• Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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I shit you not, I said "Good Morning" to the principal with the wrong tone of voice.
"Badgercunt" is a pretty distinctive one to be honest.
I said the word "shit" to myself,under my breath,in the quietest tone of voice,to no one else in particular.A teacher heard it.I got detention.
I made a website taking the piss out of my pervy P.E. teacher and got legally charged with breach of the peace. It went viral and exploded all over the school. Was worth it though, he became a much nicer guy afterwards when he realised 700 pupils fucking hated him.
In economics, have to do a poster with felt pens (markers). They are all in little buckets. A few of us see an open window and we do everything to piss off our cunt of a teacher. Start chucking pens out the window when she is writing on the board on to the 1st floor class roof below (economics is on 2nd floor). About 5 of us are doing it, rest are busy sniggering. Teacher catches one of us and he narks on a couple. I get in trouble for not doing my work, not because of thowing pens out the window. Have to go pick them up. Totally worth it.
when i was in grade 2 my teacher was a really nice person. she gave us candy and stuff and did all sorts of activities with us. then she had a baby. we got a substitute that was the worst, and whenever somebody got a question wrong she'd start yelling at them and stuff. i knew this kid named klyde who switched schools because she made him cry his eyes out. she basically slammed metre sticks and stuff on people's desks and yelled point blank at them. she was fired at the end of the year because so many parents complained :v
In German class the teacher had this three strike system going on so after getting caught talking or doing something bad three times you got send out of the class room , all my friends were on a roll each having about 2 strikes and 2 of them get send out and the teacher is pissed . I say ONE thing and instead of getting a strike I she tells me to get out even though I have no strikes , I said '''No fuck you that's bullshit' suddenly it's dead quiet in the classroom and she's godzilla pissed and yells that I have to leave the class and I say I'll go stand in the hallway but won't go to the coordinator . I hanged out in front of the classroom for a while and she comes out and says that she was wrong but that I didn't have to use such harsh language and I didn't get in trouble . :quagmire:
Some kid in the hallway called me a chink. I replied with "I'm white!" I was suspended for three days for "Racial discrimination." [IMG]http://i715.photobucket.com/albums/ww158/iamdizzyizzy/1233442794105.gif[/IMG]
I recall one teacher who was of the "silence is the only acceptable classroom volume" ilk, yet was easily the most histrionic, bitchy and above all [i]loud[/i] woman I have ever encountered.
I said the word "What" about 5 times in chemistry because I couldn't understand the teacher, he thought I was mocking him
I was yelled at in third grade for throwing away my food that was half eaten away at lunch I was finished eating The janitor yelled at me
Back in elementary school, we had to leave school single-file. As I walked past my teacher, I ducked my head into my right shoulder, and sneezed. She must've taken that as an insult and made me wait until every last kid left the school before I could leave myself.
I threw a ball at my friend and he didn't catch it, so it hit a window behind him and made a really loud bang. Teacher thought I was trying to break the window :V
In nursery my mom made me some ham sandwiches, even though I really hated ham. As I was eating it, I was heaving so much like I was going to vomit, and I didn't want to eat it. The teacher stayed there with me screaming at me to finish it, and she actually kept telling me to 'stop heaving'. I have no idea why my mom kept making me those sandwiches.
I also used to step in dog shit a lot on the grass near the school and the teacher would always get mad at me and tell me to go to the bathroom and wash the dog shit off my shoes. I remember the class room would smell like shit and kids would notice the smell and comment on it, and I'd realise my shoes were the cause of the dog shit smell.
During science, one of my friends were drinking out of a drink bottle which is ok, cos it was a hot day. After the 3rd sip, the teacher confiscates the bottle, telling him to stop drinking.
In Grade 5 I was laughing at my teachers spelling mistake. He went to spell BOOM!!! but he wrote BOOB!!! instead. I was the only one that got sent to the office :v:
I got expelled from my school for punching a kid in the face after he made my ex cry. Private schools, ladies and gentlemen.
me and two other lads were late to our technical graphics class as the guest speaker we had went over the time limit. By the time we had gotten our equipment for the class, we had already missed most of the class. We were about to walk into the class (1 lad in front, then me, then the other lad) but our teacher literally sprinted from inside the classroom to the door and slammed it shut into the face of the lad in front of me, the teacher then proceeded to barricade the door with a hockey stick, and me and the other lads just stood there thinking our teacher had finally lost the plot.
When I was a kid we were doing an ICT class, I changed the font and size to a normal one and got a bollocking off of my teacher, my mum went and spoke with him after school and that was the start of just not bothering in school ICT classes.
Remember when Google had that Pac-man game? I played that during class. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54785618/pacman.jpg[/img] Surprisingly fun!
Not wanting to do sport LUNCHTIME DETENTION BAM Then theres the time when I pretended to do the homer simpson strangle thing and the principle yelled at me for assaulting them :C And in that same primary school our entire group got in trouble because we were throwing pebbles on the roof of the bike rack Bitch please, the roof is curved, those shits slid off no problem Oh and this happened to somebody else They said 'Hi' to somebody with Skype on a school computer and got suspended for a week It might have actually been longer than that.
I got kicked out of class once for being ahead in computer skills...
I "tripped" one of my teachers back in 1st grade. I was sitting in a slouched position, my legs extending out the desk. Then my teacher walked by and stumbled over them. Being the cantankerous old lady she was, I got yelled at and was given dirty looks for the rest of the day. It wasn't intentional, but she assumed it to be (and I understand). But what really surprised me was that this dude sitting next to me turns his head and tells me "I'm not your friend anymore", though I never associated with the kid at all.
This thread makes it seem as if all teachers in America are easily pissed off over nothing. I never had such shit happen to me, and I wasn't exactly the nicest kid in class.
In 4th grade the teacher got mad at me for eating chips during snacktime
[QUOTE=asciid;36871120]I got kicked out of class once for being ahead in computer skills...[/QUOTE] Happened to me as well. Except the fact it wasn't anything computer related, just online learning shit, little word processing and spreadsheet. Every IT teacher should always go through internet security FIRST, not just ignore it.
In 8th grade, we used to have to get our agenda signed by a parent or guardian every night. If you missed a certain amount of signatures, you'd have to participate in "silent lunch" which is just sitting at a lunch table far apart from some other people at the same table, and not talking. I had to participate in it a few times. It was just such torture having to eat and read a book afterwards.
My teacher encouraged me to defend myself because I was being bullied all the time. So I did. "Raizo go to the principal." What the fuck
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