• Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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In foods class I would light my mini report cards on fire and then blow them out for fun. the foods teacher got pissed because she smelled smoke and told me I'm in big trouble. I walked out of class because I hate awkward situations and the assistant principle got a report. He tracked me down and asked what happened. I came up with some convoluted story about me and my friends flicking paper around the room as a game and one of them landed on the oven causing smoke. He gave me the "dont do it again" talk and I didn't even get suspended :D
I used a proxy to access Facepunch :v:
My bitch of a French teacher, who no one likes, was making fun of some of the student's exam mistakes. Saying their names and everything. Sure, some of them were pretty bad mistakes, but she was downright laughing at them. I got kicked out for asking her why she thought that was an appropriate teaching method and what she wanted to accomplish by embarrassing students.
I got in trouble for painting profanity on the walls of the bathroom in the third grade. It was in fact the other kid who did it and I was trying to talk him out of continuing and was there when he got caught and got blamed in the process. To this day no one believes me about it. I also fairly often got in trouble for being involved in fights even when I did absolutely shit all other than run away. (Twist there being that in my senior year I lost my temper towards someone who was provoking me and threw the first punch and would have gotten away with it if I hadn't ratted myself out.)
I once got out of school suspension for breaking one of my friend's pencils. I'm not even kidding.
I didn't really get in trouble for it but a girl in my class with learning deficiency problems told my instructor i did something wrong when she was the one doing wrong. I was kind of angry but the joke was on her
Surprisingly, not for playing Half-Life before class. I only get in trouble over little things, it seems.
The class was silent, my friend reached over and hit my hand with a ruler. I said "Ow" and got detention. The bitch teacher even went as far as saying "I hope you're not in my class next year"
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;40251722]Someone I know said Doom looked like shit. I kicked them in the dick and got suspended for violence. I do not regret it, though.[/QUOTE] Yeah, kick him in the dick for his opinion being different! That'll show him!
made all the pc's and laptops at school tilt by hacking novel and spam thousands of messages at the same time.
Some jackass in 7th grade grabbed my chair leg and pulled upwards for shits n gigs causing me to fall off, and my iPod screen smashed in the process, and I got detention.
I nearly got choked out during computer animation once and nobody even cared.
for saying "ouch" because some asshole was throwing erasers and stuff at me when i was in 3rd grade the teacher hit my hand with a ruler and the guy who were throwing stuff at me didn't get in trouble
In the 6th grade, there was one of those asshole kids who thought they were the shit. The kid and I exchange a few words, he throws a [sp] weak [/sp] punch. Slugged him back knocking out 2 of his teeth. I am the one who get's suspended for defending myself. He got the free ride because he was "injured". And I don't think saying "grow a sack you twat" while he was crying helped my case :v:
Some kid thought he was being hilarious and ~edgy~ when he called some poor (Allbeit awkward) girl fat to the point of making her sob and go home. Retribution time was my first thought when I heard this. I knew nothing about this girl but I knew this guy was a slithering shit so I began a campaign against him. Luckily he was running for a position in class office so it was perfect chance to strike. I took up arms against the fuck and defiled his posters (which might I add were stupid meme things). I was caught doing this and given 2 detentions. He didn't win the election though and his massive ego was crushed for a short time. So as far as I'm concerned I won the fucking the war.
My younger brother used to pull apart his sandwiches and smoosh each slice of bread, butter-side down, onto various ground floor classroom windows, and I'd get in trouble for it sometimes. I look a lot like my younger brother, you see. Also my dad is shit at making sandwiches. I also got sent out of a lesson once because I was adjusting the brightness and contrast settings on one of the school's monitors; she seemed to think I had no idea what I was doing and was breaking it, despite it being much less painful to look at afterwards.
[QUOTE=conan96;40306010]I used a proxy to access Facepunch :v:[/QUOTE] Speaking of blocked sites, I need to pester the IT guys about some of the URL blocks. This being Live.com, preventing Skydrive being accessed. upload.wikipeda.com causing formating issues and picture loss. And, not-so-important-importantly, Gmail.com for having a god damn way to send work if something requires such.
I got in trouble for poking my Maths teacher in the butt with the pointy end of the compass in the 4th grade.
Got kicked out of class for trying to help the teacher with the smartboard. He was complaining on how difficult it was to calibrate it, to which you just had to press a button and done. I told him twice, and he just kicked me out. Luckily, my principal came and saw me outside, asked why I was there and he gave me a weird look when I told him the story.
Wore a solid black T-shirt with "WHITE AS A POLAR BEAR" written on it in large white letters. Vice principal, who is known for being a cock, said it was a racist shirt. I sorta just looked at him like he was a dipshit and said "It doesn't mean anything. Whatcha gunna do?" He pulled me out of the lunch line right when I was about to buy food, and took me up to the office. The principal basically told him to stop bitching and let me go on my merry way. After leaving the office he told me I was banned from the cafeteria for a week, more than likely because he was butthurt considering that punishment makes literally 0 sense. I just dealt and snickered every time I saw him from that point on.
7th or 8th grade having about the holocaust. A friend shows me a drawing of a very detailed flying penis with a face. I burst out laughing. Tl;dr: I got suspended for laughing at how Nazis disposed of dead Jews.
