• Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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Back in fifth grade, I got in trouble for putting a smiley face on a test our teacher had us correct.
I told my english teacher that she was mentally disabled, I got my ass handed and had to visit the principal.
I got a detention for untwisting the bottom of a computer mouse.
[QUOTE=junker|154;38837219]I told my english teacher that she was mentally disabled, I got my ass handed and had to visit the principal.[/QUOTE] Well that sounds like legitimate reason to get in trouble.
Okay so I had to do an assignment at my school that required the internet. I was doing that while working on my actual work in a small window compared to my bigger work to get double the stuff done. My teacher came to see what I was doing so I showed her. So then I got in trouble for "Being on an internet chatroom" and saying she had a recording of me doing it. I think a month later she got fired for lying to students and parents though.
[QUOTE=Burgervich;38837243]Well that sounds like legitimate reason to get in trouble.[/QUOTE] It was stupid of me saying such a thing. Anyways that teacher was a psychotic bitch.
Fuck, hearing all of this shit makes me so glad I graduated HS in 08. Happiest day of my life, did nothing but waste my time, as it was full of retarded "bad" kids who acted up and the teachers decided "Oh we won't teach the class we'll just let this idiot run his mouth"
In trouble for unplugging the keyboard and plugging it into the more functional computer that was lacking a keyboard because some tard had smashed the previous keyboard by stomping on it with his bare fungus infested foot
In junior school I refused to play football with the Saints team because I hated football and didn't want to have anything to do with their life nor sport. Got send to the head but I didn't go, I just sat in the classroom until they came back by which time it was time to go home.
Bringing in an Mp3 player when we were told to bring in Ipods
Our teacher was a no nonsense teacher. Me and my friends were having way too much fun and I ended up asking to go to the bathroom with a thumb out my zipper so it would look like a dingaling. Almost got in trouble for sexual harassment. Sure wish I didn't do that
Refusing to take a shit... I have this problem where I openly to refuse to use public bathrooms and can only use mine at home. But NOOOO this teacher kept saying for me to use the bathroom even though I said I AM FINE. Fucking hate school bathrooms man, I avoid it like the showers in jail.
[QUOTE=Boo Ghostie;38840719]Refusing to take a shit... I have this problem where I openly to refuse to use public bathrooms and can only use mine at home. But NOOOO this teacher kept saying for me to use the bathroom even though I said I AM FINE. Fucking hate school bathrooms man, I avoid it like the showers in jail.[/QUOTE] A teacher tried to force you to go to the bathroom?
During lunch, me and my friends would hangout in the bathroom after we ate, so eventually the teachers caught on and they sent in some Mexican janitors to make us get out.
[QUOTE=Boo Ghostie;38840719]Refusing to take a shit... I have this problem where I openly to refuse to use public bathrooms and can only use mine at home. But NOOOO this teacher kept saying for me to use the bathroom even though I said I AM FINE. Fucking hate school bathrooms man, I avoid it like the showers in jail.[/QUOTE] You don't avoid jail, but you avoid the showers in jail?
"badgering a teacher for water" i asked twice. got fucking suspended for asking for water.
Very last day of primary school me and my friend unintentionally ruined it for everyone. We were out on the playground as it was at the time playing a game of football and for whatever reason I get super pissed at how he would always pick the same guy for his team (woo for being a total arsehole 10 year old right). So somehow this escalates into me and my friend having a fight and this dinner lady comes up and I'm sure she said exactly "I DON'T CARE IT'S YOUR LAST DAY STAND AT THE WALL" because that was a major punishment that was. So just to clarify, I didn't land a single hit on him because he was kind Goliath and I was a termite more or less. Out of nowhere like 3 seconds after his nose starts spontaneously bleeding. Luckily we had calmed down afterwards and when we got sent to the head teacher he defended me and everything because he was seriously the biggest bro. Head teacher didn't give a shit but my year teacher was really butthurt and would keep looking at us with the dirtiest look ever. Me and my friend laughed it off though, and everyone in our year had to play pictionary instead of something exciting. I feel bad for everyone else in my year at that point but me and my friends who also observed the miraculous event still regard it as one of the best things ever. And that's probably the most serious punishment I've ever got. I've managed to get through school and college so far without being sent out of the classroom. 2 months ago though my media teacher got annoyed at me for laughing at something one of my (few) friends said. He sent me to the other side of the room like a minute before he stopped talking and sent us off to the macs to work. He even laughed at my "well that was a bit of a waste of time" comment on my way back to my mac, so I assume he was chill about it. He usually is a very chill guy but sometimes the smallest thing can just get him so annoyed it's unreal. Fantastic guy though, so I try to avoid recreating the scenario now. Reading through this I realise that I'm actually kind of an asshole. Gotta clean up my act.
