and says "what?" i sent a fist flying at his face, he tries to run so i grab the back of his shirt and proceed to destroy him in front of his peers. When it was finished i look around to see about 40-50 odd kids watching. Next thing i know, the crowd erupts into a cheer. I soon later found out i had apparently bashed an arrogant kid no-one liked. I walked home told dad and the school never followed it up, no teachers or recordings so no follow up. Felt a bit guilty for the kid because his so called "friends" bagged the shit out of him. He's still a prick though.
I drew a dick on this girls yearbook and she told on me to the teacher. It was the last day of school and everybody was up and about getting their yearbooks signed and shit while i had to sit in a room all day with a couple of other trouble makers who probably drew dicks on yearbooks too..
I came first in our school's shotput qualifier thing to go to this competition, but these sporty kids decide "wtf how does he even compete" as I am extremely unfit and shit, so they decide to tell all the teachers that I wasn't here for the day and then when we go to our school athletics thing I beat all the fuckers by 2 metres. It felt so good but then I was accused of cheating (how the fuck do you cheat in shotput) and detention for a week.
I got in trouble for being pushed out of my chair.
I was kicked out of my CCC class (Computers College and Career) in High School because I wasn't typing using the home row keys. The only reason why the home row keys exist was because it was meant to slow down the typing of people because typewriters would jam if you typed too fast.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;37014712]I was kicked out of my CCC class (Computers College and Career) in High School because I wasn't typing using the home row keys. The only reason why the home row keys exist was because it was meant to slow down the typing of people because typewriters would jam if you typed too fast.[/QUOTE]
But, type writers are barely ever used now, so home row is null and retarded
My typing is still fucked up from that shitty computer class in sixth grade
I once stepped on a bug in the fourth grade. A duty aid (also a super environmentalist) threatened to suspend me (even though she didn't have that power anyway) and a bunch of people crowded around calling me a cruel and evil person. It was just a fucking bug that freaked me out, for Christ's sake!
[b]Saying 'Badass' about a robot I drew in my notebook.[/b]
(Apparently the teachers took offense to it for some reason, I tried explaining but they threatened to send me to the office.)
[b]Saying 'Rum' in science class.[/b]
(Science Teacher didn't like the word for some reason, told me to never say it again. Yo ho ho)
[b]Getting in trouble at lunch time for looking at another table behind me.[/b]
(The kids at the table behind me kept throwing stuff around, one item landed infront of me. I looked behind to see what was going on and a teacher yelled at me. I tried asking for a reason for being yelled at and she threatened with sending me to the office.)
[b]Getting yelled at in kindergarten for not writing 'Bird' fast enough on a drawing.[/b]
(Kindergarten teacher yelled at me for not writing a word I had just learned to spell fast enough.)
[b]Suspended from the bus for three days because I acted in self defense.[/b]
(I swear to god the kid had a blade and pointed it at me.)
[b]Getting unfairly blamed for writing stuff in the bathroom.[/b]
(I never used the goddang bathrooms at school anyway.)
[sp]Didn't mean to take up this much space, sorry![/sp]
Another time, in fifth grade, I was doing a presentation on Nazi Germany and the Holocaust and all that. My teacher gave me an F because she thought the Holocaust never really happened.
[QUOTE=Chuulimta;37018908]Another time, in fifth grade, I was doing a presentation on Nazi Germany and the Holocaust and all that. My teacher gave me an F because she thought the Holocaust never really happened.[/QUOTE]
Uh, wow. What the fuck.
[QUOTE=Chuulimta;37018908]Another time, in fifth grade, I was doing a presentation on Nazi Germany and the Holocaust and all that. My teacher gave me an F because she thought the Holocaust never really happened.[/QUOTE]
What country do you live in?
Any of them. There's idiots like that everywhere.
