• Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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When I was very young, around the age of six-seven, a classmate was on the ground, while everyone was getting ready to leave class for the day. He was tugging on my pants, which annoyed me (Since I wanted to, obviously head to my desk and get ready to leave like everyone else). So I decided to pull his pants down, our teacher saw it and I was forced to stay for ten minutes more as a form of detention.
In preschool, I got in trouble because I told the kid at the front of the line I would cut his head off. Wait, that's actually a pretty good reason to get in trouble.
Woke up (4 hours) late one day, decided i should probably not skip school today so i got ready and left. It must of been a record breaking heat that day walking up and down the steep streets of San Pedro. Next thing i know a giant fat mullet having dyke cop pulls up in front of me and says "Didn't i fucking tell you?", i did not understand what she was talking about, I've never seen her in my entire life. Next thing i know this bitch tells me to get in the back of her car. I try to explain to her that i wasn't ditching school i was trying to get to it. Of course the dyke didn't believe me so she drives me 200 feet to the front of the school i was just about to get too. She pulls up to the school and tells me to get out and get my fucking skateboard. I was standing there with a confused look on my face wondering what this hillbilly ass mullet fucking dyke was talking about, then she points to "my" skateboard that she took from me yesterday. I told her it wasn't mine but she insisted that it was mine and almost forced me to take it, i kept denying but she wouldn't listen. Eventually i gave up and just brought it with me. So, we make our way to the deans office right as lunch starts that this fucking behemoth of a "woman" was manhandling me like a just fucking murdered ten babies. Finally we get to the office and the girl at the desk was buying everything the officer told her, they were about to take me to fucking jail, the bitch swore i was on drugs and dealing them. Anyways, shes writes me a ticket and leaves while keeping eye contact with me at all times on her way out the door. Eventually I get to talk to the dean at school, luckily he wasn't retarded and believed me so I didn't get in any trouble with him, but the best part isn't even over yet. The court date has arrived, I wake up early as fuck because this bitch had me scheduled to go to a court in some shitty desert city in the middle of nowhere that took 3 hours just to fucking drive to, on a fucking school day. We finally make it, 3 hours in the car with my mom, who luckily is not retarded and believed me. We get in line with all these 15-18 year old gang bangers and kids who obviously are heading to jail while I'm sitting there because i made an effort to get to school. We finally get called to the desk after about 40 minutes and they look at us like we were crazy, they tell us that we didn't have an appointment there. Immediately I felt like drop kicking the gangster standing behind me, but i didn't. The lady sorted the whole mess out and told us we actually had an appointment at the court house in the city that was 5 minutes away from where we live which is what i thought we should of been sent too, but this dyke bitch checked the wrong box and messed my day up even more. We get to the court house way late but the judge decides to let me in, she explains to me that what i did was worse than a felony, i was shocked and confused. She wouldn't listen to anything i had to say, she literally told me to "shut up, before i have you doing community service for hundreds of hours". Finally she had got to the point where she told my mother that i get out of community service and having a record of a felony if she paid the ticket of $300, $300 for getting off my ass and making and effort to get to school. So my mom paid it and I got off lucky. My mom was pissed but not at me, she was determined to get this cop fired(and she came close). My mom isn't the kind of person that can be reasoned with so she got the cop to lose her patrol position and now she sits at the front desk of the police office all day, everyday. tl;dr woke up late for school, go to school, get pulled over for ditching, get a ticket, get sent to wrong court, avoid a felony and hundreds of hours of community service barely, my mom puts cop in her place, lose $300.
Sometime in grade 3, gym teacher says "Dont sit on the bench", I make like a dickwad and hover slightly above the bench, get in trouble for sitting on bench then claiming I am not after he tells me I am. I dunno, I thought it was funny.
