Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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I got a whole bunch:
4th grade:
-there was a fat ginger kid in class. I read this book and one of the characters was the exact identical to him, so I pointed it out and the teacher got mad because she thought I was making fat jokes
-Was making a presentation with the trouble kid, he was being a dick so i pimp-slapped him as a joke, got yelled at by another teacher before my teacher came out. Got banned from the computers and I never did the report.
5th grade
-Had a horrible fucking teacher, hope she rots in hell. Anyway, I left my backpack on the floor and she yelled at me to move it. I told her it wasn't a big deal but when she continued freaking out I sighed. She got even more mad and gave me detention.
7th grade
-Had a bitch science teacher who would pretend to be nice all the time. I would go sit with my friends while people always changed seats and shed only make me move. A friend made me a paper glock and we were having a fake shootout with each other. I know it wasn't the best idea, but she wrote me up, gave me a 1 day suspension, and I later found out that if I had pointed it at the teacher, I would have gotten expelled.
9th Grade
-Was bullied by one teacher. She called me shit like a "leper" and would constantly fuck around with me. I worked with friends because other people did. I have what I believe is an un-diagnosed learning disorder or something, because I'm pretty fucking terrible at school. Anyways she'd always make me work on my own or with total randoms I don't know, causing me to have trouble in her class. She really pissed me off one day, and while she taught I was skimming through a textbook. Anyways she told me to put the book down so I did and pushed it off my desk, which was a rather common thing to do anyways. I got sent out of the room, during a big project, which caused me to fail it, and further fuck up my grade. Anyways I'm pretty sure she'll lose her job or at least have an eye kept on her. Fucking bitch.
That's my stories, if I get any more I'll tell you, but My high school times have been pretty smooth other than that story.
In grade 4 i got sent the the principals office so saying Santa doesnt really exist.
I had nothing to do with it, but this story is still hilarious as fuck.
There was this annoying female teacher that used to teach Spanish to middle schoolers (she was a bitch then, too) and one day my friend decided to play a prank on her. He made up a batch file to spam enough command prompts to crash her personal computer.
Later on he was called into the office and suspended for sexual harassment of a female student whom he had never spoken to in his life.
I got suspended for a 'week' in grade 5 for getting slapped in the face.
Perhaps I should explain, there was this kid who always bullied me. I pretty much ignored him because he was scrawny as hell and clearly no threat. Everyday he'd say things like "Man I am so going to beat you up come the end of school" and pushed me and shit. I never pushed back or said anything mean back because what the fuck would the point be, I would get in trouble. (He was known for telling on people if they do this to him, despite the fact that he does it and never gets caught.) So it was after lunch and I went to use the restroom. I piss and start to walk out, I hear my name called. I turn around to find him grinning, and then BAM! a big fucking slap to the face. (It left a red fucking handmark and knocked me back a little) I went out of the restroom and told the substitute teacher. She called him over and sent us both to the principals office. So I go there, and sit outside as he is the first to tell his side. When it's my turn, I am told that he accused me of punching him in the face and kicking him in the nuts. (the fuck?) I denied it, saying he does this to every student trying to get them in trouble after terrorizing them and show the principal the fucking red handprint on my face. He comes in to rebuttal me. Denies that he is lying, claims his friends (douche bags) can be used a solid witnesses and say the red mark was a "light slap to try and stop the big bad boy punching and kicking at him (me)." I couldn't use any witnesses because my only two friends (I wasn't popular) were girls and were obviously not in the boys restroom. The principal decided that I was a massive bully and was given a week of suspension while the real threat was off scott free.
I got the suspension down to two days because my parents came in saying that it is fucking bullshit, because I told them every time this kid did shit to me and they told the principal. The principal talked to my friends and a few other trustworthy people and found out that I was telling the truth (after two days) and lifted my suspension. Didn't fucking punish the brat though.
[sp]He became very unpopular, in fact hated by everyone but one person in middle school though, and was constantly in trouble for bullying. He was transferred to a school for assholes half way through the second year. (It's a school for disciplinary challenged children, aka the trouble makers and no it's not really called a school for assholes) Serves him fucking right. This kid tormented so many children and even drove one to suicide.[/sp]
That was much shorter in my mind, oh well sorry for a wall of text.
