• Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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[QUOTE=wug;37098833]Punishment for bringing a phone to my school, the teachers would take turns smashing it infront of the whole school with a sledgehammer. The owner had to stand right there and watch their 300-400 dollar phone be smashed to pieces just because the teachers are fucking insane.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure the most they can do is confiscate it for a day, MAX.
In Sweden they have the right to confiscate it for a week if i remember correctly, although all my teachers have handed it back to me after class cause my school was really chill.
[QUOTE=Araknid;37103462]You're kidding. What a fucking stupid bitch.[/QUOTE] Unfortunately, I'm not.
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;37103905]In Sweden they have the right to confiscate it for a week if i remember correctly, although all my teachers have handed it back to me after class cause my school was really chill.[/QUOTE] That's pretty cool. Here in Kentucky the teachers take them three times. First, they take them for a day, second for a week and then for the god damn year. I was on my third offense in the last two weeks of school. But yeah, it's really fucking lame.
Me and two other friends chilling by a little parking lot near the school yard, 3th grade. A car comes by and we move away and head towards the school building as the bell rang. On the way over there, we heard the principal screaming: "You! Hey you there!". We kept walking as we thought he was shouting for someone else, but no. He grabs me by the shoulder and proceeds to yell at me for something I can't remember, calling me things and saying: "You probably planned it all, didn't you!?". I was scared and confused at the same time, I had absolutely no idea what he was on about. All we did was avoid getting run over by a car and apparently that was a bad thing to do. The guy himself was a fucking nazi, forcing 2nd and 3th graders to do push-ups if they acted up. To this day, no fucking idea what he was on about. Thank God the principal retired so the new kids who move to the school don't have to stand him.
I remember around 14 years ago whan I was 6, we called it Primary 2, no idea if that would be the same as grade 2 or whatever, but we were doing something, I don't really remember exactly what we were doing it had something to do with drawing but it was probably shite..... Anyways when we were doing the shite we were doing, I remember the bitch saying don't fold it when you are done, me obviously oblivious to whatever shite she was saying at the time, I began to fold the piece of paper and she snatched it away from me with demonic strength and roared "I told you not to fucking fold it" I obviously got a massive fright seeing as I was wee and enjoying what ever shit we were doing and probably started crying..[sp]Did cry :([/sp] I'm pretty sure she got fired after that since I don't have any other memories of her at all, and you would usually remember seeing someone like that again, especially one as much of a cunt as she was. I am probably exaggerating about the swear, but who knows, this is Scotland, we have bastard teachers, and I was 6, so my memory ain't good, for at least most of my childhood memories.... Another thing in Secondary (High) School was Dress Code, I mean, when I first went to that school we could wear whatever the hell we wanted, this was for 2 years while I was there, then slowly but surely they ban all forms of advertising, for example, a football strip with a brand name on it, even anything like Nike, Reebok, Everlast all that shit was banned, if you were wearing it, you would have to turn it inside out, and eventually it turned into a fucked up dress code, Black & Yellow, I mean [B]COME ON![/B] what kind of fucked up dress code is that, after a little while though, it was either all grey or all black, get caught [B]ONCE![/B] not wearing dress code, and it was instant detention, no excuse was good enough. Most teachers were cool and all, and just laugh at most shit us kids did which was cool, its was mainly the Rectors and deputies which were dicks, like the time I was reeking of smoke, the rector was 'patrolling' the grounds: [B]Rector[/B]-"[I]Were you smoking[/I]?" [B]Me[/B]-"[I]Nope[/I]" [B]Rector[/B]-"[I]Are you sure[/I]?" [B]Me[/B]-"[I]Yup[/I]" [B]Rector-[/B]"[I]Okay, a weeks detention for you, off you go now[/I]" Dick..... This seemed a lot shorter in my head, turned into a essay :suicide:
My friend threw my rubber (eraser) across the class and I went to get it and got sent outside by a narcoleptic Indian temp teacher
When I was in 3rd grade I always walked too slow so the teacher made me lead the class when we walk the hallways. When I was in 4th grade I told this autistic kid to go into the streets.(No idea why I did)
I got punished because someone peed next to the urinal (not me). Most random thing a teacher said to me.
i got suspended for a day for believing in satanism. fucking catholic schools.
Winning an argument with a teacher... Everyone's been there, surely.
Okay, I had a dream last night that relates to school. I told the teacher nobody likes she was a total cunt to her face, and I found a fucking delicious sandwich in my bag. Good dream.
Accidently stealing a 30 cents candy from the shop
My friend threw one pencil over during "silent reading" to get my attention. So I throw it back to let him know he has my attention, instead it hit another kid and that kid throws three back at me from his pencil case xD Of course, the other kid got more introuble than I did.
I was in year 5 and I was in music. I was sitting ON my lower legs (shins), rather than crossing my legs. I got set to the head teachers office. THE FUCKING HEAD TEACHER. Also, in high school, I didn't get any detentions. But in year 10 I forget one piece of IT homework because my pendrive broke, and my fucking gorillacunt of a teacher gives me a permanent detention for every Tuesday. Thefuckisthis
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I have never gotten any detentions or punishments in school at all as far as I can recall.
