• Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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Don't know 'bout you guys, but I never really got into trouble, despite pulling the craziest shit, like once I just started yelling at my arts teacher being a goddamn bitch and how absolutely every single student and their parents hated her, swear words included, middle of a lesson, I even threw something at her, yelling full blast, not holding back on anything, think I actually flipped my table too. I think she might have taken some of it because afterwards she just went back into her room, didn't contact the principal or any other teachers, and just stayed silent for a good 20 minutes straight, out of sight. Then there was also this time where I just straight up attacked a particularly annoying student in the middle of a history test, teacher actually supported this action because she hated the dude I attacked even more than I did and I was kind of her favorite in the class. Oh and when I was retelling a dirty joke in English to a mate of mine in the middle of a hallway (English isn't my native language), see random teacher walk out one of the classes, I'm fucking mortified by this point since she probably heard everything and I wasn't cutting down on the swearwords... "Your English pronunciation is very good!" and she walks away with a smile on her face.
1st grade I got in trouble for working ahead and my teacher told me I didn't get recess because of it. fucking cunt.
>First sex ed (YEARS ago), at the end we have this weird question time shit. I asked my teacher if she had ever masturbated. 1 week suspension I didn't even know why it was so bad, what did she expect, bitch.
I got suspended for 5 days for giving the teacher a death stare. I fucking hated that piece of shit, so i had a damn good reason to do it. He fucked me over by not giving me the work i needed to complete this year's assignments, and now i'm behind in 2 classes.
[QUOTE=Crimor;36864715]Due to one of the tard bullies going full on ramming speed at me, I just sidestep and watch him crash into a wall, one of the funniest things I've ever seen, but I got in trouble for avoiding it, how does that even work.[/QUOTE] "No tolerance" EVEN THE VICTIM GETS IN TROUBLE anyways: Me and a friend were pushing each other around in the cafe. Principal walks by and says "watch your hands" My friend doesn't hear and asks me what the principle said I jokingly say "Wash your hands." Principal overhears and I go to the office. WTF
At my old school they had a system where the doors were all electronically locked and only the staff could open them with their lunch cards (or you could just kick doors open, so there was little point in the electronic locks) And one day due to finishing late the front enterance was locked, so I scanned my lunch card while my friend wasn't looking so it made a beep noise, so she tried to open it because she thought the beep was it unlocking. It hadn't unlocked so she just ended up walking into the door expecting it to open. We laughed and the receptionist opened it for us. Three days later I get called into the caretaker's office and get my lunch card taken away because it could open the doors and I get into trouble for it. This was after showing me the CCTV footage of my friend failing to open the door because it was still locked, and the footage of us thanking the receptionist for opening the door. Apparently the receptionist couldn't have opened it since he wasn't there at the time. They also seemed to forget that if my card could open the doors then it was clearly their fault for giving me permissions on the college system and not mine Then I kept getting into trouble for not being able to print cause our lunch cards carried our printer credits
In kindergarten i was coloring and tore a hole in the paper. I got sent to In School Suspension for the whole day.
I used to fuck with computers so bad in my school. I had bought a nice big portable hard-drive cheap from a friend, and basically loaded Steam and all of my favorite games on it. It was a class that required somewhat high-end computers so I could play whatever I wanted without too many problems. I went low-key for a while, and then someone noticed me silently playing call of duty in the back. It was pretty hard to stay low after that. Regardless, the teacher enacted some restrictions on the computers, which I easily bypassed and played even more violent games, which got me a nice visit by the techies (who were pissed I got past their shitty security system.) and the principal. I actually remember several times where I got into a virtual fight with the schools tech guys, they would pull something and then I would put up countermeasures, it was quite fun despite all the trouble I got in.
I stole my teachers pen and got detention for 3 days. I also wrote a terrible letter to some girl in elementary school, and I was dragged down to the office by my ear. I also almost got in trouble a year ago when I was a junior in high school when I used a proxy to go on websites on the school computer, but for some funny reason knowyourmeme.com was unblocked, but every other site was blocked. It was the only thing I could go on that'd be fun to look at. I also had a friend that was pretty much an ass who decided to constantly press print on the computer, causing shit tons of copies of a social studies project. This was in elementary still, as I was apparently not allowed to use the computers anymore.
