• Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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[QUOTE=Sableye;37993300]be noted this happened in real life teacher: you, pickup that can, me: no. twelvish minutes later I was in the vice principals office because the teacher had a nervous breakdown and I got 3 detentions which I never remembered to serve[/QUOTE] Your teacher must be a metrocop then. Anyway, When I was grade 6, a friend of mine grabbed my penis and we fought together after that.
Was sitting in Science, when my teacher drew a diagram on the board in Black and Yellow, as she was describing what the Black and the Yellow represented, i muttered "Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow" because it popped into my head, and got kicked out of my Science class for 3 days because of a "racist remark".
8th grade. Substitute claims I'm shooting drugs in class (it was a needle used for insuline. I have type 1 diabetes). So she gets a cop and when he sees, he says "You're a dumb ass" and walks out. She had also tried to take emergency food from before too. Tell her to fuck off, she threatens to suspend me so I just walked out.
[QUOTE=JerichoX;37997692]8th grade. Substitute claims I'm shooting drugs in class (it was a needle used for insuline. I have type 1 diabetes). So she gets a cop and when he sees, he says "You're a dumb ass" and walks out. She had also tried to take emergency food from before too. Tell her to fuck off, she threatens to suspend me so I just walked out.[/QUOTE] She shouldn't be teaching, and sub or not, she should have known the difference between insulin and drugs No drugee would just take their stuff out in the middle of the class and do it
[QUOTE=Crash15;37999796]She shouldn't be teaching, and sub or not, she should have known the difference between insulin and drugs No drugee would just take their stuff out in the middle of the class and do it[/QUOTE] She looked a lot like :downs:. Just asked my parents about it. They had gotten a call from the district. They said they banned her from teaching in the district and apologized.
'Too much ketchup' at my elementary school. Also mixing mustard and ketchup. Bitch principle never got off my dick, every day she was looking for reasons to punish me and my parents wouldn't believe me :(
i remember in year 7 we had a "field day" near the end of the year, where each team (there was like 3-4 teams per grade, each team had history teachers/math teachers/english etc.) anyways half-way through it we were having lunch and i tried to impress my friends by doing the sign of the horns behind one of the lunch aids the lunch aid turned around because she saw all my friends laughing and looking behind her and she kind-of laughed/giggled and told me to go back to my seat. i began walking back to my table when the fucking vice principal calls me over, pulls me out of the lunch room, takes me up to some 8th grade room and says that im sitting out for the rest of field day god damn it was cold in that room and since i was ready for going outside i didnt have a sweatshirt or anything motherfucker i had dodgeball as my next activity too (with all my friends) the moral of the story is that fuck principals (the majority of them are complete fucking assholes)
i got suspended on the last day of school in grade 6 for just pointing my finger at a teacher and saying "Your Mean!".
Last year during a long period of english I got bored out of my mind and I decided to draw a flipbook. The flipbook was basically a stick figure with a black head shooting a stick figure with a white head. Kind of something like this: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VjN2U.png[/IMG] I thought it was kind of entertaining so I showed the 2 mexicans behind me that day. Once the bell rang I threw the flipbook and got to lunch. The next day I walked in and a few minutes into the class the teacher calls me and the 2 mexicans outside to talk. But the teacher calls us out individually, first Edgar was called out, he says that he saw Adrian with it but didn't know where he had got it. Adrian gets called out and tells her that I passed it to him. Then I get called out, my teacher is literally in tears because of how offensive she finds the flipbook. She asks me where I had got it and I said I found it on the ground. She said she didn't believe me and it would be further investigated. So I get called up to talk with discipline a few times that week, they get some good points: She only passed out that color sticky note in my period (I drew the book on a sticky pad), it was drawn in a gel pen (I only use gel pens). The last time I get called up I get to talk to the ugly bitch with the lazy eye. When I entered she handed me the book and asked me why I drew it. I said I did not draw it. She said something along the lines of "This type of stuff may be funny in .... South Park, but not at school it's not" I almost laughed right there because she was acting so retarted. She told me how I could get suspended and then said "just admit you drew it" I thought: "You dumb bitch, why would you just tell me I could get suspended and then ask me to admit it? Are you retarted?" Anyways I got off the hook and that teacher hates me now. 2 weeks detention for screaming outside at lunch, not screaming curses, just screaming. Another time I got 6 hours of campus cleanup and and a referral for putting a brownie on a window.
Every fucking students at my school are fucking douchebags, asscocks whores of mankind. And it's hilarious that my teachers and principal are the only humans beings i can get along with nicely in this school.
