Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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Had a english test. Got to the last part where I was doing all fine where you had to make up a story based on a enviroment - and then just change it to where you're from. I suddenly realised that it was written horribly and it was a tad different than it seemed to be. Then I just put my head at the desk (you know, having hands crossed and then head to one side) and was thinking. 3 other guys were doing it too.. Suddenly the teacher left for a while came back and sent me home. When I was about to walk out I told why I was doing that and then suddenly everyone wanted the test back to fix it.
Also, she got surprised when she realised everything before the end was perfect.. as the only one in class
[sp]To make the teacher even shittier, she told that she called my mother first and they came to the conclusion that I had to go home. My mom never heard from her.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Ardosos;40251737]Unplugging the ethernet cable from a computer.
I noticed in task manager once day that there was a program that was eating up a lot of system resources, making the computer unusably slow, and that disconnecting from the internet caused this program to stop running. Turns out, the program was the one that they use to monitor the student's computers in realtime.[/QUOTE]
Netsupport is what my former school uses, and it has several flavors of activity.
I learned at some point that the most common mode of use was a general overview of all connected monitors with screens that updated once every 5 seconds. You could tell your monitor had updated because your cursor would blink.
Knowing this, that meant you had a 5 second window to do whatever and hide it before your screen got updated again and you got caught. Once you had what you wanted thouhg, you could just... unplug the ethernet cable, and you would simply disappear from their system because it assumed your machine was off.
Alternatively, a liveCD on the machine obviously gave you immunity to such monitoring, and since on a liveCD you have superuser access, you could just... wax the directory that the client version of Netsupport was located in, and now that machine was clean until the support team or a teacher noticed.
also our school disabled the command prompt for obvious reasons, but making a batch file that launched a command prompt still worked.
Firefox was also banned from use, but taking firefox.exe and renaming it to anything else would allow launch. (sudden realization, I could have renamed netsupport.exe to firefox.exe and disabled it that way too, fuck I wish i could redo middle/highschool even more now)
Also, on topic, I got in trouble for playing Descent with a friend in science class on the laptops. Had to either get my parents to sign something or get ISS. Parents were more impressed than angry, which played well to my advantage.
Also got in trouble for getting a program that just cataloged IP addressed. I accidentally left the exe on my student drive and got called to the office the next day. Head of IT was there with the principal and both of them went [I]pale[/I] when I told them what it did for some reason. Got off with a warning on that one and IT said they removed the program. Well, they did, but not the fucking text file it generated with all the IPs in it.
Additionally, after learnign about the schools presentation account (which was used to show movies as it had no screensaver settings, but was also an account with full rights), I used it to dick around in the library. I was looking for a specific student's drive because I thought I had seen an old friend and had to be sure before walking up to them and looking like a dumbass. So I was looking around, confirmed it was not my friend, and as I was closing out, all of the computers in the library got locked. I had forgotten all about netsupport, and it still had full control over my machine. I froze. I was caught, I was so fucked, that was it, game over, man, game over. But, not admitting defeat [I]just yet[/I] I calmly turned off the monitor, and held down the power button, all while opening and reading a book I had with me. Kids behind me (who were watching in shock and awe) knew I was so fucking busted, but they didn't say a thing (thanks dudes, love ya) because they wanted to watch this play out. Librarian calls for the person at computer 16 (my computer) to go up front. I pretend I didn't hear it and she calls again, I respond by peeking out from behind my monitor and say "is that me?" 'Yes, you, come he-' and the fucking bell rang, period ended, my lunch was now over, and tons of kids rushed the librarians desk. I grabbed my shit and booked it the fuck out of there.
Not a word about it ever came back to me. My heart was a goddamn jackhammer and had been for a good 5 minutes as that went down.
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;40253467]My class didn't really get in trouble by this but in 9th grade I had German class and we had a subtitute that day and as one of the students hadn't showed up and the "class clown" decided to go in and introduce himself as the missing student, later in class the missing student come running while apologizing profusely about late, the substitute believing that all the class students are here run to the door and swings her arm up in throat hight and almost karate chops the students throat.
After some explaining from the student the class clown gets thrown out of class and decides to walk outside and knock on the window which in turn makes the substitute lose her shit and start screaming at the window. After that he runs back in to the hallway and stomps on one of these
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The teacher thinks he have a gun and started shooting and called the police and the principal, 30 seconds later the principal and 3 other teachers came running and opened the door to find a crying substitute and a class trying to hold the laughter in.
That substitute never came back to our school.[/QUOTE]
Crap like this is why I don't want to become a teacher. I wouldn't be able to deal with the class idiot's shit all day.
[QUOTE=Radley;40253607]I once tried to fap with my teachers used underwear but got caught in the act.[/QUOTE]
Explain please?