I was in math class with a teacher who i had for two years in high school who absolutely hated me(this guy was a major idiot, couldn't teach worth crap). I had gotten surgery on my foot three weeks previously and thus i had a cast on one leg and was in crutches for 2 months. He was already mad at me because i flipped one of his posters upside down, and I always raised my hand like i was heiling but pretended i didnt know what he was talking about, when this one stupid girl was being really annoying to me, and i was telling her off explaining to her calmly to stop bothering me. Out of nowhere from across the room he says i should stop harassing her and if I was gonna act that way i might as well leave. A second later, a friend asked me what he said and i told him he said i might as well leave, then he yells, "i didnt say might as well, is said WILL leave". So i got up on my crutches and in an effort to make him feel bad act like im struggling all the way to the door, then i tell him to come open the door for me since I am in crutches. Everybody thought he was being a douche for kicking out a cripple but laughed that i made him come open the door for me. I go out in the hall then I just go to the second lunch that was going on for the rest of period. In another class i literally got kicked out of the science lab for being crippled. I was attempting to do the lab with my group and i set up a chair to elevate my foot, and she said I was obstructing the class and told me to get out. I asked her how i could make up the lab and she said i couldnt and that i failed. Even though the only reason i couldnt do it is that she kicked me out.
In 8th grade a friend (also in 8th grade) and I were walking down the hallway to class and I jokingly push him as a teacher walks out of a room and sees me. She yells at me saying something along the lines of, "Stop picking on 6th graders". My friend, who was very short for his age, yells back "I'm a fucking 8th grader!"
I got suspended for a week for skipping school.
I was sitting with my friends in the cafeteria at high school eating something I had bought from the store next to the school. Now the food you buy there usually is packed in a plastic bag or something similar. While I was working on the last bit of my food, my friends started fooling around with the plastic box that came with the food, and I completely forgot about it, usually I always throw my shit away when I'm done. So the bell rang and we went back to class, the janitor comes STORMING in to the class room, tells me to come with him and angrily pointing at me(It's a huge sign of disrespect to me unless someone points me out in a crowd, so I already was pissed off). He walks me down back to the cafeteria and told me that he removed me from class because "I loitered", so naturally feeling wrongfully accused because I had forgotten about the plastic box, I started laughing and uttering "What?", he repeats himself and tells me about the plastic box and asks why I didn't throw it away, I respond with "Just forgot it I guess" and then he goes on and calls me and I quote "You forgot? Are you dumb or something?". Now I always had a problem with people calling me dumb, so I got angry and told him that I'm at least smart enough to avoid being a janitor at a high school. Of course this pissed him off even more and he sent me to the principals office. I had to come 45 minutes earlier then usual which was around 8:15 in the morning, to clean up the ENTIRE FUCKING SCHOOLGROUNDS, and that was just for forgetting to throw away my shit when I simply forgot it. On top of that came another punishment where I had to stay from 9AM to 5PM on school the entire week for being a wise-ass to the janitor.
Some kid pulled one of the elastic on my pants (with a hard plastic end) and hit me with it, and I yelped during a presentation. The teacher was a fucking idoit
I would constantly get yelled at by this one teacher for standing outside of a classroom for holding hands with my girlfriend. it would piss her off more if we hugged. For fucks sake 1. it was high school (senior year) and 2. isnt that what a couple does? What a bitch
In 4th grade I made a joke about my teachers height since she's rather small, she laughed and walked away. But the next day she was furious and yelled at me infront of the whole class. I don't think she really liked me that much for some reason, I once did the worst in class on a math test and she basically said out loud in class one day "Everyone did good on the math test, except [i]me[/i], he did the worst."
In 3rd Grade. On the first day of learning about fractions, the Teacher claims that a fraction's denominator rules the world. "...You see, the denominator is the ruler of the world." *Raises hand* "Yes? "How does the denominator run the world, exactly?" "..." "What?" "Get out, now." "What did I do?" "Oh, nothing. Just get out."
In grade 6 I dropped my pencil and it rolled under a desk, so I ducked down under my desk to find it, next thing I hear is the retard french teacher buzzing the office saying "Um hello yes (me) left the class room". So I rose back up and said "I'm right here. I was just getting my pencil." and she buzzed the office again and said "I'm sending (me) down to the office for hiding in class."
Though it is nothing compared to the ridiculous stories I am reading here, I was yelled at by one of my third grade teachers for turning to the next page of our history book when we were almost done with the page before that.