Alright fellas, gather round. I got a report from back when I got expelled in middle school. I took every instance of my name and replaced it with Mstenger, even though you could probably figure me out just from that, I did it so I wouldn't show up on a Google search. __________________________________________________________ TIMELINE OF EVENTS THAT RESULTED IN SUSPENSION OF MSTENGER 8/29/05 – scanning pictures of military men with guns, questioned by Mrs. Moeller, he stated that they were pictures of his brother and it was allowed. 9/13/05 – began superimposing his face with guns and military bodies. 10/24-10/27/05 – took picture of himself acting retarded and poses of him appearing to hold a gun. 11/1/05 – began magazine cover project. 11/10/05 – finished magazine cover project. Project was taken to Mr. Watkins and to Guidance. The project was sent home and parents were contacted by Guidance. Event #1 – Magazine Cover * making fun of people with disabilities * murder and KKK rejoices * murder happens and no one cares * suicide (top ten ways to commit) * chat with the guy about why he did that thing * social life replaced for second rate stuff School Action – Principal and Guidance Counselor talked to Mstenger with concerns about his own health and suicidal thoughts and thoughts of hurting anyone else. Carol Schiering called and spoke to his parents. Outcome – Mstenger was warned about making such hateful remarks toward students with disabilities. He was questioned about the murder remarks on the front cover and warned not to continue to write statements that contained messages of hate or suicide. He was told that the school would not tolerate messages like his cover portrayed and could result in him being put out of school. Mstenger was quiet during the conversation and would not make eye contact or seem to be concerned with his actions. He would not answer questions or explain his actions until he was asked to several times. Concerns * hatred of others * suicide * self-esteem * bullying * depression * violence Event #2 12/1/05 – Mstenger continued to download pictures of guns and tried to print them during free print time. School Action – I spoke to Mstenger concerning his continued efforts to try and print pictures of guns. I explained to him why this action was not appropriate for the school setting. I also explained to him how this could be viewed by a school. If a student prints hate messages in a magazine cover and then continues to try to print pictures of guns gives me cause for concern. Mstenger wrote an article titled, “When I got Bored”, in this article he stated his desire to shoot himself in the foot with a paintball gun and to shoot things for no reason just because it wasn’t boring. He was warned not to download or print pictures of guns or write things that depict violence. He was counseled by Carol Schiering about printing images of himself holding guns. His parents were again called and told about Mstenger’s actions. Outcome – Mstenger told us about his brothers being in the service and how he had an interest in the military as well. Mstenger was asked if he had any intention of bringing any weapons into school he stated no, after repeating the question. He was asked if anyone in the building was bullying him, again after being asked twice he stated no. Mstenger was directed not to download pictures of guns or produce any media that portrayed hate or he could be expelled from school. His file directory was reviewed and he agreed not to download any media with weapons or violence. Concerns * fixation on military operations * fixation on artwork depicting him holding weapons * depression * violence Event #3 12/21/05 – Mstenger had pictures of guns along with a map of (School Name) High School on his school file. The file directory contained numerous pictures of military video game images. He had an image with a message containing a mission editor program that was downloadable. His file contained pictures portraying himself as a fugitive. Pictures of himself in shirts that say, “I know how you feel but, I don’t care”, I’m not weird I’m gifted”, “And your point is…” which seem like messages to the school authority. Mstenger also wrote letters in his literature classes about the types of arsenal he wanted for Christmas using the explicative, Freaking M249, grenade launchers, miniguns, and claymores. He signed this paper, stating, “the best person in the whole wide world (who is by the way better than you), Mstenger.” Mstenger was asked to write about an invention that changed his life. He chose to write about the PlayStation 2. He wrote, “It gives me a reason why I shouldn’t commit suicide.” In this particular paper he also speaks about marijuana and how the PlayStation is easier than rolling marijuana in paper, putting it in his mouth and inhaling and exhaling. School Action – Mstenger was called into the office with all of the images and writing that had been gathered since we had spoken with him last. I presented all of the pictures, images, and writings that were turned into the office. Carol Schiering was present to discuss the issues with Mstenger and to hear what he had to say about the things that were turned into the office. Mstenger again was not able to provide any explanation to the downloading of the map of East Central. He would not answer any of the questions on the first time asking him. When