• Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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Once in fourth grade I got mad because I wasn't allowed to take something home I had made in woodshop class because the paint hadn't dried completely, so I did an angry kick on the floor. However, my shoe was untied and flew right into the bottom window of the exit door, shattering it. Nobody was happy that day.
Speaking of collective punishment (A bit further up the page) I remember when our teacher did that to us one time during 5'th or 6'th grade. The class had gotten detention because some dickweed in the class had decided to insult someone, and i figured "I'm not having this shit" and walked straight out as soon as the teacher left the room to get us extra work for punishment, this caused the entire class to erupt in anger as they chose to stay :v: The next day nothing happened to me and everything was fine and dandy.
Well I was told of the other day for 'being late' to a lesson that I don't have. I had a free period and needed to do some extra work, so I was looking for rooms that were vacant. While walking down the corridor the teacher asked me "Are you just showing up for your lesson now?" To which I replied "Well I'm looking for a room with a spare computer since the Library has no free computers at the moment" The teacher assumed I was lying "You really expect me to believe that? That's hardly an excuse" so he followed me to the class I was trying to get into and asked the teacher if I was in the lesson. She confirmed I had a free period and he walked out without looking back.
OH, have I told the story of the missin pen? So, I had a couple of friends who loved to pin shit on each other and watch others take the fall for it. In this case, it was a pen. One of those instances was with me and a girl's pen. It was an ordinary looking pen, nothing special about it whatsoever, and they took it and passed it on to me. A bit later, she starts looking for the pen, getting really nervous about it and looking for it relentlessly. The teacher asks her whats wrong, and after she says she can't find her pen, all her friends (more than half the class, or in other words, all the girls, which outnumbered the guys by a lot) start turning everything upside down looking for the goddamn pen, as if it was life-threatning or something. Then, they started looking at us, since we were the usual hellraising tards in the class, to which we replied that none of us had it. They started suspecting me for being quiet and were ready to "hang me up in a cross" to look for it in me. Since I was the usual "quiet kid among a bunch of baddies", the teacher thought "oh to hell with the pen, and I bet if we did find it on you, it was someone else who planted there..." We all forgot about the pen for the rest of the class. When I got out of school, I just got rid of the pen, threw it into a bin and went home commenting with my friend what was all that about. That teacher was pretty cool. Maybe the best teacher I had back in the 10th grade. Really calm, really helpful, her classes were pretty cool, and cleared me out of some shitty times, like when I almost got in trouble for shaving a table with a boxcutter. Almost makes me feel like I should have done much much better in that course, but then again, almost all the people in my class were a bunch of backstabbing whores (literally) [editline]23rd April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Insulator;40353460]Another time as school my friend Bryce and I were in computer class and he was wasted off of a Vodka/Pepsi combo that was much more Vodka than Pepsi. He got caught by the teacher and was given a sobriety test in the hall. About 20 minutes later I get called into the principal's office to explain why I didn't rat him out when I clearly knew he was drunk. I simply told the principal that it's not my place to do the administration's job for them, and why would I snitch when he's a good friend of mine who's going through some serious personal hell (his sister got raped, and his parents were divorcing). I nearly got expelled, and got a nice week-long vacation from school with janitorial work included after school for two weeks instead of detention. [editline]19th April 2013[/editline] My former high school is retarded, seriously.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of when one of the 500€ or whatever projectors was stolen. On one of the very last days of school, a hot day to boot, they made us stay an extra hour or two, so a bunch of teachers could play detective on us to try and figure out who stole the projector. In the end, they never found out who stole it, but some of us knew it damn well. It was a former student, who went in there after-hours, unscrewed and took it home. And we got questioned because we had lots of classes on that classroom and because we joked a lot about taking the stupid thing home.