[QUOTE=Meko;37398783]Woke up (4 hours) late one day, decided i should probably not skip school today so i got ready and left. It must of been a record breaking heat that day walking up and down the steep streets of San Pedro. Next thing i know a giant fat mullet having dyke cop pulls up in front of me and says "Didn't i fucking tell you?", i did not understand what she was talking about, I've never seen her in my entire life. Next thing i know this bitch tells me to get in the back of her car. I try to explain to her that i wasn't ditching school i was trying to get to it. Of course the dyke didn't believe me so she drives me 200 feet to the front of the school i was just about to get too. She pulls up to the school and tells me to get out and get my fucking skateboard. I was standing there with a confused look on my face wondering what this hillbilly ass mullet fucking dyke was talking about, then she points to "my" skateboard that she took from me yesterday. I told her it wasn't mine but she insisted that it was mine and almost forced me to take it, i kept denying but she wouldn't listen. Eventually i gave up and just brought it with me. So, we make our way to the deans office right as lunch starts that this fucking behemoth of a "woman" was manhandling me like a just fucking murdered ten babies. Finally we get to the office and the girl at the desk was buying everything the officer told her, they were about to take me to fucking jail, the bitch swore i was on drugs and dealing them. Anyways, shes writes me a ticket and leaves while keeping eye contact with me at all times on her way out the door. Eventually I get to talk to the dean at school, luckily he wasn't retarded and believed me so I didn't get in any trouble with him, but the best part isn't even over yet. The court date has arrived, I wake up early as fuck because this bitch had me scheduled to go to a court in some shitty desert city in the middle of nowhere that took 3 hours just to fucking drive to, on a fucking school day. We finally make it, 3 hours in the car with my mom, who luckily is not retarded and believed me. We get in line with all these 15-18 year old gang bangers and kids who obviously are heading to jail while I'm sitting there because i made an effort to get to school. We finally get called to the desk after about 40 minutes and they look at us like we were crazy, they tell us that we didn't have an appointment there. Immediately I feel like drop kicking the gangster standing behind me, but i didn't. The lady sorted the whole mess out and told us we actually had an appointment at the court house in the city that was 5 minutes away from where we live which is what i thought we should of been sent too, but this dyke bitch checked the wrong box and messed my day up even more. We get to the court house way late but the judge decides to let me in, she explains to me that what i did was worse than a felony, i was shocked and confused. She wouldn't listen to anything i had to say, she literally told me to "shut up, before i have you doing community service for hundreds of hours". Finally she had got to the point where she told my mother that i get out of community service and having a record of a felony if she paid the ticket of $300, $300 for getting off my ass and making and effort to get to school. So my mom paid it and I got off lucky. My mom was pissed but not at me, she was determined to get this cop fired(and she came close). My mom isn't the kind of person that can be reasoned with so she got the cop to lose her patrol position and now she sits at the front desk of the police office all day, everyday. tl;dr woke up late for school, go to school, get pulled over for ditching, get a ticket, get sent to wrong court, avoid a felony and hundreds of hours of community service barley, my mom puts cop in her place, lose $300.[/QUOTE] i love the law
[QUOTE=sarge997;37206157]I swear to god some of these stories of horrible control freak teachers makes me want to murder them. How do people like that even become teachers!? What the fuck...[/QUOTE] There's a thing called tenure Look it up, it's how most bad teachers keep their jobs
I wrote that I didn't remember something from Trigonometry being taught in class on the final exam, and somehow my teacher thought that was an insult. I got detention and was forced to apologize.
reading a book. During literature class.
Had a snowball fight in the 3rd grade or something. And having my history teacher go apeshit on me for leaning forward while watching the most boring documentary ever with piece of shit equipment.
I stole a teachers car once. He got very upset, few weeks later, he died by a heart attack. I kinda feelt bad.
Someone wrote the note, "I shave my pubes in your coffee." and placed the note on the teacher's desk. Teacher said the writing looked like mine so I got in trouble for writing it, AND supposedly putting my pubes in her coffee.
My brother once told me that he was given a detention for 10 minutes after school for not knowing an answer to a question, at the end of the lesson he walked out with everyone else without staying behind and was given an hour detention the next day.
Some guy was making fun of me having a roller backpack in middle school, so I bitchslapped him lightly, nothing too harsh. Unfortunately I triggered his chronic nosebleed. The Principal saw the nosebleed and even though the guy I slapped tried to explain I was still suspended for a day.
When I was in pre-k, we would make Legos and I made this sick starship that could fuck up anything in its path. I was so impressed with my work that I had left it intact to play with the next day. To my surprise, my best friend tried to steal the space ship and left me with his dinky little truck. This enraged me so much that I punched him in the stomach and then started biting him. I never saw the Lego again.
[QUOTE=Zombie man70;37402958]When I was in pre-k, we would make Legos and I made this sick starship that could fuck up anything in its path. I was so impressed with my work that I had left it intact to play with the next day. To my surprise, my best friend tried to steal the space ship and left me with his dinky little truck. This enraged me so much that I punched him in the stomach and then started biting him. I never saw the Lego again.[/QUOTE] Sorry to derail the thread a little but nice avatar.
Sitting in science class today, doing a density lab Teacher handed out sheet we were using for the lab before we got into our groups Directions on the paper said to make predictions of whether the given objects will sink or float I begin doing that I finish up, and then she starts talking about changes to the paper we should write down on it, yadda yadda I make changes to my prediction adding the extra words. Fast forward to her talking again and I am finished with my predictions and listening to what she is saying. Fast forward again to when she tells us to get in our groups to do the lab. She's walking through aisles inbetween the groups' tables. She notices the fact that my predictions are already done as me and my group are starting our lab. Cunt yells at me saying "how dare you do your work when I'm talking," (FYI I finished this before she even began talking at all) "and already start guessing the density of the blocks." (Didn't even start to do that, and the blocks where assortments of metal, wood, and plastic.) She then takes my paper and crumbles it to fuck and throws it away for being ahead of the class, and tells me to do textbook work. She does the same thing for another kid. Why do teachers like this cunt get hired and are paid
My sister got Saturday school for reading during class.
