• Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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Saying "Jesus Christ" out loud.
[QUOTE=xZippy;40275636]Saying "Jesus Christ" out loud.[/QUOTE] Yeah fuck christian teachers. I had one and when something goes wrong I usually say jesus christ. So one day I said it in his class and he gets pissed at me and sends me to the office. In the office He starts yelling at me saying how you can't say the lords name in vain. What really set him off is when I told him I was atheist and that it literally mean nothing to me and that he should stop being overly sensitive. He literally grabs me by the collar (mind you this was in the principles office) so I shove him away telling him not to put his hands on me again or I would beat his ass. I didn't even get in trouble by the principle for saying that to him and the teacher got fired for putting his hands on me.
Poked my bully to get him to stop. He then said I stabbed him, and I got detention. I nearly laughed in his face when Karma bit him in the ass and his Xbox Live was banned.
[QUOTE=Durrsly;40283961]Poked my bully to get him to stop. He then said I stabbed him, and I got detention. I nearly laughed in his face when Karma bit him in the ass and his Xbox Live was banned.[/QUOTE] Ooooh, for what? Do tell.
I dunno about American grades, but in year 6 in the Uk some kid punched me several times so I punched him back. I got the blame because he cried even though every kid said he started it...
This isn't necessarily what I'd say was all on me, but more of a group effort from the entire class We had a substitute teacher about a year ago, English III; that's the whole year where the books you read and write about aren't like 1600's Shakespeare era, but more "last century" slice of troubled life type stories. Our substitute was one of those who hardly gets called in, due to here [i]extremely heavy[/i] oriental accent being hard to understand. I guess they figured since our book at the time was supposed to be a read-on-your-own type assignment, there would be much less communication than if she were to head a math class or something. Our assignment, however, was the book form of the play, [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fences_%28play%29]Fences.[/url] Basically means it reads out like the script to a play. Every character has their dialouge, prefaced by [b]CharacterName:[/b], and if you've read this, you'd know everything is worded in an extremely heavy african american dialect. Naturally this led to the entire class spending 5 minutes trying to convince our substitute that the teacher is supposed to read out all of the main character's lines, while other students in the classroom take other characters. there isn't anything funnier than hearing some old oriental woman trying to sound black class got in trouble the following day
Unintentional pop-up window on the computer. I don't think I have to say more than that.
I dropped a plastic bottle down a stairway and the CLEANER put me in solitary for the whole day. I had to write an incident report that consisted of a dramatisation of a brave bottle giving his life for humanity.
I remembered looking out the window for a couple of minutes before the teacher asked if i was paying attention (which i was, i don't need to look at you to pay attention to you) and told me to not do it again.
In second grade I was playing on the playground when I saw this kid with a giant forehead. I [B]thought[/B] to myself "what an egghead" because his head resembled an egg. He told the yard duty I called him an egghead so I had to sit on the red x (at recess detention). Motherfucker is a psychic
[QUOTE=mrx5001;40283949]Yeah fuck christian teachers. I had one and when something goes wrong I usually say jesus christ. So one day I said it in his class and he gets pissed at me and sends me to the office. In the office He starts yelling at me saying how you can't say the lords name in vain. What really set him off is when I told him I was atheist and that it literally mean nothing to me and that he should stop being overly sensitive. He literally grabs me by the collar (mind you this was in the principles office) so I shove him away telling him not to put his hands on me again or I would beat his ass. I didn't even get in trouble by the principle for saying that to him and the teacher got fired for putting his hands on me.[/QUOTE] Why are people rating this winner, rather than just taking mind of his beliefs, and not have it come up again, you basically just tell him "Fuck you", which causes him to act on impulse and get fired, which probably fucked over his family if he has one.
[QUOTE=JayFeather1337;40298992]Why are people rating this winner, rather than just taking mind of his beliefs, and not have it come up again, you basically just tell him "Fuck you", which causes him to act on impulse and get fired, which probably fucked over his family if he has one.[/QUOTE] If man handling someone is an impulse to some saying "fuck you", you shouldn't teach
I asked a new teacher if she was pregnant. She wasn't.
[QUOTE=JayFeather1337;40298992]Why are people rating this winner, rather than just taking mind of his beliefs, and not have it come up again, you basically just tell him "Fuck you", which causes him to act on impulse and get fired, which probably fucked over his family if he has one.[/QUOTE] Differing religious beliefs is no excuse for grabbing a kid by the collar. That alone should have gotten him fired and it was entirely his fault.
I was caught cheating in P.E. class.
