Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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For asking my Turkish science teacher, "Do you know... (five second pause) ...the muffin man?"
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Stupid bitch told him to punch me giving me a bloody nose. Fucking witch
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what the shit
it wasn't me at the time, but my friend was written up for "excessive meowing in the hallway"..
I got in trouble for possession of a paper airplane, and apparently wasting my teacher's paper.
In elementary (6th) there was a kid that who bullied people (he was stupid also).
One day I was walking down the middle stairs and he started kicking my feet so I would trip; I ignored him, then he started shoving me. So when I got to the bottom of the stairs I punched him right in side of the head; he started bleeding and crying, then this mom took my by the arm and took me to the office.
Guess who got in trouble ?
<--- This guy.
Expelled for hacking.
I accidentally opened command prompt... it was right next to word :v:
I drew my name as big as the actual drawing in 4th grade art class once and got detention for it.
Ok, so in third grade, at lunch they sold these curious George fruit snacks for a quarter each, and they were amazing. I For the life of me can't remember why, but I decided to save up a bunch of quarters and buy like 10 packs of them. I think I was gonna share them with my friends or something, idk. So anyways, I had them all saved up, and payed for each and everyone of them.
I happily brought them back to my lunch table, opened them up, and made a big pile of them. Well it wasn't huge, but it was like the mother lode to a sugar craving third grader with a small stomach. Just when I was about to have some, the principal notices.
She comes up to me and starts questioning me over my little fruit snack pile. She probably though I stole them, even though I never had a reputation for dong stuff like that. I explained to her that I purchased them from the school store, and that I had saved up for the little pile. For some reason though, she thinks this shouldn't be allowed, even though I payed the school for it. She gets a ziplock Baggie, and tells me to put them in there. I did, and then she made me throw the whole fucking thing out!
They later contacted my mom, and she honestly didn't give a crap about it. She just thought they were being stupid taking away stuff I payed for. The next day, the principal made an announcement telling the whole cafeteria that you could now only have two fruit snack packs max.
I forgot to do my German homework once and my teacher acted as if I just strangled her children in front of everybody.
[QUOTE=TonyTheBean;38022461]Expelled for hacking.
I accidentally opened command prompt... it was right next to word :v:[/QUOTE]
Hah, reminds me of what happened a while ago. I was compiling a map and a braindead teacher walked in, saw the compile log, and accused me of hacking. I just egged her on for about 5-10 minutes until my IT teacher (who used to do Quake 3 mapping) asked what the problem was, and laughed.
[QUOTE=DatJerk;38020794]For asking my Turkish science teacher, "Do you know... (five second pause) ...the muffin man?"[/QUOTE]
He better fucking know the god damn muffin man.
[QUOTE=TonyTheBean;38022461]Expelled for hacking.
I accidentally opened command prompt... it was right next to word :v:[/QUOTE]
That is fucking gold
I got sent out of class today for encouraging annother student. One of the teacher in MFL was telling a friend of mine of, when she had stopped I turned round and said "Yeah Conor, always try your hardest". I was told that I was "Disrupting the class"
Not really "got in trouble" but this one really annoyed the hell out of me.
So one day I get up, get ready, blahblahblah, go outside, and the bus doesn't come, I wait 10 minutes, no bus, so now I gotta call someone to drive me, so they rush over and drive me to school as fast as they can, I get to school maybe 2-3 minutes after 1st hour starts, and as I'm running in the building the principal stops me and makes me listen to this 10 minute speech about how "it's all your fault" and "you should've been more prepared", the whole time I just want to scream at him "How is your bus not showing up my fault?" and thanks to him I'm now late for my AP history test.
Got caught playing mario
They gave me a afterschool detention after searching my computer for games
I know playing mario is bad but a fucking afterschool is a bit much, dumb bitch teacher didn't even search my computer well, just went to the 'All my files' section and scrolled down
I remember when I hid a pen from this girl in my class.
It's a pen, right? No big woop? Nobody cares?
Wrong.
The WHOLE class went on to look for it everywhere, and then accuse the people in front (including me, and me specially for some reason) of taking it.
I had the pen all the time hid inside my shoe right next to my ankle. Teacher however was really cool. She said if anyone actually found the pen on me, it surely wasn't me who put it there, and someone else who ditched/planted it there.
