Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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I didn't get in trouble directly, but I was pretty much single-handedly responsible for causing the school district to restrict computer access because in middle school I found a working download of Quake 1 that wasn't blocked and showed my friends, they showed more people, and it spread to the point where everybody in the school was playing it over the network in deathmatches.
I actually remember going to the computer lab for a project where the teacher wrote in all caps "NO QUAKE!!!!" on the whiteboard and then told us if he catches any of us playing this violent video game he would call the principal in.
I was also afraid I was going to get caught for doing it too, because one of my teachers found out I was the one who started it, he called me outside right before class ended and I was like "Oh shit"
Then he asked me how to set up Quake on his computer.
at my school nobody even knows what quake is :(
My I.T Teacher was absolutely notorious for being the biggest bitch in the school...
I was laughing in class during a presentation so I got sent to the office... Which is fair enough, right?
A few minutes later she bursts through into the office absolutely screaming at me for going in her office without permission and I got suspended for trespassing private school grounds!?
Enter 8th grade
Teacher explaining characteristics exclusive to the inner planets since we had taken a test on it
"Someone put 'has 1 or less moon', so that is correct too"
I raise my hand
"Doesnt mars have two moons", she checks the textbooks and it turns out I was right, so she says she'll have to rescore someone's test.
I whisper to my friend "I just fucked someone"
She laughs and I do too
I did the weirdest shit in middle school, like crawling on the floor during class and just acting like a clown. But i never got in trouble for any of it. All my teachers were chill as shit.
In preschool I decided it was time to play
so I left the room in the middle of an activity and began playing on the monkey bars in the pouring rain
I had to be brought in by a teacher, I didn't know any better
[QUOTE=SockFC;38748991]My friend tapped my shin with his foot.
Apparently that constitutes as, in the teacher's words, "dangerous".[/QUOTE]
Somehow I can see why.
"GAAH[sub]![/sub] Right...in the balls."
Some faggot sprayed that [B]DREADFUL[/B] "[I]Axe[/I]' spray in my face whilst we were at lineup.
I gave him as much pain as I would suffer through the day with that shit on my face.
i dropped my calculator on the ground by accident.
[QUOTE=Samg381;40251053]
I gave him as much pain as I would suffer through the day with that shit on my face.[/QUOTE]
Aw shit, I cut myself on that edge
I remember in like the 1st grade, I went to the bathroom and there was like, a little wall that didn't go up to the ceiling but it was like, in front of the door so people couldn't see in and you had to walk around it to get in/out. Anyway, being the idiotic child I was I thought "HEY IT'LL BE A GREAT IDEA TO CLIMB ON THIS!" So I did just as a teacher walked by out in the hallway, and since I was climbing on said wall, she could see me. She then proceeded to drag me to her class room and yell at me for like, a half hour and called my mom.
Either they had some terrible secret involving that wall that I was *that* close to discovering; or she was just a giant bitch. I don't even think I knew her.
I shat in my pants. At the time I thought it was normal.
[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;40248991]at my school nobody even knows what quake is :([/QUOTE]
It could be worse.
One classmate said Doom looked like a MW3 knockoff.
I said "Yup, ripped it off nearly 20 years before MW3 existed!"
[QUOTE=Durrsly;40251689]It could be worse.
One classmate said Doom looked like a MW3 knockoff.
I said "Yup, ripped it off nearly 20 years before MW3 existed!"[/QUOTE]
I doubt they were being serious.
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Once I got into trouble for saying "cunt" in front of a teacher.
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My friends just sort of parted to reveal her standing there. Apparently my face was priceless.
[QUOTE=Durrsly;40251689]It could be worse.
One classmate said Doom looked like a MW3 knockoff.
I said "Yup, ripped it off nearly 20 years before MW3 existed!"[/QUOTE]
Someone I know said Doom looked like shit. I kicked them in the dick and got suspended for violence. I do not regret it, though.
Unplugging the ethernet cable from a computer.
I noticed in task manager once day that there was a program that was eating up a lot of system resources, making the computer unusably slow, and that disconnecting from the internet caused this program to stop running. Turns out, the program was the one that they use to monitor the student's computers in realtime.
