• Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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I got sent out of my class for accidentally dropping a pen in Year 8, teacher said I was distracting the class. Oh and in Year 6 I got a detention for taking a pen "aggressively" off a person who wrote stuff in my diary and punched me in the gut.
Spent a month under "observation" from my teachers/counselor and had to take a test determining if I was suicidal for reading a book about Columbine in 9th grade, I took the book out from the school library for a report.
I got shit on by reading a book about the history of guns silently in class during a free period. Book was confiscated, and i was suspended for the rest of the day for having it. Seriously, what the fuck? It was about old ancient guns like the musket and the first guns ever.
friday I stood on two chairs, teacher saw me, gave me a referral, get sent up to the office and gets suspended for two days including yesterday [editline]7th October 2012[/editline] freshmen year we got suspended for two days for fighting, now its stepping over a chair and you get suspended?
Drawing on a 1x1 piece of paper. Because it was 'crisis' and the school payed a lot of money for the paper. Yet they take 200 euro from every student every year.
I also got punished for "talking back" to a teacher when he kept getting a lot of words mispronounced in Spanish class. I don't see how a fluent Spanish speaker correcting your words is back talking.
I might sound as paranoid as fuck saying this but it really seems like some people become teachers just so they have an excuse to be nasty to children and teenagers.
I got in school suspension for going to the book fair before school started. By the time I left the first bell rang telling us to HURRY THE SHIT UP FIRST HOURS IN TEN MINUTES and I got to my class a minute late. :V:
I got told off in uni the other year for saying cunt by my tutor at the time when I was talking to one of my friends, despite us all being adults and I doubt anyone in the room could give a flying fuck about what we were saying unless it was something horrifically racist.
[QUOTE=DarkKrystal;37931374]I got suspended back in seventh grade for falling asleep for roughly thirty seconds.[/QUOTE] In 8th grade History my desk was 3-4 desks away from the teachers and he always had a direct line of sight towards me. There were several occasions where I'd fall asleep for collectively a third of the period and he would not notice me at all. He was an angry person nonetheless, once he yelled at me once because I said "sweet" when he said I had two days of detention and Friday night school (about three hours just sitting at a desk after school) for not finishing two worksheets. I got sent to the office for that one word and the woman at the desk told me to go back after she said he was crazy, then he bursts in the next period and says I'd be "kissing his feet begging for forgiveness" and that he'd be calling my mom over. I sort of sat there during the meeting and quietly stammered out that he didn't deserve an apology. He called me his worst student because of that. I told my mom I apologized to him after that meeting but I never did.
This idiot bully though it was a smart idea to bully me,so i placed myself next to the stairs,he tried to ram me,i dodged and tripped him and he fell down and broke his neck 7 times.
[QUOTE=IPK;37945998]This idiot bully though it was a smart idea to bully me,so i placed myself next to the stairs,he tried to ram me,i dodged and tripped him and he fell down and broke his neck 7 times.[/QUOTE] How the hell do you break your neck 7 times?
[QUOTE=IPK;37945998]This idiot bully though it was a smart idea to bully me,so i placed myself next to the stairs,he tried to ram me,i dodged and tripped him and he fell down and [b]broke his neck 7 times.[/b][/QUOTE] uuummm
[QUOTE=IPK;37945998] he fell down and broke his neck 7 times.[/QUOTE] Wait, what?
I got kicked out of a play for smashing the heads of two classmates against each other. I was behind them and they were looking at the play. Not really stupid but I really can't think of anything else :v:
[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;37947593]How the hell do you break your neck 7 times?[/QUOTE] I'm sure you can if you don't cut the spinal cord, if you are lucky, that is
I said "You're such a pig fucker Phillip" to my friend Pip, turns out he hadn't seen the South Park movie and got offended. I get sent to the Deputy Head and she's like "Your tutor seems to think you're not the kind of person to do something like this but I've had a student complain that you said he may uhh... UHMMMMMMMM." It was really awkward so I had to say "Fuck pigs?" and explain :suicide:
Not happened to me, but 3-4 days ago my Math teacher was explaining some rather complex stuff. My friend "X" was sitting next to me that day, I was busy taking notes as I really have a lot of trouble understanding the stuff she says. All of a sudden, the teacher goes silent. "X, get out of the classroom. Now." "But I didn-" "YOU LAUGHED DURING CLASS, NOW GET OUT" Fun fact, he didn't do anything. He was actually taking notes next to me, we weren't even speaking or anything. The teacher even forgot he was outside of the classroom, and she realized that after the bell rang :v:
So, this happened a while ago, to a kid who used to be in my JROTC class. He was a couple of grades higher than me. So, we were sitting in first period Math, the teacher was teaching some shit, I don't really remember specifics. This kid, I'll call him J, asked if the teacher could zoom in (He was using one of those smart-projecter boards.), and the teacher says no. Not even 2 minutes later, a girl sitting close by asks him the same goddamn question, and of course he's all smiles and says "Sure!". Of course, J gets pissed and calls him out, to which the teacher sends him to the office. The teacher was either sexist or racist (J was hispanic.) Fucking hated that teacher so goddamn much, I got stuck with him again for senior year.
