Stupidest reasons you've ever gotten in trouble at school for?
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My behaviour ratings for EP were lowered. I was sitting with a bunch of wankers who wouldn't shut up and I got in trouble for '[I]not taking action and leaving the group[/I]'. It was a seating plan...
Also, 1st grade. We were doing a find-a-word and one of the words was on a MOTHERFUCKING [B]BEND[/B]. I got in trouble for failing to notice a word that broke one of the very basic rules of the system.
Best story though- Total wanker next to me was rocking on his chair, playing with magnets. Teacher takes him outside and screams at him. (The door was sound-proofed so we could only see his lips moving from the window) After 30 seconds he walks back and I'm screamed at from the door. When I got outside, I was told to go inside and say that Graham did everything... Huh? I go in and blame Graham. Him and the teacher walk back in, teacher shouts random jibberish :words: at the whole class. The final instruction to pour from his moustache-ridden lips was "Write a 150 word essay on the previous events". I wasn't in trouble, it was actually a spontaneous observation test!
In 6th grade I was put in 7th grade math because I was smart or something (I'm stupid as shit). But I got a B the first marking period, and my teacher liked me. We had to keep a little journal of our assignments that I HAD been keeping up until my binder got stolen. My teacher wouldn't listen to me and told the whole classroom that I "Refused" to do my journal thing. I failed math because of that.
The teacher treated me like shit and never helped me from then on. He never even offered to move me to the front of the room when I mentioned my eyesight problem, before I got glasses. I got back at him though by getting D's in that class for the rest of the year. Oh god he hated me so much :v:
Me and my friend were playing tag when in the first or second grade, don't remember which. It was winter so we played "ice tag" of sorts, we used icy snowballs and threw them across the ground like bowling balls. A teacher caught us doing so and I got detention for "throwing icy snowballs at people".
[QUOTE=atttapi0;36882530]In 6th grade I was put in 7th grade math because I was smart or something (I'm stupid as shit). But I got a B the first marking period, and my teacher liked me. We had to keep a little journal of our assignments that I HAD been keeping up until my binder got stolen. My teacher wouldn't listen to me and told the whole classroom that I "Refused" to do my journal thing. I failed math because of that.
The teacher treated me like shit and never helped me from then on. He never even offered to move me to the front of the room when I mentioned my eyesight problem, before I got glasses. I got back at him though by getting D's in that class for the rest of the year. Oh god he hated me so much :v:[/QUOTE]
oh man im gonna totally screw myself thatll show him!!!
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;36883087]oh man im gonna totally screw myself thatll show him!!![/QUOTE]
I couldn't do work that my mom didn't understand and I didn't either! The teacher wouldn't fucking help or listen to me so what should I have done?
[QUOTE=atttapi0;36883548]I couldn't do work that my mom didn't understand and I didn't either! The teacher wouldn't fucking help or listen to me so what should I have done?[/QUOTE]
That's not how you presented it.
It's not that drastic, but I got a referral for wearing a red jacket.
So what if it was kind of faded, red is the school color.
Missed a detention, 3 days out of school suspension. Where is the logic in this? This was right before my mom's birthday, so this was definitely a great little birthday surprise for her.
this really butch strong bitch was acting up in class and someone thinking they were funny said I should fight her, and I said fuck no, she's a beast, she heard me, turned around and said "you callin me fat?" and I calmly said "yes". Then some dude white knighted on me like a faggot, I didn't really get in trouble though.
one time in Irish class this girl I know took my book, and I was looking for it for so long, and I started to get real pissed off, by this time she had given it to my best friend, and so when the time came that I had to read out a passage for the teacher i had no book and I told the teacher and he said it wasn't his problem, I was seriously pissed off at that, and I said what do you mean it's not your fucking problem? and I then decided to tell him how he's a joke and that this was a ridiculous class.
He was a complete idiot temp teacher for the year that no one listened to, I'm probably screwed now for this year thanks to him.
He told me he was going to email my year head and principle....I never got in trouble, the prick didn't even have the guts to punish me.
Didn't happen to me, but my brother. When he was in 6th grade his P.E. teacher would break into his locker and throw all his clothes on the floor for not having the right type of lock.
I made a fake bug thing, one of those things where you click on it and it pops up a message window. I changed the icon to the IE symbol. I showed how to do it to another kid and we put it on all the other computers. It said "There is a trojan horse on your computer".
They suspended me and him. Who the hell would fall for that? A "trojan horse" isnt even a thing... And it wouldnt be showing up in a message window.
Fucking idiot teachers.
[QUOTE=RusSlayer;36883921]Missed a detention, 3 days out of school suspension. Where is the logic in this? This was right before my mom's birthday, so this was definitely a great little birthday surprise for her.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of when I got suspended for a day for falling asleep in class, and the next day happened to be my mother's birthday. We ate lunch at a nice restaurant with my grandma, and it was really good.
[QUOTE=fletchdude;36890366]I made a fake bug thing, one of those things where you click on it and it pops up a message window. I changed the icon to the IE symbol. I showed how to do it to another kid and we put it on all the other computers. It said "There is a trojan horse on your computer".
They suspended me and him. Who the hell would fall for that? A "trojan horse" isnt even a thing... And it wouldnt be showing up in a message window.