I remember being 7 or 8 years old when some over-eager volunteer recess monitor completely over-blew a little mutual name calling some friends and I were having. This friend of mine and a girl and I were just having fun calling each other names, chasing each other around, laughing. Totally innocent stuff.
We all got completely chewed out by the guidance councilor. He gave us the whole "how would you like to be called names?" thing, which means he didn't know what we actually did, but that's a pretty standard routine. But he went fucking crazy. Just complete scorched earth on us three little eight year-olds. He was calling me a loser, he was calling my chubby friend "Michelin boy" and telling him to eat some more muffins, and he called the girl ugly and blind for wearing glasses. [I]Really[/I] fucking inappropriate stuff. The girl started crying, and this other kid and I were just looking at each other like 'jesus christ what's wrong with this guy'.
After about 10 minutes he realized we weren't even doing anything in the first place and I saw that little "oh fuck" moment pass through him. But he did fuck all. He just backpedaled and softened up a bit and didn't even apologize to the girl. Anyway, like a week later I was hall monitor so I poured wood varnish all over the guy's coat and in his winter boots, and I think the girl's parents got him fired because he stopped showing up after winter break so it turned out pretty well.
[editline]12th April 2013[/editline]
Also I kind of laughed at michelin boy.
teacher, "you, pickup that piece of paper"
me, "no"
teacher then has a nervous breakdown, takes 6 months off, then retires 1 year later
[editline]12th April 2013[/editline]
got 3 detentions for causing a teacher to have a nervous breakdown...
Happened to my friend, not me. We were walking through the corridor after finishing a pretty difficult test, and the friend decided to express his displeasure with a long speech, utilizing swear words in true Polish fashion. When we were walking next to the restrooms, the door opened and the head teacher walked out.
The friend just froze mid-sentence, the "oh fuck" look on his face was priceless. I don't think he got into any serious trouble, actually, but it still was funny.
I never really got in trouble during middle school, but I do have one story. I wasn't able to get something done in class for my 6th grade Spanish class, and the teacher said I could get it done and give it to her after school. As it turns out, she meant "before the end of school," and I had to go to detention because she told me the wrong thing. All I had to do was sit in detention for like 5 minutes before my dad came and picked me up, so the whole thing was pretty much a waste of everybody's time.
Wasn't me, but I remember on April Fool's Day in 7th grade, a guy wore a miniskirt because him and his friends thought it would be funny. Everyone got a laugh out of it, including him, which was good.
He was suspended for three days because our school's policy on skirt length goes something along the lines of "if you stand straight up and let your arms hang, your skirt should go at least further than your middle finger"
His skirt wasn't long enough, so he got suspended. Normally, the punishment is to go to the office and wait for a change of clothes to be brought in. Also note that barely [I]any[/I] of the teachers called out girls who wore skirts even shorter than that one.
People are stupid.
[QUOTE=Unisath;40258755]Wasn't me, but I remember on April Fool's Day in 7th grade, a guy wore a miniskirt because him and his friends thought it would be funny. Everyone got a laugh out of it, including him, which was good.
He was suspended for three days because our school's policy on skirt length goes something along the lines of "if you stand straight up and let your arms hang, your skirt should go at least further than your middle finger"
His skirt wasn't long enough, so he got suspended. Normally, the punishment is to go to the office and wait for a change of clothes to be brought in. Also note that barely [I]any[/I] of the teachers called out girls who wore skirts even shorter than that one.
People are stupid.[/QUOTE]
Or just not attracted to men so they make up excuses.
I got suspended for 'innapropriate behavior.'
I was doing the 'jump on it' dance from Fresh Prince of Bel Air during lunch.
I defended myself when I was randomly attacked.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40259248]I defended myself when I was randomly attacked.[/QUOTE]
This is the biggest bullshit reason. They always say "you should have told a teacher" and then they get pissed because you try to tell that that you were fucking attacked.
Teachers in the school are weird with me.
Teachers can't remember my name.
Also, when they are explaining something, they stare a lot on me.
Most of the teachers reefers to me with something like: "You boy" "Number twelve" or "That guy"
(It's like living in Saints Row)
My voice is very deep, and my eyes are like eyes of the protagonist of Life of Pi.
You know where this is going.
One day, during my English class, someone asked me about the homework.
When I answered, my teacher said that my voice was "too deep and strong" for her ears.
I closely got in trouble for my voice.
Reminds me, I got in trouble in 9th grade for finding out a way to access my laptop from the schools computers. (I used LogMeIn, don't ask me why)
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40259248]I defended myself when I was randomly attacked.[/QUOTE]
I'm not really bullied, guy was pissed for losing a game or something and was just aggressive. I really hate these zero tolerance policies. Some extreme examples include suspensions for paper guns, Suspensions for punching a guy who was pointing a gun at somebody, etc.
