Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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Got bollocked for playing cards, I'm in college for fucks sake
[editline]17th April 2013[/editline]
For some reason they also banned Yu-Gi-Oh
I'm talking to some kid about this Half Life 2 mod when this kid "Fred" comes up to us and says "Only Nazis and Communists play Half Life, Halo's better!" I ignore "Fred" and say to the kid I'm talking to "You know a games bad when it's main protagonists name is Master Queef...".
"Fred" loses his shit and threatens to rip my thumbs off. I get 3 nights detention for "bullying" and the other kid gets off free.
I did a jumping jack in the hall
I was accused of installing Dropbox on my teachers computer to "hack" into her grade book and "steal her Facebook". You gotta love ~hip~ computer teachers who have a grudge on you for nicely explaining to them that a modem and router are not the same thing.
[QUOTE=sjberlyant;40322401]I was accused of installing Dropbox on my teachers computer to "hack" into her grade book and "steal her Facebook". You gotta love ~hip~ computer teachers who have a grudge on you for nicely explaining to them that a modem and router are not the same thing.[/QUOTE]
I don't think they should be computer teachers if they don't know what Dropbox is.
I threw up.
Did you throw up yourbreakfast?
A teacher got mad at me when I pretended to throw stuff off the balcony.
I was wrestling with my teacher
I didn't do an assignment in grade 5.
So I got an after school detention.
Worst punishment I've ever had at school.
Some kid closed a door in my face and i got detention for "Vandalism"
this didn't happen to me and wasn't technically at school, but at a school camp (run by the school) this guy dropped some tomato on the floor by accident at dinner, and as punishment had to carry a tomato in a snaplock bag in his pocket for the rest of the camp. its a 1 month camp.
[QUOTE=jackteam54;40315722]Why the hell is everyone rating this winner? This is borderline retarded. Not everyone has to like Doom jesus christ.[/QUOTE]
But the guy said one of my favorite games of all time looked bad, he definitely deserves to be physically accosted!! (Note: Sarcasm for anyone that missed it. Doom [I]is[/I] one of my favorite games but I honestly couldn't care less if some random person doesn't like it.)
Once in history class said I was so bored I could shoot myself. Next thing I know i'm in the counselors office with the counselor, principal, and the school cop because the overly sensitive dick-head next to me felt "threatened" that I would shoot up the school before killing myself.
There was no explaining my way out of it, I got suspended for 3 days.
[QUOTE=Insulator;40329066]Once in history class said I was so bored I could shoot myself. Next thing I know i'm in the counselors office with the counselor, principal, and the school cop because the overly sensitive dick-head next to me felt "threatened" that I would shoot up the school before killing myself.
There was no explaining my way out of it, I got suspended for 3 days.[/QUOTE]
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45 minute after school detention for tapping my friend on the head wit a folder
Even he said I only tapped him but for some reason this teacher just liked to single me out. Got another 45 minute detention after school for talking, yet the entire class was talking as well.
Only times I've ever had after school detention.
One of my teachers went batshit insane at me because he thought I kept saying something behind his back once. I was trying everything to tell him I hadn't said anything and that I was sorry but he thought I was taking the mick and got even angrier.
Another time somebody rang in the local radio station with the school's snow day password and it was announced on the radio the school was closed when it wasn't. The head teacher was pissed cause hardly anyone showed up. The next day I got sent to the head teacher's office and she was all "You know why you've been sent here." So I said "No, not really." and she stared at me suspiciously for about 2 minutes whilst I maintained an awkward smile. Eventually I was accused of calling in the radio station. I went to school that day anyway so why would I have bothered? It was a teacher that started the rumor that I did it in the first place.
For playing with a tech deck
It was in Year 1, Grade 2 I think, and I wrote one number on the wrong section of the sheet. I said "oops" then the teacher warps over from the other side of the room and is all up in my face saying how I wasn't supposed to write that there. I was fairly shaken, it was one number. I think I got a detention for not finishing it (not surprised, she did say I wasn't meant to write in that part) and had to finish it standing up essentially in the doorway to the yard. You could hear the kids playing outside as you stared at a shitty plastic window.
A Muslim girl also got detention for having her trousers inside out at that school.
[QUOTE=Rixe;40331128]
A Muslim girl also got detention for having her trousers inside out at that school.[/QUOTE]
I can't help but feel there's some sort of irony for that.
What is wrong with your schools? If i would go to my school with all my clothes inside out and backwards I would get some strange looks, but it's not like the teacher can tell you how to dress. Unless your school has uniform/dress code.
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;40331238]What is wrong with your schools? If i would go to my school with all my clothes inside out and backwards I would get some strange looks, but it's not like the teacher can tell you how to dress. Unless your school has uniform/dress code.[/QUOTE]
Well we had uniforms, yes, but I don't know why she would get [I]detention[/I] for it. Just go into the toilets and set it right.
I said crap in gym.
This was in elementary school, where any derogatory term got you in trouble.
I got suspended for 3 days lmao
On the first day in new school I asked my math teacher "What page is it?"
she got mad and says a lot of "friendly" words to me
WTF WAS THAT?!
My best mate got in trouble for telling a shitty joke.
Our teacher told this one kid in the class to close a window, and my friend tells him "Careful, don't drop it" (i didn't even get it but it made me laugh) and we turn around and the teacher is just staring at him and says "What's wrong with you?!". I was crying with laughter :v:
Had this mexican kid in the class. Found his email username then proceeded to guess his password (it was his name backwards). Lied to him saying I changed his password, he told and the principal sat me down and asked me if I did what I dun did. He asked the mexican to log into his account and he was able to log in, they let me go and the mexican got in trouble for lying. Still have his email to this day.
[QUOTE=tommyc225;40329488]45 minute after school detention for tapping my friend on the head wit a folder
Even he said I only tapped him but for some reason this teacher just liked to single me out. Got another 45 minute detention after school for talking, yet the entire class was talking as well.
Only times I've ever had after school detention.[/QUOTE]
One of my friends once hit me rather hard over the head with a dictionary. The teacher laughed. Then again so did I. (Although the three previous people he hit over the head with it didn't laugh. :v:)
So I got hit in the face with one of those dodgeballs yesterday. Teacher suspended the kid who did it (it was intentional, it wasn't in gym, and the kid's like twice my size [in muscles]). Now the dude's trying to report me for everything because he's angry he got suspended. Worst thing is, it might work.
I called my science teacher a bitch because she wouldn't bring me a pen.
I was in 7th grade and I slightly pushed some girl's bag away with my leg so I could leave my bag next to her's. Apparently, she told on me saying I kicked her bag across the hallway. I was sent to principal's office to talk about it with the principal and principal's mother for some reason.
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