[QUOTE=Geiger;37160274]Oh god, I just remembered something from fourth grade. So there is this ridiculously strict substitute teacher that even the other teachers hated. Her name was Mrs. Talahache, and it was slightly difficult to pronounce. The kid sitting next to me raises his hand and asks a question, but he pronounces her name wrong, causing her to go crazy, her thinking that he was making fun of her name. She's just shouting and shouting at this scrawny little kid. I wasn't friends with him, but he was kind of tiny, and got made fun of alot so I felt like I had to protect him most of the time. He looks like he's on the verge of tears so I tap the teacher's shoulder. She looks over at me and starts yelling at me instead about touching teachers, but then she saw my pencil. A mechanical pencil. She fucking [I]hates[/I] mechanical pencils. So now she's yelling at me about two things when my other friend steps up and asks her to stop yelling. She gets all mad at her and tells her she was being disrespectful and stuff. Eventually we get stuck in this loop where we keep redirecting her attention. Everyone had gotten the teacher to yell at him/her except for that one kid who's the teacher's pet and never steps out of line or gets in trouble, always gets her homework in, that kind of kid. So the teacher grabs a ruler and whips the scrawny kid with it when I shout back at the teacher to leave him alone. So she is about to hit me with it when the teacher's pet girl grabs it out of her hand, snaps it over her knee and throws it in the trash. The teacher at this point is pretty surprised and marches the whole class down to the office. We're expecting the principal to murder us but once the teacher leaves the room he tells us what we did was awesome and he won't tell our parents.[/QUOTE]
she hit a kid with a ruler? when the fuck did you go to school? cause there is no fucking way that'd happen now without every fucking parent suing her out of every penny she owned.
Anyways, I has a pretty shit time at school. I got bullied really badly in 5th grade, which made me develop an intense hatred for schools and teachers, and led me to find out I had a learning disabilty. this was due to the fact that I got in more trouble at that school than the bullies did, and that the teachers wouldnt fucking do anything about it. I had only ONE teacher at that school which I liked.
Anyway, I just thought of another decent story.
In eighth grade, we were in the computer labs and we were kind of messing with this kid, not exactly like bullying him, but trolling him in a sense. I'd come over while he was playing beyblade and I'd press random buttons on his keyboard, making him go fucking insane. It got to a point where he chased me and stabbed me with a pen, but he ACTUALLY FUCKING STABS ME WITH THE CLICKING END. I threw it as far as I could and shortly after, I had a hearty laugh. The kid ratted me out, it was like that movie where the aliens take over and pretend to be humans, you know that iconic scene where the guy is just pointing at the viewer and letting out this unearthly screech. That's almost exactly how this happened. I was able to sneak away, but was later apprehended. Here's where the asshole teacher (or more or less 'dean') comes into play. I get caught, and I wait there for my entire 5th and 6, which were my favorite periods because we barely ran in PE and I had a really good friend in 6th period who I sat next to. Anyway, the dean had the same name as I, and he started with me, saying how much of an embarrasment I was to his name. He went on about how we all should be expelled, how we are horrible people, completely ignoring all of our statements (I was with a few friends) of what ACTUALLY happened, and went as far as to say that if this kid wanted to attack us in spite of revenge, he'd pretty much look the other way. Every fiber of me wanted to tell that bald faggot to go fuck himself but I knew that if I wanted to have a job that didn't consist of flipping burgers or judging misguided children then I needed to keep my mouth shut.
Dan, if you ever come on here, I want you to know that you are one of the biggest douchebags to cross this planet. That kid went down like a bitch by the way. Burn in hell you ugly bald prick. I hope you rot.
I dropped my pencil and got assaulted by my teacher in year 1 (1st grade)
No joke.
Apparently I took too long to walk to the bathroom. I don't remember what my walking speed was, but I doubt it deviated too much from the average walking speed I normally travel at whilst going to the bathroom.
[QUOTE=gzg;37206510]Apparently I took too long to walk to the bathroom. I don't remember what my walking speed was, but I doubt it deviated too much from the average walking speed I normally travel at whilst going to the bathroom.[/QUOTE]
I had a sub teacher try to count me as truant and write me up because, even though I specifically told her that I'd be gone for a while (this was after lunch and I've got Irritable Bowel and I'm Lactose Intolerant), I spent fifteen to twenty minutes of the forty-five minute lesson in the bathroom.
[QUOTE=Zethereal;37206493]I dropped my pencil and got assaulted by my teacher in year 1 (1st grade)
No joke.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck did the teacher do?
Didn't happen to me but my friend got in trouble for having a knife. A butter knife and all he did with it was stab a empty milk carton with it and he got suspended.
[QUOTE=Crash15;37209151]what the fuck did the teacher do?[/QUOTE]
She had severe depression or something, grabbed me and shook me violently. Apparently that comes under assault :v:
Oh, and my parents weren't informed for 3 months after it happened. The school tried covering it up.
Guy comes over to fight me and trips on some pebbles
Both get in trouble
For presenting my cheesy nipples to the class and receiving offers to suckle on my cheesy nipples. I accepted.
[QUOTE=Carnage2323;37211959]Guy comes over to fight me and trips on some pebbles
Both get in trouble[/QUOTE]
Even the pebbles get in trouble.
i walked into school a day after finishing my exams, my class teacher told me off, i tried to explain that i needed to "clear" my computer because i had some "vital" files on there which i "needed", he told me i should of done it earlier this year and gave me 5 minutes to clean my computer and get out.
spelling words in my exam bubbles
I "skipped class" because my homeroom teacher didnt tell me or the rest of my homeroom that we all had some weird meeting thing outside at the back of the school. So it was me and 20 other clueless students running around the whole school trying to figure out what the hell happened to everyone. After explaining this to our principal we still all got detention.
skyping russian girls
I had to go to a church school when I was younger and i couldn't stand it, I usually tried to get in trouble and anyways im not sure what lead to it but I was in class and said I was the rebirth of Jesus Christ...