he was asked about the weapons Christmas list and what he would do with the weapons, he stated he would, “blow stuff up.” He had no response to the pictures on his directory, or as to why he would continually repeat these actions when he was directed not to print these things. We contacted Scott Eales, Consultant for the State Department of Education, dealing with Threat Assessment and Physical Evaluations concerning the things we pulled from Mstenger’s directory. Mr. Eales has worked for several federal departments dealing with profiling and homeland security. Upon his review of material faxed to him, he advised us to involve the state police and stated that there is a credible threat from his perspective. I contacted the state police and shared information with Trooper Vance Patton. He believed that the school would have reasonable cause in suspecting that Mstenger could be wanting to do harm to himself and/or the school. I also advised (Mstenger's mom) to call Community Mental Health to be able to have Mstenger evaluated by a counselor for fear that Mstenger may harm himself because he has written on two separate papers indications of thoughts of suicide. Outcome – Mstenger has continually printed material considered to be threatening to our student body. The material he has written is intimidating to the safety of our faculty and staff. As Principal of Sunman-Dearborn Middle School, I cannot say, with assurance, that Mstenger would not be a threat to the safety of the students and staff to which I have been hired to keep safe. I recommend that Mstenger be expelled for the remainder of this school year. It is my hope that he receives extensive counseling for the remainder of this school year. I will allow him to return at the conclusion of second semester to complete summer school. If he completes summer school with passing grades, I will make the recommendation to promote Mstenger to the high school for the 2006-2007 school year. Concerns – Safety of Students and Staff * suicide * weapons * depression * violence _____________________________ tl:dr I got suspended for an entire semester and I still get promoted to 9th grade without even taking summer school. It was pretty awesome always having the house to myself for 8 months. and by "began superimposing his face with guns and military bodies." take that at face value, it looked like the shit that Cyriak made.
In 3rd grade we were reading this book about native americans or some shit and it gets to this part describing how they walked very quietly. Anyway the bitch ass sub reading this to us suddenly burst out "UNLIKE YOU CLASS, YOU STORM UP THE STAIRS LIKE A BUNCH OF ELEPHANTS! AHAHAH!" To say the least this bitch was cray. My elementary school was built in basicly what is an old fallout shelter so the steps are all this like industrial metal shit so it was near impossible to walk up them silently. Not to mention we we're like 3rd graders and she yelled at us for walking to loud.
[QUOTE=Ratzz;36864639]One time this 8th grade blonde chick had to sit at my lunch table as part of some punishment. She sat there for like three seconds with me and my friends before getting up and then telling a teacher we were saying sexist stuff to her. The teacher came over and yelled at us telling us we were, "out of our minds" and that we had to write a two page paper apologizing to her or we would all be suspended. No one did it and no one gave a fuck. The girl was pissed.[/QUOTE] Sitting near you is a punishment? Was it that bad?
Got an in-school suspension at a public school for saying "What the hell?" Best day of school I ever had. Brought my PSP and laptop. Played video games and watched movies all day.
My old Japanese teacher gave us a picture of anime (ewwww). I didn't have a peach/skin colour pencil, so i just used pink (rather than yellow cause I thought that would be racist). He comes over, stops for about 5 seconds, his head turns into a tomato and he screams at me for colouring it in 'silly colours'. My friend who has painted it bright green laughs at me and then gets completely ignored by the teacher. For the rest of the year I coloured his stupid drawings in pink and everytime I could laugh in my head at his ridiculous tomato cranium (he had a really shiny bald head so it was even more funny :3).
[QUOTE=mstenger404;38004020]Wall of text[/QUOTE] Yes, you should suspend the student that you believe to be suicidal. This wont make things worse at all, no.
lost a green crayon and got detention in grade 4
The other day my friend Matt was getting his face near his food. He had mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, apple sauce, and a chicken sammich' So I smashed his face in it. He had potatoes in his eyebrows, apple sauce on his nose, potatoes dripping down his chin, the works. It was SOO fucking funny. The assistant principal saw me and gave me a week of lunch detention. I was laughing on the way to the in school suspension room thinking: totally worth it.
Just this year we were playing 4 square in gym despite being juniors, anyway I punched the ball hard straight down and the shit bounced right the fuck back up and smacked me right in the face. To say the least everyone playing lost their fuckin minds and fell on the floor laughing. The teacher sees us sitting on the ground and just assume we were fucking about. We were all forced to write an esay about 4 square.
