Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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[QUOTE=Xieneus;36864571]I asked to go the bathroom. No joke.[/QUOTE]
Reasons like this is why I held it till I got home, as it always took forever to get to the bathroom after lunch and going home time because every other kid was rushing in there making a line going out of the bathroom and down the hallway
And by the time I would've gotten close to getting in there, oops, too late. you're gonna be late for class. or you'll miss the bus.
yeah..
there was only two bathrooms in the entire school.
1st and 3rd grade got one bathroom and 4th and 5th got the other
Doesn't sound like too many kids but when they're all playing in the sinks and the like, and the teachers aren't paying one bit of attention, it gets crazy
So one day I watched a rated R movie and they said a lot of language that was bad but I didn't know it. The next day I went to kindergarten and the teachers were calling out birth months, and if they called your month you got a cookie. It was my favorite kind of cookie. They called some months multiple times (my friend got four cookies) but they never called October. When they said, "Okay, we're out of cookies," I screamed 'GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!"
I got in big trouble.
Said "Hell" in 5th grade. Got sent to the principal's office.
talked when everyone else was talking.
Oh and one time a kid falsely accused me of bullying him, the principal rang my mum and told her that she, and the other teaching staff didn't believe the kid was telling the truth.........yet I still got punished
one time in fifth grade i got an in-school suspension for a day because my teacher became convinced i was going to kill her
she left the year after
i got permabanned for using multihack 5.4
Didn't happen to me per se, but one of my friends was asked out by a Year 8 girl, he said he wasn't interested, so she went to a teacher and told them that he had slapped her. he got three days in-school suspension for it. Never even got to tell his side of the story.
I got kicked in the dick so hard my shaft bruised and because I beat the shit out of the kid who did it I got suspended for a week
[QUOTE=Bound;36866197]I got kicked in the dick so hard my shaft bruised and because I beat the shit out of the kid who did it I got suspended for a week[/QUOTE]
Was it worth it?
I got smacked in the crotch with a hockey stick during PE. After I waddled off the court so I could talk with the instructor about it, she told me that I was going to get detention for leaving mid-game.
Fuck you, old lady. My balls are more important than floor hockey.
[QUOTE=Bound;36866197]I got kicked in the dick so hard my shaft bruised and because I beat the shit out of the kid who did it I got suspended for a week[/QUOTE]
Alpha male.
-In 8th grade I almost got lunch detention for saying the word Phlegm twice but talked the teacher out of it
-In 8th grade they called each lunch table up to get food and I sat in the back, so me and the rest of the table misheard the lunch monitor and went up. Since we got food when we weren't supposed to, we all had to sit in the dean's office the next day
I made a bit of the wall brown in my ICT Block.
My punishment was internal exclusion and a fine. Luckily I cleaned it off.
Saying hump to a kid in third grade (well, another kid told me TO hump this other kid, but all I did was just say the word).
I shit you not, he ran to the principal and me and him got ISS.
IN THIRD GRADE.
HUMP.
WHAT IS THIS PENIS THING HOW DO I EVEN??
My friend moved the table for no reason, it pushed the leg of my chair up causing it to tip slightly, teacher snaps around like a fucking owl and says "Get out." and i said "but he's pushing the table" and then she's like "THEN YOU COME AND TELL ME! OUT!"
I mistaken one of my classmate as a girl, and yelled loud when I saw him walked out from a Men's Room.
I was made to copy " My classmate *name*, is a boy, not a girl." for a hundred times that day.
In third grade, my teacher was talking to me at her desk and I asked if that thing by her computer was an iPod Shuffle. Got suspended.
What.
Putting my foot in one of those chair baskets under the chair.
I remember walking into a class and then getting told to leave. I didn't even have time to do anything and the teacher told me to get out.
Did i walk through the doorway wrong?
I apparently said "fuck, I'm white" when I never said such a thing. Two fucking girls got me in trouble, because apparently my word is worth shit.
I got 3 days ISS for it. And this was the school that got at least one yearly bomb threat and had weed found in the bathroom. More than once. How the fuck do you come up with 3 days suspension when there might be weed in the bathroom???
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;36868052] More than once. How the fuck do you come up with 3 days suspension when there might be weed in the bathroom???[/QUOTE]
Because your principle smokes the weed in there, 420.
I was approximately 40 seconds late for class one day,not a minute late,just 40 SECONDS.The teacher got mad at me just cuz of that and forced a detention onto me.The entire class objected to her punishment as unjust,but she turned a deaf ear towards all of them.How dumb is that?
"Stop talking!"
"But it wasn't me"
"You were thinking about it!"
-_-
[QUOTE=Triarii;36868096]"Stop talking!"
"But it wasn't me"
"You were thinking about it!"
-_-[/QUOTE]
Bullshit.
Oh boy. My year 2 teacher was a total bitch. As a kid, I had to sit on a chair, rather than on the floor because of problems with my leg, and the teacher was hovering over me, and she told everything to stand up, I stood up, and accidently hedabutted her in the chin, and got sent to the headmasters office.
Last school year I was outside with PE class and I spit some mucus out of my throat because my allergies were flaring the fuck up causing shit-ton of mucus to be in my throat . The female coach who I was near said "Oh God, -name here- why'd you do that" and I turned to her and said. "It's not THAT nasty coach you've had little tiny babies crawl out of your vagina." She told me I can't say that to a teacher and I had to goto office. The vice principle said that was sexual harassment and suspended me for 3 days.
I'm still utterly confused on how that counted as sexual harassment.
We played Memory in 5x4 groups and everyone yelled when they didn't got the match.
it was a mix of "asshole" "bitch" and "god damn it"
And when i lost for the 3rd time i yelled out "BADGERCUNT!" and the teacher asked "WHO SAID THAT?!" but ignored the other swearing.
this fucking teacher.
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;36865541]there was only two bathrooms in the entire school.
1st and 3rd grade got one bathroom and 4th and 5th got the other
Doesn't sound like too many kids but when they're all playing in the sinks and the like, and the teachers aren't paying one bit of attention, it gets crazy[/QUOTE]
Poor 2nd graders.
[editline]21st July 2012[/editline]
In 10th grade I got in trouble because my friend tripped me while I was walking to my seat.
Called a teacher by her first name. Lunchtime detention. FUCK
So there was this bitch in my class, comes out of the blue flying fuck at me and complains how skinny i am.
"fine by me" i said, and replied with "well, you are fat"
after some talking and her trying to assault me, she left infuriated slamming the door and trying to tell the teacher.
the class applauded as she left.
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