I played with a laser beam in the schoolyard, using it through class windows on blackboards to piss teachers off. Got caught and set in detention. Did it again the next day, got suspended for a month.
In grade 10 I brought in a universal remote from home and synced it with the TV's at school (most were the same brand and model.) Got busted using it in the lunch room by the principal. He told me to stop hanging out with 9th graders, haha.
Got sent down tot he principle in 1st grade for only wearing a T-Shirt and not a jacket during October. :v:
For saying God Dang it as the teacher walked out of class to do something while I was trying to tell him something. The whole class told him that I had went and said a naughty word
in primary 4 i got sent to the head master for not being able to right in cursive
walked into class high as fuck, teacher called me a junkie. so i just said. [B]"come on baby, get widdit."[/B] i got expelled.
[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;40287140]Ooooh, for what? Do tell.[/QUOTE] Hacking, and by that I mean script kiddie stuff. [editline]16th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=NicoleEmilid;40301000]I was caught cheating in P.E. class.[/QUOTE] Wait, how do you do that? [editline]16th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Ryz0;40301739]in primary 4 i got sent to the head master for not being able to right in cursive[/QUOTE] I got in trouble in kingergarten for writing in cursive too early. I write in cursive better than print.
So back in 4th grade we had the coolest teacher ever, sadly half way through the year she had to take the rest of the year off because she was pregnant. And then began the rise of the woman we called Mrs. Hitler. She ruined everything, she was like a freaking dictator. Running on the playground? Nope! Even coming closs to touching your friends? Nope! Talking [B]on the playground?[/B] [B]Nope![/B] Anyways there was a lot more as well, so one day we decided that every day we should walk really slow when it was time to come in. We did this for awhile and she just flipped out everytime. We got in big trouble but man it was worth it. Also back in 8th grade I had to stay after one day because I needed to make up work. I finished pretty early so I thought it would be funny to make this image the background on every computer with the caption "You will die in <insert random amount of days>." : [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0uM8V8r.jpg[/IMG] So next day during first period we walk into the Media Center and everyone starts up their computer. I think like 7 kids freaked out, a few others laughed and one started having a nervous breakdown. They traced it back to me though and I got into pretty big trouble but it was totally worth it :v: Oh and in 8th grade we had a substitute one day so I decided just to go on the SCP site and read some junk, well the teacher caught me and thought I hacked into a government website and he flipped out and sent me straight to the principle. I explained myself and she started laughing and said that I wasn't in trouble.
I just remembered another one: in my first year of public school ever (6th grade), I got in trouble in this joke class called "resource". I had gone from my assigned seat to sit next to a friend, and another friend came in and sat between us. He talked quietly with the friend I wanted to sit with. The teacher notices and asks us to come to the front of class. She told us not to talk or she'd send us to the dean's office. I told her I wasn't talking (cuz I wasn't), and she was like "I saw your mouth moving". I didn't argue with her because 1. I didn't want to go to the dean and 2. she definitely had me on being out of my assigned seat. Conceding, I just shut up and was spared.
Shouting at someone who was making a point that hitler had done the right thing: "You know fuck all you little shit." He got nothing but a "Thanks for sharing that" answer from my history teacher. [editline]16th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Durrsly;40301848]Wait, how do you do that?[/QUOTE] If he means Physical education I presume he got caught cheating on the written parts. If it's philosophy and ethics he probably got caught copying too.
I didn't look very happy in the picture of my class that was taken with our local representative. I got six days of in-school-suspension for "being disrespectful." [sp]I ain't even mad, he's a cunt[/sp]
Me and two girls got sent to the principals office for laughing during a funny skit in drama class once.
During 7th grade, I was playing bass in the music class. I had to pluck the "E" string every three seconds, that's all I had to do. I found that rather boring, so I improvised a nice bassline and started playing. It went well with the song, but our music teacher (who looked like a lesbian Ms. Piggy on crack) flipped her shits and yelled to me about it. Few minutes later, the amp was cracking and popping and I noticed the jack was a bit loose, so I replugged it into the amplifier. I got sent outside for expressing my creativity and fixing a technical problem.
Mostly robbing other guys bags and turning them inside out and placing them back without them knowing, I got really good at it but I was eventually caught. Throwing Jelly cubes upwards so it stuck on the roof walking the corridor was another one, there would be a line of jelly. Another one I liked doing was pushing the desk of the guy in front of me using my leg it would then in turn push the 3rd man forward, the 2nd man would get the blame. But eventually the teachers copped on. I really was a bit of a bad influence in school haha
Getting my tongue caught in a spring.
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