[QUOTE=Chuulimta;37018908]Another time, in fifth grade, I was doing a presentation on Nazi Germany and the Holocaust and all that. My teacher gave me an F because she thought the Holocaust never really happened.[/QUOTE]
what
WHAT
I can feel the Auschwitz mass graves causing the teutonic plate to shift, that's how hard the jews are turning in it
In 1st grade a teacher lectured me in the cafeteria because I "spit" the food I was eating, and that was a waste and was disgusting and disrespectful etc etc.
I hadn't eaten a single bit, because the food smelled and looked bad. Bad enough to make my teacher think it was eaten and then spat by someone.
In elementary school I got in trouble for hitting a kid in the eye with a glue stick, sticky end first. People on the bus were throwing stuff back and forth and I was hit with the glue stick and threw it back, hitting them in the eye. Honestly I never understood why they got off completely when they were throwing things at everyone else and I just had better aim, but my school had a strict no "bullying" policy including fighting back.
[QUOTE=Chuulimta;37018908]Another time, in fifth grade, I was doing a presentation on Nazi Germany and the Holocaust and all that. My teacher gave me an F because she thought the Holocaust never really happened.[/QUOTE]
What in the holy mother of Hitler, how do these people become teachers. Couldn't you have told the principal?
Once in middle school it started snowing like really fucking hard so we got out in the middle of the day and everyone waiting for their parents to pick them up was throwing snowballs at eachother and this fem nazi of a principal starts shrieking at them to stop throwing snowballs and I threw one at my friend and she caught me. So when my dad picked me up, she started escorting me to the truck and I get in the passenger seat and she just tells my dad how bad of a person I am for not following orders and blah blah blah.
So we drive off and my dad says "Jesus Christ it's just a snowball, fucking bitch."
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;37020155]What country do you live in?[/QUOTE]
At the time, Calgary, Alberta.
[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;37023771]What in the holy mother of Hitler, how do these people become teachers. Couldn't you have told the principal?[/QUOTE]
The principal at the time was also a crazy conspirist.
And here's another story for all y'all... So in first grade, we were having sleepwear day (No, not pajama day). So you had to go to school wearing what you normally do to sleep. I usually slept in my Toy Story undies though, and I wasn't about to go to school in just my underwear, so I wore some pajamas and a bathrobe so as to seem normal. Walked into the classroom clad in what I didn't normally wear, and the teacher had us all sit in a circle to tell everyone what we wear to sleep (because apparently first graders are all blind). The time comes for me to say what I normally wear to bed and I tell everyone that I actually normally wear just my Toy Story underwear and nothing else, maybe some socks in the wintertime, but never do I wear pajamas. This causes my teacher to flip her shit, calling me a liar, good for nothing that couldn't even follow the simple instructions of "Wear what you normally wear to sleep". I got sent home with a note, and my teacher never trusted me for the whole rest of the year.
Hooray for the Calgary Catholic School Board!
I got in trouble in grade 3 for gluing my feet inside my shoes so my shoes wouldn't come off during kick ball.
It's an automatic out if your shoe comes off if you kick. I didn't want that. :c
[QUOTE=rovar;37028490]I got in trouble in grade 3 for gluing my feet inside my shoes so my shoes wouldn't come off during kick ball.
It's an automatic out if your shoe comes off if you kick. I didn't want that. :c[/QUOTE]
You're a fucking genius. I gotta try that
My principal lost my records for my homework completion in when I was in 7th grade, so he called me down to his office and started accusing me of taking it and modifying it. I keep saying the truth, which was that I didn't do anything, and he just yells at me for "failing to acknowledge my mistake". He's so loud that my math teacher steps in and asks what's going on, my principal explains his made up story, and my math teacher says that I hadn't missed any homework for several months, so there wouldn't be any reason for me to take it. Eventually all of my teachers end up saying what my math teacher said, and when he finally sees reason and I think I can go, he calls me back before I even get out of the office. He then says that I'm in trouble for "interrupting the teacher's schedules." I got suspended for three days. My mom complains to him but he doesn't listen. Luckily, my dad who was working as an internist at the time, had one of the higher-ups in the private school as one of his patients. He tells her, and then the batshit crazy principal gets fired.
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