It's insane.
Self-defense.
In my first year of high school I got suspended for mocking someone's middle name.
That's all I got.
I decided to avoid fights and stuff because the last time I defended myself, I got a nickname: "Hulk".
After the elementary school, I find my own way to make people stop annoying me.
It's a trick that always works:
Most of the "bullies" in the school are like the mafias from Grand Theft Auto.
You have to socialize with them, act like they were your friends (even if you don't like them), laugh with them, try to act like them only when you are close to them.
Gain their respect by helping them when they need it. Act like a "bro".
Once they see you are "friendly", they will stop attacking you for no reason.
Having weed in my locker, damn prinipals n shit thinking they can throw out my bud :(
In 7th grade we had a foreign substitute (from Asia, don't remember exactly where) who had a really terrible accent.
So, one day she subbed for our science class and was getting a movie set up. There were two kids, one of them was my friend, talking loudly. She kept telling them to be quiet, but they couldn't hear her from the noise and her horrible accent. Then me, being the nice guy I am (and a little irritated), tried to get the guys' attention politely.
When they finally stopped talking, she was so fed up that she screamed at them, "You two, you go to office now!" She then looked at me and said, "You go to office, too." At the time none of us had now clue what she was saying because she was so infuriated. And I was completely confused. So we just sat there. She called the office and they sent someone down to fetch us. Somehow the other kid (not my friend) got out of it, so it was just me and my friend.
Basically, I got sent to the office for being good.
Because I didn't draw triangles with a ruler, it apparently 'offended' my maths teacher.
I accidentally pushed another student into a trash can. (Like one of those small plastic ones, his ass got stuck in it).
Grade 1 was the shit.
We were out on a play ground in recess and it was probably about 100 degree out, there were a few trees around but guess what? They were to far away from the playground, They were only like 7 feet away! But nope, You have to sit in the blistering sun, So I sit down on the only none metal object to get some dirt out of my shoes and tree kids run over and steal them, I go over to the door guard (Yeah so many people wanted inside they had a fucking door guard) and he basically tells me to deal with it, So I'm walking around in 100 degree weather walking around on big sharp wood chips with no shoes. Oh and the door guard? She was under a fucking awning. I never did get my shoes back. Didn't get in trouble but trouble they were god awful teacher.
My friend sprayed the tiniest bit of cologne back in 8th grade english class. Teacher made us "evacuate" the classroom, and sit in the halls until it cleared out.
Related, I sprayed some cologne on myself after school while I was in the hallways, and everybody else had already left. I got on my bus when suddenly that same teacher pulls me off, takes me to the office and tells me about how disrespectful it is to other people (AKA the NOBODY in the halls) to use cologne. She then took it from me and let me go, as I watched my bus leave and I had to walk all the way.
And finally, I got sent to the back of the class with my friend in french one time; he got the idea to take a bottle of purell and put the nozzle inside an electrical outlet and pump the whole bottle into it. It did nothing so afterwards, he turned on the sink that was beside it and started throwing handfuls of water on it. It then began making a super loud and rapid electrical clicking sound, and then literally blew up. smoke was everywhere. The teacher didnt even notice but everyone else did. Some girl pointed it out, the teacher thought it just randomly did that, so she got the janitor, he told her "Well there's fucking water and whatever this stuff is all over the place, so that would probably be why."
Afterwards, the teacher wasn't even mad that he blew up the outlet. She was mad because he made her "Look like an idiot infront of the janitor" ???
After my business management exam my teacher called me into her class and was like
"Ryz0 the marks in your exam are the worst I've seen in 13 years of teaching" (I got 10/100 lmao)
"Cool" was not the right answer. im not even trying to be ~edgy~ i literally say cool instead of ok
I kicked a little rock on a school yard, it happened to hit fat girls shoe. i got x on my naughty actions list.
i was on the playground and i took a rock and shoved it in someones eye until they stopped moving and i tried to rape the teacher who saw it
i got suspended for 2 days wtf
[QUOTE=SystemGS;36865618]one time in fifth grade i got an in-school suspension for a day because my teacher became convinced i was going to kill her
she left the year after[/QUOTE]
Exact same thing happened to me in primary school in 5th grade. I was drawing my magnum opus in class while the teacher was talking about how cows make milk or something when she notices me drawing and scrunches up the paper and chucks it in the bin. Obviously I get pissed off and during the lunch break I say to my friends "I wish she were dead. Shes's a bitch" or something like that. So the first thing they do is tell her and I end up having to spend 3 days in the assistant principle's office.
Wanker friends.
In first grade I asked my PE teacher why he was fat if he told us to run laps all the time.
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