• Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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In year 4 we had this horrible supply teacher, he shouted at me and my friends for sitting to close together and said that "If you stay that close you will get germs from breathing each others air" Oh and he ranted at me after I helped someone find their water bottle (they left it on my table) and said that "You shouldn't help others, they should learn to do things on their own, what are you, his mother?"
[QUOTE=absolalone111;38753082]In year 4 we had this horrible supply teacher, he shouted at me and my friends for sitting to close together and said that "If you stay that close you will get germs from breathing each others air" Oh and he ranted at me after I helped someone find their water bottle (they left it on my table) and said that "You shouldn't help others, they should learn to do things on their own, what are you, his mother?"[/QUOTE] Some people just shouldn't teach
[QUOTE=racerfan;38753103]Some people just shouldn't teach[/QUOTE] some people should be separated from society
I had my hand too close to my crotch.
During 5th grade, I got jumped by the school's "tough kids" during recess for no other reason than me being a "filthy foreigner", and when we got into the principal's office, the principal scolded me for "provoking" the kids who jumped me because apparently they fed him some bullshit story.
Eating jello with a straw.
I once threw a baby carrot at a kid in 3rd grade and I got in trouble for "Endangering fellow student's life"
[QUOTE=Miasmic;38756539]I had my hand too close to my crotch.[/QUOTE] why was the teacher looking there in the first place?
I got suspended because I got access to the teacher's room printer I think you can figure out where this went :v:
I was locked in a locker by some people in my gym class. The coach found me and I was the one who got in trouble -.- [editline]9th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=WingedAssailant;38760031]why was the teacher looking there in the first place?[/QUOTE] Right? lol Perv teachers now a days. [editline]9th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=stabbytheghost;38758470]I once threw a baby carrot at a kid in 3rd grade and I got in trouble for "Endangering fellow student's life"[/QUOTE] omg! why would you do that!? it could've killed him! lol. [editline]9th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Bletotum;38758429]Eating jello with a straw.[/QUOTE] i do that all the time lol [editline]9th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Hanso;38714571]I used to get yelled at by my old english teacher for completing work too fast and not asking for more to do.[/QUOTE] why wouldn't you ask for more work like any normal student? I mean, work is SO fun right?
I drew a booger on George Washington and got a note sent home with me.
I got yelled at in third grade for not eating my sandwich first during lunch.
In like, 4th grade I threw a pencil at a kid who picked on me everyday. Threatened with [B]expulsion[/B]. Week or so later, a kid STABS someone's hand with a pen so that it got stuck in his hand, because his hand was slightly on his desk. Zero punishment. Yeah... My elementary school was a fucking joke.
In 7th grade I was in the same gym class as the kid that was always high and would mouth off to teachers. Every day as a warm up we'd get in a single line and run up and down the gym a few times. One day our teacher decides to spend a whole class bitching at me because I ran next to the trouble kid. Wasn't even talking to him or anything, just "I shouldn't be embarrassing myself like that" and "I'm disappointed you would do that". Got my mom to call up the next day and complain about the teacher, she never looked at me again :)
At my primary school, teachers would fucking force feed you. They would come around and check your lunchbox and if you hadn't eaten every single last crumb of food you had to sit there and finish. For fucks sake, im not hungry right now, get the fuck out of my face. Also, breaking up fights. I could possibly have saved someone from a trip to the hospital (boy with anger issues wielding a metal broom, wrangling that motherfucker without taking a couple strikes with it was hard),then i get in trouble for "worsening the fight". If i didn't intervene, someone could have possibly died goddamnit. These are not babies. They can hit very hard. The schools were\are shitty around here, so fights like this are normal. Kid steals my skipping rope that my friend and i were using, uses it to tie around the door handles (he knotted the motherfucker about 80 times around the door handle) and we had to call the caretaker to cut the skipping rope because nobody could undo the knots. Guess who got sent to the principal's office? lol me of course.
Wow, reading through this thread is amazing. Not boasting because it was a stupid thing to do, but in senior school once I arrived moderately intoxicated (I wasn't even over the legal minimum drinking age) and all I got was a slap on the wrist. My school must have been pretty laid back.
Kinda same thing here, every school I've been to is really chill about stuff, and whenever serious stuff arises a teacher has a talk about it, that's about it. I guess we swedes are relaxed. So in the start of 6th grade(~14 years old, new school)I get a new class. One guy dislikes me, he dislikes me to the point where he never shuts the fuck up about how he wants to beat me and shit, but he's wayy too much of a pussy to actually do anything, he also decides to pick on one of my friends who's a bit special(As in not afraid to punch that bitch in the face), and he proceeds to do so and that picky guy doesn't come to school the next day, one teacher asks us about it and we just said he had it coming. Afterwards they become really good friends, and I get on pretty good terms with him too. No consequences.