Oh yeah, I remember something. I once got two F's in a row on IT because I opened paint too fast. "Today we are going to learn paint" I open paint "The students who just opened paint get F's by the way because I didn't told you to open paint" 15 seconds later "Now open paint" For fucks sake. And this teacher was pulling this shit off on daily basis. Seriously, that specific teacher is hated by generations in the city I live in. Almost every student who went to this school knows and fucking loathes him. The fucker had a stroke a year ago, can't say he deserved it even being the asshole he was. I still remember a conversation between two students. "Hey, did you hear Mister.M (let's call him that) had a stroke and is in the hospital?" "Wanna finish him of?" At least he can't teach anymore and the next generations of students won't have to put up with this cheesedicknugget. Also, he graded the girl's boobs, not their actual work. As for the boys, if you said "Hello" to him and kept quiet you had a chance. I got an A at the end of the semester, but fucking christ I can't stand this guy. He also literally wore the same clothes every single day.
Once in 9th grade I kicked a bottle down a staircase into a trash can that was on the floor bellow. The bottle traveled through 2 rails on the stairs on it's way down. It was like 10 centimeter between each pole on the railing, so the chance that it would have hit one of them was pretty high. Everyone around was cheering and all that shit untill we realized that the most shitheaded teacher in the entire school had seen it. He dragged me into a room and yelled like a madman at me. I just smiled and thought of my heroic kick. [IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/uKpD9.png[/IMG_thumb]
i got in trouble for bearing my shoulders. my sexy, suggestive, obscene, [I]shoulders[/I]. only one person in the whole school gives a fuck about dress code, and that would be the assistant principal. she is literally the only person who cares about it.
[QUOTE=Sashaisme;37953601]i got in trouble for bearing my shoulders. my sexy, suggestive, obscene, [I]shoulders[/I]. only one person in the whole school gives a fuck about dress code, and that would be the assistant principal. she is literally the only person who cares about it.[/QUOTE] dem shoulders mmm :v:
standing on the linoleum in the classroom.
Back in public school, there was a new principle and on the first day of her working there she came into my class and pointed at me and 6 others telling us we were suspended with no explanation. My guess is she just wanted to make a point that she was top shit. It was worth it in the end because my mother totally flipped shit at her which was awesome to watch. [editline]11th October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Sashaisme;37953601]i got in trouble for bearing my shoulders. my sexy, suggestive, obscene, [I]shoulders[/I]. only one person in the whole school gives a fuck about dress code, and that would be the assistant principal. she is literally the only person who cares about it.[/QUOTE] My sister got suspended from high school for showing too much cleavage. She got the suspension notice framed at it now hangs in out hall.
i got suspended when doing a class quiz on computing and typing source-toquiz.com/answers.php and actually finding the answers and telling everyone
I typed "Auswitch" on a paper and put it above the entrance to my School...
Someone said "Me? I'm pretty good at-" Then another person said "Did you use you and good in the same sentence" then did this fake laugh which was really fucking loud and they dropped to the ground like they were having a goddamn seizure,it looked like he was in serious pain, but he was just fake laughing and so i walked over and then derp teacher sees instantly sent to principal WTF and the guy didn't even say anything about it, apparently he went home for the rest of the day.
Sitting in class, on my final warning. Teacher says if I make as much as a sound or sudden movement she'll send me to the principal. I take to blinking rapidly and in a strange pattern without grimacing to distract her without actually breaking any rules. She eventually tells me to stop blinking on purpose, I refuse. She comes up really close and looks me in the face, I start blinking like my life depended on it. I get sent to the principal. (This was about, fifth grade I think.)
be noted this happened in real life teacher: you, pickup that can, me: no. twelvish minutes later I was in the vice principals office because the teacher had a nervous breakdown and I got 3 detentions which I never remembered to serve the next semester she took a leave of absence and then another one, came back for 2 months told me I did the right thing, then took more sick time and finally retired the year after I got out of middleschool
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