Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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[QUOTE=Winters;40311049]Some kid thought he was being hilarious and ~edgy~ when he called some poor (Allbeit awkward) girl fat to the point of making her sob and go home. Retribution time was my first thought when I heard this. I knew nothing about this girl but I knew this guy was a slithering shit so I began a campaign against him. Luckily he was running for a position in class office so it was perfect chance to strike. I took up arms against the fuck and defiled his posters (which might I add were stupid meme things). I was caught doing this and given 2 detentions. He didn't win the election though and his massive ego was crushed for a short time. So as far as I'm concerned I won the fucking the war.[/QUOTE]
are you part of a childrens tv show or something
[QUOTE=CWalkthroughs;40344921]I called my science teacher a bitch because she wouldn't bring me a pen.[/QUOTE]
Man and you think that's a stupid reason to get in trouble? I wouldn't want to meet you in real life.
Not a specific reason, but when a classmate does something and you get the blame for it. (or the entire class)
[QUOTE=Agent Fedora;40345365]Man and you think that's a stupid reason to get in trouble? I wouldn't want to meet you in real life.[/QUOTE]
I wasn't much of a badass through secondary school, I wasn't really used to trouble but when the headteacher raised his voice at me and excluded me for a day, I fucking shit myself.
I was quiet all the time, so not much.
Cutting school I guess.
[QUOTE=CWalkthroughs;40345593]I wasn't much of a badass through secondary school, I wasn't really used to trouble but when the headteacher raised his voice at me and excluded me for a day, I fucking shit myself.[/QUOTE]
Why would you even call your teacher a bitch for not bringing you a pen in the first place? It's fucking rude, dude. Uncool.
When I was about 13, I broke my compass (you know those things to draw circles) between two periods where we stayed in the same classroom on the 3rd floor. A friend of mine dared me to drop it out of the window, which I did after carefully checking if anyone was standing below the window. At the exact moment I dropped it, the teacher walked in and shouted: "What did you throw out of the window!?".
I couldn't think of a fitting answer so just replied: "A pair of compasses.".
Obviously I got detention.
[QUOTE=Deri102;40345666]Why would you even call your teacher a bitch for not bringing you a pen in the first place? It's fucking rude, dude. Uncool.[/QUOTE]
I said it under my breath as a joke but then the girl next to me ratted me out. The thread is called the "Stupidest" reasons, right? I'll even admit it myself that it wasn't cool, it was fucking next to braindead, it was like Year 10.
[QUOTE=CWalkthroughs;40345690]I said it under my breath as a joke but then the girl next to me ratted me out. The thread is called the "Stupidest" reasons, right? I'll even admit it myself that it wasn't cool, it was fucking next to braindead, it was like Year 10.[/QUOTE]
Well why didn't you say it like that in the first place? I was imagining you just yelling at the teacher like "BITCH. BRING ME A FUCKING PEN" :v:
I got sent to the principals office because my pants were pulled down.
During 5th and 6th grade I was a massive shit head.
The first reason i got in trouble was in the 5th grade, some context before the reason why i got in trouble. One of our teachers was missing and we had a substitute teacher cover her ass, I for some reason had magick the gathering cards on me, and i asked the teacher if I could play a game with my bud, the sub says yes.
Now next class after the sub, we have english class with this psycho teacher, she was strick as fuck. Now with my 5th grade brain i deduced that the sub said I could play magick the gathering in her class, then this teacher surelly wouldnt mind me playing in her class. [sp] she took the cards and i only got them at the end of the term half a year later. [/sp]
6th grade was a bit of a messy time, because i got my first F, or in european term <50 points out of 100. Now i didnt want my parents to hear about this, but they were going to eventually. I should explain something here in 5th grade to 9th, we had these stupid books that ahd no purpouse but to have teachers write notes in them, parents mettings, etc.. it was essencially a book for writing shit so your parents would know... So my teacher writes in there that i had an F and wanted to talk to my dad.