[QUOTE=proch;37950490]Oh yeah, I remember something. I once got two F's in a row on IT because I opened paint too fast. "Today we are going to learn paint" I open paint "The students who just opened paint get F's by the way because I didn't told you to open paint" 15 seconds later "Now open paint" For fucks sake. And this teacher was pulling this shit off on daily basis. Seriously, that specific teacher is hated by generations in the city I live in. Almost every student who went to this school knows and fucking loathes him. The fucker had a stroke a year ago, can't say he deserved it even being the asshole he was. I still remember a conversation between two students. "Hey, did you hear Mister.M (let's call him that) had a stroke and is in the hospital?" "Wanna finish him of?" At least he can't teach anymore and the next generations of students won't have to put up with this cheesedicknugget. Also, he graded the girl's boobs, not their actual work. As for the boys, if you said "Hello" to him and kept quiet you had a chance. I got an A at the end of the semester, but fucking christ I can't stand this guy. He also literally wore the same clothes every single day.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure teachers aren't allowed to do that kind of shit, should've gone to the princepal. (atleast, it works that way in my school) Last yaer we had music class, the teacher really was a bitch and nobody likes her, I forgot my books, but I didnt tell her because I did not want to disturb class, when she noticed she said 'you think Im retarded. you think Im stupid?!' and I just replied with 'yes' Got suspension, never came and never got in trouble!
I couldn't go out for recess for two weeks because I ran on the playground. It turns out they banned running on the playground half-way through the year without telling anyone for no reason.
[QUOTE=omegasupreme1;38010613]I couldn't go out for recess for two weeks because I ran on the playground. It turns out they banned running on the playground half-way through the year without telling anyone for no reason.[/QUOTE] I find it hard to believe the school actually [i]banned[/i] running on the playground [i]where you're supposed to run and play[/i].
[QUOTE=Blazyd;38010697]I find it hard to believe the school actually [i]banned[/i] running on the playground [i]where you're supposed to run and play[/i].[/QUOTE] "Safety" My elementary school banned us from going outside when it was raining because puddles
[QUOTE=WaLLy3K;37083265]Me and three friends would often on our way home from school, stand on the top of a hill (that we'd climb up to get home) and throw rocks into the river below us. A kid that lived in the same apartment as me that really didn't like my friends and I (and was three grades below us) told the deputy principal that we threw rocks at his arm and got a big bruise from it. (It was actually his father who beat on his family often because he was a wackjob) We got suspended for three days, but we just came back to my place and chilled out for the time because my mum knew the story and didn't care. Better yet, one of the guys didn't even tell his parents about the suspension. This is unrelated and was a justified detention (because me and a mate got into a fight because he slogged a tennis ball at me and I punched him in the face), we'd sit down during our detentions during lunch in separate closets that they put us in and play with lego figurines. Teachers never caught on because we put those plastic tubs in front of us to cover it.[/QUOTE] That's screwed up, schools shouldn't be allowed to punish you in school for things out of school. If you throw a rock at a kid (Even though you didn't) in school, you deserve it. But outside they shouldn't be in control of shit
This one's a funny one that happened to me last year. I was extremely tired from a long day. Decided to take a little nap, wake up to the teacher screaming at me to stay awake. i fall back asleep again, she threatened for me to be toss out for a week for sleeping, so i decided to fuck with her, she walked up right next to me, and i closed one eye just before she walked to to me from my side. she suspended me for "Sleeping", and all i did was have one eye closed just to fuck around. I had other people defending me saying i was awake the whole time, and i was still suspended for a full week. Kinda reminds me of a time that i was suspended for staring at another teacher with a death stare for an hour.
[QUOTE=Aphtonites;36921000]Making .bat files is trying to hack into the school servers, according to the head of the IT department.[/QUOTE] Can't stress this enough, every teacher sees you doing confusing computer things will believe it's "haking da sistum". If you like pissing them off try the classic green text on black background dosbox, type lots of periods, random file names, and double slashes like //
I once got my laptop taken away because I "hacked into their network" despite their password was the goddamn school motto. It was freaking hilarious because the IT guy who knows dick all about computers came in acting so smart and was like "What kinda program did you use to crack to password" (his exact words). I just simply laughed and told him it was their fault for having the password so easy to guess. Then I reminded them that school's don't have any legal obligation to confiscate laptops and that I can call it in as stolen and god it back.
I remembered back in sixth grade, I was showing my friend the direction to the restroom; however, the idiot principal thought I was pulling a sling-shot on her ass...-___-'' I got detention and lunch duty all for pointing to the direction of the bathroom. lol :suicide:
Politely asking a classmate to be quiet so I can focus on the guitar sounds and the tone intensity so I can practice the fingering. He got all mouthy. I nearly got in trouble but he was sent down to the office.
[QUOTE=yureai;38012300]I remembered back in sixth grade, I was showing my friend the direction to the restroom; however, the idiot principal thought I was pulling a sling-shot on her ass...-___-'' I got detention and lunch duty all for pointing to the direction of the bathroom. lol :suicide:[/QUOTE] wat
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