Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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Not putting my chair on the table at the end of the class. Had to clean the classroom for the next hour...
Another funny thing in primary school was me playing around outside in the playground with some lego like toys, they were actually large cubes that you could connect together. So with my friends were playing and I had made the most ridiculous looking gun, it was just an L-Shape made with 7 connected blocks. Nobody is going to find this convincing.
Low and behold I run around a corner and this women pops out, immediately she screams like a banshee and drops to her knees cowering, she then proceeds to cry and I later get suspended for a week.
I was scared like crap because of this women, but it was funny because of how ludicrous low this women's intelligence must have been, to assume a 9 year old who was making clearly audible fake gun sounds was carrying a real firearm even though it was just a stick of 7 pieces that barely resembled a straight line yet alone an L-Shaped gun.
I remember in 10th grade chemistry me and my friends would play the "penis game" where we would shout "penis" louder and louder until the teacher threw one of us out. Nobody got in trouble because we all made fun of her for her yelling (imagine a short, obese lady shouting at you, it was funny).
She got earlier this year for not controlling a fire that broke out in her room. God, I miss high school.
[QUOTE=JgcxCub;37078983]I attached a couple of wires to the capacitor terminals of a disposable camera and brought it into school. It was really fun to use, made a massive spark whenever it came into contact with a conductor and I managed to shock myself about 6 times until I shocked myself in class and it got confiscated and after a few days I was suspended for bringing an "offensive weapon" into school.[/QUOTE]
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Me and three friends would often on our way home from school, stand on the top of a hill (that we'd climb up to get home) and throw rocks into the river below us. A kid that lived in the same apartment as me that really didn't like my friends and I (and was three grades below us) told the deputy principal that we threw rocks at his arm and got a big bruise from it. (It was actually his father who beat on his family often because he was a wackjob)
We got suspended for three days, but we just came back to my place and chilled out for the time because my mum knew the story and didn't care. Better yet, one of the guys didn't even tell his parents about the suspension.
This is unrelated and was a justified detention (because me and a mate got into a fight because he slogged a tennis ball at me and I punched him in the face), we'd sit down during our detentions during lunch in separate closets that they put us in and play with lego figurines. Teachers never caught on because we put those plastic tubs in front of us to cover it.
I got in trouble for sending some custom emoticons that formed a sheep being shot and horribly being slaughtered via MSN messenger.
I sended it to some muslim kid. Printed it out and gave it to the rector.
Had to clean up the school for one whole week...
My dad had a british gasmask some friend of his gave him during his early twenties, so I asked him if I could take it to school for a joint tech-history class where the teachers asked us to bring some piece of technology from some other country ( like a speaker or something I forgot at this point ) to look at how certain countries made things differently and about historical advancements in technology.
He lets me, so when I grab it I notice it's extremely fucking hard to put inside my backpack and I didn't even think of bringing a bag. Note that it was winter during this event, so instead of being a normal little boy and carrying it on my hands or something I put it on ( it was pretty damn amazing inside, it felt like the damn thing was a greenhouse that kept the air on a perfect "not too hot not too cold" way ) and walk all the way to school.
It was 8:00 AM and it was rainy, so picture a kid in full black clothing, with a large black backpack, black gloves with a skull pattern on it tracing the fingers and the hand... people out there gave me looks like I was a terrorist. I walked into school all classy, my classmates greeted me and said it was cool, etc. ( note that the doorman knew me and just nodded at me while I was walking in, considering I wear the same clothes every week ) We go into tech class, teacher greets us alright, looks at me funny for a second before realizing it's me and we start talking about our respective items ( we brought articles on them ) and the class goes on and on for 2hs30m.
At some point near the end, me still having the gasmask with a cool greenhouse effect, the principal walks in and is talking all chill to the teacher before looking over the class and noticing me, reading a book all classy because the teacher let us have 30 mins free time for chattng, etc. The principal screams loudly, calling me a "fucking terrorist" and flips her shit before running away. I try to take it off to prove it's me and not a terorist or whatever the fuck and instead I end up tightening the leather straps, making the damn thing so much harder to take off. I tightened the straps so hard the damn thing was practically glued to my face and I felt really bad afterwards because it was the very first time someone yelled at me like this.
To add even more to my shame, I was stuck with that gasmask on my face for the rest of the day, and everyone except for that damn principal was cool with it.
Note that one of the kids brought in a russian ak47 with his mommy accompanying him and everyone was completely fucking alright with this.
This happened in Argentina, by the way, and I was 11 while this happened. I was usually a quiet kid, so that was my first time ever being suspended/called out on ANYTHING.
I still have a impression on the back of my neck because of how tight the damn thing was.
BTW; I was wearing a british "bulldog" gasmask. I don't know the real name for it, but I'm sure as heck it was a Bulldog.
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I love it when people are retarded enough to think that gas mask = terrorist
I brought in an Isreali gas mask to school and wore it to art class, both my art teacher and the teacher next door thought the gas mask was bad ass, and they were cool with it
In 8th grade, I got a detention for making an origami frog. :downs:
[QUOTE=-GTFMiika-;37084995]In 8th grade, I got a detention for making an origami frog. :downs:[/QUOTE]
Really? Why? Can you explain a bit more?
i got handed a punishment exercise when i was 12 or 13 because then pencil i had was too short
yep, that was it.