I remember once at primary school something like i didn't want my sandwiches so they tried to force me to eat them, or someone else didn't want theirs and just left them on the floor (in a plastic bag) and someone said they were mine so a teacher tried to get me to eat them. At one point someone dropped their packet of crisps on the floor and blamed it on me so i had to go and clean them up (even though i was outside at the time so it couldn't of been me)
For being next to someone who did something stupid, not involving me. Apparently guilt by association is still a thing these days.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;38030662]Dunno about you but my school regulations say any at all is too much.[/QUOTE] Your school sounds boob-less and shitty.
I've got two. One in infants, I'm not sure what year, possibly reception or year 1. It was a rule or something that we had to eat our sandwiches before ANYTHING else, because that's how it was supposed to be eaten or something stupid like that. I had a pack of crisps, a flavour I had never had before, I was thrilled. Couldn't open them. Bugger. Asked the dinner lady, and she started with, had your sandwiches already? that was fast, I said no and it kind of irrupted into her shouting at me to eat my sandwiches before anything else. Also, we weren't allowed to bring our own drinks, instead we got this murky tap water in half-cleaned cups. In year 8, we went on a school trip to the zoo, I'm sure you've all heard of the mini game, (most of you, anyway) where you punch someone in the leg if you see a mini, and vice verca. I was winning about 30-1 and after we had got off the bus, we walked down the road to the entrance of where we were going. I saw a mini drive past in the distance, I spun my head, fist clenched, and I saw my friends fist flinging towards me. At this point it was too late to react, and he got the jump on me. This is where shit gets crazy, he punches me, and laughs, I smile, then a teacher comes up to ME "-my name-, how could you do this to someone!?" and then another one comes up to me and says "-my name- I'm shocked, you don't do stuff like that to someone in public..." Needless to say, it was a joke between a few of us, and has been since then, resulting in a "oh god I'm so sorry you punched me" whenever someone hits someone.
I got in trouble for "hacking" some month ago or so. I opened the fullscreen terminal on my Ubuntu laptop in school and wrote a text file. Apparently text based interfaces are hacking.
Had to design, create and name an imaginary drink in a chemistry test. Called it Pißwasser. Im german.
In 7th grade english class a girl called me skinny (in a "wow, that is weird" type of way) So I called her fat. Detention.
In first grade I got sent out of the classroom because I shared the piece of cake my mother packed in my lunch, with a classmate. So much for sharing with people :/
Got 2 days in school suspension for drawing a swastika and hitler on crack in my notebook. Yes it's real and really stupid but fucking 2 DAY SUSPENSION .. IN SCHOOL? After my 2 day suspension. I got a counselor randomly talking to me, wondering if i'm racist and if I support nazism. I'm 17 now, was about 14-15 when this happened in the 7th grade. Was told if someone who is jewish see's the swastika, it might offend them. OH BUT IT'S OK TO SHOW A WW2 FILM WITH A SWASTIKA IN IT. The school system sure is great...
[QUOTE=Episode;38797240]Got 2 days in school suspension for drawing a swastika and hitler on crack in my notebook. Yes it's real and really stupid but fucking 2 DAY SUSPENSION .. IN SCHOOL? After my 2 day suspension. I got a counselor randomly talking to me, wondering if i'm racist and if I support nazism. I'm 17 now, was about 14-15 when this happened in the 7th grade. Was told if someone who is jewish see's the swastika, it might offend them. OH BUT IT'S OK TO SHOW A WW2 FILM WITH A SWASTIKA IN IT. The school system sure is great...[/QUOTE] This is a valid reason to be suspended. There's a difference between drawing swastikas and showing them for educational purposes.
I remember in primary school we used to pray to jeebus before we ate, I was hungry as hell and obviously didn't want to pray so I began eating. Got fucking bollocked. Also, not eating sandwiches first. I don't even...
I didn't feel like coloring back in kindergarden and apparently that was our "Homework" that day was to color a giraffe. Then it was play time and it had only been about 5 minutes in, and I was trying to play with some kids but they didn't want to so I grabbed a basket with some legos or something and dumped it out by accident and the teacher canceled play time and made me clean them all up. Oh yeah, and then I rolled over during nap time and opened my eyes and they told me to go to sleep or I'd be in trouble. I only went to that school for 2 days but fuck did it suck.
Found paper, blank but like folded a million times over to a ridiculously small size. Thought it was cool, bitchy girl thought it was her homework; showed her it was blank and she walked away. I then threw out the paper and went to class, bitch girl and teacher are standing there and the teacher then DEMANDS like screaming and everything that I give her back her homework. I told her it was just blank paper and I threw it out; she didn't believe me so I pulled it out of recycle... showed it to her, she looked over it and then gave me a 3 day suspension for erasing the girls homework off her paper. Later though they found out it wasn't her homework and she got 2 weeks suspension for lying to a teacher and all that mess.
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