I got suspended for two weeks, almost expelled after I punched my teacher in the face and made his nose bleed/lip bleed(I don't remember which). He was saying a bunch of racist things after I corrected him on some WWII lesson and tried to take my phone away for no reason(It was out of battery and in my pocket) saying he was gonna keep it.
[QUOTE=RubberFruit;37109195]Winning an argument with a teacher... Everyone's been there, surely.[/QUOTE] I had a substitute teacher for a week in Social Studies (Grade 6). So we came the class came to a discussion about WWII. How it came to that, I still have no fucking clue since you can't talk about it till 8th grade or something. Anyways, she claimed WWII was started in 1941. I simply pointed out that was the year America entered the war. WWII actually began in 1939 when Germany invaded poland. The only reason why America was involved is because of Japan bombing Pearl Harbor. After I had explained it to her with great detail, she gave me a detention for being right. She had that death stare at me for the rest of the week.
[QUOTE=Zee Captain;37154000]I got suspended for two weeks, almost expelled after I punched my teacher in the face and made his nose bleed/lip bleed(I don't remember which). He was saying a bunch of racist things after I corrected him on some WWII lesson and tried to take my phone away for no reason(It was out of battery and in my pocket) saying he was gonna keep it.[/QUOTE] I think you did the right thing, seeing how he was planning on taking away your phone permanently.
I got trouble for reading a book quietly in a computer tech class, I had even finished the assignment. :v: She made me stay after during lunch and lectured to me that I was a distraction to the whole class; even though most of the class was playing flash games.
I was suspended just because I dropped my pencil.
I was suspended in 3rd grade near the end of the school year. Why? Well, a girl in my class had a big birthmark above her eyebrow, and I asked her if it was a mole because I didn't know about birthmarks. She started crying and I got suspended for the last week of school and couldn't go on the field trip. This is what she looks like by the way. [url]http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/2972/21519510150322556544434.jpg[/url]
Oh god, I just remembered something from fourth grade. So there is this ridiculously strict substitute teacher that even the other teachers hated. Her name was Mrs. Talahache, and it was slightly difficult to pronounce. The kid sitting next to me raises his hand and asks a question, but he pronounces her name wrong, causing her to go crazy, her thinking that he was making fun of her name. She's just shouting and shouting at this scrawny little kid. I wasn't friends with him, but he was kind of tiny, and got made fun of alot so I felt like I had to protect him most of the time. He looks like he's on the verge of tears so I tap the teacher's shoulder. She looks over at me and starts yelling at me instead about touching teachers, but then she saw my pencil. A mechanical pencil. She fucking [I]hates[/I] mechanical pencils. So now she's yelling at me about two things when my other friend steps up and asks her to stop yelling. She gets all mad at her and tells her she was being disrespectful and stuff. Eventually we get stuck in this loop where we keep redirecting her attention. Everyone had gotten the teacher to yell at him/her except for that one kid who's the teacher's pet and never steps out of line or gets in trouble, always gets her homework in, that kind of kid. So the teacher grabs a ruler and whips the scrawny kid with it when I shout back at the teacher to leave him alone. So she is about to hit me with it when the teacher's pet girl grabs it out of her hand, snaps it over her knee and throws it in the trash. The teacher at this point is pretty surprised and marches the whole class down to the office. We're expecting the principal to murder us but once the teacher leaves the room he tells us what we did was awesome and he won't tell our parents.
Done allot of stupid things, can't remember all. One of the stupid things I did in high school was glueing stuff with superglue (pencils/pens etc) onto the table during class. Tables got damaged when they were serperated from it. Me and my friend got luckily away a week punishment. I also remember in primary school me and my friends put sand in all the doorlocks on all entrances. Next day nobody could enter the school because the keys wouldn't fit in anymore. We had a day off. The day after all the teachers were asking with anger the whole day who had done this. Oh boy Im glad they never found out who did it.
Joked to someone that I "laid" an apple in their bag. I had to write my own message to my parents (this was 6th grade) and it was like : I joked about laying an apple in someones bag. What did I do wrong? My parents laughed their asses off.
Didn't happen to me but a friend of mine. We had to colour in Jesus and my friend did a multicoloured jesus with his robes and shit. The teacher flipped a shit and started screaming at him. He was 10 years old
This person obsessively followed me around school, sat at my tables during lunch, (They annoyed the shit out of everyone). I tried to be nice some times, listen to them talk and stuff. Every now and then I tried to explain to them that I'd rather them go away. But nope, they just kept coming. I got real sick of it and I called them a faggot (It's possible that was out of line, whatever). They shove me, principal sees it, I go to office, get suspended for a week. I also told a pickup line once to a few of my friends as a joke, someone overheard it and I got suspended for another week.
I swear to god some of these stories of horrible control freak teachers makes me want to murder them. How do people like that even become teachers!? What the fuck...
In 8th grade, my friend always went up to random 7th graders and said, "bend over and take your pants off. I'm gonna fuck you in the ass." One of the 7th graders told our principal and my friend said he got a 3-day in-school suspension, but it turned out to be two detentions. Still, it was funny as hell.
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