[QUOTE=zupadupazupadude;40381775]Oh also, I always fucking hate it when there are these bunch of asswipes making a shitload of noise, and the entire class has to stay for it. Like, do you think we're gonna beat them up for making us stay? No it doesn't work like that. Why don't you just fuckin' punish the people that are causing the problem instead of making everyone stay, of which most didn't do anything[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=GREN EYGS N HAM;40383964]Speaking of collective punishment (A bit further up the page) I remember when our teacher did that to us one time during 5'th or 6'th grade. The class had gotten detention because some dickweed in the class had decided to insult someone, and i figured "I'm not having this shit" and walked straight out as soon as the teacher left the room to get us extra work for punishment, this caused the entire class to erupt in anger as they chose to stay :v: The next day nothing happened to me and everything was fine and dandy.[/QUOTE] I am so glad this is illegal in Sweden, all my classes since year 4 in school has been filled with jackasses and morons.
[QUOTE=GREN EYGS N HAM;40383964]Speaking of collective punishment (A bit further up the page) I remember when our teacher did that to us one time during 5'th or 6'th grade. The class had gotten detention because some dickweed in the class had decided to insult someone, and i figured "I'm not having this shit" and walked straight out as soon as the teacher left the room to get us extra work for punishment, this caused the entire class to erupt in anger as they chose to stay :v: The next day nothing happened to me and everything was fine and dandy.[/QUOTE] One day I'll do this, if I have the balls.
Licking lemonade off the carpet.
[QUOTE=nerdster409;40389709]Licking lemonade off the carpet.[/QUOTE] was it the teacher's carpet?
[QUOTE=Rockeiro123;40389775]was it the teacher's carpet?[/QUOTE] Crap. I never even thought of it that way. No, Licked pink lemonade off the ground.
In 8th grade I was playing some basketball at lunch, when one of the... I dont even know what you call them, the people who walk around at lunch time to get mad at kids for just about everything... yeah, she walks over, blowing her whistle and having a cow. She comes up to me and tells me to go to the counselors office immediately. Very confused being a kid who's never had so much as a lunch detention, I asked her what I did wrong. The lady (who by the way looks like a strawberry) tells me that the counselors will explain it to me when I get there. Nervous I go to the counselors, and they are like "Thomas, why are you here?" and I replied "I was told you would tell me why I was in trouble". The counselors looked truly puzzled. They said they had no idea what was wrong and so I was to go back to the strawberry lady why it was she sent me. I tell the strawberry lady that the office didn't know why I was in trouble. She was struck with disbelief. "Really?" she asked, "Did you even go?". Yes I replied. "I dont really believe that, but tell the counselors that your tummy was showing". I realize immediately, its because I had jumped when playing basketball, so for a split second, my shirt was high up, but strawberry lady didn't want to hear it. Strawberry lady feels the need to watch me go into the counselors office this time, to ensure I dont slip away or something. I tell the counselors, and they are both painted with "wtf" faces. "Well, Thomas, your tummy clearly isn't showing, so we have no idea what she was talking about. Your free to go". You could tell that they wernt amused dealing with strawberry ladies petty complaints. The rest of the day my friends and I were cracking up that I almost got dress coded, and of course they all would lift their shirts up exposing their "tummies" when nobody was looking.
[QUOTE=Toyhobo;40388161]I am so glad this is illegal in Sweden, all my classes since year 4 in school has been filled with jackasses and morons.[/QUOTE] Men jag är svensk D:
So once in 8th grade science, we were doing this thing with beans and i dropped a few on the floor and when i picked them up (They rolled a bit) my teacher thought i threw them and i got a 1 day ISS. Also i put Halo CE on all the pc's in the lab and we played halo, did not get in trouble. Then this one time, during typing class i used cheat engine on a typing game and messed with the hours variable and set it to 90 hours to finish one paragraph (And i got top score of the month on that site :D).
[QUOTE=monkey11;40390276]In 8th grade I was playing some basketball at lunch, when one of the... I dont even know what you call them, the people who walk around at lunch time to get mad at kids for just about everything... [/QUOTE] I think the correct term is "Proctors" ?
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