Me being the clever 6th grader i was thought i could out smart the sistem, so i got my hands on my dads signature and started practicing, when i got it about right on my sheet of blank A4, i started practicing on the book where the actual message was. One full page ahead of the note for my parents. And when i got it right i then forged my dad's signature on the message that said I got an F.
[sp] the teacher flipped a few pages ahead when watching for my dad's signature found the fakes, called my parents, they found out I had an F, and had forged my dad's signature.[/sp]
I might have more later.
Well, I didn't necessarily get in trouble, and the story is only really funny out of context, but here we go;
I had this half-italian math teacher in sixth grade, and he was absolutely incredible(actually cared about his job, his students, and listened to both sides of a story before making a decision). We were playing a game(pretty close to the last week of school) and he told us to stop giving us the players hints; the next turn my mouth slips and I say out the answer. The game is stopped and we have to do a worksheet for the rest of class(it wasn't even graded, but I got dirty looks for the rest of the week).
After class, he pulls me out of the line and tells me he's taking me to Six Flags.
and here's the context;
[sp]He picked me and 4 other students from his classes to go to Six Flags based on who he thought were his best students; I was picked for outstanding improvements(went from a C- to an A over the course of the year) and dedication.[/sp]
[sp]I miss that guy; even when I was in Seventh grade he'd pull me out of my classes and study halls to talk to me and help me out.[/sp]
Farting during a test/exam
During the SAT a few days ago my pencil broke and I asked for a new one and almost got kicked out.
[QUOTE=conan96;40306010]I used a proxy to access Facepunch :v:[/QUOTE]
You have to go through the trouble of setting up a proxy to browse FP? All i did was change the DNS server that Windows xp used to google's public one, and i can access everywhere.
I put some shit stained underwear in someones lunchbox.
I remember in primary there was this one cunt of a kid. He came up to me once, grabbed my hand, smiled, and scraped his fingernails across the top making skin peel off in little swirls.
Anyway this little shit invited me behind the tree in t' play area, away from the sight of the nanny (the person who looked over us.) He jumped up on a tree branch, swung on it, snapped it right off (it was a moderately large branch, well it looked like it to me at the time), threw it over at me so I caught it, and then he pushed me in front of the nanny.
He got off scot free and I was sent inside to spend the rest of my break being yelled at.
[QUOTE=CWalkthroughs;40344921]I called my science teacher a bitch because she wouldn't bring me a pen.[/QUOTE]
That's not a stupid reason to get in trouble
That's just stupid
[QUOTE=zombini;40350804]You have to go through the trouble of setting up a proxy to browse FP? All i did was change the DNS server that Windows xp used to google's public one, and i can access everywhere.[/QUOTE]
Setting up one? There's quite a few proxies on the web.
Another time as school my friend Bryce and I were in computer class and he was wasted off of a Vodka/Pepsi combo that was much more Vodka than Pepsi. He got caught by the teacher and was given a sobriety test in the hall.
About 20 minutes later I get called into the principal's office to explain why I didn't rat him out when I clearly knew he was drunk. I simply told the principal that it's not my place to do the administration's job for them, and why would I snitch when he's a good friend of mine who's going through some serious personal hell (his sister got raped, and his parents were divorcing). I nearly got expelled, and got a nice week-long vacation from school with janitorial work included after school for two weeks instead of detention.
[editline]19th April 2013[/editline]
My former high school is retarded, seriously.
In 7th grade I fell asleep in my 2nd hour geography class and didn't wake up till 6th hour still in the same class. The teacher told every stupid to not wake me apparently. I walked into the office and got a detention for my 3rd 4th 5th and 6th hour class.
I also said the lyrics "Boom Boom Fire" and got expelled for the rest of my 7th grade year. Them bomb threats.
One time in highschool in the morning i was laying my head on my desk it was the first hour and i dindt sleep well the night before. So my teacher asked if i was sick or something and 2 people in my class said as a joke that i smoked pot before school so the teacher sent me to the principal and there they asked me if i used cocaine. and they kept saying i did they looked in my eyes and stuff then they called my mom to say that i used cocaine and got expelled
in the end i dindt used anything and later they apologized,i was 15 at the time.