Walking through the school gates roughly 30 seconds late. A member of staff (she wasn't a teacher, no idea what she actually was) collars me, stands in front and tells me "You're late." I look at her as she stares at me demanding a reply. I check my watch, low and behold, I am 30 seconds late. "Apparently so." I respond with a genuine smile on my face, seeing as we were playing state the obvious (cheeky I know, but a "Get to class" would have been enough). 4 hours later a Deputy Head comes and gets me from my class and talks to me as I am being taken to the Head's office saying that I have 'greatly upset', 'offended', 'shown no respect for' and a huge reel of other utterly ridiculous allegations toward this one member of staff. I was shit scared that they had mistaken me for something much worse, which wasn't hugely uncommon toward some teachers. I had a detention and had to make a formal apology to the headteacher and this one member of staff that couldn't even look me in the eye for those two very dangerous words. Don't get me wrong I made a very sarcastic yet very formal apology but made sure they knew that they were the fools for taking it to such lengths. It was a good job it was my final months within that school or I think I would have been in for an awful time because the school since has gone way down hill.
Back in second grade I shit in my pants and it made my classmates start crying and I was sent to the principles office
[QUOTE=KC the faggot;40312568]7th or 8th grade having about the holocaust. A friend shows me a drawing of a very detailed flying penis with a face. I burst out laughing. Tl;dr: I got suspended for laughing at how Nazis disposed of dead Jews.[/QUOTE] Didn't this also happen to Gastric?
Calling a Palestinian guy at my elementary school (around 9th grade or something) who was quite literally terrorizing the school with all the shit that he did and was hated by nearly everyone (Even the teachers had enough of his shit.) a terrorist in front of everybody in gym class. He flipped shit and tried to choke me. Luckily the entire school was on my side (The other guys from gym class basically formed a wall around me as protection as we headed back to school) and this really tall Danish guy who only had me as a friend (he was new and didn't really fit in) just pulled the guy away the moment he came at me. :v: Good times.
During sex education in 8th grade or something, we were watching a video, and the narrator said "penis", and no one laughed or anything, but the teacher was like "oh you find this funny do you?" and stood at the front saying "penis, penis, penis" for a good minute, so finally I burst out laughing because of how awkward it was and she sent me out. [QUOTE=KC the faggot;40312568]7th or 8th grade having about the holocaust. A friend shows me a drawing of a very detailed flying penis with a face. I burst out laughing. Tl;dr: I got suspended for laughing at how Nazis disposed of dead Jews.[/QUOTE] Also this except it was because someone threw a party sausage at this weird kid and I started crying with laughter because of the way it bounced off his head and flew away, but I didn't have time to explain until after I got sent out.
Taught everyone in my class about proxies and how they worked, eventually the entire school knew about them. A bunch of sixth class students were caught watching porn. After a while someone ratted me out, got me suspended for a week.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;40251722]Someone I know said Doom looked like shit. I kicked them in the dick and got suspended for violence. I do not regret it, though.[/QUOTE] Why the hell is everyone rating this winner? This is borderline retarded. Not everyone has to like Doom jesus christ.
Called my group G6 in German class.
We used to draw guns on pieces of paper and then make our own money and cut it out, then stuff it in our pockets in class, then out at recess we'd stand in our little "shops" and when somebody comes up and does some secret thing, you offer them a gun and pull out the piece of paper. They point at what gun they want like "Yeah I think I wanna buy this gun" "Okay, how about 5 dollars for this gun?" "sure" then they pull out a bunch of that cut-out money and pay for the gun. Any amount, since nobody knew how to count anyway. "Okay, I'll be right back with your gun." Then the guy goes back into the "shop" and gets a stick, and gives it to you. "okay here's your gun." The size of the stick you got depended on how much you paid for your gun Then once we all had guns we would go into the field with our "guns" and beat the shit out of each other with the sticks [editline]17th April 2013[/editline] I feel like telling you guys this next one, so here goes. A little backstory, this was after I moved to the U.S. Taking place in Washington. There's a lot of evergreen trees here that look "red" when you open them up. What did we call the inside wood that was red? Well, we were some creative little fucks, we called it redwood. Redwood was like...a treasure? I guess. I don't know why we wanted it. So we had these little shops set up at recess, they were basically just forts. You know? Little nooks and crannies around in the woods that groups of friends "claimed" After you had a fort, you would gather pinecones and stock up, then sell redwood out of your shop. Somebody would come around and be like "Hey how much for that piece of redwood?" "20 pinecones." "k" then you'd buy the redwood, take it back to your shop, and sell it for 25 pinecones. The purpose was to get redwood, then sell it for pinecones so you could buy more redwood to sell for even more pinecones. It was basically a shitty tycoon. My group of friends got in trouble for being the redwood bandits. We would go to peoples forts and steal all of their redwood, then do that pouch thing with our coats and run the wood back to our shops and sell it. After we did that, we'd beat up all the kids from that fort and destroy the fort and steal all their pinecones. Pretty sophisticated for a bunch of elementary kids? Yeah, it gets better. One day, after we had pillaged ~50 different forts, we had a huge stockpile of pinecones. Seriously, like enough pinecones to completely fill up a 10'x10' room. What did we do with all of them? We launched an attack. Basically, we beat up this one kid for doing something (I forgot what it was. But trust me, he did something) and we pelted him with pinecones, and threw all of his redwood over the fence. Once something was beyond the fence, it was fucked. No chance of return for it. Like this one time my friend Ricky jumped over the fence looking for more redwood. He got lost in there and the school had to call the police to come search the woods. They found him.
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