Fucking idiot teachers.[/QUOTE]
Suddenly the next day's headline is about how a new virus was made nicknamed the "Trojan horse"
[QUOTE=Crash15;36869738]I was yelled at in third grade for throwing away my food that was half eaten away at lunch
I was finished eating
The janitor yelled at me[/QUOTE]
that sucks
in 8th grade I used to basically throw away 3/4 of my meal because it tasted like shit
Talking about bombs to my friend on Hitler's birthday
Closing the door.
She was one big fucking cunt.
Thinking back on it, she left a year to get a boob job.
She came back, probably expecting the grade-8er's to be staring at them, even though she was a shriveled up, old cunt.
10th grade. Apparently I was on the wrong bus for all of 9th grade and the bus driver of the bus where I was suppose to be on saw me walking to my current bus stop and told me that "I was on the wrong bus" and that I had to ride her bus after that day.
Well I had heard stories from this particular bus driver and liked my current one anyway so I just kept going on my current bus for the next few days.
Randomly I am called down to the office one day and am told that the bus driver who told me to start going on her bus wrote me up and gave me Saturday detention for not going on her bus. The principal threw the detention away and told me that was probably the dumbest write up in recent memory. He did end up putting me on that bus though, and it was definitely a punishment in its own. She was absolutely horrible, yelling at you if you had your phone out while ON the bus like it's some classroom or something.
She did end up getting fired near the end of the year though due to so many complaints from the other students who rode on her bus.
I said "Girls are better than boys," to three girls in the first grade..
I hid behind the door of the boys bathroom in the corner in second grade..
My English teacher, in seventh grade, had told me to stop talking, but I wasn't, so I responded "I wasn't talking'" and she said, "Now you are!".. Thus, I got in trouble after that..
All of my teachers loved me back in Elementary for not being a little shithead. But one fucking day I couldn't understand the girl with the speech impediment, she went and told the teacher that I was making her feel bad about her speech impediment. The teacher put on a face that said, "YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER GO DIE" and then she sent me to our schools little punishment room thing.
i lied and told the nurse i split my tounge open the other night and got stitches, so i didnt have to go to class, when i was like 6, needless to say, they didnt find stitches
I got banned off all school computers forever for some batch file that lists the hard drives directory after saying something like "installing virus" and according to them i supposedly fucked a windows installation even after attempting to fix it (couldn't because the school never had a fucking windows disc).
Thankfully the only IT professional knew it couldn't do anything but couldn't overrule the decision because the head is fucking retarded.
I was sitting in the cafeteria for lunch in elementary with my friends, and we started drumming up a little tune, and about fifteen minutes later, a teacher comes up to us and writes all of us up for creating excessive noise and "disturbing a learning environment".
3rd grade or something, the teacher said "I need to leave the class for 5 minutes, do not leave your desks or you'll be in trouble", some time after a girl picked up my pen and threw it on the floor. I stood up and took the pen back, and when the teacher came back she said "omg he left his desk". Guess what, teacher told me to leave the class while that smug bitch was laughing with her friends (best part is I never done anything bad to her).
Bitch got kicked out after midschool tho :v:
My one teacher told me to put my headphones away saying I was listening to music,I showed her they were unplugged and my ipod was off and on lock but she still told me to take them off.
I told her no there is no reason why I should because there not hurting anybody,she said they were distracting And I said if they bother you that's your own problem and have to deal with it.
The next day I was sent to the principles office he asked me what was the problem I explained to him what happened and he laughed and said "Is that all,just go back to class "
In one of my first science lessons in year 7, some moron decided to light a Bunsen burner next to my arm when I was leaning across the table. The flame started to singe the fibers of my jumper so I think I said something along the lines of "Fucking hell" and blew out the flame. I was sent out of the class and given a lecture on swearing because I didn't want my clothes to catch fire.
[b]I was rude[/b]
There was this guy who was really ugly. He had very weird hair and a huge ass nose and we sometimes made fun of him because of his hair.
So then a buddy made a group on "SchülerVZ" (some social network in germany for young pupils) called "Fabian, geh endlich zum Friseur." (That means "Fabian, go and get a better haircut already").
In this group they opened a thread where they posted suggestions what haircut they thought he had to get and one tard posted a picture of hitler lol.
They invited me into the group and even made me moderator, don't know why and I had no clue about the Hitlerpicture.
Anyway, a couple of days later I was banned on SchülerVZ without any given reason and I was like "well okay. I'll just ask some friends what happened". It turned out that the creator and all mods of our group had been banned and the group closed.
The next day my teacher wanted to have a talk with me after class. Since this was the first time I had to stay after class I as a bit nervous and she confronted me with the hitlerpic and some shit the other guys said. Apparently SchülerVZ could get you in trouble with your school, seeing as it was seen as some 'school-social network'. She then told me that I was in trouble and that there would be some teachers-discussions for everyone of us, to see what whill happen.
My final punishment was being suspendet for 1 week, having to do community service.
Seeing as I was actually unguilty in their case this pissed me off, but it was not too bad.
I got an after school detention because I wore the wrong type of socks to my PE class.
I got suspended for glaring a teacher with sunlight..
I got sent to the office in grade 2 for not bringing in crayons.
said 'russians' in geography class in 8th grade
accused of racism and was sent out of class
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