In around 4th grade, Punishment for doing something bad was standing on a line during recess, So one time in the year we were told to write down how our experience was, I put something along the lines of "I think we shouldn't stand on the line because it is pointless" I was told to re-write the paper.
[QUOTE=Blockhead;38847438]In around 4th grade, Punishment for doing something bad was standing on a line during recess, So one time in the year we were told to write down how our experience was, I put something along the lines of "I think we shouldn't stand on the line because it is pointless" I was told to re-write the paper.[/QUOTE] "re=write it?" -proceeds to write the same thing down and turns it in
In Kindergarden I didn't bring a picture of myself to put on the board for playtime so i wasn't allowed to do anything but write lines :( In grade 2 (switched schools for 2 weeks then went back) the teacher made us make these weird apple halloween things. I told her I wanted to do some actual work. Sent to the principal :( In grade 3 or 4 I called a girl a bitch on the bus, didn't get a detention I just had to say sorry :') In grade 10 I told a girl on my bus she had nice knockers. In grade 10 someone gave me a titty twister so I decked them in the face, detentions :( In an adult highschool I missed a day or two, and the teacher asked me to grab the notes from someone else so I was like "alright" so I asked the closest person and she told me to get out of her class and to not come back if I'm going to be disruptive. In adult high school I went to the bathroom without a hall pass, got kicked out of class. :)
[QUOTE=FamousCra;38848670]In Kindergarden I didn't bring a picture of myself to put on the board for playtime so i wasn't allowed to do anything but write lines :( In grade 2 (switched schools for 2 weeks then went back) the teacher made us make these weird apple halloween things. I told her I wanted to do some actual work. Sent to the principal :( In grade 3 or 4 I called a girl a bitch on the bus, didn't get a detention I just had to say sorry :') In grade 10 I told a girl on my bus she had nice knockers. In grade 10 someone gave me a titty twister so I decked them in the face, detentions :( In an adult highschool I missed a day or two, and the teacher asked me to grab the notes from someone else so I was like "alright" so I asked the closest person and she told me to get out of her class and to not come back if I'm going to be disruptive. In adult high school I went to the bathroom without a hall pass, got kicked out of class. :)[/QUOTE] So did the chick have nice knockers?
[QUOTE=tempunary;38837235]I got a detention for untwisting the bottom of a computer mouse.[/QUOTE] You're a monster, you know that?
[QUOTE=Zerokateo;38857916]So did the chick have nice knockers?[/QUOTE] Man, hugest fuckin' knockers I'd ever wish I'd have seen :(
After the assignment, in elementary school we just played games on the computer. If you played the games for "older kids" you got in trouble.
Oh this thread again. I almost got in trouble today because I refused to do cheerleading during PE. I have more but it's not as funny.
Not me, but my friend got in trouble today for not sitting on his seat. Yeah. 2 minutes before that he got a wedgie and his arsehole was bleeding.
[QUOTE=RobyYe;40232886]Not me, but my friend got in trouble today for not sitting on his seat. Yeah. 2 minutes before that he got a wedgie and his arsehole was bleeding.[/QUOTE] Holy shit talk about atomic wedgie.
I was choking and went to a teacher for help, but ended up just throwing up on her shoes.
looking at a clock
[QUOTE=FamousCra;38848670]In Kindergarden I didn't bring a picture of myself to put on the board for playtime so i wasn't allowed to do anything but write lines :( In grade 2 (switched schools for 2 weeks then went back) the teacher made us make these weird apple halloween things. I told her I wanted to do some actual work. Sent to the principal :( In grade 3 or 4 I called a girl a bitch on the bus, didn't get a detention I just had to say sorry :') In grade 10 I told a girl on my bus she had nice knockers. In grade 10 someone gave me a titty twister so I decked them in the face, detentions :( In an adult highschool I missed a day or two, and the teacher asked me to grab the notes from someone else so I was like "alright" so I asked the closest person and she told me to get out of her class and to not come back if I'm going to be disruptive. In adult high school I went to the bathroom without a hall pass, got kicked out of class. :)[/QUOTE] Jesus that sounds terrifying. I haven't had any similar stuff ever
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