Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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[QUOTE=LaughingStock;38040597]My teacher took away my coloring sheet because I colored a cat orange, and orange cats apparently don't exist.[/QUOTE]
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That teacher is a dirty dirty liar.
[QUOTE=CarmineGear;38041500]I got my computer privileges taken away for a month because I typed in the URL of the website instead of googling it. Accused of using restricted methods. Fuck Connecticut IT people.[/QUOTE]That is gold.
In first grade I was sent to the office for an entire day because I got pantsed. I was accused of being "indecent". Last day of school too, what the hell.
In year 7, i was sitting in class copping shit from this stupid slut telling me i should cut my hair and shit like that so i started reflecting light into her eyes using my watch. Next thing, she starts mewling to the teacher who proceeded to not give a fuck, so she threw a pen at me and it hit this other chick (another cunt of a person) in the face and drew a bit of blood. Bitch who got hit by the pen started crying and dramatically exits the class, my friends breaks the silence by laughing.
Didn't get in trouble for this but I thought it was kind of funny. This one time when we were in biology the girl behind me who was bored I guess and wanted to annoy the teacher like she always did was smearing glue over the table and cutting small pieces of her hair so they would stick to the table. The next lesson we (the girl, the girl next to her, me and the guy sitting next to me) were taken out of the class because the teacher thought we had something to do with it.
[QUOTE=CarmineGear;38041500]I got my computer privileges taken away for a month because I typed in the URL of the website instead of googling it. Accused of using restricted methods. Fuck Connecticut IT people.[/QUOTE]
rough, i remember back when my school just got laptops for the classroom and my english teacher would horde them away (she litteraly disguised the laptop cart like a bookshelf so when x teacher walked in she would say y teacher on the other side of the building has them, rly funny) they didnt actually have filters so much as a list of restricted websites, so.... just about open internet that year, god i love m19 webfilter they had, very ineffective, then they changed to bess or something and by my last year in highschool i could look up, "how to make a thermonuclear device" but i couldnt lookup hitler or the holicaust because its considered "racist or supremisist", i could also look up tsar bomba but couldnt look up oklahoma bombing, i even could look up how to make a pipebomb, but not lookup the anarchist's cookbook
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;38029106]He better fucking know the god damn muffin man.[/QUOTE]
This particular woman has something against me. Bitch, if you don't like me, you could have chosen any other fucking place in the United States to teach, but you come to Oklahoma? You most boring state in the country?
This is justified too, go to Google and look up "things to do in" and you'll get "things to do in Oklahoma City".
I changed the resoultion on one of the school computers, and the teacher saw me doing it, and gave me detention for "Hacking the computer". I also got suspended for a day for hacking, when i saved a file as a PNG instead of a jpg... She saw me have that box where you select what format, and said she knew that i was hacking.
Bloody hell, I didn't know there were so many retarded teachers. I'm lucky all the teachers i've had have been either really chill or just get on with their job well
i was sitting in intro to comp graphics my freshman year
some bitch of a substitute that literally no human being has ever liked or even tolerated was the sub, and whaddya know, my bro was the person she hated the most
so she went up to me and told me to give her my phone, i didnt have it out or anything
then she went to the office and got it confiscated and got all up in my face and said
"MR. ZANDER SAID HE WAS VERY GLAD TO TAKE YOUR PHONE AWAY"
so i spat in her face
after school i went to mr zander, the ass. principal (anything but an ass) and he was chill and actually congratulated me and gave it back
best highschool ever
You just spit death in the face, Literally.
I used to get yelled at by my old english teacher for completing work too fast and not asking for more to do.
For whatever reason, I seem to often get on the bad side of my science teachers
I don't know why, I do all the work, maintain excellent grades, treat them nice, etc.
Then again, my last science teacher did go on about the end of the world would be every day
i accidently told a fat teacher that she looked 8'months pregnant..
me and a class mate laughed for 45 minutes straight untill she kicked us both out.
High fived a friend while the teacher wasn't looking, he turned around and saw my hand up around head height, so he assumed I slapped him across the face and kicked me out of class.
Year 3, brought in a lunchbox. It was too big, so i brought in a slightly smaller one. Too small. Bitch, make up your mind.
[QUOTE=Mike Tyson;38719934]Year 3, brought in a lunchbox. It was too big, so i brought in a slightly smaller one. Too small. Bitch, make up your mind.[/QUOTE]
You actually got in trouble because your lunchbox was the wrong size? wtf is wrong with that teacher
1. Spitting on the floor at a public pool (It was a school day out) because chlorine was reacting with my nose
2. Chasing kids with a handkerchief, despite no intention to wipe it on them
3. Throwing rocks off the top of a cliff into the lake at the bottom, which apparently hit a kids arm and made a large bruise (It was known his father was crazy and beat his family up)
4. Finding out the teachers password and deleting content off students accounts I didn't like (Stupid stuff like Simpsons sounds and things)
So, back when I was taking Robotics in 7th Grade, I always ended up on a team with this kid who had ADHD or something. One days, he pretends to be my friend, next day, we're apparently mortal enemies.
So, on our first competition, I ended up getting kicked out because he complained about my robot suggestions to the teacher.
I was able to go to the next competition with a better team, and we managed to win first.
The ironic thing is that that was the only robotics competition my middle school has won to date.
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4. Finding out the teachers password and deleting content off students accounts I didn't like (Stupid stuff like Simpsons sounds and things)[/QUOTE]
Thats a pretty good reason to get into trouble.
In middle school, the door was locked without me realizing it, so I turned the handle to try and open it anyways (after lunch), the door moved JUST enough to make a loud bang noise, teacher next door came out and wrote me a detention for "kicking the door"...wtf?
When translating from Latin, I laughed out loud at the sentence 'The Dwarves were juggling balls' and got a detention.
In kindergarten, I was dragged into time out (literally dragged) every single day, because I would cry after my parents left, and wouldn't stop crying.
This was right after my grandmother died by the way.
[QUOTE=WalkerBait;38743587]In kindergarten, I was dragged into time out (literally dragged) every single day, because I would cry after my parents left, and wouldn't stop crying.
This was right after my grandmother died by the way.[/QUOTE]
That's terrible, jeez.
Back in 1st grade, this kid sitting across from me was acting like a jack ass and asked me to punch him in the face. I obliged his request and got sent to the principal.
What the hell; last time I help someone out.
My friend tapped my shin with his foot.
Apparently that constitutes as, in the teacher's words, "dangerous".
This was about 2 years ago but i looked around the class when doing a test,my teacher just flipped
I had a dream my Turkish science teacher gave me a Saturday. I stabbed her in the neck with a thermometer and broke it off.
I got suspended for saying: "Jail"
Teacher dropped her stuff on my desk, I put it on hers, and then it dropped, she wanted to suspend me, but remember that Im pretty much on top of the grade list.
Trouble for self defence.
I've also done a lot of shit I should've gotten in trouble for, but the teachers like me because I behave will in the lessons, so they let me walk. :v:
Oh, when I was 6 years old, I accidentally hitted my right hand with my scissors.
I was bleeding out in the middle of the class and I said: "Teacher, I'm bleeding out".
Then, she said: "AND?, DO YOU THINK I'M THE PROBLEM?" and started yelling at me for the whole day.
Back in primary school me and 3 friends got made to sit facing a corner each for our entire breaktime for playing tag because contact is ~so dangerous~.
I swear some teachers are just pure fucking messed up in the head.
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