Back in Grade 3, we had a special guest in one day who was telling us stories. Half way through we had to get up and write some shit onto our papers (I don't remember what, it was a long time ago). After we finished our writing, we were told to sit in a circle on the floor and continue listening to our guest. Everyone got up and went to sit down and I was just about to do the same, but I remembered I had to write my name on my paper. So as I got up, I began writing my name on my paper. The teacher called for me to sit down, to which I calmly responded, "Wait, I'm writing my name down." The teacher apparently took this as a sign of aggression and thought I was being rude. She then bitched me out and put me out in the hallway. Afterwards, I had to apologize to the guest for being "rude." After that incident, I made sure I never made a "slip up" like that around that teacher again. Wouldn't want to spill a cup of water and have the teacher murder the whole school, right? Just goes to show you that some people overreact to fucking everything.
So back when ROBLOX wasent as shit as it is now(before all the stupid new shit, back when planes actually had controls you pressed), me and my buddies would play it in recesss, we were on a build server where the delete tool had an explosion effect, a teacher kicked us off because she thought the game was "too violent" Oh, and in late elementary, 8th and 9th grade, assholes would play their shitty hop hip aloud in the middle of class, but if i played some rock or metal with my headphones on, i would ge t kicked out of class by the teacher for being noisy. They also once banned me fro mever using computers because they thought it was my fault that their shitty ass routers didnt work(placed horizontally, right next to a giant metal pipe.. how clever). Oh and that time when my teacher went crazy on me, grabbed my arms and forced them on my back, pulling me away from the computer screaming "filthy criminal"(free translation of my native language) into my face, all i had done was making the images in a google image search spin around. Oh or that time when some idiot pupil called me a pirate hacker for writing my assignment in notepad, teacher flipped their shits on me too there. Eventually i got really mad at them and just got up CMD, turned the text colour green and telnetted to towel.blinkenlights.nl to watch starwars in ascii, fuckheads thought i had broken into the computer. Atleast most of the dudes at this free time youth club thing were former computer people, i could fiddle with assembly and DEBUG.exe as much as i wanted to, they even gave me challenges. Remember when i impressed a girl by making this cool fire effect appear in screen mode 13 or whatever its called. "Its like a fireplace, but on a computer!" On my current school, some shit supposed to prepare me for a more advanced thing eventually leading me to uni, i went on hackertyper and freaked out most of my class :P Later that day, somechucklefucks asked me if i could hack FB accounts for them.. fuck those :P
[QUOTE=Alcoholocaust;37927932] Oh and that time when my teacher went crazy on me, grabbed my arms and forced them on my back, pulling me away from the computer screaming "filthy criminal"(free translation of my native language) into my face, all i had done was making the images in a google image search spin around[/QUOTE] where do you live where that the teacher can do that without any problems
My friend got moved to a desk way away from me in art class ( 6th grade ) because he asked me for a supply, I forgot what it was.
A some what usual supply teacher comes in to my english class. He love to talk world issues, to show us he knows SOMETHING. He says "the world has a new country in..." I interupt "south Sudan" then he cotinues "a massive earthquake hit..." I interupted again " Japan". He sent me to the office. This same supply teacher asked for my name 12 times, (It's not fucking hard, it's a bloody English name) then after the 12th time I said "I am who I am" To the office! This teacher said. I laughed and said to the airport, i've got a flight to catch. (It was the day I left for India for vacation) walking out I blurted "Goodbye everybody" like Dr. Nick from the simpsons. A "Normal" teacher got me in trouble for HELPING a student out when my friends were bullying her. I couldn't care for the girl, but I expected better of my friends, and told them to stop. Got in trouble for it. The same teacher the following year doesn't give me the work they were doing in class, even after a month of hounding her and telling her I was going to be away on vacation for 3 weeks. Bitch of a teacher fails me when I return, saying I didn't do any work.
I used to (and still do) have trouble staying a awake in classes. A few years ago, in 8th grade I brought one of those shock pens to school, so if I felt tired, I'd shock myself. I made the mistake of telling a classmate of mine, who asked to see it. They passed it around the classroom, and I got in trouble for it, oddly enough. Had to go to detention.
I got suspended back in seventh grade for falling asleep for roughly thirty seconds.