Once had to come in for Saturday detention and do lines because someone else drew in my exercise book and I was too socially inept to tell the teacher it wasn't me. (this was like 10 years ago, i was 13)
Going the wrong way through a corridor
[QUOTE=usa;36868564]In economics, have to do a poster with felt pens (markers).
They are all in little buckets. A few of us see an open window and we do everything to piss off our cunt of a teacher.
Start chucking pens out the window when she is writing on the board on to the 1st floor class roof below (economics is on 2nd floor).
About 5 of us are doing it, rest are busy sniggering.
Teacher catches one of us and he narks on a couple.
I get in trouble for not doing my work, not because of thowing pens out the window.
Have to go pick them up.
Totally worth it.[/QUOTE]
"Hey, let's punish you for not doing work, by not making you do your work!".
My Pre-K teacher was a color-Nazi. The sky couldn't have ANY other color than blue, and the grass ALWAYS had to be green, and you HAD to always color inside the lines. She yelled at me a lot because of that.
It was a beautiful day, and the teacher said we could go outside, sit in the grass, and study for test we had like the next day or something. So 2 of my friends were throwing around this empty water bottle. They did this for like 5 minutes and it started to annoy me a lot, so I caught it and threw it away, and the teacher's like "*BLANK*, PICK UP THAT WATER BOTTLE".
I think I never got in trouble (if you could even call it that) for anything besides that small little thing.
Oh also, I always fucking hate it when there are these bunch of asswipes making a shitload of noise, and the entire class has to stay for it. Like, do you think we're gonna beat them up for making us stay? No it doesn't work like that. Why don't you just fuckin' punish the people that are causing the problem instead of making everyone stay, of which most didn't do anything
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Oh also, I always fucking hate it when there are these bunch of asswipes making a shitload of noise, and the entire class has to stay for it. Like, do you think we're gonna beat them up for making us stay? No it doesn't work like that. Why don't you just fuckin' punish the people that are causing the problem instead of making everyone stay, of which most didn't do anything[/QUOTE]
Collective responsibility is such bullshit. They expect the students to do their job for them, and when the administration fails to do their job, they blame everyone else. It's pure laziness that's encouraged by the public school system/government. Almost every single time I've been in trouble at school was for this reason alone, because it's not my place to do the teacher's job for them. If the teacher can't handle their students, they should be reprimanded for it, not encouraged to punish the entire class for the behavior of a few unruly kids.
In 5th grade, some asshole pulled my pants down, Including my underpants.
I was butt naked in front of the entire class and the teacher just sits there yelling her ass off at me.
She saw him pull my pants down, but she felt the need to insult me.
I got a 10 day suspension.
Not a stupid reason but a story I like telling nonetheless. Anyway this was about fifth grade and me and my friend Justice were digging around in the playground after school one day. (We were part of this program where we got to chill at the school while out parents weren't home after school). Anyway we started just digging the hole one day and within a few hours it was about the width of my head and the depth of my tiny fifth grade arm. Anyway we were fucking proud of this hole for some god forsaken reason and my friend Justice refused to fill it so she pulled some vietcong shit and covered it up with brush (We live in the pine barrens down in NJ so basically everything is covered in fucking pine needles so it was easy to hide.) Anyway once we had it all covered up it was time to go home so we split and for the next week completely forgot about the hole. We were reminded of it real quick when we found out one of the assistant teachers had fallen into it and broken her ankle.
In the end I took the fall for the whole ordeal and was barred from digging holes in the playground (which in retrospect is a light punishment for breaking some poor woman's ankle) but god damn did it feel like torture to me.
About 2 years ago [URL=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fcdemyAEpA]this song[/URL] went off on my old mp3.
Right at the part where it goes "I love my mommy cause she [B]FUCKED THE SHIT OUTTA MY DAD[/B]"
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