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;40251709]I doubt they were being serious.
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Nope, he was a die-hard CoD fan.
He then bitched about how empty "I'm too young to die" was.
This is the only time I ever got in trouble for school:
8th Grade. I was returning to class from the library with my friend when a girl my friend managed to tick off gave chase. My friend goes "oh shit, run!" and we book it back to our class room when...
BAM! This bitchy teacher says "Oh no. You two, dean's office. NOW!"
My friend is like "oh shit" while I'm freaking out. I'd never been in trouble! I don't want my record to get tarnished! Luckily, the dean let us go with a warning and a threat. Then I was late for my next class.
Yay middle school! :v:
I yawned during silent reading time in 2nd grade. The teacher got pissed and sent me to the office.
Back in third grade, I dropped a water bottle when I was last the top of a slide and got in trouble by the yard duty people.
When I was in kindergarten I kissed a girl and the teacher sent me home with a note and then my mom hit me when I got home
Last day of 8th grade, they were checking people by the front doors to the school, to confiscate any things that could be used to prank the school, because end of school, anyways, people were pulling out crap from their pockets, gum, phones, keys, etc. and then I get to the front and pull out my crap.
The asshole confiscated my gum and told me that it wasn't allowed in school, even though other people had gum too and put it right back in their pockets, he told me I could get it at the end of the day from the office, I never did get it back. Fuck that school.
I just remembered this one.
In 2nd grade I got in trouble because me and a friend lost it and started cutting our hair with the scissors in our desk.
By the time we got caught we had giant, retarded looking bald spots.
In 8th grade me and a friend had a paperball fight in an empty room, and there was only like, 5 paperballs. "Quit making such a huge mess! Now you and her pick those up before I send you two to the office!"
Good thing I learned the error of my ways or else I could have ended up in jail with having that kind of fun.
I also got yelled at for drawing [URL="http://i.imgur.com/BDrmLgs.jpg"]this[/URL] sometime in elementary school.
My class didn't really get in trouble by this but in 9th grade I had German class and we had a subtitute that day and as one of the students hadn't showed up and the "class clown" decided to go in and introduce himself as the missing student, later in class the missing student come running while apologizing profusely about late, the substitute believing that all the class students are here run to the door and swings her arm up in throat hight and almost karate chops the students throat.
After some explaining from the student the class clown gets thrown out of class and decides to walk outside and knock on the window which in turn makes the substitute lose her shit and start screaming at the window. After that he runs back in to the hallway and stomps on one of these
[img]http://dryckeskompaniet.se/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/T_FEJK_TERTA_singel_apelsin.gif[/img]
The teacher thinks he have a gun and started shooting and called the police and the principal, 30 seconds later the principal and 3 other teachers came running and opened the door to find a crying substitute and a class trying to hold the laughter in.
That substitute never came back to our school.
I once tried to fap with my teachers used underwear but got caught in the act.
I played dead with a toy gun and my teacher actually thought I was dead.
[QUOTE=Radley;40253607]I once tried to fap with my teachers used underwear but got caught in the act.[/QUOTE]
wut ?
During 10th grade I had my hair as long and straight as possible, basically it was a joke that I was going to be [URL="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120919020922/protagonist/images/9/9b/C627195_image_0.jpg"]Cousin Itt[/URL] for school photos but I decided to take it up a notch and do it for the entire year.
My maths teacher for the 1st semester was the head of maths and the kind of person that students were[b] fucking scared[/b] of, my hair enraged him to the point where he was threatening to give me several months of detention and force me to wear it in a pony tail, I got fucking pissed so I basically replied with '[B]No[/B].' (iirc I heard someone gasp when I did). He eventually gave in and let me have my hair as it was but the semester after he wanted nothing to do with me.
My mother even wrote a letter addressed to him that I would've given to him had he tried to get me to change my hair.
Although I was doing work experience for with the school's sys-admin so he was probably scared that I was gonna delete his account or something.
[QUOTE=allon;40253864]wut ?[/QUOTE]
This is what I get for logging in on chrome on my schools network.
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