[QUOTE=Crash15;37928321]where do you live where that the teacher can do that without any problems[/QUOTE] Denmark, Sped teachers can get away with anything, the school principle forced me to sign a paper disclaiming any sort of violence from my teachers side.(dont ask me why the fuck the municipality decided me to throw me there)
Got punished to shit for accidently falling asleep in class. Sorry my medication that relieves allergic reactions makes me drowsy. I'd rather be drowsy then vomiting my head off all day.
In 3rd grade my teacher just stopped walking after practically RUNNING, and I trip. I landed on the ground and I accidentally brushed her heel with my shoe. She turns around and starts screaming at everybody for no reason. She was really mean, one day she emptied like 4 kid's desks onto the ground and didn't let us go to the bathroom. Only bad teacher I've had though
My 3rd grade teacher was bad. I was new in town, so i used to get bullied everyday, on top of that i was put up a grade because i was performing better than average so i was put into a new class. Anyway, we used to have to write a few sentences about something, anything, so when i got stuck i used to draw on the sides of the page while i thought of something. 15 minutes pass and we all have to hand our work to the teacher before we head out, the teacher notices i haven't done squat, so he snatches my book up from me holds it up for the whole class to see, and says "what is this crap, are you telling me, you spent 15, minutes doing nothing!" The class was fucking silent and i got a fair few sheepish looks from the class. That happened every day for a fucking year, literally. I can remember all of the humiliating shit he had done to me. I missed out on class activities, doing sport, anything that required joy. I was too frightened to do anything with that prick, i felt as if i received 'special' treatment, nobody else got yelled at like i did.
[QUOTE=Gnomical;37206375]I got suspended for a 'week' in grade 5 for getting slapped in the face. Perhaps I should explain, there was this kid who always bullied me. I pretty much ignored him because he was scrawny as hell and clearly no threat. Everyday he'd say things like "Man I am so going to beat you up come the end of school" and pushed me and shit. I never pushed back or said anything mean back because what the fuck would the point be, I would get in trouble. (He was known for telling on people if they do this to him, despite the fact that he does it and never gets caught.) So it was after lunch and I went to use the restroom. I piss and start to walk out, I hear my name called. I turn around to find him grinning, and then BAM! a big fucking slap to the face. (It left a red fucking handmark and knocked me back a little) I went out of the restroom and told the substitute teacher. She called him over and sent us both to the principals office. So I go there, and sit outside as he is the first to tell his side. When it's my turn, I am told that he accused me of punching him in the face and kicking him in the nuts. (the fuck?) I denied it, saying he does this to every student trying to get them in trouble after terrorizing them and show the principal the fucking red handprint on my face. He comes in to rebuttal me. Denies that he is lying, claims his friends (douche bags) can be used a solid witnesses and say the red mark was a "light slap to try and stop the big bad boy punching and kicking at him (me)." I couldn't use any witnesses because my only two friends (I wasn't popular) were girls and were obviously not in the boys restroom. The principal decided that I was a massive bully and was given a week of suspension while the real threat was off scott free. I got the suspension down to two days because my parents came in saying that it is fucking bullshit, because I told them every time this kid did shit to me and they told the principal. The principal talked to my friends and a few other trustworthy people and found out that I was telling the truth (after two days) and lifted my suspension. Didn't fucking punish the brat though. [sp]He became very unpopular, in fact hated by everyone but one person in middle school though, and was constantly in trouble for bullying. He was transferred to a school for assholes half way through the second year. (It's a school for disciplinary challenged children, aka the trouble makers and no it's not really called a school for assholes) Serves him fucking right. This kid tormented so many children and even drove one to suicide.[/sp] That was much shorter in my mind, oh well sorry for a wall of text.[/QUOTE] He's lucky i wasent any of those kids. Been transferred many schools for beating up/mutilating bullies, mutilating as in knocking teeth out of them, scratching their eyes out and biting so hard into their hands/other limbs(WICH WERENT PENISES GET OUT) that they broke. I dunno, i was a beast before i was sent to a real special education school. Always been the "justice is best served if done yourself" kinda person, i know its stupid but the system sucks and the people supposed to manage this shit does nothing but sit in their rooms and drink cofee. I think that there should be people with tazers patrolling schools, fucked up shit happens when bullying is left unmanaged.
In 5th grade I asked my art teacher to go to the bathroom. She said "Why didn't you go during lunch?" Which was 30 FUCKING MINUTES AGO. I kind of shouted at her "I didn't have to go then!", she said to not talk back to her and then I got sent to the principal's office. Does it ever cross their minds that at lunch there was just nothing in my bladder? Or that if they didn't want me to answer they wouldn't ask a fucking QUESTION? Fucking idiots.
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