In 3rd grade, I didn't know what sticking up the middle finger meant. I thought it was some sort of joke, so I walked up to this kid and randomly stuck my middle finger out right in his face.
Referral, and the school called my parents.
Back in primary school some little traveler girl decided to call me a fat fuck so i called her a Skinny Gypsy... and got suspended for 3 days for racism.
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;37073509]I would fucking report that school, They can't destroy your shit or take it and never return it no matter what you do.[/QUOTE]
It's been some years since i've been there, but i heard stories from friends that if you wear a hooded sweatshirt and refuse to take the hood down, they'll cut it off. My friend even had proof, he wore one he didn't like and kept the hood up, and he was sent to the office, where the principal cut the hood off with scissors.
An openly Christian, homophobic, and racist study hall teacher got me my first detention my third year of high school. Got in trouble because I was 'talking' while reading a book. Pretty sure she was looking for an excuse to write me up all year. I'm friends with the only african american girl in our class, and I stood up for my gay friends after the teacher said a bunch of shit about our school's GSA.
I went and talked to her about why she wrote me up. I told her I wasn't talking, she agreed that I wasn't but said I still have to face the consequences. Consequences for what?
:v:
Curiousity and my artwork.
In a WWII discussion. Mrs. Shit-for-brains claims the russians did nothing but getting pounded and that the americans saved them. Disagrees. Gets sent to the principal's office for outsmarting the teacher.
But the surprising part is that the principal had nothing to say other than credit for being clever. Instead I got to sit in there and have a cup of hot chocolate before returning to class, having the teacher to think I'm getting yelled at.
[QUOTE=Jordax;37072601]I flipped off the teacher for the "advanced" learning classes at primairy school.
In the 2nd grade, where I was young, playful, and not smart nor tactful at all.
Learnt that from some guy in that class I was friends with, who wasn't the most peaceful chap.
I felt really ashamed afterwards, through, even if I didn't like the old teapot.
I still think I was such a twat back then.
Even if I never got into shit ever again afterwards.[/QUOTE]
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Oh yeah, I had a pen once that was really fucked up, but I had to tape it all together because it was the only one I had. I was playing about with it in class, when I broke it even more. The ink cartridge thing shot out, along with the button you press to click it down (It was just a regular click pen) and it hit the person in front of me in the back lol. The teacher kicked me out because she thought I did it on purpose...
I was also kicked out of class a few years ago for drawing on my friend's pencil case. The teacher asked my friend if he was alright with me "vandalising" his property, and he said yes, he wanted me to to. Teacher got angry and then sent me out :v:
Not standing for the flag.
My friend drew a penis on my other friend's school book. A really fucking huge one. My teacher blames me, and this was how the conversation went:
Teacher: "Why've you done this?"
Me: "I didn't do it?"
"Is it in case you forget what a penis looks like?"
"...I didn't do it"
"Do you like spending your free time drawing penis'?"
"Miss, I didn't do it"
I had to stay behind after class. My friend, who did draw it, walked out the door. Didn't even look at me.
I hope you punched him in the dick.
Some kid beat me up in the 5th grade for no apparent reason.
3 years later when we're in the 8th grade he accuses me of throwing a rock at him.
I did no such thing to him.
But guess who everyone believed..him...
I raised my hand.
During a story, a bunch of kids raised their hands, and she was getting so frustrated she picked on me and gave me detention, because she thought we were trying to "hinder her storytelling."
My first and only detention at that school.
Fuckin bitch.
I got suspended for a day in second grade because some bitchass kid (who I don't even know why I called my friend) was throwing pencils around n' shit. I threw one back because it hit my desk. It hit him, and the teacher acted like I was throwing all of them. At her.
I threw one. And I'm pretty sure it hit that kid square in his face n' shit.
Other than that, I once was going home from middle school and the principal shows up telling me I had a detention that I didn't know about. I asked if I could go in and serve my time. He's like " naw fuck you, you get a friday school"
Friday school was three hours of detention after school on a friday.
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;37073509]I would fucking report that school, They can't destroy your shit or take it and never return it no matter what you do.[/QUOTE]
Punishment for bringing a phone to my school, the teachers would take turns smashing it infront of the whole school with a sledgehammer. The owner had to stand right there and watch their 300-400 dollar phone be smashed to pieces just because the teachers are fucking insane.
[QUOTE=wug;37098833]Punishment for bringing a phone to my school, the teachers would take turns smashing it infront of the whole school with a sledgehammer. The owner had to stand right there and watch their 300-400 dollar phone be smashed to pieces just because the teachers are fucking insane.[/QUOTE]
Em they can't do that you should have probably looked into getting them criminally charged.
I asked why studying the oppression of the Soviet people was not considered "social justice".
"Because it's far too related to WWII, the only topic that you could do is the Holocaust when it comes to that aspect!"
[sp]Don't make me go Unit 731 on your ass![/sp]
Standing up during the national anthem is a must do.
You look like a dirty terrorist if you don't.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;37098927]I asked why studying the oppression of the Soviet people was not considered "social justice".
"Because it's far too related to WWII, the only topic that you could do is the Holocaust when it comes to that aspect!"
[sp]Don't make me go Unit 731 on your ass![/sp][/QUOTE]
You're kidding.
What a fucking stupid bitch.
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