Nobody found out.
I ditched the pen outside, far away from the school when no one would see...
All that trouble for a pen that costs maybe not even a dollar. What the fuck.
There was another time when I shaved a table with a box cutter. Math teacher was a real pussy (really acted like an enfeminate weirdo, even wears a thong and shakes the chalk in... lets say "a way FP knows what it means", no offense), and he caught all the table shavings right under me.
Started framing me and bla bla bla.
Later had to do a report saying what happened, and nothing happened.
That other teacher must have bailed me out again. She was really cool actually, and even a few years after ending classes with her, still say hi to her every once in a while.
Just remembered another.
On a field trip to the beach, I was once put on a time out for touching one of those sand dunes that if you touch it, it starts sort of breaking up and flowing sand.
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;37992337]My sister got suspended from high school for showing too much cleavage.
She got the suspension notice framed at it now hangs in out hall.[/QUOTE]
So, uhm... pictures?
Of the suspension.
[sp]WOW just how much cleavage does she even have for that to happen? :v:[/sp]
Hiccups.
[QUOTE=dass;38030481][sp]WOW just how much cleavage does she even have for that to happen? :v:[/sp][/QUOTE]
Dunno about you but my school regulations say any at all is too much.
[QUOTE=Max The Mouse;38011121]That's screwed up, schools shouldn't be allowed to punish you in school for things out of school. If you throw a rock at a kid (Even though you didn't) in school, you deserve it. But outside they shouldn't be in control of shit[/QUOTE]
my brother got expelled from high school for getting in a fight off school grounds, also not even during school hours
Defending myself from getting kicked in the nuts by my sister for no reason :v: schools sure are retarded.
A teacher smacked a book over my head cause i fell asleep in the study hall, I'm not really angry bout it cause I liked the teacher and he retired for health reasons. Still though, didnt need to slap me over the head with a book.
Last year for Irish Class, we had a temp teacher cause our teacher was on maternity leave. Basically all year we didn't do any work and just chatted because the teacher wouldn't teach us. Now I'm afraid I'm gonna fail Irish for my leaving cert exams, which if you fail you have to repeat your exams. Anyway, bout mid way through last year, one of my friends took my book, then passed it around to some other people I know. then we actually started doing actual classwork so I needed my book, but no one knew who had the book, and naturally I got kinda pissed off. So I'm sittin there and I say to the teacher when he asks me to read out a paragraph, that someone has my book. And then I keep askin for someone to give me back my book and I gradually get more and more annoyed. So I say it to the teach that I still can't read the paragraph because someone has my book. He then tells me it's not his problem. And then the frustration burst out of me and I said "it is your fuckin problem". He was like "woah" ann then he told me to wait after class, but completely forgot so I just carried on to my next class. I got my book back, it was at the back of the class on a seat. ffs.
[QUOTE=geoface;38030918]A teacher smacked a book over my head[/QUOTE]
Your avatar really fits this sentence.
If that happened to me, I would fucking flurry shit all over the teacher who is one of those motherfuckers that thinks pain is the best discipline.
I got kicked out of biology for chugging a bottle of hot sauce that my mexican friend pulled out of his backpack
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[sp]WOW just how much cleavage does she even have for that to happen? :v:[/sp][/QUOTE]
Quite a bit, apparently. Though she doesn't exactly do her best to hide it.
during a carnival party at school i filmed my friend interviewing teachers and making fun of the school. I later uploaded it to youtube. The next morning i recieved a call from the headmaster telling me to immediately take it down or face the consequences. The video would have given a completely bad image of the school, because everything was out of control, people were drunk/high, it was more like a rave.
My teacher took away my coloring sheet because I colored a cat orange, and orange cats apparently don't exist.
I made a .bat file that opened up a window that said "hello" and apparently you can get in trouble for that
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[QUOTE=W_alex;38040984]In middle school, I got suspended for saying the word 'niggardly' in class. I even searched up the definition for my principle to show my innocence![/QUOTE] i'm sure that most people haven't ever heard of that word before so that's not really that bad, as long as you weren't kept suspended
I got my computer privileges taken away for a month because I typed in the URL of the website instead of googling it. Accused of using restricted methods. Fuck Connecticut IT people.
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