one day back in primary school anyone that hadn't given in their payments for our school trip had their final chance to do so, I innocently, and simply asked, "you have mine don't you miss?" to which the fuckin bitch cunt says "I dunno, do I?" to which I said "well my mum handed it in miss" and she then proceeded to give out to me asking why I would ask if I already knew, and telling me it was a stupid question but all I was doing was making sure. FUCK YOU LADY!! another time in primary school, 4 of my school yard chums back in the day and myself all got in trouble for being inside a classroom during lunch, we were hiding as we were playing a game called Tip the can, and were given detention for the rest of that lunch, but as we were carrying out our detention, which was that we had to sit in chairs outside the staffroom, a younger fat kid walked in and made the strangest weird animalistic type noise I and my friends had ever heard, the 3 girls burst out laughing and me and my friend were almost in tears(oh the joys of being 12) and we got in even more trouble. SO TO MY PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER(who was also the principle) FUCK YOU LADY, YOU CUNT! oh and one time I got in trouble, along with one of my friends and some fat prick, for my friend and the fat prick saying some girl fucked a dog, now.....I never said a fuckin word but had to spend a lunchtime with my friend and the fat prick having a meeting with the principle/our teacher and the girl in question and had to apologize. Now that I think of it, I got in trouble a lot of times in primary school that weren't my fault, and now that I think about it further, that kid that falsely accused me of bullying him(I posted that earlier) is also the one that said I told some innocent girl that she fucks dogs. If I could go back to when I was 12 I would kick that fuckin kid right in the face.
In 5th grade the trash bin was like 3 feet away from our table at lunch and we were throwing our trash in it and we got lunch detention
[QUOTE=My_Ass_Is_Grass;36872605]>First sex ed (YEARS ago), at the end we have this weird question time shit. I asked my teacher if she had ever masturbated. 1 week suspension I didn't even know why it was so bad, what did she expect, bitch.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of when someone asked "Are crabs fresh-water or salt-water?" after sex-ed.
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I'm in second set IT (or was) and all the kids I was with where retarded, they where computar illeterate and where really far behind on the work we where doing, and I was ahead so I installed minecraft on mine and a bunch of my friends computors so we can have something to do during lessons. In the middle of playing all of a sudden I loose controll of my keyboard and mouse, minecraft saves and quits and they delete the .minecraft folder. Our school has this system where they constantly watch over everything we do. Annother time during lunch me and vantyre went up to IT to play more minecraft. He gets bored and starts to make support piracy type posters for a joke. I dare him to print one out and put it up somewhere so he puts it right outside the IT room next to the poster that says "Are you legal?" The IT teacher in charge of the room stopped me later on when I was coming back from the toilet and says "I think me and you need to have a talk about piracy" as I walked into class vantyre told me that he had been told of and that he had to take it down.
I remember sometime in 2nd grade, I had an asthma attack, and had to stay in during recess. I also remember my friend got in trouble for being Jewish, and for taking to many days off (Jewish holidays will keep you home more than anything else.) The teacher almost lost her job because of that.
I set one of the computers to record the whole thing during lunch because i knew older kids were coming in and dumping shit off the tables,taking shit, ripping up people's work , i was really young and then i show the teacher and she says "WHY WERE YOU ON THE COMPUTER WITHOUT PERMISSION? TO THE PRINCIPAL NOW"
For not eating whole-wheat bread when it was lunch My teacher thought it was unhealthy
Not sure what is stupider. I had a stomach bug, which involved the runs. Had to keep going out of the class to do my business, by the third time i went out the teacher said I was wasting her time and i wasn't allowed to go for the rest of the lesson, after holding on for a shit for about 10 minutes i sprinted out of the class in the middle of her talking. I got detention on friday after school for this. Lucky i got out of it due to my mum complaining to the school or Being an atheist, I kid you not...
We had a substitute in biology in 7th grade and she was such a tool we couldn't stop laughing at her. Just the look on her angry face was funny. She finally told us, "Raise your hands if you want to go to the Office." Needless to say, about 17 of us raised our hands and we were sent in a line to the Office. In 7th grade, a few friends of mine and myself were all written up for carrying [i]huge[/i] stacks of magnets to the school, probably the size of cinderblocks. One of my friends had a stack the size of a brick in his cargo-pant's pocket and he was caught with them. The teacher told him to lay this brick on her desk and when he got up to walk to her desk, he walked past a bunch of computers. I swear, the computer monitors started to fucking flicker. It was the funniest shit I've ever seen. Stupidest thing I've been disciplined for though? I was sent to the Office on nearly a daily basis because I managed to catch a blood disease known as 'MERCA' from the person I shared lockers with. They told me to stop coming to school and I ended up staying out of school for over a month. My grades dropped as a result and no one gave a shit.
In Preschool, my brother and I were always bullied by a kid named Dalton. I will never forget or forgive that demon of a child. The kid beat on us every day. Every day we would get home covered in bruises and cuts because the staff was too lazy to discipline the boy. We would cry to the staff and show them our bruises but they just said to tough it out. What the fuck? The kid seriously changed my life, being the shit out of me every day while I was 3 years old (He was 5 or 6 for some reason. No idea how.) I really wish I could go back to beat his ass but who knows, it changed me into who I am so why would I want it to be different? We got kicked out of preschool for "complaining"
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