They didn't take it so well...
Was suspended and withdrawn (and thankfully) put back in the public school system
Browsing FP when there was that NSFW avatar fad going on.
Jiggling boobs and butts everywhere. My classmates who saw me probably thought I was looking at porn or something.
In 9th grade I was going to a Christian private school in Kansas. We were in Bible class and it was my turn to read a portion of the Bible and while I was doing it I was messing with this hand of another guy and my teacher came up behind me and brought his hand down really hard on my back. I turned around and was rather shocked, but I asked if he hit me and he said that he did. Even though the entire class heard him admit it he didn't get in any trouble and the principle wrote a letter to my mom explaining the need to discipline my "homosexual acts."
Senior Year I had a school flash drive and a personal flash drive. Forgot my school flash drive one day, and had to use my personal one to turn in a project. Also, contained on the flash drive were pictures of some of my airsoft guns, people after supposed spontaneous combustion, and a bunch of folders titled things such as "BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD", "Clown costumes", "Knife Sharpeners", "Ohio Motels", "Ohio Drycleaners", "Northwest Airlines Flaws", "Improvised Weapons", a bunch of pictures of military stuff, and some other things. Teacher takes it to the office and they question me, making sure im not a psycho. Received a text during the meeting and got my phone taken away, too. I told them the folders were in case someone found it and tried to steal it but then decided it would be better to turn it in so I could get it back. I guess that kind of worked? They determined I wasnt a psycho, just really into airsoft and military history. Only punishment is that I cant use the school computers for half a semester. Later, Im walking down the hallway telling a friend what happened, and hes like, "Man, fuck the police", and as we leave, I yell back to him "Fuck the police!".
Unfortunately, the teacher that turned in my flash drive was right behind me. He then went down to th office to tell the school officer. However, my step dad was also there, picking up my phone.
So that was a fun time.
In the computer room I put lemonparty.org on my friend's PC.
Teacher noticed.
shit
that was 7 years ago woah
I would've gotten detention in second grade for making finger gun by a bitchy playground monitor
we walked away and started making finger guns again
fuk da poleec
Talking about homosexuality.
Got into trouble for dropping my pencil in grade 8
For bringing my own mouse to computer class
in year 6 I typed "fuck" on the computers, and one of my friends dobbed me in :v:
For getting in an arguement with a french teacher that hated me.
She was making fun of me and she couldn't even talk Dutch ( I am from Holland so yeah ).
Basically i have dyslexia, and i couldn't spell some words out and wrote them down wrong, she thought i did it on purpose.
After some test's i only got like 1/10 points and 6/10 was my max.
So one day she decided to make me "scared" and screamed at me that if I didn't got any higher grade than an 6 She would go talk to the principal.
So I took the test, scored an 3/10 and she raged, called me a stupid-dumb-retard and thrown my books off the table, and thrown my stuff off the table.
So I told her that I may cannot speak French, but at least I can speak Dutch.
She said that if I didn't shut my mouth she would take me by the ear to the principal, and get me suspended.
--So I laughed pretty hard, cause a friend of me was recording it with his mobile.
(She threatened me by taking me by the ear)
So I continued to say that she couldn't speak Dutch at all, and that non of us could really understand that-good what she said, and everyone just agree'd and said "That's kinda true".
After a while she really took me by the ear dragged me up and took me to the principal, my friend came along and she was really mad.
So we were in the principal's office and she told her story, about how she very respectfully asked me to learn better and such , and when I said she took me by the ear and screamed at me the principal wouldn't believe me, however my friend was with me ( In our school we can have someone with us to proof things and so, pretty dumb if you think about it, since liars and so )
He was playing the recording and I got to be there till 4/ because of starting an argument but she got suspended + we gone to the police about it and she's fired, can't work at any school any more since what she done and I don't have to follow any French class any more because of the Dyslexia , and also the principal made her apologize to me, and gave me and my parents a sorry note and apologized for letting me stay after school for starting an argument.
She got fired + Work-less + had to pay a fine .
I got off with 1 hour after school and apologizes and the class all cheered for me for getting her fired.
HOWEVER : My friend got 2 hours after school for having his cellphone in the classroom .
Once when it was lunchtime we went to the playing field in front of the school. Playing games and stuff, you know the typical stuff every 11 year old would do.
I was throwing over a tennisball with another kid. At this time I wasn't really the most athletic guy when it came to arm condition, so I decided to throw the ball like a baseball player.
When suddenly a teacher was being a dick and walked through the field of throwing. I asked nicely if she went out of the way. No response. Then I decided to throw the ball with all my might and power.
I hit the teacher in the eye.
And that was the story of how the rest of that friday afternoon I had to sit on a seat in an empty classroom.
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